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desi: indo-pak poetry slam edition
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/Balt/
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>>59179333
good trips
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>>59179333
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>be desi
>be racially predisposed to not having a gf
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>>59179370
KEK
get social
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Again Dedshi ?
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dw lads, had a word with modi, he's going to help us all out
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GUYS WAKE UP
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>>59179535
/desi/ is dead Nomaan, just forget about it.
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>>59179370

>mfw I look like Sahir
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>>59181978
>Tfw the skype chat killed it.

the skype chat was just meant to be a complement to desi, it wasnt meant to replace it ffs
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>>59182259

Wait, el skypANO chat is active?
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>>59182282
yes
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I'm here.
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>>59182306

Who made the Skype chat?

Gayjew, Apoora, Cuckush or some other faggot
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>>59182358
i made it
gujjew, ankush, some indian guy, some random canadian (not asura) and random americna desi guy, also that aussie desi guy.

pathan used to be in it but he left, asura and mundu were in it but on temporary accounts so they arent in it anymore.
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>>59182585

Fucking cuckold.
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>>59182612
you can join if u want :3
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>>59182585
Behead all those who use skype
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How powerful will India be when it re-annexes Pakistan and Bangladesh and takes control of their economy, military and nukes, curry bros?
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>>59182652

>using bloatware + spyware

LITERALLY KYS
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>/desi/

How many posts before Pakistani shitposter nukes the thread?
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>>59185438
>>59184323
yeah i personally wish it was less widely used
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>>59184545

Dead weight
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>>59185610
Why?
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>>59185610
the only benefit would be china would be relatively weaker at constraining india without p*kistan
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>>59185524

I am the only guy here, you retard.

The pathan fucked off to his cave
The steroid guy overdosed.
Pakime got cancer and died.
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>tfw kashmir will never be free from indian oppression

Hold me bros
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>>59185610

>Dead weight

El IndiANO
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>>59186351
el pakistANO
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>>59186387

el British IndiANO

PAKISTAN WILL HOIST IT'S FLAG ON EVERY INDIAN WOMEN
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>>59186250

Bangladesh could possibly be cool

but there is just too much history with Pakistan we are never ever going to along and let bygones be bygones. We'd kill ourselves from the inside
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>>59186333

Independent, demilitarized, free Kashmir is best Kashmir
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>>59186467

Pakistan purges India from the inside.

TRULY GLORIOUS

I WANNA
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>>59186467
People said the same about europe desu.
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>>59186517

>Independent
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>tfw I see non-muslim indians here supporting sadiq khan

Disgusting

Indians and Pakis should be mortal enemies
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>>59186521
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>>59186617

You know, I have a real fascination with UK grime, roll safe is my favourite
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>>59186639

>Mountbatten

Truly a great handsome man.

>>59186617

>BE INDIAN
>GET THE ETERNAL KHAN'D
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>>59186693
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>>59186772

Nehru got cucked by Jinnah.

Jinnah is the ultimate bull
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>>59186909

God bless Nauman

>NOMAN

WOWZAH
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>>59186517
It would just become a landlocked country that would have to suck off India, China, or Pakistan to get anything done. Same with Khalistan.
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>be English
>All your children have left you to become stronger than you
>The only person who still cares is Canada
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Paki fantasies are funny
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>>59186617
>Indians and Pakis should be mortal enemies
t. Mr. Goldstein

>>59186818
>Jinnah is the ultimate bull
There's something about this that just made me laugh for some reason.
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>>59179489
I don't know if this is satire or humor that I don't understand desu
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>>59187046
KERALA PART OF CHINA WHEN?
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What are you praying for?
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>When the big test is next week but you're procrastinating and essentially ruining your life
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>>59187825
Based

Now pray for Nigel Farage
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>>59187907
Your life is already destined for ruin. You only worry about tests because you have yet to realise it.
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>>59188019
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/desi/ was a mistake.
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>>59188084
Think about it, has struggling ever gotten you something you wouldn't have otherwise?
Intelligent people read a lot as children, and were encouraged by their parents.
Social people had many friends as children, and knew they couldn't be hurt by others.
Athletic people started an an early age too, maybe their parent played sports.
Everything you have is simply a result of your circumstances.
If you stopped struggling for it, would you really be that much worse off?
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>>59188463
Nice one Brum
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>>59188592
im brum ankush
the other guy (>>59188463) replying to me is someone else
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>>59188868
Well you could just be same fagging for all I know.
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>>59187907
I'm procrastinating too but I don't think I'm ruining my life or anything.
>>59182652
Can I wear a mask and join it? I hate my face.
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Who's to blame for the partition of India?

