pertamax la
"Doesn't care about Human Rights, jokes about rape and munches viagra
The new President of the Philippines, Rodrigo Duterte, doesn't care much about what his political opponents or human rights activists think about him. Here's some of his most controversial statements"
"President for 100 mill. joked about rape:
– I should have been the first
Rodrigo «The Punisher» Dutertes most top of the line statements."
http://www.nrk.no/urix/bryr-seg-ikke-om-menneskerettigheter_-vitser-om-voldtekt-og-knasker-viagra-1.12938686
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EUROKEKS IN TEARS BECAUSE OF "MUH HOOMAN RITES"
NO BRAKES ON THE DUTDUT-TRAIN
>>59150513
why doesn't europe have one as well?
>>59150659
Why is the world so butt hurt about our election?
>Communist is elected as president
>First transgender woman in our congress
Wew.
>>59150548
bro, no sleeping?
Emma Watson is revealed to be shareholder in offshore company in Panama Papers
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3583350/Emma-Watson-s-included-Panama-Papers-Harry-Potter-star-revealed-British-Virgin-Islands-offshore-firm.html
>>59150873
c-can you call me bro too so that I won't feel so lonely? ;__;
>>59150996
Bro, Bang, Aniki!!!
call me back too, i need too.
>>59151133
salamat,Tsong
>>59150970
Weird, you'd think she'd be against that with all the other millennials.
>>59150873
Entah la, don't feel like it yet. What's up with you?
>>59151133
abang~
>>59151194
dying bit by bit on the inside
>>59150769
We did until, people got too lazy.
Latin was Europe lingua Franca.
>>59151225
Innalillah
>>59151216
this make me abit horny
>>59150513
we take water from the same well at one point
how to differ dialect with language?
>>59151186
No
She's a dumb arrogant bitch
fuack! so much work today.
FU mr. zhang!
I'll be quitting next month!
You have been visit by the flip president of dictatorship
Good threads and clean streets will come to you, but only if you reply "lynch the pedoscum" ITT.
>>59150659
>president of the most powerful race and country in the world
That man is GOD.
Will Dutdut implement means against the too high birth rates, like state provided birth control(because gommunism)?
>>59151715
LYNCH THE PEDOSCUM
>>59151731
the fuck ... is this real?
My hometown has alot of navy personel and I'm used at seeing military warships but I didn't know we are that strong in infantry's side. I know americans come here for jungle warfare training and stuff like that.
>>59151868
>state provided birth control
give me some
>>59151952
sm-h 2bh pam
>>59151954
Where would you need it for? it's like someone would want to reproduce whichu senpai.
>>59151952
it's edited you silly
>>59152115
I'm sorry man... I'm just tired. it's almost 3 am here. senpai
>>59151731
What is "weapons grade poo"? Shit made into biochem weapons?
>>59151731
>flips
>nuclear warheads: 7,506
kek
>>59151954
I'll be your personal birth control bb
>>59152194
You should have seen poo grade weapons
>>59152208
Shit flinging
>>59152119
sex-change as they are basically hormone
>>59152444
kek, I was surprised by the list that itt boggled my mind to see the shit graded weapon.
GGWP
Cash
Rules
Everything
Around
Me
>>59152857
dis
>>59152631
lay off the tuba
>>59152934
K.
So what will happen to flipside now since dutdut will take over by june 30?
I'm still hoping he'd fulfill his promise on spreading the jobs from manila to provinces.
>>59153184
Hope the streets will actually be cleaner and people will be more diciplined in traffic and other laws
>>59153184
jobs for terrorists so that they stop whining
>>59153447
no more bule beheading :(
>>59153404
> manila
> ever be cleaned
If he did a mass eat your trash if you get caught campaign, then it'd prolly happen. Those fucking slumlords are so fucking lazy to clean their shit up.
>>59153447
Kek, what job?
Be a part of his death squads?
>>59153696
those dududu support did clean the street after rally right?
What does dankmatuweed mean?
>>59153976
I heard their rallies were pretty clean so far.
>>59154022
Daan matuwid?
Literally meant Straight road. It's marketed as an anti corruption campaign, no red taping and pretty much one road to prosperity.
:)
:(
:3
Du30 shall begin the Great Crusade my brothers!
>>59155922
What will happen next?
i am going to become a NEET, kill me pls
>>59156164
We shall purge the world of criminals and bules!
