Summer is coming and as well as foreign women that spend the whole year fantasizing about us.
Special thanks for mr. Shekelstein for pushing the "handsome dark man" image down white women's throat.
Good job!
Invited: Portugal, Italy, Spain and Greece
Honorary: Balkans
Just one month before this hell ends
>>59141164
>
>>59141164
>He thinks that hell actually ends
>>59141248
>France so buttmad about their women having such strong desires for us that he even proceeds to make shitty memes
>>59141075
>tfw 15°C and raining
>>59141348
>tfw 10º and also raining
Such is life in North Portugal
>>59141339
>portuguese
lel
fuck you shitskins
>>59141339
Actually, a non-French made this pic
Hello, fellow brown men
>>59141481
Hello Greece.
How's life?
>>59141075
>Summer is coming
Where is it? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59141248
That "Greek" looks like a frenchman to me
>>59141481
(Εσυ)
ciao ciao
Stamattina sono andato in stazione che c'erano dieci gradi e sono uscito col sole e trenta gradi. Adoro sbagliare a vestirmi
>>59141792
Mehmetopoulos, my son
>>59141951
anch'io son uscito imbacuccato e son tornato a casa in maglietta
sacre bleu I need a french girl that looks like this
>>59141821
Γειά
>>59141248
>>59141462
>>59142015
Please others frenchfags; stop make shit on a thread with a pic of Ed,Edd'n Eddy, this was a god tier show.
>>59142015
wonder how turks feel their nationality is used so frequently as an insult, do you think it bugs them?
>>59142304
Well, Turks are buggy as is so it shouldn't bug them out too much.
>>59142015
>2 Terror attacks in 1 year
kek
>>59142304
>turks
>bugs
good one
>>59142303
Suce-moi
>According to Op's pic, France is this character.
or maybe Kevin.
>>59142376
>>59142392
you guys are vicious ! we created a monster :P
>>59142510
At least he bangs grills
>>59142439
RESPECTE LES BONNES CHOSES! Enculé!
ça m'étonne pas tellement que ce cartoon génial ait fait un bide en France.
>>59142606
J'ai toujours trouvé ce DA débile, même enfant
>>59142530
No he was a wimp faggot.
just finished my threesome with an italian and spanish girl, how was your tuesday poor europe?
>>59142644
Ben oui c'est débile mais on s'en branle parce que c'est comfy, tu regardais des trucs intelligent toi étant enfant? le slapstick n'est pas fait pour etre intelligent.
les meilleurs saisons sont la seconde et la troisième, la première est sympa mais certains épisodes sont chiants, les deux dernières sont sympa aussi mais le niveau est moins bon.
>>59142683
How was anal sex?
did your rectum hurt after?
>>59142304
Turks posters are either buttblasted to oblivion or just don't give a single fuck
>>59142390
>tfw it's still twice a greek salary
>>59143392
Maybe for illegal albanian workers it is
>>59143599
>tfw albanian illegal workers still earn more than a janitor
>>59141348
>>59141400
>tfw 19°C and raining.
Fucking Barcelona. This city sucks. I want to go back to the Pirineus
>>59143781
>Work 8 hour shifts cleaning toilets
>Boss decides not to pay you
>Keep on working there
cucks bring it on themselves. Besides, most cleaners here are albanian anyway
>>59141481
Back to the mosque Muhammed.
>>59142683
>britfag showing off while they are not even competence to us
you got our leftovers in any case, m8
>>59141075
Fernandomartinez.jpg
>>59141075
>Summer is coming and as well as foreign women that spend the whole year fantasizing about us.
[citation needed]
Why would foreign women want to fuck Southern Europeans when they're just so damn...short? No offense.
>>59146286
2 to 4 or so centimeters more of average height aren't going to save your wimminz.
In few generations you're not going to have even that since Meds are growing faster than others in Europe.
Fernando is coming for you.
>>59146286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC7jfJxn_wQ
BOZGORS can into hockey
>>59146422
Birth rates in Spain and Italy are lower m8.
The only part of the population that is growing in Spain are immigrants
>>59143916
in valencia is raining broooooo
>>59146615
Well, you might be talking about height.
It's nonsense anyway.
>>59146422
>2 to 4 or so centimeters more of average height aren't going to save your wimminz.
