First Eurovision semi final is tonight, time to get hype
whoopitydoo
>>59128063
new worlders out
Apparently some results were already leaked
eurovision is rigged
>>59128214
new worlders out
Fuck so keen for this lads. Literally waking up at 5am to watch this.
>australia sends a korean to participate in an arabic call to prayer competition
>>59131516
>>59132260
australia welcome
Are there people who care?
How's ours doing?
When is the final, I' waiting for the bombing
>>59132352
When did you become European?
eta?
>>59128328
Poland. You are our ally in eastern europe. Why do you behave in such a way?
>>59132392
We aren't, just joining it for fun.
>>59132391
Saturday i think
Who's the Conchita of this year lads
>>59132416
>>59132392
t. new worlders
>>59132401
5h my european friend
>>59132491
Hopefully fucking noone
Daily reminder:If you like eurovision you are probably like these guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt-Sdk9hnUE
>>59132580
Soon we shall be European, Australia paved the way for us
>>59132491
We are
>>59128027
Who cares ? Ir's just an hypocritical circlejerk with cringy music,and you have to pay for it if you win.
>>59128027
Is this the cringe thread?
>the eurovsion will only be about nasheeds in a few decades
>>59132779
Look at the bright side, eliminated ones shall be beheaded.
>>59132779
you forgot to say insallah
What the hell, do Europeans actually care about Eurovision? Fuck, over here it's just old women and retards who pay any attention to it.
>>59133217
We're all pretty much retarded old women here
Here are the best songs to listen out for
1- Russia: Sergey Lazarev with “You Are the Only One” (8.7)
2 - France: Amir with “J’ai cherché” (8.59)
3 - Bulgaria: Poli Genova with “If Love Was a Crime” (8.51)
4 - Iceland: Greta Salóme with “Hear Them Calling” (8.37)
5 - Croatia: Nina Kraljic with “Lighthouse” (8.12)
6 - Australia: Dami Im with “Sound of Silence” (7.92)
7 - Ukraine: Jamala with “1944” (7.88)
8 - Spain: Barei with “Say Yay!” (7.83)
9 - Malta: Ira Losco with “Walk on Water” (7.8)
>>59133217
But anon, it's fun, and you can mock gays, leftists, and foreigners at the same time.
how much they are gonna boo this year to russians
>>59133415
>7 - Ukraine: Jamala with “1944” (7.88)
Truly the best song, everybody should listen to this
>>59133217
>Stop having fun
I swear to god, nobody is taking this seriously, commenting it with /int/ is fun
>>59133217
That's just because no-one ever votes for you.
>>59133478
It's fun and some songs are good and even the bad ones are interesting
It's a great show, I look forward to it every year
>>59133447
Don't they have anti boo technology for the TV?
Vote for czech republic is a vote for porn
Every vote count
>>59133415
>heartfelt, powerful song about the horrors of WW1, sung by a decent singer, in French
>second to last
>retarded pop song about "being urself" half in English, sang by a Jew mutt
>people seem to love it
>>59133447
Unfair
they had great songs the last two years and they've got another great one lined up this year
the reception last year wasn't too bad as the artist was somewhat famous
>>59133738
You'll never win (the current format) without singing in English, it's basically telegraphing that you don't actually want to win
>>59133728
why you don't send Ewa Farna?
>>59133750
eurovision isn't about songs. It's about politics and memes
>>59133916
No, it isn't it's about fun
The songs are fun
The presentation is fun
The people watching it have fun
>>59133750
Dude, last year they were booed so much that the hosts had to come on stage to remind the screeching gays that Eurovision is not about politics.
>Russia and Ukraine favourites to win
3rd Muslim winner pls
Can we all agree that Germany is fucking retarded for not choosing Avantasia
>>59133821
That fat polish bitch?
>>59134033
Well
This year, Russia are huuuuuuuuuuuge favourites to win
It would be a pretty massive shocker if they don't considering the odds
>>59134078
yeah she is
>>59133415
>france
>Amir
I heartily kek'd
>>59134033
That photo always just takes my breath away.
I can't breathe.
>>59134033
Based Konchita
>>59134233
He's a jew
Ukraine and Monaco have Muslim entrants
>>59134233
Well, at least he isn't an Arab. Could have been worse.
We'll make sure it's as progressive as ever!
>>59134274
Ukraine has a muslim entrant? What the fuck, I didn't know there were muslims in ukraine.
Eurovision is cancer and SvT is the devil
>>59134233
Can't wait for those juicy israeli points
>>59134330
You're a retard
Ukraine has a sizeable Muslim population
Had a blank entrant not long ago
>>59134330
Stalin removed them to Kazakhstan and they return in 80-90s
![Douwe+Bob[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lDryI15.jpg "Douwe+Bob[1].jpg")
Rate our gay uhh guy.