>>59156296
Go to some island and work as waiter or something and live a simple life away from the city. Don't let other people's expectation dictate your life. Even a migrant that has no skill can survive here why can't you? At least you know English, teach it to the rural kids in your spare time and you'll make some friends. Doing good things will make you feel good and will keep the negativity away. Be adventurous in this lifetime and down bow down to the wagecuck mentality. Cut ties with your family if that's what keeping you down. To hell with them if being close to them makes you wanna kill yourself and wasting the only chance at life that you got.
>>59157469
i will read that, really tq , i can feel genuine from it.
wake up wagecuck
mr. chang needs that report submitted
>>59159871
now?
Mr Chang has purchase workbot 69 which will now fulfill the role of all staff in the cleaning and maintainance department. All personnel are to report to Mr Chang for formal discharge
>>59153696
If from a nationalist party won like erap then no it will not change
>>59153447
They should be killed not rewarded or that will be just hypocrisy and the entire death penalty rule will fall apart
>>59153184
>spreading the jobs from manila to provinces
Why are peope acting like this isn't already happening since like from gloria's reign. Wtf
>>59154022
dank matu weed???
ho the FUCK do i get an east asean gf ????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-9aQ6eSPS8&feature=youtu.be
>>59165447
i meant south asean, whatever
Good morning
>>59165636
Morning/
Time to work
>>59167766
Have a good day.
>>59151731
>Dutdut elected
>most powerful military already without even needing to be in office yet
>>59164323
1) Try really hard for your skin to not be dark
2) Get on plane to anywhere in southeast asia
3)???????
4) GF acquired
what will you guys do when he legalizes prostitution?
>>59168661
find your sisters
>>59168661
Find your mum
>>59150548
I want children...
>>59168187
>1) Try really hard for your skin to not be dark
Bad meme
>>59168948
go fucking adopt them
btw, she is a royal.
>>59168987
Really? She's royally qt then
Also I don't know how adoption works over there, but here it's literally impossible to adopt as a single dude. Pretty unheard of
Whats for breakfast lads?
>>59169192
plain water and bread
what is that chips called? Does it taste bitterly?
>>59150659
Yes about raping white women
I'm sure you cuck like it
>>59169221
It's called emping, made from melinjo dunno whats the english. Just slightly bitter
>>59169294
tried before, forgot name. The eggs seem weird with small egg yolk
>>59169192
Pancit Malabon with calamansi
Leni and Poe R32 When?
"Hindi dapat manahin ng anak ang kasalanan ng ama ngunit namamana ng anak ang yaman na ninakaw ng ama."
>>59169192
Two pieces chicken with 2 extra rice, chicken nuggets, large fries, large coke, two tuna pie and big mac takeout
>>59169901
>>59169580
pics will be much appreciated
>>59169947
They can't otherwise dutdut will shot them
>>59169947
here you go bro
sorry i cant get any photo since its been long devoured by my hungry family and friends
>>59170184
wtf, is that poo on top?
What's his name
>>59170337
nope chicken
>mfw
>>59151642
Hahah working with a chink boss lel
>>59170337
GODDAMIT MAN.
I'm eating my breakfast here.
But, It's really looks like poo, though.
what does la mean?
>>59169756
This is the typical Penis Robredo supoter. A beggar from start to end, only waiting for gibsmedat that will never come.
>>59171405
kek, did it hit a nerve
>>59171405
I'd say the have the same ratio
>>59171343
i genuinely asked
indon has emotive particles like dong, kok, sih, deh,etc and each has a different meaning
i wonder if for melaysie la also has a meaning too
>>59171405
>Penis Robredo
That doesn't even work. Please think of a better one.
>>59150791
We're just here doing our stuff while watching the world burn.
>>59169192
HARAM
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>>59171096
Just like lah
What's the mood like in Flipland atm?
Is everyone realising what a horrible mistake they made?
>>59172024
millennials whining about curfew
>>59172024
endless suffering
>>59172024
#NoToLeni
#BBM4VP
>>59171898
or watching us Burn as usual
>>59172040
Aren't they the ones who suppose to have voted for him?
oniichan
>>59172212
dont start it kontol
>>59172138
Supposedly. It's msotly Manila millennials I see complaining about hte curfew. I'm not sure about the provincial youth.
>>59169192
Only this qt and a cup of coffee
>>59172138
Just wait till they get sent to the gulag
Why is it not frowned upon to be a whore or a whoremonger in the Philippines? To the point where your president will talk about the sluts he has on the side. To the point where you're one of the top sex tourism destinations in the world.
>>59172330
You eat Ice cream and cookies for breakfast?
