I'm bored as fuck let's play risk.
Remember to count your bonuses or I'll ignore them.
>>59130022
London
Blue
The Levellers
>>59130073
Ok, will wait for 2 more players.
>>59130106
Estonia
Cyan
Baltic Republic
>>59130022
>Ueueue
>Green
>Portugal
A map with capitals/cities would be better.
>>59130022
Yay risk game, thank you Italian Bro
Finland
Blue or red or green
The Dacian Foreing legion
Alright, incoming.
>>59130213
Nah this one is cool too because it moves faster and ain't that big so we have more chances of completing the game
>>59130213
Let's do this gentlemen
>>59130329
shit I'm a nigger, I'll fix Dacian legion asap
feel free to roll now
>>59130329
I asked for Finland but Romania is good too
Fill Romania
Spill into Moldova and Ukraine
>>59130329
Fill southern England
>>59130329
BR>Latvia
>>59130400
I fixed it.
Do you want to continue as Romania?
>>59130362
Ok thanks man, put me back in Finland
Spill in Norway and Sweden
>>59130434
very well, I'll count the dubs roll
waiting for portugal
>>59130463
>>59130418
spills to Ingria
>Teal
>Italy
>Giuseppe's
>>59130529
NAP or are we destined to fight to the death so early?
>>59130529
Very well.
>>59130597
fill southern Italy and expand north
>>59130593
aight, I'll start to expand southwardsleaving you the rest of russia and the scandics
>>59130597
BR>Lithunia, spills to belarus
>>59130597
FIll POrtugal and SPain
>>59130597
Fill England
SOrry for not responding in the previous roll, i was watching other thread, can you double this roll? It would be the same tho...
>>59130727
Since you didn't even put on the trip, I won't.
I'll count your bonus though.
>>59130684
>>59130727
Sorry, got the trip now >>59130739
>>59130673
I'd rather draw the lines at eastern europe (Ukraine, Belarus, Romania and serbia)for me and you go west, this way we both have big +10 bonuses and we both have space to expand
>>59130597
fil Sweden
Then Norway
Then denmark
>>59130811
Fill Spain
>>59130811
>(TU) Turkic Union
>light blue
>Georgia spilling into Turkey
>>59130811
Fill Seden Norway then Denmark
>>59130811
Fill Georgia and Armenia spill Turkey
>>59130835
Forgot Bonus
>>59130811
Fill England
>>59130811
BR>Belarus
>>59130811
Fill Italy and go towards Africa
>>59130878
Sebastio, want an allience?
>>59131014
Fill Norway, denmark and Iceland
Rest goes to Russia if i get a lot
>>59131014
Fill Georgia spill Armenia and then Azerbaijan
>>59131014
BR>Belarus, spills to polish prussia
>>59131014
Fill Ireland, I think my bonus is right
Spill into France
>>59131014
Fill Italy
>>59131124
No your bonus is 4 because Northern Ireland is part of the UK.
>>59131110
Ally Cyan?
>>59131014
Get Spain
>>59130982
I was about to propose that to you
>>59131165
Love you bro #nohomo
>>59131145
Right right
Remember to count your bonuses or I'll ignore them.
>>59131014
I'm sorry for the dumb question, OP, but how does the bonus system work?
>>59131193
man we should have already played like, tens of games
>>59131242
Fill Azerbaijan then sail from Georgia to Bulgaria and fill
>>59131242
Take the Low Countries
>>59131253
Look at the bottom right of the map, if you control an entire country you get a bonus.
>>59131242
Get Spain
>>59131151
sure, comrade
>>59131242
BR>Poland
>>59131242
Fill Denmark
Fill Russia
>>59131297
Oh, I didn't see that. Thanks.