English white devil, or American white devil?
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>>59190049

El IndiANO
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>>59189973
It's mostly just a chat anyways. No one actually uses their camera even when they call.

>>59190049
You
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WELCOME TO MY HOUSE
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>>59190194

Yeah bros, join the skype chat. Its pretty comfy and we have lots of fun. We mainly use text chat.

JUST don't be a cuck and make a temporary account becausr it will get automatically thrown out of the group after a while.
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>>59190194
>>59190340

Memples is new meme.

Okay
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Where is asura
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>>59190891

Noman fuck off
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>>59190905
Here a goat for you
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>>59190891
The Asura are the true Gods!
Devas are just cheaters!
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>>59190946

I don't want your wife, I want you to get out
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>>59191012
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>>59191014

Sex bomb NO-MAN

>>59191085

That's some nice food
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>>59191014
Who is that handsome young Iranian male?
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>be bengali
>be master race
>tfw
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>>59191215
>bengali
>master race
haha
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Dumping some meme
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>>59191310
>those guys
>indian
You're disqualified from posting in /desi/.
>>>/out/
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>>59191310

Those guys are el PakistANOs
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>>59191287
>Malassysia
Future colony of Bangladesh
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>>59191310
That entire this was hilarious. He did a reddit AMA at one point and was interviewed by many news channels. He's also maxed out his facebook friends list.
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>>59191425

>mfw Bangladesh will renamed to Banglastan.
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>>59191425
delet this
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>>59191468
>mfw Trump will nuke Pakistan once elected
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>>59190049
>English white devil
>>59189973
https://join.skype.com/Jlmeaemlhxps
^ skype chat
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Indians on /Facebook /
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>>59191634

>mfw TRUMP GOT KHAN'D

LMOA
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>>59191656

>fb

Looks like instagram?
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>>59191656

Video?

Asking for an Indian friend
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>P*njabis
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/desi/ was a mistake
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>>59192830

>s*indhi

>>59192846

Ankush bhaiya, lora doh nah haha :^)
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Why does Baloch show up in so many European people's DNA tests?
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>>59194129

>Pakistan was a mistake - Nehru
>NEHRU

>East Pakistan was a Mistake - Ayub
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hello to India

Thank you for positive prana-MAGA vibrations :3
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India was a mistake- J. Nehru
Pakistan was a mistake- M.A. Jinnah
Bangladesh was a mistake- Sheik Mujib
Nepal was a mistake- King Narayan Shah
Bhutan was a mistake- King Ugyen Wangchuck
Maldives was a mistake - Ibrahim Nasir
Afghanistan was a mistake- Ahmad Durrani
Burma was a mistake - General Aung San
South Asia was a mistake- Queen Victoria
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>>59194266

Bangladeshi poster was a mistake - Me
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Sri Lanka was a mistake - King Ravana (as per Ramayana traditions)
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>>59194342
Fuck I knew I was missing something. Oh well, I'll do it in another thread. But isn't D. S. Senanayake also considered the founding father?
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>>59194470

I.AM.YOUR.FOUNDING.FATHER
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>>59194470
yeah i guess.
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http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/hindu-sena-right-wing-indian-group-prays-trump-save-humanity-islamic-terrorism-1559522
You guys are alright
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>>59195545

That girl is el PakistANO
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>>59195667
How do I get a gf like her?
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>>59195985

Go to Britain, you cream loving fuck
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>>59196028
Ok I go to Britain and then what? How do make a paki qt fall in love with me
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>>59196346

Just go find some americanized paki, you retard or fuck off to Karachi/islamabad and use your white race card.
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>>59196475
My white race card?
What's that
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>>59187907

Man if Dhammika Prasad Sri Lanka are gonna get fucked royally, Root is going to absolutely pillage their bowling line up
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>>59196537

W A L L
A
L
L
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>>59196710
I'm white
I just dont know how that makes a difference
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>>59196761

SOUTH ASIANS HAVE A FETISH FOR WHITE SKIN.

Unless you aren't some retarded spaghetti dropping obese faggot then you can find a paki gurl.
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>>59196943

This.

Desi chicks will date a honky before they date a Pajeet.

jus b urslef
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>>59197041
>>59196943
This isnt true at all. Dating in India is super hard as a foreigner I guarantee it
Stop being cucks
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>>59197254

He is talking about westernized desi grills living in western countries, I assumed.