>implying they need to be saved
In case you've been living under a rock until now Tomaso, Hungarian women have been getting fucked in the ass on a regular basis by literally anyone while getting filmed. The only nation with more porn stars and sluts than Hungary is probably Czechia.
>>59146524
>geoblocking
>bozgor
kill yourself immediately.
>>59146615
Maybe if you guys stopped consuming cocaine like it's tapwater, your fertility would improve
>>59146615
>>59146660
Yeah I'm talking about height, Spain and Italy grow, in terms of centimeters/decade for the average, more than the rest of Europe.
>>59146762
>In case you've been living under a rock until now Tomaso, Hungarian women have been getting fucked in the ass on a regular basis by literally anyone while getting filmed. The only nation with more porn stars and sluts than Hungary is probably Czechia.
for money it's different though, I don't watch that stuff though, I'm sorry
>south Europe
south Slavic people??
guys our unemployment will be 17.5 this summer , crisis is stopped
:D
Italy was richer than UK in 90´s and now? cmon italy .........
now we are krauts in countries like uk for the moment (friegaplatos stylez).
>>59147050
All went downhill with the Euro scam. Hopefully France nukes Germany soon.
>>59147098
>All went downhill with the Euro scam. Hopefully France nukes Germany soon.
sadly but true....now my country is worse than 1980
>>59142015
You fucking shitty french dont use this shit again :DDD
>>59141075
>tfw travelling to Poland later in the month
Hoping to get some polak poon, lads.
Desejem-me sorte.
>>59147294
OH BUT I WILL ! I:DDDDD
>>59141400
15º in North Spain, not raining
>>59147335
Literally ANYONE can score in Poland.
There's no excuses
>>59142683
Meanwhile, in really life, your cunts get fernando martinez'd - http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1523320875
>>59147799
Nah mayne. I have a particular polak in mind, and she's not exactly the easiest "nut to crack".
Pic unrelated.
>Be north Euro
>Never see the sun except of 1-2 weeks when on holidays
>Die of skin cancer anyway
CANNOT FABRICATE
>>59148179
Não inventes, basta literalmente falares com uma durante 2 ou 3 minutos e que não sejas autista como os polacos
>>59147952
>Magaluf
delet
>>59148205
how the fuck?
>>59148205
Well, during summer smart Spaniards (note: the smart ones, not chads and idiots) avoid the sun, while tourists spent hours in the beach without proper protection, and end up all burnt. We call them "prawns" sometimes.
So those holidays probably play a role in those sansers.
>>59148568
>during summer smart Spaniards avoid the sun
you couldn't be more wrong
>>59148439
Easy
>Be northie
>Go to the Med on August
>Have a meal(half a salad and an olive)
>Check time, it is 2:30 midday everyone is sleeping/ laying under shadow
>Decide that the locals are obviously lazy
>Set out to explore the attractions on your shorts and tank top
>>59148568
>That purplish colouration that makes them look like ham gone bad
WHITE
>>59148717
Fuck off chad. I said smart spaniards, not chuloplayas like you
>>59148772
but tourists are still a minority of their home countries
especially in poor places like belarus
I understand that a darker skin is a natural protection against the sun but that map looks weird
I guess that the keyword is death
>>59148949
dude everyone goes to the coast in summer, do you even operacion salida?
Any of you Southerners ever had a North European gf?
The girl my heart pines for the most was a French qt I met with from 4chan. Everything about her was just so... French.
t. Greek.
>>59149053
>I guess that the keyword is death
>it literally reads "Death Rate"
Seems like the have a shit skin
>>59149131
Actually my gf is also french and she is the most cultivated person i've ever met in my whole life.
I feel like some sort of tribal savage when i'm with her
>>59149408
I just love listening to them talk. I know it's a cliche but it's so beautiful to the ear.
I feel really protective of French qts as a result of her. Wish I could curb stomp a mudslime.
>>59149408
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>59149131
>>59149408
Well, France is indeed a Latin country lads
No suprise Southerners with Greco-Roman tradition fit good with them
>>59149566
>Il Greco
Are you an actual Greek or another shitposting Roach?