>>59131253
Each contry gives you +1 familia
>>59131304
Good to have you aboard
>>59131324
No, the bonus depends on the color of the countries you have, red ones are +10
>>59131305
>>59131355
I'd like to remind you, that for the bonus you need the whole country... in case of finnland and sweden you need the islands in the middle of the gulf of bothnia... just sayin
>>59131355
Oh yeah, you're right
>>59131242
Fill Switzerland and march into Austria
>>59131382
Actially they are irrelevant(or have been on previews games) unless they show up on the bonus map
>>59131425
You need the whole country before you can count your bonus. Next roll, friend.
>>59131489
Get Spain and islands for bonus and if anything left, get south france
>>59131489
Fill the Low Countries, spillover spread across Northern Europe.
>>59131489
Fill Switzerland and Austria
>>59131489
Fill Russia southwards towards the caucasian area
>>59131446
unfortunately they are, but I'm a bit pettifogging bout this...
>>59131489
BR>Poland, spills to Slovakia
>>59131489
Fill Bulgaria then spill into Serbia
>>59131524
>spillover spread across Northern Europe.
you mean an act of war?
because the whole of Northern Europe is under Vlad's control
or you mean Northern Germany?
>>59131575
No not war I mean north Western Europe as in either France or Germany your choice
>>59131601
Understood.
>>59131716
Get France
>>59131716
BR>Slovakia, Czech Rep and HUngary
>>59131716
Fill Russia
>>59131716
Fill Serbia, then I'd like to head into Kazakhstan via Caucasus please refer to pic related OP for the route.
>>59131716
One turn too early OP
I will now invade Scandinavia through England because of this person attempting to isolate me in Europe.
I will attack him with hopes cyan does the same as he is slowly surrounding him.
Russia without all of Russia is worth nothing, he will eventually surround him on all sides and then cyan will have few options.
But now if he joins me we can destroy this threat before it begins.
Come brother purge the Scandinavians before they hit you as well.
>>59131801
>>59131554
>>59131305
>>59131065
These fucking rolls are killing me
>>59131716
Israel
Israel
Israel
>>59131809
I shouldn't do this, but whatever.
>>59131832
Faggot, me and Cyan have a NAP
>>59131716
I forgot about Sardinia.
Fill Sardinia
>>59131933
Familia, fazemos NAP?
>>59131984
Sebastio, i need your help against the eternal anglo
>>59131897
And they can be broken
They aren't alliances, alliances always trump NAPs
>>59131933
So did I lol.
Whatever, you had one territory left so I got you Malta.
Blue delivers a massive blow to Vlad. He better counterrattack ASAP.
>>59131984
Fazemos. Alguma exigência?
>>59131832
that wasn't a good move... firstly I have a NAP with Vlad, secondly you have still plenty of t's to claim and thridly will this provoke a two front war...and Italy and the turks will backstab a side definetly
>>59132008
I know, m8, i'm going for that
>>59132028
How many allies can we have?
Get Ireland at all costs
>>59132028
Fill Bosnia use spill to fill Kazakstan
>>59132082
You can even form coalitions as far as I'm concerned.
>>59132034
We have the advantage now, it's the right time.
By the time Spain gets to me I'll have wounded Vlad so badly he won't be much of a fight.
Alliances trump NAPs or Vlad will have some kind of deal with almost everyone in the game.
We have the advantage, don't let them grow strong before you attack.
You kill them before they can betray you.
Did you think he was moving around you to be nice? No he's placing the noose around your neck.
I'm here to stop that before it obviously happens.
Join me ally.
>>59132028
Fill Syria, spills Iraq, further spills to Egypt
Requesting alliance with Light Blue
>>59132082
Also what do you mean get Ireland? Move north towards the Channel?
>>59132028
OP he can't be in more than 3 countries at once so i'm not taking off my sweden Bonus
Push the anglos out of Scandinavia and attack in England
>>59132030
Pode ser aliança?
>>59132028
Destroy vlad's bonuses, press the attack across his bonus countries.
>>59132133
>No bonus for dubs
OP pls tell me they count the same as Palis/Straights
>>59132132
No, alliences don't cancel NAP's, he just can't join a war on your side faggot
>>59132157
Yes, get england instead pls, by the shorter path
>>59132028
BR>fill Hungary, spills to Italy
>>59132159
He's in two, though.