It was probably hard for you since you were emanating le super nice white guy vibes.
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>>59197254

Stop being "le I am really nice haha/real men get wimin" faggot
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>>59196943

Not here they don't
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>>59197361
I've never been to India, so I wouldn't know. I talked to a girl from interpals there and she said being foreigner of any race makes it really hard to date in india
>>59197570
I'm a bit of an arse desu
Not claiming to be le nice guy
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>>59197598

They do, it is inherently hard wired into them by their parents.

The same case with oriental women
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>>59197715
Lay off the cuck memes senpai
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>>59197701

>interpals

Ok so you basically don't know anything. Stop talking then.

>>59197598

Brit desi grills are only allowed to marry their islamic bulls and shit out 7 to 8 kids so they can be sent to bacchabazi schools
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>>59197808
I was never claiming to know anything. I'm the one asking questions here bud

I was just expressing doubt at the cuck memes the paki is spouting out
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>>59197762

PROVE ME WRONG

WHITE BULLS FOR DESI WOMEN
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>>59197701
>In India
Go for a westernized desi girl in America, or even better, an ABCD
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>>59186323
Tera mamoon chacha waapas aa gaya teri gaand lene hahahahahaha
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>>59197860
I wish that was the reality desu
>>59197894
The ones I know pretty much only date Indian lads
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>>59197715

Nah you daft paki I live in London

I see nig nogs with white women a lot more than I do pakis with white boyfriends
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>>59197897

I CANT SPEAK POO

>>59197937

THAT IS TRUE, RAPE THEM LIKE AN INDIAN.

5 SECONDS ARE ALL YOU NEED
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>>59197894
ABCD girls are gross. It's like they're making up for all the conservativeness of their ancestors by fucking everything that moves.
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>>59187046
haha true
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>>59197994
>>59197894
Wait what does ABCD mean?
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>other brit desi posters

hate this meme 2bh
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>>59197937
Then just buy her father a cow.
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>>59197980

YOU CHEEKY FAGGOT.

SADIQ IS MY COUSIN AND HE LET HIS WIFE BE GOLDSMITH'D FOR THE MAYOE POSITION, CAPISHE?

>>59198030

AMERICAN BORN cucked DESI
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>>59197855

Its not cuck meme, its true and I speak from experience.

I don't really care because as the amount of mudblood shit skins go up, so do the values of pureblood shitskin and cumskin people.

Win-win :)

As long as our women don't get BLACKED or NOODLED, its ok :)
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>>59198030
American born Confused desi

I'm not joking
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>>59198072

>Not wanting slanty eyed poos

>>59198097

LIES, C STANDS FOR Cuck
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>>59198097
Bit of a weird acronym. What does it really mean? Just Indians born in US?
>>59198072
Eh I've never really noticed it
I'll take your word for it
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>>59198030
American Born Confused Desi
Easy mode
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>>59198056
>>59198130


Rasheed's on a mad one
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>>59198153
Not just Indians. Pakis, Sri Lankans, and Bangladeshis too. Also not all ABCD's are like that but some are.
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>>59198153

Means western born desis who can't find their place between indian and western shit
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>>59198163

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THE C IS FOR Cuck

>>59198184

RORKE'D

>>59198153

It means le ebin westernized Indians who question desi culture.
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>>59198225
>>59198232
So they turn into complete sluts according to earlier in the thread then. Hot
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>>59198233

FOP
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Read this for some laughs

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American-Born_Confused_Desi
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>>59198285

YEAH, JUST RECORD THAT SHIT AND BLACKMAIL THEM
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>>59197981
Bet you can't even speak, after what happened to zhao and your ammi last night you fucking piece of shit behen ke lode randi ke poot teri maa ki choot mein grenade tera baap mera loda choosey
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COCONUT'D
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>>59198424
BIG DRAVIDIAN COCONUT IN UR AMMI'S PUSSY
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>>59198336

Epic

Mein teri gaand ki nali me paanch-che saliye ghusad doonga
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>>59198424
IM'MA NUT WHITE COCO JUICE IN YOUR AMMI'S BHOSDA
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>>59198336

WE
WUZ
VEDIC
ARYANS
AND
SHIEEEEET

HAHAKANG'D

KYS YA MANLET NERD

>>59198475

I WANT BIG KEEELAH IN MY TUTTI SHUTE

>>59198512

LORA VERY SMALL

>>59198535

Pajeeeeet, my son
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>>59198512
iss porki ki gaand toh manhole ban chuki hai, bulldozer gusaaye bina yeh reh nahi payega
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>>59198561
Aaj poem likh bhenchod teri ammi ko nanga karke heera mandi mein nachaunga
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>>59198591

