American communism edition
He's got to make his own mistakes
And learn to mend the mess he makes
He's old enough to know what's right
But young enough not to choose it
He's noble enough to win the world
But weak enough to lose it
He's a New World Man...
nth for don't bully!
Can somebody explain why this happens?
Is google memeing me?????
this girl 2bh
>canadians will defend this
>Americans are racist crazy gun-toting motherfuckers
>Canadians are pussy PC that can't defend themselves
Which is the worst stereotypes?
>>59153783
WHY IS CALIFORNIA WORTH 55 DELEGATES?
>>59154135
Oh my god
>>59154135
What the fuck?
>>59154019
>>59154135
can't possibly be true
>>59154135
hahahaha
>>59154135
now i'm hard
>>59154229
33 million people live there
>>59154135
I expect someone will still be triggered by this.
>>59154308
Quality ass
>>59153783
There is no need to place a soviet russian symbol when you already have stars in your flag.
goyim.
>>59154229
Because there are 40 million people there
if anything it's underrepresented
>>59154135
>>59154135
>it's a le weedman episode
By what time do you think we'll stop doing this shit
>>59154135
Is this what happens when you legalize weed
>>59154135
How do I get this attractive?
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IT'S SO FUCKING HOT
MY LAPTOP IS ABOUT TO FUCKING MELT, I'VE EVEN GOT THE EXTRA FAN TURNED ON AND IT'S ON A COOLING PAD
FUCKING HELP
>>59154595
Become a PC faggot
>>59154575
it's still illegal here, will probably be until next election
police are enforcing it even less than usual due to legal uncertainty though
>>59154544
oyyyy veyyy
Hey what's a good western hand drawn film that I should watch. Like the Iron Giant or something
I'm bored
Any pc nerd in here? I need to know if this laptop is worth to buy
hp 15 ak001la
>>59154595
Sell your soul and your dignity.
>>59154544
Is that where all the gold went?
>>59154135
Kek
Jesus christ I forgot how fucking annoying Boxxy was. Worst meme of all time
https://youtu.be/Yavx9yxTrsw
>>59154831
HOL UP
Why are you getting a laptop, first of all?
>>59154927
>If you put out the fire, it wins.
>>59155040
she's qt
>>59154790
Clannad afterstory
>>59155085
That shouldn't have made me laugh as much as it did.
>you'll never share the world with your American buddy again
why live?
>>59153783
Very bad thread
>>59155134
This is just an elaborate meme like Maisie right?
>>59155040
oh god... does /b/ still like her?
>>59155185
is this what women desire? do women push a gay agenda so they can tap to gay men in public
someone respond
>>59155185
The world would never be able to handle it and the heavens would sunder.
>>59155323
yes, we girls, do that
>>59155200
no
>>59155484
nigger she's fucking ugly
>>59155323
all girls love yaoi, no exceptions
>>59155548
nah, shes qt
>>59155185
iktfb
We need each other
More like mexicant amirite?
They aren't here to defend themselves
>>59155637
They don't. It's just weirdo tween girls on tumblr
>>59155484
She dresses too revealingly in public
>>59154135
>Honor killings shouldn't be regarded as barbaric
What did le weedman mean by this?
>>59155644
Boxxy was never cute. No.
Hey found the Gingers Do Have Souls cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lsAMcP14m0
He aged well :^)
>>59155148
It's anime but seems good
I'll download it senpai. ty
>>59155666
I need you, my American prince. Pls come and behead that awful communistic dragon and free me from the castle.
>>59155936
Other way around Russia-chan
Save us from the gommies
>>59155323
lol I'm on anonymouse board where everyone supposed to be guy, so I pretend to be homo :3
good morning
...you DO plan on drinking america, right?
>>59156811
should be sold with maga hats desu
>>59156811
Can't drink just yet desu
>>59155676
*defends myself*
>>59157061
*teleports behind you*
We need more bodies for the wall...
It's nothing personnel......vato
*Slices you in half*
HEYYYYYYYY BLOOOOOOOONDEEEEE
>>59156811
I drink better shit than that
>>59157393
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?!
>>59157230
*my eyes open with glow coming out of it*
heh, you think you can kill me?
*flies towards you*
*shoots you with a revolver*
heh.... too easy
*walks away with my trench-coat and fedora on*
>>59157490
t. pinko piece of shit
>>59157539
JUST A DIRTY SON OF A B-AWAWAWAWAWAAA
Miss me yet?