I still keep the bonuses no matter what. The game is already hard as it is.
>>59132028
Destroy vlad's bonuses, press the attack across his bonus countries. >>59132159
I can be if I own them, he's sneaky like that isn't he.
Op don't be fooled by this flawed logic.
Cyan bro attack Vlad with me or be isolated like I was about to be.
If I lose this war that's it for everyone else, join me now and push the attack.
This guy won't even comply with bonus rules, you think his NAP means anything?
Bro help with the war
>>59132174
Read the fucking rules you complete faggot, you can't be in mote than 3 countries at once, you're in France, Germany and Norway already so you can't push in more
>>59132159
M8 of the 3 t's in Sweden 1 would still remain in Sweden anyways since Norway only has 2 red t's left
>>59132247
But you don't own them you faggot, you have 3 incomplete countries so you shouldn't be in Sweden, you're just scrambling since you know you're fucked
>>59132251
I own them, learn to read you fucking clown.
CYAN bro I'm your ally I need your help, that overrules any NAP arrangements attack Vlad while he's weak
>>59132133
Sure, I'd like to have Iran and Turkey you can have the rest of the middle east and North Africa?
>>59132186
Nope. No bonus for dubs.
>>59132028
March into Slovakia and Czech Rep.
>>59132302
How the fuck do you own them you fucking autist you need to complete them first
>>59132270
>>59132340
Learn to read you fucking Gypsy
It's just a game anyways, chill out
>>59132340
I own the Low Countries completely, I own Ireland completely, I own England completely
I'm coming for you Vlad get ready kid
>>59132236
You mean war against Giuseppe?
>>59132170
Sim, nós nos ajudamos nas guerras.
>>59132365
You're also in France and Germany which you do not own you fuckhead
>>59132410
Yes
>The Roma Cigany ignoring everything proving him wrong
>>59132410
yes I do
>>59132454
let's do this
Alright so, if we don't count the bonuses Blue gets 5 territories. If we do, it's a stalemate.
Blue only occupied ts of two nations so it's not against the rule.
What do?
>>59132417
See what idiocy you have to deal with cyan?
Just join your ally, leave Italy out of this.
It's either a Europe dominated by us or by Portugal and Vlad.
Which do you think is preferable to everyone?
You don't want this douche surrounding you do you bro?
We can wipe him out in four turns.
>>59132511
It's fine Vlad is just triggered in attacked before he could isolate me fully
>>59132511
Stick to the rules
>>59132519
Jesus Christ you autistic fuck stop already
>>59132511
Blue rolled 4=8+8 bonus
Red rolled 8=10+6 bonus
This means we have a stalemate this round
>>59132568
Who in the fuck is talking to Jewish people?
I'll smash ur fucking temple kid
Whatever.
Blue and Red are still pretty much equal atm.
>>59132519
I'm glad your country is burning, hope every leaf dies out
>>59132581
One last time, take a look at the map.
Blue would've gotten 1t in Sweden anyway, he has 3 in it now, Norway has only 2t's left
Technically Blue would have an even higher Bonus if OP stuck to the rules and filled Norway, after which the 1 spill would go to Sweden
>>59132627
Push blue out of sweden
Then out of Norway
Then kill him in England
Also CHECK'EM
>>59132627
Get Belgium and Netherlands
>>59132454
Familia, ajuda-me com o azul e por mim podes ficar com a bélgica e Holanda
BR through austria to Italy
>>59132627
"Burn" down Denmark, rape and pillage as we go, spill into Sweden.
Ay Italy what's up bro, how would you like all of Spain?
>>59132627
Syria > Iraq > Egypt
I feel sorry for you having to deal with these idiots OP
>>59132668
I checked that you lost this turn, you don't even have proper dubs, you ignore that op does not even count dubs.
You lose on every level.