L P C
P
C
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>>59198591

Saat aath hijre log ek saath ja sakte hein iski gaand mein

Aur ek cruze misssile ki bhi jaga hogi
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>>59198652
I AM ABDUL, LIVE IN A FAILED STATE
I REGULARLY USE AMMI’S ASS FOR BAIT
WAITING FOR ZHAO WHO’S CUM I ATE
ANALLY RAVISHED, WOW, I JUST CAN’T WAIT
KNOCK KNOCK, I HEAR AT THE GATE
CAREFULLY I REMOVE THE GRENADE CRATE
THE INDIAN’S HERE, EVERYTHING ELSE CAN WAIT
I SERVE MY MOM’S PUSSY ON A PLATE
HE FUCKS HER GOOD UNLIKE ABBA’S CHOTA LULLA
HER SCREAMS OF PLEASURE CAN BE HEARD IN THE WHOLE MOHALLA
THE THROBBING DICK DIVES DEEPER TO “ALLAH,ALLAH”
I CAN FINALLY GET A DIME FROM HIM, VOILA
MEANWHILE FROM THE BACKDOOR I RUN
HAHA I AM TOO CLEVER FOR THAT SONOVA GUN
I AM FED UP OF BEING THE FAGGOT ASS SON
BUT DICK IN MY BOIPUSSY IS TOO MUCH FUN
GASPING FOR BREATH, I KNOCK AT ZHAO’S DOOR
CHANTING SOME GIBBERISH, I FIND HIM ON THE FLOOR
ZHAO SAYS PROTECTING PORKISTAN IS TOO MUCH OF A CHORE
BY NOW, HE SAYS, MY BOOTY HOLE IS A FOLKLORE
HE PICKS ME UP AND SHOVES ME TO THE GROUND
CAN HEAR MY AMMI’S CRIES AS HER PUSSY’S POUND
DECIDE TO LET GO OF MY INNER HOUND
WITH MY FAGGOTRY MAKE ZHAO SPELLBOUND
TO HIS GRUNTING I MOVE MY HOLE
I IGNORE HOW DIRTY IS MY SOUL
HIS CHING CHONG WHANG WHUNG HAS TAKEN A TOLL
BUT REVEL AT THE THOUGHT OF A POST-FUCK STROLL
WHEN ZHAO COMES, I TURN TO SEE HIS FACE
I SHIT HOLY QURANS WHEN I LET GO OF HIS EMBRACE
THATS MY UNCLE AGAIN, THE PEDOPHILIC ACE
AND THIS IS HOW MY CHILDHOOD BECAME A MOLESTATION CASE
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>>59198649

I WOULD LOVE TO BUT THE WORLD LIMIT IS TOO SMALL AND I AM ON MY POOHONE
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>>59198072
But noodle folk are quite attractive
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>>59198691
aadhi chinki army toh iski gaand mein camp banaa ke baithi hai kek
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>>59198696
just admit you can't type while your mamoon chacha is anally making you see new dimensions
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>>59198810
>anally making you see new dimensions
Kek
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INDO-PAK POETRY SLAM


RABINDRA VS ALLAMA
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>>59198731

Fuck off commie dog eating scum

>>59198756

Thik bola, uski gaand mein se dhoomala nikal raha hein, woh chinki log kutte aur billi ki barbeq kar rahein he
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>>59198870
it was over yesterday, the porki, much like his army, has hid ass handed back to him. The thread wasn't even a desi one kek
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>>59198931
yeah i saw

its pretty embarassing that you were both writing poems at each other but oh well.
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>>59198879
Zhao iski gaand mein pade mare chuhe khaa raha hoga

Also, prepare yourself fro some unimaginative poetry the proki will soon post. You wont even laugh at it, it is just that pathetic, like his life, and the slum dwellers

Muhammed-ul-tatti-al-ayesha-choot-al-pedophile-al-ammi randi-ullah
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>>59198692

Please don't regurgitate your shitty poems, right something new.