>>59149566
That's a meme, only Slavic Europe and Greece are without Greco-Roman tradition, Greece lacking the Roman part, some of Germany's richest southern cities were literally Roman settlements
>>59149731
Greeks literally used to call ourselves "Romiois" up until the 19th century.
Constantine XI said to his soldiers they were "the descendants of the heroes of ancient greece and rome", so to them "Romiois" encompassed Greek and Roman tradition. "Hellene" became a byword for "Pagan" after Julian.
>>59149536
>I just love listening to them talk.
This, i can't get enough of it. Women talking french is the sweetest thing ever.
>>59141075
South Europe best Europe:
>Best Food
>Best Alcohol
>Nice People
>Architectural Beauty
>Superior Woman
I'm born in the worst part of Southern Europe :(
>>59149692
I'm here on /int/ since late 2014
Ellinas eimai file, postaro kai sto /balk/ poles fores
>>59149731
>Greece lacking the Roman part
wut
>>59149892
Forgot climate and nature but ok
>>59145908
what
>>59150007
>late 2014
Literally new
>>59150181
I know but newer than this fake roach diaspora
>>59150221
older*
It's always funny how people are prone to hate on Frenchmen but love French women
>>59150547
I don't hate Frenchmen at all.
It's just banter.
Most Europeans should stick together. Non-white people who hate us don't care what part of Europe you are from anyway.
>>59150547
I hate both if it's any consolation
>>59150606
>Most Europeans should stick together
fuck off, pirata
>>59150608
That's something, at least you're not an hypocrite
>>59150870
I'm Greek m8.
>>59150870
by Europeans we meant white people, which would naturally exclude Spain
>>59150979
Then don't mention europeans in general like we have anything to do.
>>59151025
Excellent, then we will close our borders and your countrymen will have no place to spend the holidays
>>59150979
WE
ARE
NOT
EUROPEANS
>>59151025
I know, retard.
>>59149839
You were Romans, just not Western Romans, but Eastern ones. There have always been differences between both that go to ancient times.
>>59150007
Fine, you lack the de facto Roman part that came from Rome, not saying you weren't de jure Romans though, even people in Alexandria were.
>>59151118
you need our tourist money to not starve
>>59151195
That's not how the economy works, if you don't bring in your tourist money we will simply not purchase services from you until it makes up the difference, resulting in a net negative utility for both our economies.
With protectionism, you lose.
>>59151195
Actually we don't considering most of the workers in the touristic sector are immigrants. For a good reason we have 6 millions of them.
>>59151309
you'll purchase what we tell you to purchase, colony
>>59151191
>tfw we are Easter Romans and Italians are Western Greeks
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griko_people
>>59148568
same here. gringo tourists get burnt in the sun.
>>59151411
It's funny because I'm seeing a post with the Union Cuck and not the EU flag, because then you'd be half right.
>>59151470
Did somebody say Easter?
>>59151025
I was going to defend your opinion, but reading this...
>>59151470
>tartessos is a phoenician colony
triggered
>>59151411
Hey fuck off man, portugal's been the best ally our country's ever had.
>>59151134
Stop doing this whole bullshit.
You really feel fucking common feeling with Morroccans and Berbers and other garbage?
You see what these trash do in Greece? Same as they do in France.
>>59151470
No one here is implying that you weren't de facto Romans (we wuz kangz too), and that there aren't countless references to Greeks as Romans of the East and all, but there has always been a difference between Eastern Romans, with mostly Greek culture, and Western Romans, with Graeco-Roman culture, and these differences have been noted as far as antiquity.
>>59151687
shut up paki
>>59151689
What? No, fuck Arabs
Fuck north and central Europe too
Southern Europe best Europe
Dont mix us with the snowniggers
>>59151802
I'm half anglo, what do you expect me to do?
>>59141713
nice you subhuman
>>59145363
I am a Greek
>>59151689
We may belong to the same group of north africans but we grew up.
North africa is like our cousin that became a NEET that lives on paychecks and dealing drugs and is a general disapointment for the family.
>>59151741
Why's there always such a roman obsession anyway? It's not as if other empires since haven't had a massive influence.