>>59132627
Fill in this order Kyrgyzstan then Tajikistan. And then Turkmenistan travelling via Kazikistan spill China.
>>59132685
Fuck you cyan for real, you are being cucked on all sides and yet you decide to avoid an easy fight.
fuck this guy you are no ally worth having if you let your alliances fight alone in a war that literally helps you so much
Get aids
>>59132133
>>59132316
Are we in an alliance?
>>59132680
Deixe ele, ele já está ocupado com o Vermelho. Me ajude com o ciano aqui e depois nos preocupamos com ele.
>>59132802
Ok, deverias conquistar a tunisia para conseguir um bonus fácil
>>59132680
Since you said Belgium AND Netherlands I must spill at least one T inside Dutch territory. If you had just said Belgium Blue would have lost a bonus.
>>59132627
>>59132687
If he crosses into denmark he will litterally be in 5 countries when rules only allow 3, France, Germany, Norway,Sweden and now denmark
>>59132824
Era o que já estava pensando em fazer.
>>59132627
Go toward Tunisia.
>>59132798
Oh sorry, didn't see your reply among the rambling of the autists
Of course ',:^)
>>59132835
Can you make just belgium then? WHen i say and is if spills are left.
>>59132840
Not true at all, more lies from the gypsy
>>59132874
>>59132627
This is crazy OP, do rules mean nothing?
>>59132840
He won't cross into Denmark since it's against the rules.
>>59132687
You can't, you still go North.
>>59132914
Rules only mean something when they benefit gypsy scum, aka he has no issue ignoring shit literally surrounded in red when it suits him and then he cries now.
Gypsy are truly the worst "people"
>>59132873
Next roll.
>>59132973
So we should ingnore the rules because it suits you? I hope your entire country burns
>>59133009
BR>Swiss>Italy
>>59133009
Get the rest of belgium and netherlands, if spills left fill france
>>59133009
1.Push Blue out of Sweden
2.Retake Norway into reclaiming
Spills Attack in the UK
>>59133009
Iraq > Egypt
Finally I have a bonus
Blue lost two bonuses.
>>59133009
Push the Portos out of the Low Countries
I'll fight this war by myself because cyan was too scared to benefit himself
Make sure that soulless gipsy fixes his bonus I bet he tries to cheat and snake his way out of this war like the scum "he" is
Portugal you have one chance to leave Vlad to his fate and do what my ally did to me.
If you do this I'll cede all of France to you.
If not prepare for dozens of turns of war while everyone else gets stronger around you.
>>59133009
Push cyan out of Italy
>>59133009
Fill Turkmenistan then Croatia any spil can go intol Romania
>>59133151
And that's a palli alright.
Still want war Spain?
>>59133107
If possible redirect to Iraq > Saudi Arabia please OP
>>59133079
Estou sem sorte hoje HEUIAHUEI Vou ter que tentar conquistar alguma coisa na África pra me recuperar e depois voltar pra Europa.
>>59133199
It's a pali, so you have 20+6 bonus.
>>59133279
Kick Portugal out of my bonus countries with that please. Also make sure Vlad gains none of his bonuses back either.
This is getting confusing.
Fuck whoever invented bonuses for these games.
>>59133438
Retake all of Sweden(do this first)
Then retake Norway
Then attack in UK
>>59133438
BR>Italy
>>59133438
Fill Romania and Moldova then go through Macedonia into Albania
>>59133438
>Gets 26 territories
>Wont even take back one of my bonuses
>?????
Also mandatory FUCK Cyan for being a cuck faggot and hiding from wars.
He could at least fight one in his own interest once in a while, go after spain bud.
But for real host how did 26 for me turn into nothing???
I guess roll to fight Vlad
>>59133438
SA > Egypt
>>59133438
Fill Algeria and Libya
>>59133568
Maybe because the other guy also rolled?
Geez.
>>59133494
> Makes 3 moves at once
> Routinely fails at all of them
>>59133609
I guess Portos had a good roll
>>59133438
Get England
Waiting for Portugal.