MY NAME IS MAHA SING(H)
I RUN WHEN THE PAKISTANI PIMP RING
I RUN OVER AND RING THE BELL
HE WAS ALREADY USING MY MOTHER, OH WELL
MY MOTHER WAS ON THE GROUND, ASS CHEEKS RED
I PLACED MYSELF ON THE BED
I HEARD HIM SAY (ALLAH AKBAR)
WHILE HE TOOK OVER ME AS KASHMIRI CLAY
MY DAD WAS ALSO THERE
HE HAD A CAMCORDER RECORD ME HERE
THE PAKI PUT HIS NUTS IN MY MUMS TONGUE
SHE HAS PROBLEMS WITH HER LUNG

I CANT WRITE MORE BECAUSE I HAVE TO LEAVE

JUST KNOW I HAVE YOUR MOTHER KAREEB
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>>59199092

*write
>>
>>59199092
>implying this is not shitty

0/10
Aaj mood nahi hai teri lene ka, tu aaram se apna chacha-jaan ko pyaar izhaar kar
>>
The only winner in this thread is the great vedic science of poetry.
>>
>>59199251
>>
Match jeet nahi paate, kashmir lene chale hain

Megakek
>>
>>59199308
The blood of Tagore and Raja Raja Varma runs in veins.
>>
>>59199078

My name is Panjeetpoop Singh
I make rotis with cow poop and hingh

If you see me coming, better get out of my way
Cuz I haven't raped a bhabhiat in two full days

I wobble my head whenever I talk
Because in my mouth, I am imagining a big bihari cawk

>>59199092

Yo my name is Abdullah el-PersoIrani
My ammi makes me Indian biryani

After dinner, I fuck my ammi and the goat
No babies because I use hanger of coat

My nephew? Yeah you can have him for the night
But I get to have your wife's son, its only right!
>>
>>59199153

let me write one for.you

This is Pajeet's base
He already knows his place
He could never beat the Pakistani in a sexual intercourse race
He tries to run away using MACE™
However he isn't smarter than the Pakistani Sexual Ace
Hiding behind walls won't help
He can hear his mothers yelp
It echoes all over the place
The Pakistanis cum all over her mother's dresses lace.
How long can the Indian hide?
He will also get the dick ride.
His mother down
His fathers face has a frown.
Don't worry yet, my fellow readers, he'll be put back in place
By the Pakistani sexual ace.
The father attacks
He gets hits witch racks.
Fallen on the floor dazed
His asshole is going to get razed.
He jumps on him
His future seems brim
No escape from the dick
It is long as a 22" inch stick.
Father down, knocked out
All I can see the Indians sister pout.
I want my turn on the rides
The Pakistani sexual ace abides
Face first thrown on the bed
She gets a spanking which turns her arse red.
She was ready now for it
I would give it to her in just a bit.
I told her to get up and suck
Her hands were covered in muck
Just use your head, I said.
I grabbed her head and lead.
She sucked and begged for air
I made her suck on my pair.
3 down, one to go.
Where can the Indian ever go?
I explored the place
No place to dispose the waste.
I heard a noise in their backyard.
I ran over there like an american looking for lard.
The Indian was begging the cow
He continuously kept taking bows.
Oh god, save me, he said.
His face was red.
I saw a tear (on his face)
So I went near.
Placed a hand on his shoulder
Stuck my dick in his ass like a boulder.
The cow mooed in the sight
To fuck an Indian was every Pakistanis right
>>
>when studying for the exam ain't cutting it anymore and im unironically chanting saraswati mantras

JUST (remove my mental fog oh mother of knowledge)
>>
>>59200354

To fuck any Indian is sight
Is every Pakistani's right
>>
>>59200404
we are cousins after all
>>
>>59200475

No matter where we stay
You will always lay (with me)
>>
>>59200507
we are siblings after all
>>
>>59200582

Whatever you say
You will only play (with my dick)
>>
>>59200657
we are relatives after all
>>
>>59200698

when you sucked me in the park
I couldn't wait to fuck you in the dark
>>
>>59200776
we are brothers after all
>>
>>59200813

When I saw you on the street
I wanted you sucking my dick as a treat
>>
>>59200893
I am your mother after all
>>
>>59201039

You think this is a joke, Ma.
Go away, I am fucking this Indian, AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
>>59201159

VIETNAM FUCKING
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>>59201205

VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS
>>
>>59201314

ALL OF THEM WERE SHOT TO BITS
>>
>>59201499

ITS TRUE, ALL OF IT
>>
>>59201590

I MADE THE ALL SIT
>>
>>59201689

YOU CANT EVEN COMPREHEND
>>
>>59201761

When the Indian bends

;^)
>>
>>59201853

HIS INTENSTINES WRAPPED AROUND A ROD
>>
>>59201904

The Pakistan flag piercing his lord
>>
THIS PAKI'S SISTER IS SICK
SHE SUCKS MEAN DICK, OHHH
>>
>TV news
>USA elections
>Trump is popular in India
>They think he'll wipe ISIS and Pakistan
Is that true?
>>
>>59202077

Yes

Trump will make Akhan Bharat a reality
>>
>>59202077

Eliminating Pakistan and ISIS? no.