>>59156523
here's a (you) out of pity
>>59157812
not really, no...
>ywn be clint eastwood
>>59157563
Did Conclave ruin CK2? I've been thinking about playing it again but it sounds like Paradox really shit the bed on this one
>>59158240
O-O-OH FUCK
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
>>59157596
I'm glad to be a commie if that means I drink better beer
If dubs I masturbate
>I'm glad to be a commie if that means I drink better beer
>>59158321
It changes a bunch. I enjoy it though. It takes some time to get used to.
ID'S HABBENING!!!!
i feel stand up comedy is a stupid and antiquated thing that no longer has a place
it needs to die
>>59158794
Vapers are all lolbertarains and ayn craps
>>59158861
so what's funny to you?
>>59158523
You just made an enemy for life
*teleports away*
>>59158861
what's wrong? got roasted by a comedian?
What's the deal with frogposters? huh?
Why a frog, anyway? Why not a turtle?
Never made any sense to me.
>>59158861
why do you have fun anon
>>59159557
hate*
>>59159484
That frog is like a Simpson's episode, it's already been done.
>>59158861
>making 3d people laugh is an outdated concept
Lay off the memes lad
>>59160099
>expecting an autist on 4chan to enjoy an activity that involves human interaction and leaving their basement
Let's have a talk anon...
>>59154229
It's a big state with lots of people in it.
It's GDP rivals that of France.
>>59158965
lots of things that aren't your standard prepared and scripted comedy
>>59159031
no
>>59159557
i don't, i just think stand up comedy has gone to shit, everything has been done, and there's way too many people getting into it
>>59160099
some things get old and get replaced by new, better things, this isn't an out of the ordinary occurrence
finally..blood and wine may 31st
>>59161118
>some things get old and get replaced by new, better things, this isn't an out of the ordinary occurrence
You're one of those people who thinks books will go extinct aren't you
got a pain in my nut sack 2bh
>>59161342
is your laptop on ur crotch or has it been there lots?? you know... that can make you infertile.
>tfw no gf
just gonna leave this here
>>59161514
Nah I don't use a laptop
>>59161554
The cuckstamp is ugly ToBeHonest.
>>59161273
culture evolves t b h, books will always have their place, but stand up comedy will go just like slapstick did
a new demographic wants new types of media t b h
>>59161118
>everything has been done
it's a dude on a stage telling jokes to people. there is literally no plausible way for this concept to go obsolete, until humanity ends people will always be able to make jokes about topical subjects. I think you have some strange perception of what standup is T.B.H.
>>59161940
Nah, I'm good on that.
>>59161926
>a new demographic wants new types of media
There will always be a place for stand up though
just made ground chicken with taco seasoning, put it in a bowl with spinach and cheese and sprinkled some tortilla chips on it
>>59162154
*shits in the bowl*
hahahaha
>>59162183
Would you live in an anime world if you were given the option or do you prefer the real world?
Note in the anime world you're a 15 year old schoolgirl
>>59162145
>There will always be a place for stand up though
for sure, old folks still like their talkies
but after a while, it will become an irrelevant type of comedy, as every fad comes and goes
personally i dont like it at all, a scripted monologue is not how i like my comedy
not first Canuck you replied to, I personally think its making a big comeback, Netflix features a shit ton of stand up and is generally reviewed well.
>>59162303
>Would you live in an anim
no
>>59162395
Germany, everyone
Is it gay to change my name to something japanese if i'm transitioning?
I was thinking aidan ->ai (pronounced eye) but i don't know.
I am chinese/irish but look normal white
>>59162488
wait what
>>59162488
>Is it gay
Yeah it probably is.
>>59161273
of course not, that's just silly
>>59162440
thanks for backing me up on this
>>59162488
>Is it gay to change my name to something japanese if i'm transitioning?
everything you said screams "gay" to me
>>59162526
I want to know if I'd be more of a laughing stock than i already am.
>>59162550
>>59162580
I should have said autistic but you know what I mean. Asking here because america, etc
>>59162488
>>59162631
you said transitioning? you mean like mtf ? and youre changing your name but want something japanese
>>59162631
You'll be associated with this guy around these parts. Gooks will think you're strange and so will pretty much everyone else t.bh.