>>59172276
>>59172304
>provincial youth.
well we don't have that much to complain about here unless they regulate ministop or 7 eleven were I assume most people here get their boos or those sisig grill houses
H-hi PH, are you happy with your new overlord Du30?
And what do you expect from him in the future?
If anyone here half Filipino?
I wanna know what monstrosities I'll create if i accidentally impregnate a Filipino girl.
>>59172040
>>59172304
Only few kids are complaining here in Masbate. Despite being Grace Poe supporters, we actually like the curfew.
>>59172492
the crewfew are just for children
>>59172414
yes, not always, though.
I can't eat much on breakfast, like eggs or fish caz I'll get loose bowels sometime.
>>59172484
Best looking girl actually
>>59172484
Half whites and half chinks are quite qt
Half black look unfortunate
>>59172484
Google Half Filipinos. You'll find a ton since immigration is the national sport here.
>>59172484
post both of your pics so we can see what damage will be done
>2020 - 4
>there are still people who are bitter that Roxas and Leni lost the election
>>59172484
>being half filipino half vietnamese
>who born as second generation in Japan
>>59172397
Machismo. Past senators like Revilla Sr. even paraded mistresses and put bastards in public office. Sex, violence and money elevate the alpha male status.
Of course, times change. Now, women and LGBT win elections. But, IMO, the Philippines will always have a latent desire for strongmen that will rear its head now and then.
indo oniichan
>>59172724
>But, IMO, the Philippines will always have a latent desire for strongmen that will rear its head now and then
You do know we're slowly getting infected by the silly western diseases like feminism LGBT bullshit right?
How is a literally who winning against a well known entity? Where is she getting all those votes? Holy shit
>>59172909
By subtracting Trillanes and Escudero's votes and adding to our girl Lenin
>>59172849
Hence, the statement before that. But, I believe the Filipinos will still crave the likes of Duterte in the future.
>>59172838
little girl, are you lost?
>>59172849
Just look at Dutdut's campaign it was so effective
Say non PC "fuck you" things and say it and act like you're a Siga king slumlord
everyone ate it up even the class ABC
>>59172909
tbf Dutdut was unknown to me until Nov-Dec 2015 so was Binay when he was runing for VP
she getting the votes form Vis MIn, they hate the north
yes Marcos is well know biut well know in the most rigfully fucked up way
>>59173034
>but well know in the most rightfully fucked up way*
cant delet
>>59173034
The cowboy crime fighter aspect of his campaign is most responsible for his winning. The neverending NAIA bullet scandal that made worldwide news probably didn't help the other canidates
post /asean/ music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TGLtItjAMk
>Macoyfags on suicide watch
>>59173034
Leni Robredo had effective campaigns? When and where? She didn't even have any """remarkable""" achievements like Du30 or at least memes about her because she's a literally who.
>>59173034
I too dont know actually about the existence of Dutdut till sometime May 2015
All I heard years ago back then was his tomboy daughter punching a sheriff and got away with it and I thought she was the one running.
Also /asean/, Tomboys are for _____________
>>59173151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA5IAAdKI5w
I cant wait for the new national anthem
>>59173034
>NPA and all of their front orgs support Dudirty
>they play up all the shortcomings of the current administration
>they win
>>59173034
For me it was the Davao Shootout that got his popularity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj6YjJf-YRQ
>>59172560
>I can't eat much on breakfast, like eggs or fish
>Eat dairy product for breakfast instead
Are you gaijin?
>>59173149
>the neverending NAIA bullet scandal
cudos to them for pulling off an effective propaganda
>The cowboy crime fighter aspect
its a squatter slum swag king pin attitude and its relatable proven with erap estrada
>>59173165
shes the other side of the spectrum the Motherly one like what grace poe was doing
also she more province centric
When we will see Pangulong Duterte and President Trump shaking hands and greeting each others together?
>>59173301
>implying Trump will win
American voters aren't idiots unlike the 15 million.
>>59173165
Jesse Robredo. That's all she needed, to call upon the spirit of her dead husband. I don't know if Filipinos are even conscious of it, but we frequently transfer traits of one politician to his or her kin. Jesse Robredo was a man of integrity? Oh, his wife must be too!
>>59173320
>Implying Trump will lose
Hillary is already losing popularity on coal countries like Ohio and is just 1% ahead which I saw yesterday
>>59171879
Lenin Robredo
>>59173151
Here, anon. have some old groove OPM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFOOkxvtzQ
Wear headphones for the bass
>>59173332
If that's how it worked, she's more at a disadvantage. How could every relative of hers combined compete against Ferdinand Marcos? Grace Poe's meme magic didn't work too.