>>59202063

The gay jay had my dick in his ass
He is giving me her lass.
She sucks my ball(s)
While gujjews ass, I maul.
>>
>>59202077
>>They think he'll wipe ISIS and Pakistan
pls bhagawan let this happen
>>
>>59202326

>mfw TRUMP annexes Pakistan

Okay :^)
>>
>>59202410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cde32Yo3nzI
>>
>>59202529

Wew lad, not this jungal ki rani again.
>>
>>59202529
lel fucking hindus

muslims have ruled over you for millenia, indians were only freed by brits from muslim rule only to accept another master

why are pajeets and pakis so beta?
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>mfw thought it was a meme that pakis say they're not indians and that they're descended from [insert muslim middle eastern/central asian country's people]

>mfw reading youtube comments, pakis almost always claim they're not indians and that they have ancestors from iran/arabia/wherever

>mfw even read several comments on reddit (r/pakistan, r/abcdesis, r/india) before of similar nature
>>
>>59202877

YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D
>>
>>59202877

More like PakiSTAIN amirite?
>>
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>>59202877
its an irl meme, not an internet meme.
>>
>>59202693
>t. I don't know shit about Indian history
>>
>>59203443
indians/pakis have always been slaves, whether to iranians, turks, arabs or brits

triggered pajeet
>>
>>59204598

PAKISTANIS ARE PERSO-ARABIC

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS
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>>59204883
>Perso-Arabis
>Playing the vedic game of chess
Stop ruining our games
>>
>>59182227
We all know you look like a cuck, mate.
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>>59203154
>pathan guy
>punjabi pakistani
>punjabi
>>
>>59205696
>not being able to understand the meaning of the joke

you sure are dumb
>>
>>59205696
>>59205404

I actually have kashmiri tribes in both my parents so I am white.

Checkmate poo-thans
>>
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>>59206147
>so I am white
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>>59206293

>Kashmiris aren't white

Okay rabid dog.

Kashmiri pride world wide > POO-THAN BOMB BLAST RIDE
>>
>>59190049
>American white
Kek.
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>>59206373
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>>59207168

Brown'd
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>>59207409

El PakistANO

FUCKING KEK
>>
>>59207409
>trying this hard
You are a brown Punjabi cuck. Stop deluding yourself.
>>
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>>59208367
>mfw
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>>59207409
>>59207921
>>59208225
who is who here?

>mfw more than one paki-poster shows and they start exploding at each other
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>>59208459

>joking
>about skin colour

/pol/ HELP
>>
dear indians pakistanis afghanis or whatever you are.
Please kill yourselves and make the world a better place.
thanks
>>
wait


wait


so pakistan's flag actually has a white stripe on the left?
I thought it was just poorly cropped x-----DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>
>>59208549

Bby don't go.

Here, take my sandwich and suck deeper.
>>
>>59208549
dear grease
pay dents
>>
>>59208549
go get fucked by a turkroach
>>
>>59208549
Oh look, a shitskin telling other shitskins to kill themselves.
>>
>>59179186
want to see britbongistan in flames from pakis and indians now that you have that great mayor :)
>>
>>59209325

FIRST LONDON, SECOND ATHENS
>>
>>59209325

HOW U WAN YOURE EXONMIE FAUM

JUST DENBT ME SHITE UP BRUH

NP I GOCHU
>>
>>59196943
Not really man. Pakistans too conservative.
>>
>>59209398
>implying a paki would want to greece
It's more fucked up than Pakistan.
>>
>>59211043

No, they aren't.

I have literally heard people to aim for white people aka americANOs if possible then el TurkANOs thanks to le Turkish are white meme and finally el PakistANOs

>>59211057

It costs 6 dollars for your mother but a Greek whore costs less.
>>
Why are you they such cucks.
>encouraging men from another race in how to date you women
>emasculating yourselves

All memes and jokes aside, why?
>>
Why are you they such cucks???

>encouraging men from another race in how to date and steal your women
>emasculating yourselves

All memes and jokes aside for a second--why?
>>
>>59211196
And I've literally heard people say to go for anything but Blacks and Whites.