>>59134485
I want to suck his dick desu
>>59134296
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3525178/This-year-s-Eurovision-Song-Contest-Sweden-refugee-crisis-theme-say-organisers.html
>Next month's Eurovision Song Contest will highlight the refugee crisis
>A special dance sequence has been choreographed representing refugees
>Host Mans Zelmerlow said the show's theme would be 'Come Together'
I can't wait.
>>59134485
Hey, the song is pretty decent.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
>>59134061
>Can we all agree that Germany is fucking retarded
Yes
this is a perfect target for IS desu
>shitton of people in the same location
>gays and other degenerates
>many different nationalities
>it's all broadcasted
>>59134485
rated
>First decent song in ages
>Actually have a chance
>lost because of a trap
We still demand your apologies Austria.
>watching multikulti faggot propaganda with a bit of signing involved
>>59134648
It was at first but then it was boring and repetitive
>>59134771
In 2014 Sweden should've won 2bh
>>59134779
but there are memes
Can't SNSD Into Eurovison contest?
>>59134779
Your girl is good looking
>>59133415
>France: Amir
Wew
>>59134830
>no UK next to us
>land access to iceland
>Australiabro's in our backyard
Why didn't we do this again?
Is there some rule against submitting super famous people or anything?
>>59134883
I don't even know who we sent this year.
>>59134830
wew
>>59134733
But they don't blow up those who not involved
>>59134932
It's viewed as bad sportsmanship or something, usually tiny countries submit their most well-known singers while big countries submit literally who so they don't guarantee a win every year
>only one song in French
>it's the Austrian song
What the fuck.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3pvhx0z3ZFI
>>59134833
You're only supposed to send people there sarcastically.
>>59134830
this is must be japan tier tsunami
>>59134932
Few major celebrities bother with Eurovision.
>>59134833
But they are too old and almost break up, didn't they? What about AOA?
>>59134833
>implying they can actually sing live
>>59134932
>>59134960
no, it's just that famous people wouldn't want to do it or would demand too much money
>>59135028
I don't know why, it's huge publicity
>>59134833
do you have any idea how offensive SNSD would appear to SJW euro cucks
>>59134976
>die Kais'rin hat sich mit dem Franzosen alliert
>>59135061
I Think A.Pink is better
I bet if we entered Sia and she was still an unknown we'd absolutely dominate
>>59135093
Many artists here that do well in eurovision never get anywhere else so they're doomed to do it every year, never to succeed again.
>>59135093
Too many rules and limitations
>>59135125
edgy
>>59135093
because
1. they cost too much money
2. theyre already famous
3. the UK doesnt really want to win
So when will Russia send Bитac?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWmfNeLs7fA
>>59134960
>usually tiny countries submit their most well-known singers
I don't know about other countries, but we have our own competition where the singer/band is chosen. It doesn't have to be anyone famous, but whoever is chosen usually becomes famous after that.
>>59134932
Only pensioners like Bonnie Tyler may risc to participate because it's breaks almost everyone career
>>59135229
Ja many countries have that.
>>59134330
crimean tatars. stalin literally deported them all to some shithole in asia
How come some countries (UK is one of them i think) can just buy themselves into the finals?
these are the best shitposting threads every year
what time does this start on burgerland east coast?
>>59135373
Because the EBU needs shekels and the Brits would get buttmad if they didnt make the final.
what's finlands meme entry this year? last year was great
>>59128027
NINA KRALJIC
I
N
A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGQlYSC9NGk
its a catyh song and suprising quality actually+ gay internationl crowd gave her good grades so it must be good
Hey you, yes you
Vote for czechia
Boggieposter Finnbro, are you here?
Who /drinking/ here tonight.
I enjoy this far too much teabeeeych, I've literally been looking forward to the shitposting for a good month now, feel so fucking dirty about it.
>>59135128
How about Girl's Day?
>>59135743
Don't worry man I've set up a small drinking party for the finals in March
>>59135743
Getting drunk with /int/ while watching Eurovision is one of the legit highlights of my year.
>>59128027
>2016
>caring about Eurovision
>>59135903
eurovison watching faggot
only finals this year are the ones on July 10.
>>59134154
Damn, you weren't kidding, bookies have them as favorites. Plus, the voting system got changed, so political voting is weaker now.
I haven't heard any songs and don't plan on it before it's time for it desu
>>59136021
Fight me Hrvoje
What's on July 10?