>>59173204
I wish I was an NPA
>>59173382
She's from the Bicol region right and her constituents like federalism correct me if Im wrong
>>59173371
>already losing popularity
She leads Donald Trump in almost every poll and there are more blacks and Latinos who will vote for a Democrat than all the white people in America who will vote for Trump including the Bernouts who will be disenfranchised over a Clinton nomination.
>>59173432
>Grace Poe's meme magic
Grace Poe or Mar Roxas would have won if one of them backed off since their support base are one and the same.
>but muh Nognog, MDS, Duterte
>>59173514
But MDS and Dutdut has the same base yet Dutdut won
>>59173432
Because there's a counter-narrative going for Marcos.
>You don't want another Martial Law, do you? Don't vote for Marcos
>All the Marcoses are corrupt, bring back our money!
And yet, a lot of people still voted for Bongbong. They probably think another Marcos can bring back the "Golden Years" nevermind the lack of experience or achievements of this Marcos.
fuck this
i just want to witness noynoy being punished for all the sins(hidden ones as well) that he has committed during his tenure.
>>59173550
Because MDS is already weak. Also, Dutdut's train is run by the commies.
>>59173564
>Lack of Experience or Achivement
>Marcos
You never went to Ilocos familia?
What you posted lack of experience or achivement yet got elected is fucking Noynoy who did absolutely nothing in congress and senate yet became our president because his mother died.
>>59173251
> kidnap in QC
> get ransom in Davao
kek it's funny how the kidnappers didn't know Du30's reputation in 2013. Does news travel slow in the capital?
>>59173684
No one cared who Dutdut was until he put on the mask
>>59173564
From what I heard from my FB friends, Davaoeños who voted for Cayetano would rather have Leni as the VP. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, I guess.
They hate the north and Marcos
>>59173665
And thats why he got the most votes from there
>>59150659
When will EU have its own DU30?
>>59173665
>You never went to Ilocos familia?
Never before. All I know about him are windmills and a corrupt family.
And what did I know about Noynoy? Nothing, besides being the son of the "mother of democracy". I imagine, for the masses, that's already a larger net positive when it comes to image.
Relevant weeb shit on my fb feed
>>59173969
cringe
>>59173969
Why do weebs ruin everything?
:)
>>59173969
This is why Filipino fujoshits should be shot on sight. They should be the first casualties of Comrade Duterte.
>>59174356
im pretty sure dudut hates chinese so he'll probably ban chinese cartoons.
>>59173969
You forgot part 2
>>59174453
>Dutdut-Marcos
>Marcos banned anime again for the 2nd time
this is my observation
bandwagon duterte supporters (aka those who only hear of him after he started campaigning) tend to like marcos
while most of the original dutdut fans in the southern provinces actually prefer leni
>>59174453
He needs to pay up his debts to them for financing his campaign first
>>59174487
im pretty sure Lenin would be also disgusted about the idea of manchild fapping to chinese cartoon highschool girls.
>>59174493
Ddutdut endorsed by chinese cartoons?
>>59174044
your commiephobia in this thread is a huge cringe
>Tfw based palparan didnt win
COMMIES WILL MAKE EVERYONE DEPRESSED BEWARE
Why ban chinese cartoons when it doesn't hurt anyone?
>>59174488
most vocal marcostards on the internet are concentrated in the ncr anyway
>>59174488
Marcoscucks just want Marcos and Duterte because they know Duterte is impeachable therefore putting back Macuck in power.
They also like LP to be gone even though they won in a landslide in most local contests, the senate and Congress.
>>59174593
it hurts you (you)
>>59174593
Pretty similar to why guns and child porn are banned: illogical. I've been always telling people that reason has no place in this planet and they don't believe me.
>>59174566
Tfw Joma Sison who is part of Duterte's cabinet will sentence Palparan to public hanging
>>59174609
Ayy why you yellow senpai?
>>59174566
Abnoy will release him and send him elsewhere
>>59174487
not on my state
Which one is more retarded, Marcos or Marcosfags?
>>59174658
I'll bring in some popcorn when that happens.
I WILL FUCK LENI(N)'S BRAINS OUT UNTIL SHE MURDERS COMRADE DUTDUT FOR ME AND MAKES ME THE PRESIDENT
>>59174703
Weebs and LP's and ERP posters
>>59174703
Commies of course.