Your families fucked desu.
>>
>>59211616

Blacks are literally NO-GO in desi families for some reason

Most people want a BIG WHITE TURKISH "MUSLIM" BULL
>>
>>59211534
Most people in /desi/ would rather go for a girl of another race rather than their own.
>>
>>59211700

Pls share gf.
>>
>>59211700
So would a lot of other people.

That doesn't mean they teach them how to like they're fucking prepping a bull or something.
>>
>>59211534

Its not cuck if you keep it in the same family (ie caucasoid)

>>59211700

Nah, I'd rather go for desi woman than an equivalent honkey woman
>>
>>59211672
What about a white Anglo Christian?

And Turks aren't white.
>>
>>59211759
How many times are you going to keep asking me this?

>>59211801
Don't take the Pakistani seriously, he's a frequent shitposter

>>59211810
Same, though desi girls are 4th in my priority list
>>
>>59211810
>Its not cuck if you keep it in the same family (ie caucasoid)
Nobody thinks that apart from you guys. It's race first for everyone.
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>tfw can deadlift >4 pl8s but can't sit in padmasana
>>
>>59211888

Until you share your gf.

As your Pakistani brother, it is my right to examine the goods

>>59211843

>Christian

GOODBYE.

No one will touch el ChristiANOs.
I even remember when some guy got a separate metal glass (aka the least used glass) for a christian haha.

The easiest way to get el PakistANO women is the following way is by being a white turk ""Muslim""
>>
>>59211953

Remember, there are a lot more of us than there are you guys, and we keep reproducing like rabbits.

Its you who needs to be careful, not us. We can spare a few brown grills

;)
>>
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>>59212066
It will not happen ever.
>>
>>59212291

Post her pic anon

Come on

Just do it

Be a bro
>>
>>59212173
It's bit about that shitskin-kun.

Women reflect the status of the men. If the women date out a lot, then that tells the world that the men are losers.
Here why nobody respects Asians.

Although from what I read more desi men tend to marry white than women.

Idgaf anyway.
>>
>>59212066

I have the Bangladeshi's gf pic.

Teri ammi ka photo dikha. Sirf tab mein uski gf dikhaunga.
>>
>>59212173
>We can spare a few brown grills
nope
https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/indias-gender-imbalance-worst-in-recorded-history
>>
>>59212386

GAYJEW BHAIYA, APP MERAH LUN KYUN NAHI CHOOSTEH

PLEASE EIK CHUPA.

THORAH GARAM HO JAEIN GEH.

AAO SIRF EIIIK CHUUUPPPPPPPPA CHUP LOH
>>
>>59212385

I don't really believe or care about what others think.

The only one I aim to please is myself.

Vid related is how I feel. His acceptance speech

https://youtu.be/wD2cVhC-63I
>>
>>59212490
What about the way people will treat your son/other men in the future because you're all cucks?
>>
>>59212369
ask the gujjew
>>
>>59212565

I didn't know you share her with gayjew. Well, that's a new thing to me.

Ta-ta

Motors haha
>>
>>59212397

>641 million women in India

We'll be fine

>>59212397

Tera lund meri bhose ke liye kuch jyada hi bada hein. Thoda thanda hine do, baad mein.

>>59212543

What? How do you mean?
>>
>>59212543

SHUT UP

2030 IS YEAR OF THE POO
>>
>>59212670
You're gonna see some /r/Asianmasculinity tier shit in the future.

>waaaaaah why aren't Indian girls sleeping with me REEEEEE!
>>
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>>59212763

>mfw India abolishes arranged marriahes
>mfw Indians die out
>>
>>59212645
>share
Oh god no. I posted her pic in the skype chat when I was high, I think he still has it.
>>
>>59212763

Well those guys, along with other betas can go to hell.

Its wild wild west out there and if you miss the train, you ain't gonna be there for the gold rush.