Just bee yourself, anon.
>>59162757
Yea. "Want" isn't really the right word, I just want to know if I'd be laughed at. I can't think of any other names, and you don't want a steve or joe walking around looking like a chick.
>>59162833
I'm basically already seen as a skinny ken-sama. Ty though
>>59162488
as a rule you should stick with your given name
but lots of people use a specific name with a specific group. e.g. chinese dudes who have a "chinese name" and an "english name", often they're different pronunciations of the same name, bent in a way to sound natural in both languages.
>>59162488
>>59162918
Mutts really are degenerate
>>59162918
yes you will be laughed at
i'm laughing at you rn t b h
Do you remember the trees? Do you remember all the different ways of the trees? Do you remember that? Do you remember? Huh? The mountains? Do you remember all that?
>Turkey sandwich with lettuce, tomato, and extra Mayo
>>59163083
Did you like your country's dub
i'm a competitive defecator who has competed in 5 professional and 8 amateur events, both domestic and international
AMA
>>59163569
Were the Indians the champions again this year?
>>59163569
stop pretending to be me
>>59163569
i challenge you to a duel
taco bell, coffee, no toilet paper
how can I win american heart? ._.
>>59154831
>hp 15 ak001la
I'm using that same laptop right now. Go ahead and buy it. You'll love it. It's great.
>>59163600
they do quite well in some categories, others not so much, but they are almost always guaranteed to win speed pooping, but their diarrhea generally prevents them from winning longest or largest poo categories
>>59163548
i don't watch dubs, tbqh
I always listen to the original
>>59163652
is the person your trying to woo a man or woman
>>59163635
what?
>>59163646
piece of cake my friend
>>59163548
>>59163686
but sounds good but i still don't like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=811I-6aKNqE
>>59163689
a man, i'm a woman, i don't want to fit all those mail order bride stereotypes
>>59163681
kek'd
>>59163754
>>59163754
you can marry mw
>>59163569
What is the best food to get the best poo
>>59163754
then you should get working visa
>>59163681
>>59163754
Don't listen to this guy >>59163847
he's not American
Why do you want an American man?
>>59163048
>>59163087
_(:3 」∠)_
>>59162992
My name is gross though.
>>59163901
it really all depends on category, generally you want to assemble your national team to have a fair bit of variety so you can win more categories
personally i specialize is the clean poop category, i've been consistently getting 0.01 gram wipe quantities, which is quite competative
generally those who go for poop length will consume a lot of whole grains
using supplements such as metamucil is strictly forbidden and considered a form of doping
>>59154135
I want off this fucking ride
>>59161666
better than a fucking leaf
>>59163971
i don't care about nationality, he just emailed me :)
>>59154135
>tfw Albertan
God damn, did I get out at the right time.
>>59164105
Who's he? The american you're trying to win over?
>>59154135
>Canada
>Air Conditioning
>>59164169
100F~ is pretty common in a lot of places during summer
>>59164205
Record high where I grew up is 82 and that's from 1906. 100+ took a hell of a lot of getting used to.
>>59164025
Why are Eurasians so fucked in the head?
>>59164344
such a waste
![ZUKO-100.avi_snapshot_00.07.22_[2016.05.09_17.59.58].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6qG8rQu.jpg "ZUKO-100.avi_snapshot_00.07.22_[2016.05.09_17.59.58].jpg")
Hey lads, what are you drinking? Pic related for me.
>>59153783
>American communism
Lol, is bad idea but i want see it!
>>59164401
cum
>>59164238
?
>>59164422
There was a time in our history that we were on the way to becoming a Socialist Theocracy.
Holy fucking shit I'm graduating from college Saturday. I have been on this website for so fucking long.
>>59164810
it just feels weird to be graduating and still be on 4chan. I really thought I would've gone full normie by now
Is this good for the meme??
>>59161940
>>59162395
>>59164124
>>59164238
>>59164327
>>59164810
good posts
>fascist trump will give way to the american workers revolution
Feels good
>>59164853
terrible for the brand. it's dead
>>59162488
lol ai means love bro
What I'm saying is you're a faggot but your name is Aidan so that's to be expected
>>59164853
after facebook frog memes will never be the same again
everything is going to be raped for marketing
>>59165144
honestly it ruins fucking everything
>>59164853
VIVA
yuri
>>59164853
dat boi has been a tumblr/normie meme from the beginning
Nothing changes
>>59164853
Dropped.