>>59151973
>North Africa
>Cousin
1) We aren't Mudslimes
2) We aren't that brown
3) We don't rape and murder tourists
He's not family. He's a cockroach that needs to be gassed.
reminder that you'll never be as sexy, accomplished, white and strong as an Anglo-Saxon warrior such as myself
>>59151876
>Portugal in 3rd place
I'm not surprised. People here are as depressed as Finns, they just fake the sadness.
>>59151876
And yet...
>>59152088
>those dubs
Way to waste Hitler dubs with such an autistic post
>>59152201
this is what your sister craves for, a real white man
>>59151985
Idk, I didn't bring it up. But I guess Rome with it's civil institutions, rule of law and general greatness represents what we aspire to be.
>>59151876
Notice how there's a tendency for higher consumption of antidepressants in first world countries?
It's shocking that the shit-hole you were spawned in isn't there, right?!
>>59151985
Because all Nations of western and southern Europe that sprang into existence after the Empires collapse wouldnt have been if not for the institutions the Romans left behind
London? Paris? Madrid? Barchelona? Lisbon? All Roman cities and centres of administration
>>59148328
brb going to Poland
>>59153065
Worked for me before, but desu Italians can get laid anywhere
>>59152733
to be fair it probably just means the pills are doled out more. if mdma was included you'd probably see an even bigger jump
>>59152969
fuck Rome
>>59151985
Because the Mediterranean Race in its pure form is unbeatably superior
The race-mixing of the Meds in the last two millennials equals some crime on humanity lad
>>59153182
t. Abdul Aziz al Mehmet al Khaleesi
>>59152733
ok you subhuman kill yourself now
being a greek is a natural antidepressant
>>59153182
Londinium is GOAT though, in the 9th century a decent chunk of the population there still called themselves as Roman in their ethnicity, longer than any other Western Euro city that I know of.
>>59152341
My sister has down syndrome, he can have her. At least it would make something acceptable out of his genes
>>59153254
fuck arabs too, anglo-saxon masterrace
>>59153257
>Lithuania
:-(
>>59148328
Por falarles quieres decir mostrarles el falo?
>>59153257
Fuck off this Mediterranean board, Mohammedan
Stop insulting fellow Southern European brothers
Do us a favor and start jihading in the Khorasan mountains
>>59153438
Não, quero dizer falar. Fala com ela 2 minutos, dá para perceber se a vais comer, senão passa para a próxima polaca.
>>59153515
Is this actually true Portofriend?
>>59142683
>fucking with dirty leftists emigrates
True Anglo
>>59153501
>southern european brothers
>meanwhile you have not so much in common
>turks are closer to us than atlantic portuniggers
>>59153438
falar=hablar
>>59153674
Yes. Coincidentally, I actually am from Porto.
> record hot week in Finland
> 23-28C
> coming weeks will be wet and cold
> will move to superior Italy for the rest of the summer
> meanwhile Suomi will freeze
Grazie e arrivederci.
>>59152341
My sister has down syndrome, he can have her. At least it would make something acceptable out of his genes
>>59153718
they were fairly right wing
>>59153254
kek
>>59153856
Would you recommend going on vacation to Portugal?
If so, what are the comfiest places to visit?
>>59153725
>>turks are closer to us than atlantic portuniggers
>implying Anatolia was not European for severale millennials
>implying the worship of an paedophilic warlord identify them as my 'brothers'
>meanwhile we share a lot of genetical and cultural heritage with Italy
>rest of Southern Europe (Iberia) is comfy, too
2/10 bait
>>59141792
>That "Greek" looks like a frenchman to me
This.
>>59153725
>
Maybe with Western Turks but thats because you're Turkified raped Greeks
>>59154270
delete this
>>59154144
>>implying Anatolia was not European for severale millennials
yes that's why Greeks and Turks from the coast are so similar.
>>implying the worship of an paedophilic warlord identify them as my 'brothers'
Most Turks don't believe this shit anymore.
>>meanwhile we share a lot of genetical and cultural heritage with Italy
Western Turks are more similar to us. They look like Greeks.
>>rest of Southern Europe (Iberia) is comfy, too
half of spain is a nigger desert
>>59154270
Yes what I'm telling all the time?
And Black Sea Turks share a lot with Greeks. All the music and dance there originated from the Greeks.
>>59154479
I know that people from your coast are European on a genetical viewpoint
>Most Turks don't believe this shit anymore.