>>59136063
>hohols with a ww2 song
Dont they the Crimea meme is ded
>>59136100
oh brother, are you gay or something?
lets meet IRL Petre
and fight
>>59136197
It's not about ww2. It's about Stalin unfisting and removing
>>59136223
Oh man Luka I will fight you so hard and long you won't be able to stand afterwards
>>59135954
This, but it is /int/-tradition to shitpost during Cuckvision. We even get stickys
What's your opinion about the Greek entry?
it's in the Pontic dialect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqrdpcY3skI
>>59134233
>He's got literally KHAN for London mayor
>>59136433
we had a greek/egyptian as a eurovision singer too
>>59136391
>mixing English and native tounge
Why do so many EV-songs do this?
>>59136391
nice desu
>>59136391
Woodkid done it some years ago
>>59133415
W-What about Cyprus?
>>59136391
>Utopian land
Keep fighting, greekbro
>>59136554
cyprus is nice too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8LcNrqiIFE
>>59136585
Why is he so orange?
>>59135073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLBqTQMCqAI
who cares lel
>>59136663
He's not orange, he's tanned.
Who lifelong Moldova here?
>>59136391
>Armenia reminding the Turks of the gorillions genocided last year
>This year Greece is doing the same thing
This is great. At least it's not called "Don't deny". Can't wait to see triggered Turkroaches.
>>59136585
They look like a System of a Down tribute band. And kinda sound like The Killers.
>>59136585
why these guys need guitars?
What are today's meme songs? I need to know what I can skip.
>>59136585
>greek supports cyprus
>>59137220
>skipping songs
Vlad pls
>>59137249
I'll be away for a couple of hours and I need to take a shower when I return.
>>59137220
San Marino based af
>>59134830
I reckon Australia is slightly bigger than that.
>finlan repped by an indian
Bringing the memes again this year. Good show.
I hope France wins.
what time does it start?
where can I watch it online?
>>59139368
9pm as always (8pm for you)
I hope there is official stream or something
>>59139540
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/webtv?program=213563
>>59139540
eurovisions official website has a stream with no commentary.
Will Croatia reach the finals?
>>59139667
I think so, it won't be in top whatever but I think it'll pass to the finals
>>59139707
Great i made a big bet for it to reach the finals
>>59139841
>betting on eurovision
Last year we didn't make it to the finals because Europe hates retards and now our song is just so boring so we won't make it.
our song is decent for the first time this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
>>59140541
T-Minus how many hours?
>>59133217
you're European.
>>59140577
no clue, prolly ~4-5
wait, is Australia in it again? I thought they couldn't be since they didn't win last time?
they're not European..
>>59140689
>european contest
>australia is in
>saudi arabia and isis arent
>>59140623
They are only european if they can get some extra EU money.
Also: Paki joke
>>59128159
Why is it always Eastern Europeans who use the phrase new worlders?
I never see western europeans say that very often
>>59134275
Sure ?
>>59140903
We mostly say Westerners
>>59140903
never heard anyone actually use this
>>59140950
>>59141014
I guess now that I think about it its mostly poles and the baltics in particular who say new worlder
>>59141109
new worlders out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s
>His country isn't represented by a girl dressed like in anime
>>59133415
5th
Feels good man, especially considering the abortions we sent the previous years.
>>59128027
A reminder that it is going to be rigged so that we win this year, in order to feel more European before the referendum.
>>59141484
>tfw they don't rig it
>all of europe hates us because of the referendum
>come last
>mfw that's no different to every year
>>59141484
>this trivial bullshit dictating your politics
wew lad, why dont you people have a far right groups that would bombard the parliament if you stay in eu?
>>59134830
>giving Australians better internet
>>59141484
lol uk is far from winning with that shity song
Molly was the last good british entry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6w7tmWvm6M
I hope many weebs looking this meme festival otheriwse we wont get points again
>>59141484
Just assume direct control of the Australians and boom. Works for us every year with denmark, norway and finland.
>The traffic lights near Djurgården are playing Heroes
Just let it end
>>59140541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upct-I1qa4Q
>not liking this qt
>tfw not joining
>>59142253
>her
>qt
bitch looks like a xenomorph
>>59142253
It never ceases to amaze me that this did well, and is the sole reason I think Ukraine will win this year.
>>59142447
I doubt it, Ukraine song is just too fucking bad and weird, even when they make political shit they at least make it descent to listen to
>>59142447
>>59142623
Ukraine is great
get taste
>>59142447
>>59142623
>>59142648
Ukraine's song is haunting, politically motivated, minimalistic and sung by a woman with a powerful voice. This is a top 3 guarantee, like it or not.