Indian males are too oblivious for that kind of shit anyway, see facebook comments, they don't give a single fuck.
>>
>>59212809

Post it here now
>>
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>>59212857
>>
>>59213196

That's a nice basket.
>>
>>59213241
I'll be sure to tell her that
>>
>>59213196

>Jeans, no belt so they are obviously tight
>IPhone with a shit cover
>That nail polish colour
>that fucking out of place basket
>that non-/fa/ attire, seriously is this the start of 2002
>That earring looks like a fucking safety pin

>>59213309

TELL HER

WE
>>
>>59213196

BIG
>>
BIHARI
>>
>>59213341

Don't forget

>black elbows, holy shit is thos the slavery era? Just use some fail and lovely
>non-modest clothing that shows off breasts, no bra so risk of sagging titties
>is that a broom in the shower? Does she use it to comb her fake hair?
>>
>>59213452

>shit lighting
>shit colour combination
>That fucking disgusting tile near the shower
>>
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>>59213241
>>59213341
Well as long as stops you asking me to share her.
>>
>>59213517

>bathroom thats already too small and she keeps stuff in it on top of that
>one leg on top of another like she has to go pee, or maybe she is hiding a BBC.
>face so black that can't see her facial features, seriously wtf
>>
>>59213568

Nah, I want to cuck you now with a strap-on

>>59213602

>implying banglaboi doesn't like cocks in his ass

He's a real pathan and a real Paki
>>
>>59211482
Indian women have the lowest outmarriage rates of all ethnicities on the planet

92% of Indian women are endogamous

Indian guys actually outmarry more
>>
>>59213751

DELETE THIS

We want to contribute to the destruction of the white race so we can be superpower by 2030 with white servants.
>>
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>>59213726
>strap-on
>>
>>59213875

Double penetration you idiot

One for your chut, one for your gaand
>>
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>>59213875

Oh, she has the real deal, much erotic.
>>
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>>59213961
Gross
>>
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>>59213975
>>59214006

>mfw I get to sword fight his."gf".

Does she have a longsword or is it short and easy to use like your ass
>>
>>59213196
>can't even take a proper selfie

T R A S H E D
R
A
S
H
E
D
>>
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>>59214105
Don't think she has one. Anyway, I think I'm gonna go study for my next exam.
>>
>>59214204

She has a strap on right?

That seals the deal.

You take my dick, I take the strap on
>>
>>59213751
Source?
>>
>>59214157
Didn't feel like posting one of her proper selfies desu
>>
>>59214330

I could do it but I am a nice guy ;)

Hehe
>>
>>59214330

Post her instagram, I'll have a look for myself

>>59214392

Gayjew, YOU OIL DIGGING FAGGOT NERD.
>>
>>59214292

Here you go buddy

http://www.asian-nation.org/interracial.shtml

92.5 endogamy rate for men
92.9 endogamy rate for women

society in question is the US which is arguably the most multiracial background for this sort of research

I've got a couple more articles but this is the most heavily sourced and comprehensive one that doesn't lump all asians into one category

What's very interesting is that asian-white marriage rates are decreasing BUT intra-asia (pan-asian_ marriages are increasing
>>
>>59214392
That wasn't a proper selfie

>>59214450
>instagram
Yeah, no that's enough you get. Stay, thirsty curryniggas
>>
>>59214582

>thirsty for black women

CAN YOU SEE MY FLAG.
>>
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guys..

breh...

Guys...

does anyone else lose it for "cute' chicks versus "sexy" chicks?

Am I faggot?
>>
>>59214676
My bad, she's not a 12 year old boy.
>>
>>59214732

>Cute over sexy.

That depends on their general attractiveness.

In my opinion sexy > cute, you homo queer

>>59214810

No, that would be you.

Time for the lap ride.
>>
>>59214732

Who is this fuck buck? Shes more sexy than cute.

Shed be a fish in bed though.
>>
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>>59214732
Isn't she the girl that hates brown men? LOL.

>>59214575
This made me sad.
I always had a weird fantasy that foreigners would come over to the west to live a better life only to have their women form a line to ride the BWC while the men cry and masturbate silently in the corner like beta cucks.
But it seems like shitskin women are more loyal than native white women...

I wasn't ready for these feels. I'm going to go take a nap now guys. Fuck I hate modern civilisation. Liberalism is a mental illness.
>>
>>59215144
>Isn't she the girl that hates brown men?

Iunno nigga

>>59214961
>Shed be a fish in bed though.

Yeah can't stand this senpai

I'd take a butterface over a "classically beautiful" woman who has no passion in the sack
>>
>>59215250

Well, you can add spice to a fish but you can't unJUST a butterface.

Call me Bruce Vain but I'd take sexy over butterface.
>>
>>59215339
Bruce vain.
>>
>>59215339
>Well, you can add spice to a fish

>effort

Nah, fuck that senpai
>>
>>59215564

Its a fair tradeoff, good looking or good in bed?
>>
>>59206147
You could have blond hair and blue eyes but since you are from Pakistan you will never be white.
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