Yeah, nice Taqiyya Mehmet
50% AKP shills and some Bozkurts, too. Kemal failed hard on this one
>half of spain is a nigger desert
You are from Laz my friend, you have NOTHING in common with Western Turks with europoid genetical background
Also, you decided to have a Turkish identity, good for you, but stop calling me arkadash
>>59152341
this guy looks latin not english.
>>59154964
too white to be latin
>>59153811
Chupame el falo español ladrón de oro, yo se lo que falar es
>>59154894
>Kemal failed hard on this one
not in western turkey
Some people maybe like the Black Sea but it's shit for me. It looks like Switzerland everywhere and it's very hot in summer. A stupid place with stupid people who eat hamsi fish all the day. That's why people call them hamsi already and make jokes about them. They are very religious retards. Aegean Turkey is the best part of the country. fuck the rest actually. My friends dad is building a house in Izmir.
>>59155399
Yeah, to me you guys are more like Southern Europeans. Shame about the primitive Anatolian types and Kurds though. Oh well.
>>59155763
Greece has the southernmost point of Europe.
Wannabe celtic non-mediterranean catholshit Portugal is the westernmost country.
>>59155038
>>59155038
Fuck no.
il mediterrANO
>>59156055
>>59156158
pic related is a typical Latin (italian) male
>>59156300
il padaniANO
>>59156377
you on the left
>>59156377
Yeah sure, the flag says British.
>>59156377
>Le memes
>>59156563
this guy gets truckloads of pussy so it's not really an insult
>Tfw loving southern european gf
>>59156689
>this is a 10/10 in the United Kuckdoom
>>59156901
and in Italy ;)
>southern european are short and poor
>reason women like them is the stereotype that they are warm and loving people
>as more and more women actually get to meet them this stereotype is constantly disintegrating
enjoy it while you can, and if you have any children try to make sure they are not raised in your own countries around the catholic clergy.
>>59157012
il somaliANO
>>59157012
>tfw a swede is butthurt because I can pull pussy literally by telling I'm Italian
>>59157215
>tfw the average italian boy is a virgin who lives with his mama because most italian girls have a boyfriend in London, Paris, Berlin etc
>>59156988
no thanks this is a 10/10 i Italy
>>59156814
>>59141821
look at this shitskin monkey
>>59157012
I can tell I'm Italian in Finland and get pussy. I can tell I'm Finnish in Italy and get pussy.
You can tell you are Swedish and get enriched back to the stone age.
>>59157466
>I can tell I'm Finnish in Italy and get pussy.
somehow I doubt being Finnish sets women alight with desire
>>59157557
i desire finnish cock desu
>>59153257
Coincidentally, being dumb is also a pretty good natural antidepressant. I don't want to call Hellas or its people a bastion for dumb folk, but in your case, that's certainly applicable. The true hellenic people rejoice in your absence, which I reckon must have some positive influence on those maps of yours you love to post - IQ, african admixture, average dick size... clearly the greek benefit from your diaspora.
>>59157322
è lui o non è lui?
>>59141821
Ciao BELLA ;)
>>59158040
well we may be stupid but we have a good memory
2004 ;)
>>59154090
Sorry, was having dinner.
There is a variety of things to see here, do your research and devise your own tour of the country
We were once one with Portugal :^)
>>59158631
>caring about football
Mehmet Mehmetopoulos, please.
>>59159355
nah, we mostly care about basketball but you are too short to play ;)
>Mediterranean thread
>the eternal anglo, kraut, frog and nord go apeshit
SPQR would be proud of us.
Happy summer, brothers.
>>59157012
>warm and loving people
Memes aside, I think this is one stereotype that is true. Southern Europeans ARE warm and friendly people, and hospitable.
/int/ is always sucking Japan's dick about how nice and friendly they are, but tell me where in Japan you'd get people inviting you to have dinner with their families at their place a few hours after meeting you.
am l allowed in here?
we were once one with spain
>>59160130
Depends.
Are you one of those Mexicans who insults Spaniards and claims they "genocided" your "ancestors"?
If yes, then no. Go LARP as an Aztec elsewhere. If no, then welcome.
>>59160130
No. Los Ángeles could have stayed Spanish if not for your independence meme wars.