>>59140822
isis has some catchy tunes тbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqFZxNCO9SE
it's the first time i hear a trip-hop song on Eurovision
Is there anything that can top this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_PQtwa7c_M
Best Eurovision song ever
>>59135127
UND DAS RÖMISCHE REICH GEGEN MICH REVOLTIERT
>>59128027
Good to know we're not participating
Post your all-time favorite winner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTFec_mrD-c
>>59142830
he was removed from russian tv because of russia goodbye misheard by mad kgb producers
>>59142830
kek how have I never heard this song before its pretty based
why is ISIS not in it
>>59142924
Now this is a hot meme
>>59143060
Too busy running government.
>>59143060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR5aWilaurE
they are
>>59133415
>Ukraine: Jamala
yo britons
please tell me based norton will do the banter this year
>NOT LIKING THE BEST EUROVISION SONG EVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEkSRJmRswc
>>59142924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FsVeMz1F5c
Sweden's got quite a few good songs desu
>>59143136
hes jewish
why do everybody sing in english
i'm fucking tired of it
want to here national languages
>>59142924
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7cv9NIzGmSI
>>59143244
Some of us are trying to win here
>>59143244
anu cheeki breeki iv damke komrad
>>59142924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cv9NIzGmSI
>>59142830
all time best eurosong song
http://www.strawpoll.me/10176876
>>59143244
Most of these people are chosen through competitions in their home country so blame the people for choosing English songs.
>>59143304
God tier tastes.
i don't get the love for the russian song
t's just ricky martin dance-pop
the latvian song is a better male-lead electronic pop song
>>59143185
I have no idea desu m8
>>59142830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6USa0zUMmqI
>only allowed to bring national flags of countries in the contest
>strictly NO political flags allowed
>except the gay rainbow flag because thats the agenda that we are pushing
genuinely thinking about dropping the show this year because of this shit
>be gybsy
>dress as homosexual Dracula
>>59143526
If you watch Eurovision and have an issue with gays you probably shouldn't be watching Eurovision.
>>59143612
i remember someone cover him on vocaroo
>>59143612
>gypsy
thats a normal romanian
>>59143526
>implying you not watching it is going to make any difference
people only respond/listen to new ideas when you go allahu akbar on their ass these days, and the more you bomb the more sympathy you get
>>59143650
aka gybsy
The origin of the holy Romanians:
As the legend says, there were two brothers: Romulus and Remus. But through the history, people have forgotten the third brother Romanius.
Romulus and Remus got fed by the female wolf, but they didn't leave space for Romanius. Romanius was hungry, so he found a male wolf and started to suck on it's cock. There comes the name dako-roman (dako means cue, which refers to penis). After Romulus killed Remus, to avoid death he went to Wallachia, where he met a wagon of gypsyes. He joined their family and became their leader.
Source: Gesta Romanorum
>>59143627
What if I just like the competition?
>>59141294
>girl dressed like in anime
not even close
http://www.rte.ie/ten/news/2016/0510/787372-graham-norton-wants-australia-out-of-eurovision/
wew
>>59143720
gg Winland
mongol alliance rulez
>>59143850
I wish.
>>59134830
>pushing away britain
yes please
>>59139097
I hope for your sake that you meant to type Frans
>>59143526
are you fucking retarded or something
the pride flag represents rights for HBTWTFBBQ which is positive, how on earth is that an agenda
also, you would look like a complete aspie waving any other political flag
>>59144202
Positive in your opinion.
>>59144202
please provide the evidence for asdasdqwerty123 rights being positive doe
>>59142830
GOAT
what was the name of feet girl ?
she was pretty popular here
>>59144927
denmark 2013 I believe
>>59145078
sweden yesssss thank you
>>59128027
I so wish mudslimes would bomb this instead of anything else but its an empty hope.
>>59134830
>not dropping it over germany, france and all of middle-europe
>>59145264
>finland
lol
>>59144927
>>59145078
wew
>>59133574
Right? What does even take seriously mean in this case, it's an entertainment show, it's to have some serious fun yea
>>59134830
Kek, do strayanz know about this?
>>59134830
neat
is this from last year?
We have a chance this year as we will get all teenage girl votes
>>59147668
The teenage girl votes are ours 2bh
>>59147850
They really aren't. You're below us and him
>>59148145
No one is ever below England.
You guys are always last or 2nd to last.
Germany has a qt weeaboo girl. I'll vote for her.
>>59148189
Not this year. Not with you around.
ONE HOUR TO GO
>>59132632
me on the right
>>59133217
Nobody watches it for the music, only for the qts and banter
>>59148377
I actually downloaded this year's album. It's pretty good.
By the way are you all ready for our victory?
>>59148449
paris 2017 sounds cute
>>59133217
You are European stupid cuck
>all those cheesy American-pop teir """"music""""
r8 this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5VynlW6Xeo