>>59133270
Desculpa, tenho mesmo de reforçar o meu bonus se não não consigo chegar ai a tempo e com força suficiente familia
Before Blue complains I did count his +4 bonus since he rolled before Portugal.
>>59133848
Sufocate Great Britain
>>59133848
BR>Italy>Malta>Tunesia
>>59133812
Beleza, eu vou sobrevivendo do jeito que eu posso.
>>59133756
I'm going to skull fuck you so hard that even if I lose this war that Cyan was too much of a cuck faggot to fight for himself, that you both will be so weak that he now takes all of Europe from both of you.
I will drag you both down with me, and prop up everyone else.
>>59133494
VLad pls attack light blue
>>59133848
Fill Algeria
>>59133848
Delay the spanish, retake England.
COMING WITH ME BOYS
>>59133901
Depois detsa ronda eu vou conseguir itália para ti, continua a ganhar africa e a defender-te
>>59133848
>Start: The Island South of India
>Name: Swank
>Color: Orange
>>59133848
In this order fill Albania then Slovenia then Moldova then Turkmenistan. use any spill for Greece.
>>59133522
NAP?
>>59133438
Ohh come on OP! How the hell did he beat my PALIDROME?
He didn't even give any command this turn so how did he beat my 23 T attack AND gain land??
>>59133891
You have 13 extra territories. Where do they go?
>>59133848
Take these 2 +1 countries south of SA, spills go to Egypt
>>59134011
ITS NOT A FUCKING PALI IF IT DOES NOT END IN A PALI
Another example of this sub-human gypsy trying to snake his way out of a loss
>>59133924
cyan i mean
>>59134016
is teal alreadydefeated? if not : TEAL
>>59134006
Alright, but please leave slovenia for me,ok?
>>59134059
Oh look spain is figuring out what is going on, his war with me will cost him everything.
Cyan I bet realizes what I did fucking 7 turns ago.
But is it too late for Cyan?
>>59134006
Hey lad will you let me have India and the remaining -stans?
>>59134100
shut your mouth and say sorry
>>59134144
Fuck you, you hug-box faggot, allying everyone.
I'm taking you and your sub-human trash ally with me. Soon Cyan will rule Europe, with the rest of them getting much stronger than you.
You can surrender to me now if you would like and focus on real threats, or continue our mutual destruction.
>>59134130
Sure I just want China, Iran and >>59134006
You sandniggers better make up your mind on who gets what.
Waiting for Turkic Union, Israel and Balts to settle their dispute.
>>59134011
You're right, I forgot. You get 20 extra Ts this round. Should have reminded me though.
>>59134242
I have no dispute with them just do this >>59134006
>>59134242
We don't have any disputes wtf
>>59134242
This is retarded OP
You cant cherry-pick rolls it has to end in them.
He rolled 3438 how the fuck is that a palindrome?
>>59133848
Take back scandinavia
Spills conquer england and ireland
>>59133494
>>59134301
I rolled 494 you stupid faggot
>>59134301
He meant this roll >>59133494
>>59134298
The stans etc.
Well, the less disputes the better.
Siema PL
>>59134303
>>59134355
Another pali OP so i have 23 from this round and 20 from last round
>>59134303
Oh wow, another pali.
>>59134355
He's talking about the rest of the Stans left (Pakistan, Afghanistan) once I've filled Turkmenistan
>>59134006
>>59134402
Never mind mate.
>>59134355
It was just a question, we are allies anyways so it's not like we could fight a war over it
mupdate?
gg leaf
>>59134355
This is literally insane OP
We are cherry picking rolls from several turns ago now?
You dont even count bonuses if they aren't listed but you will go back a few maps for a roll?
Weak bro, I've officially had enough of the cuck faggots in this thread.
The two sided war against me, the KEK FAGGOTS who ally half the game and NAP the other half.