>>59165243
yaoi
Hey
Reminder that Hillary is literally paying shills
http://correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/
What's with this German
whens ur birthday /cum/-chan ?
>>59165934
Thursday actually
I'll be in a car all day
>>59165951
how cum
>>59165973
Moving out of my mom's place into the great unknown
>>59154009
This province is a little Canada in Canada.
hangnails desu lads
>>59165951
happy early birthday longview!
where ya headed
>this polling
JESUS CHRIST
>>59166099
>liking nickelback more than trump
>>59166074
how do you remember i'm longview
i don't remember talking to someone from vegas
Got invited to go to a concert by qt. She told me to park at her house and she could drive us.
But she closes down any attempt for me to flirt
Should I just send my dick?
>>59166177
im extremely smart
>>59166099
>when interneckbeards think trump actually has any semblance of a chance at winning the general
>>59166232
no pls who are you
>>59166099
>Liking hipsters more than Trump
Looks like /pol/ just got BTFO on two fronts
I guess they are just like the Nazis
My mom is telling me about San Fransisco in the 70s and 80s. Anything I should ask her, /cum/?
>>59166370
how many times did you get creampied there
>>59166370
If she ever did cocaine
>>59166370
How many dicks have been inside you?
whats the deal with the blacks? I don't get it. All that nigger shit? Doesn't make sense to me.
>>59164344
I coulda sworn /cum/ liked traps.
>>59166271
How do I gentlemanly insert my tongue into her asshole
>>59154197
the former
I masturbated today and my cunt hurts a bit. Is that normal?
>>59166527
Pedo jew
>>59166461
>>59166423
>>59166388
no
>>59166426
No but she has smoked "crank" which is like crack and cocaine but you put in on a cigarette or something. The rich kids had it.
>>59166556
I have tits and a cunt. I just don't post them for strangers from 4chan. why do ppl always insult me like that (((
>>59163754
They are very mean
>>59165982
Do germans like anime feet?
I HAVE TITS AND VAGINA I'M GITL A REAL REAL REAL GITL STOP THIS RIGHT NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59166603
Isnt that called rug burn?
I want to chock on big and hard American cock right now! Why is he offline ;_______________;
Lol...ok?!
>>59166693
>chock
lol
Why did the pedo jew decide to make /cum/ his stomping grounds? Fuck off kike.
>>59166739
not very nice of you, cana-chan
>>59166647
hey you want a greencard?
>>59166761
i want to fug. but it's too late in russia to even go out. oh fuck
>>59166758
life ain't very nice, kiddo. I'm just like the real fuckin deal, you know?
Cana-chan is tough
>>59166798
Let's get married and have kinky sex every night
>>59166840
I'll break your fucking legs, dude.
>>59166854
>>59166798
this is gay
>>59164657
When was that granny?
>>59166525
Finally something we can agree on.
>>59164931
Can't wait, just hope our leadership isn't too stupid to act or ends up taking an idpol direction and fucking over the working class that isn't a black tranny
>>59167025
gross, your cock probably smells bad
>>59167025
jesus christ you're a huge fag
>>59166908
dont bully mexi-chan u whore
>>59167124
dumb weebshitter animu grill posting faggot. I'll fucking carve you up, bitch.
Le american sent me his cock and its literally bigger than Russian average. why do Americans have bigger cocks? is that because of our mongol genes? so unfair
>>59166525
>Start with dissolving the nba
Please don't do that, basketball is the only thing that makes me happy
>>59167176
if you had Mongol genes you would have much better music
>>59167176
Putin probably has a bigger dick than Obama
>>59167164
That's not very nice fampai
>>59167176
Its because he's a young church going american of african origin
>>59167230
Life ain't very nice, cocksmoker. I'm the realest motherfucker that ever walked this earth.
>>59167226
manlets have small dicks tho
my mom is a nice lady
>>59167166
feels amazing man
>>59167269
she always seemed like a cunt to me
hahahahahahahaha
I fart on you
The fuck's going on here?
>>59167260
we're gonna find u and make u cute
>>59167330
I don't give a good god damn what the fuck you do with your cock you annoying asspirate.
>>59167330
Do you like when a girl farts on your dick.
hahahahahahahahaha
>>59167347
excellent post friend
>>59167377
This