>>59174728
Leni(n) is a MILF tho
H I G H T E S T
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>>59174795
Damn right she's a MILF. She's the Goddess of MILFs.
>there are communists in this thread right now
>>59174806
But Risa is still my waifu.
>>59174838
Fair enough. Leni(n) is mine.
MILFs truly are gifts from god.
>>59174835
Mabuhay ang NPA
Mabuhay ka Joma Sison
>>59174835
>there are communists in the government right now
>Marcos wins on the recount
What will you do?
Work work
>>59174901
>communist-oligarch combo
Is such a thing even possible?
>>59174917
They're both oligarchs, why do Dutertards claim that their candidate is an """outsider"""?
He got Davao thanks to Cory and his father and kin were politicians there for ages.
>KUNG SI ALAN AY HINDI NYO IBOBOTO HUWAG NA NINYO AKONG IBOTO
>Dutdut 15M
>Alan 5M
What happened lads?
There are sluts circlejerking this thread.
I'm here to culturally appropriate qt asean girls into my fuckslave housewife
>>59174901
military junta
manila spring 2017
:)
>>59174901
it's still possible because most of the OAV's votes are still not counted and according to rumors, OAV are mostly dominated by BBM and Cayetano. there are 400k+ OAV btw.
>>59175029
Cucked again by the Supreme Leader Dutduts.
>Liquor Ban after 1am
We usually stopped selling those after 9pm
>No loud music starting 9 p.m
Finally I can report my squatter neighbors for it and gets disciplined by the death squad.
Thanks Dutdut
>>59175223
>squatter neighbors
>>59175223
You can actually report them now to the tanods
show me your kek face
>>59175415
They keep doing it again and again after a week or 2 after we report them
Maybe the death squad you set up as a good example through fear
Did reddit start occupy Luneta for Marcos?
>>59175449
People unironically think that literally who legit won? It's like fucking Hawaii winning a war against Japan. How are people too dumb to realize this?
>>59175223
>he thinks Duterte has control over Metro Manila
>>59175658
Is Binay the cutest blackie in the Phils?
Should I sex tour the Philippines before or after Duterte takes the reins?
>>59175449
>30 years later Macoy cucks are still butthurt
>>59175527
The just report them again
Worked for me
Okay, guys, I know a guy willing to give us an oil rig just around the West Philippine Sea.
I'm planning on moving and refurbishing that place in case the communist meme is real.
Anyone can come with me. Bring guns and shit so we can plan a revolution.
All we need now is a name for our group.
>>59175800
Recto death squad
Namco
Nationalist
Against
Muslim
Communist
Order
>>59175800
Alice Gonzaga
>>59175800
can bisayas come too?
>>59175800
Ang Bagong KKK
>>59175800
Kantuteros
>>59173287
>implying the NAIA thing wasn't 100%
Fuck you nigger I work at the airport it's as bad as people think it is.
>>59175800
Kantutan sa Kantuhan sa may Kanto gang
KKK
>>59175800
MILF
Yes, THAT kind of MILF
But the Republicans clearly want Hillary to get the nomination since despite their hate for socialism they believe it's more palatable then her.
>>59175800
INC
Independencia Nacionalista Corps
>>59176019
>I work at the airport
So how much do you get paid to plant bullets? A free trip to disneyland per bullet? And a bag of pancit canton calamansi bonus if it's a foreigner?
>>59176093
Not really. Honestly I just work at one of the offices. It's just no one cares enough to stop the planters. Hell although I sometimes feel guilty about it one of the guys treated me to Starbucks with bribery money.
What's really weird is that what we do watch out for is stealing items from bags when they perform safety checks by opening bags. It's happened a little too often that it turns out the person who was rich enough to have something worth stealing was actually connected to someone who had some connection to the airport.
>There are people here who don't live in rich neighborhoods
Jesus Christ. I for one can't wait for one of the mansions here to be burned down do to drugs. It's pretty interesting living in Alabang especially if you have reason to be out early in the day during raid times and also the times you see possible drug runners going to the convenience stores.
>>59176248
I like living in the outskirts of the city it's quiet and everything I need is a 10 minute drive away
>>59173268
Eating dairy products for breakfast is also pretty popular in japan, indon kun.
>>59176248
>>59176208
Which is why I rather waste time, energy and gas money going to Clark Airport instead of fucking NAIA when I go trips outside the country
>>59176248
Someone post that Allah bang picture
>>59176248
Why is Shabu literally the only drug that circulates within the drug addict communities and also the only ones obtained by police raids?
I want to fuck Cayetano desu