The pathetic allies like CYAN what exactly is his strategy? Cuck his way into allying everyone like these two losers? Attacking +16's while +3's just sit there? PATHETIC.
Fuck this game, fuck loser OP, fuck Vlad (But im happy he loses this game to Cyan or LB).
You play risk to win it, not to avoid conflict so long it literally ends up with people going afk or qitting hosts before conflict starts.
GROW A FUCKING PAIR PEOPLE, learn to play this shit right.
Ur welcome for the loss Red/Green you both earned it.
>>59134518
Get Italy, spills fill france
>>59134518
Drown in Muslims you faggot racist
You're a shit host of a shit game, dont ever forget that.
>>59134518
BR>Teal
>>59134518
Start filling in India.
>>59134403
So, do you want to cede me some territories?
>>59134532
Oh, look who it is, the sorry fag, chat shit get banged
>>59134518
Take all of Ireland and then just use everything against blue
Spills go into Ukraine
>>59134144
I'm sorry Sebastiao but i have a NAP eith Cyan, you nust understand he could have killed me back then and didn't can't attack him now but i will defend you from any onther player
>>59134582
I'm sure that beautiful english will do you well when you realize that +6 loses to +17 every single time in both Spanish and Porkchop.
AHHHHH HAHA
>>59134575
>>59134518
palindrome get, spills counter portugal and fill in Hungary
>>59134582
After i take Ireland i will give you the UK
Could anyone tell me who currently is at war and who are allies?
I know the jews and turks are allies.
>>59134518
FUCK THIS FAGGOT GAME GET NUKES FUCK PORTUGAL RAW
>>59134610
oh great, that means im dead.
>>59134623
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chat%20shit%20get%20banged
Stupid cunt
>>59134625
>>59134575
gg giuseppe
>>59134518
Fill Turkmenistan, Moldova and China and finish filling Greece use any spill for Turkey, I've put the names of the countries I've mentioned are in the map in pic related.
>>59134674
LOOK YOUR WETBACK FRIEND IS NOW DEAD TOO, RUH OH LOOKS LIKE YOUR WAR DIDNT GO SO WELL DID IT?!?!?!?!?!!
>>59134518
Go toward Egypt
>>59134518
If you allow it go directly to Pakistan by sea and start filling it, spills to Afghanistan
If that's not possible fill Egypt
>>59134717
Pali
>>59134518
Use any spil to fill Turkey then Iran
>>59134575
Please give me your russian T's
>>59134743
5D PALI
D
P
A
L
I
>>59134518
>>59134743
Can't do that, no sea route.
>>59134742
You're gone m8. He scored palis and has a lots of bonues.
>>59134823
Ok, but you'll have to give me another roll.
>>59134861
Why exactly?
>If that's not possible fill Egypt
You can't jew a Jew
>>59134861
>>59134896
Disregard that, I suck cocks. I fill Egypt.
>>59134810
OH LOOK HERE COMES VLAD DEMANDING RUSSIA OH WHO CALLED THAT SHIT 10 TURNS AGO?
BETTER BE A NICE LITTLE KEK AND HAND IT OVER, YOU DONT WANT A FIGHT DO YA?
>>59134823
Use it to take Sri Lanka and Maldives as well as India
>>59134861
Yeah, I know
>>59134674
É o fim pra mim, irmão. Bom jogo pra você aí. <3
>>59134972
ROLL FOR NUKES
NUKE PORTOS
>>59134972
Continue taking India in the name of Swank.
>>59134810
I'd exchange it for Ireland
>>59134972
attack green
>>59134995
Desculpa irmão, não deveria ter ajudado o vlad, até à próxima ;(
>>59134972
You ignored my +6 bonus last turn, please fix this
Fill Egypt, spills go to India
>>59134972
Cede my England territories to Sebastio and keep Ireland
Rolling to go through Germany and kill Blue
>>59135081
You're right.
>>59135069
>>59135069
>>59135069
"Sorry brother should not have helped Vlad to the next ; ("
AHHHHH AHAHAHA