>>59141248
>France
>White
lads can we bring back /piigs/
>>59158040
>>59158040
I'm sure that I have a higher IQ than you subhuman and I'm happy to be Aegean.
>>59160630
>White people
>White
>>59160711
Some but Mediterraneans came up with civilizations too, shut up you ignorant fools, the Iberians were awesome.
>>59157439
t. albanese o sardo autistico
>>59161208
I hate everything about shitaly and your latino people. How can one even like you more than Greeks? I will never understand.
WE
>>59161681
(You)
>>59161413
Che cazzo vuoi pezzo di merda io sono Sardo e che cazzo c'entrano i Sardi?
Siciliano di merda ammazzati sul posto.
>>59161881
>io sono sardo
Siete letteralmente dei maghrebini neanderthal,non ti vergogni neanche un po'?
>>59161818
fuck them latino subhumans
Western Turkey is our future
>>59162201
>Western Turkey is our future
A big nuke or a rope on your neck will be your future tbqh my Mohammedan compadre
>>59160630
>Talking about skin colour
>Posts map about Hair and eyes
>>59162148
Certo come no, sono un Adone come tutti i Sardi, mio caro Siciliarabo.
>>59162148
Se i Sardi sono maghrebini gli Italiani sono letteralmente dei neogroidi subsahariani lmao.
>>59162201
Why do you like Greeks so much Turkbro?
Tfw remembering qt-est turkish cypriot girl who I used to go to school with. Hot as fuck.
>>59162148
First result for Sicilian man
>>59162521
>mememappe
parla la realtà,tutti i sardi che ho visto non sembravano neanche europei
>>59162494
in ogni caso meglio siciliarabo che neanderthal
>>59160711
You don't.
>not dark
>not tall
not ebin D----D-D-:
>>59162521
MemeMap.
Any Map that Demonstrates Eastern Spain with less Arab admixture than western Spain is pretty much considered fake.
>>59162677
>tutti i sardi che ho visto
statisticamente parlando sono abbastanza sicuro di aver visto più non-sardi di quanti sardi tu abbia mai incontrato, meglio non parlarne
>>59162677
>Muh faccia 3d che non esiste nemmeno
Tornatene nello yemen arabo
>>59162834
>raccolta delle ciliege
dai smettila gavì,ti stai rendendo ridicolo
>>59162973
>raccolta delle ciliege
>ironia
>>59162940
tu tornatene nell'età della pietra neanderthal deforme nano col monociglio
>>59162973
Quell'uomo sardo sembra comuqnue un Apollo se paragonato al Siciliano più bello del mondo (pic related)
>>59163035
I neanderthal son più evoluti dei Siciliarabi
>>59163140
>ooga booga
non ti capisco,ficcati un formaggio marcio nel culo
>>59163250
Attenzione a non scaldarti troppo Mohammed, non vorrei che ti facessi saltare in aria.
>>59163332
quello nella foto è uguale a un sardo che conosco
>>59163408
La più bella donna della Sicilia
>shitalian so butthurt he has to derail yet another thread with his jihad against non-arabs
>UK liberates itself from German autismo
>Greece, Italy, and Spain all get their countries back
>Portugal leaves
>Some of the Northern countries like Holland and Denmark leave
>Only France left as Germany's fuccboi
>European countries unfuck themselves
>mfw this will never happen
>>59151857
Kiss the shotty gun point and totty
>>59151689
Greeks aren't Europeans though. Ancient Greek and Roman culture did not have the European soul feeling. European Civ is really 1000AD-2000AD, and is totally superior to Ancient Greek civilization in all respects.
>>59164684
>1000 AD
This date doesn't make sense.
>>59164684
>Roman law
>Greek philosophy
>Greek art
>Latin language as lingua franca for over a thousand years
>Roman Empire literally only reason Europe is Christian
>Europe dominated by great figures from 476 onwards whose main drive was to reform the Roman Empire
>etc
Ok.
>>59154479
>half of spain is a nigger desert
You just have no fucking idea what you're talking about.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_forest_area
We are among the countries with more sq. km of forests, above France and Germany.
You have probably made up your assumptions by staring at pictures taken by satellites.
>>59161760
Almost had a heart attack there.
>>59154479
>half of spain is a nigger desert
Nth for sardine cuisine
