Everything will be fire edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtqAUOxwh-k
NOTHING WILL BE FINE WE WILL BE RULED BY COMMIE SCUM KILL ALL COMMIES KILL KILL KILL
What will Filipino's new PM do against China?
FUCK DAGDAG BAWAS COALITION TO BEAT MARCOS
ПУTAHГ ИHA MO! ПУTAHГ ИHA MO!
GLORY TO THE PHILIPPINE SFSR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHomETco0MI
>>59124633
He is friendly with China, so far no world leader has called him yet.
During the same time six years ago our presumptive President keeps getting calls from Obama, Lee Hsien Loong, Susilo, Najib and everywhere else.
KILL ALL FILTHY COMMIES! COMMIES MUST DIE COMMIES MUST BLOW UP COMMIES MUST DIVE INTO THE GROUND AND NEVER RETURN UP! COMMIES, FUCK YOU!
>>59124578
>Dutdut-Marcos 2016
>>59124633
HE WILL BUILD A WALL
AND HE WILL MAKE CHINA PAY FOR IT
>>59124651
>all those commie scum in the comments
Disgusting.
>>59124674
>Chink is everywhere
Philippine election nearing it's end, I hope flip politics in this thread die out soon
>Behind every successful man there is a woman.
>>59124741
There won't be anymore Flips soon thanks to the wonders of communism.
Fucking commies
So I was told that OFWs voted for BBM. Their votes haven't been counted yet?
>>59124633
none.
But He will make anime real than your country can do
>>59124743
Damn who's the loli
Good taste Dutdut
MARCOSFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>59124743
that qt loli just want some attention
>>59124743
>no cute loli to advise you
although desu i'd prefer some leni milf titties
>>59124773
>our President is also a pedophile
Previously, I thought the Philippines was a shithole because of circumstances and bad luck, but now I understand that the Philippines is a shithole because the Filipino people are dumb shit-skinned niggers. Now I understand why Filipinos are the biggest race-traitors in the world and will latch onto and adopt any other culture but their own.
Sorry for the scathing comment, but I gave you guys many chances before. This is just plain ridiculous. Like, do you guys even care about the future of your country? You guys are retarded, that's the only way to explain it.
>>59124766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYYdUbpHq4w
>>59124784
>Implying 16 years isn't prime breeding age
>>59124633
He already talked with some of their consuls in cebu last year
>>59124801
>your president is also an incest-loli-fag
this country is an anime
>>59124810
>Herro Comrade Rody
>Kamusta Comrade Song
>>59124787
Hey, don't blame some of us. Some of us here hate commie scum like him, but we're far too few.
>>59124801
holy shit! he have a very qt daughters
>>59124787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taHy0G_mzG4
We recognize and accept the supreme authority of the USA
>>59124787
>blaming the commie magic to us
>>59124787
Pinoys are just reactionary voters with no semblance of long-term planning.
We should have primaries or round 2 voting though since every winner only reaches 30-40%, leaving the 60%-70% behind.
>tfw no one realizes they just elected commie scum
>no one will believe you that he's commie scum
why are my friends fags
god why are you replying to mangingisda?
>>59124875
red pill them slowly
From now onwards, Malaysia is rare flag.
Don't talk to me or my post ever again.
>>59124787
kek you'll be in the same situation on november
FILIPINOS
BY EXECUTIVE ORDER 69, YOU SHALL BEGIN PRACTISING OUR NEW NATIONAL SONGS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVyFy61SP4U
>>59124922
Fuck off Malaysia, or free us from the commies.
>>59124773
That's 16 years old?
Damn she looks like around 13
>>59124922
Noted
>>59124773
Is it true Duterte is his own grandpa?
WHO WILL SAVE US FROM THE COMMIES? HELP! HELP!
>>59124875
>hindi ako komunista
>fags believes in his words
simple as that
>>59124922
;_;
>>59124801
>yfw she will be the youngest first lady in this country.
>>59124994
>fags will believe anything this commie says
this is why it's easier to make this shit into a communist country
>>59124974
Our local Anti-Bolshevik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPzTGx96P6U
>>59124781
>liking sag titties
>>59125067
>not liking MILFs
fucking faggot
>>59125071
I never said I didn't like MILFs.
>>59125083
Yeah, right. A true MILF fan knows Leni is the greatest MILF of all.
>>59125100
>Personafag
Opinion discarded.
>>59125118
>literal fag
Opinion discarded.
>>59125062
>Blake's babby is born
>>59124801
Isn't that his granddaughter? What's her name?
Dear Dudut
We the Coalition of Urban Snatchers in Metro Manila would like to extend our profound forgiveness to our upcoming president Rodrigo Duterte. Our headquarters, located at the back of talipapa on piso net that we managed to highjack 3 months ago as our office slash gaming computer in Olongapo will vow to not make such crimes that we commit to our daily lives.
To the people who we snatched thank you for your stupidity that we can enjoy little luxury that we even can't afford.
-CUSMM
c.c to Dick Gordon
>>59124787
I'm just waiting for you to vote for trump, famfam.
>>59124787
>I understand
Stopped reading there
>Martial Law
>it was done in the past to protect Filipinos
>>59125157
Enrile confirmed for cuck, and also a filthy commie scum.
>>59125175
>Implying Enrile wasn't the most anti-bolshevik senator
>>59125201
Enrile is a shit person and a shit senator.
>>59125175
enrile is a fucking traitor, former LP bitch and now sucking dutdut. i wonder why he's still alive
do flip girls have sex before marriage
>>59125227
Literally one of those lackeys of villains in entertainment media. Fuck Enrile he should be dead now that he's turning into commie scum.
>>59125233
Of course
>>59125268
I want to do it with you senpai.
>>59125268
On the stairs?
>>59125233
Only the beautiful and good-looking ones. For the rest of us, we just post on /int/ and die a virgin.
>>59125233
How do you think they married in the 1st place
Alot are shotgun marriage here
>>59125233
all the time...if you want a pure and innocent gurl, go to province. They slowly make her feel loved, After 3-6 months you can do whatever you want to do because flip women are very loyal.
Extra points for teens and young adults.
>>59125271
There's a peephole video of two students doing it on the stairs. It became popular.
>>59125295
did she clean before hand or did you kontol got covered with shit considering your school is called utot sabay tae
>>59125233
I only do it for mahal
>>59125322
hehe nice dubs tho
>>59124922
WITNESSED
It has been mentioned a couple of times that Duterte showed his "presidential side" where he spoke impressive, coherent, perfect English. Can anyone link me to it and what's the exact time stamp?
>>59125348
Hey there SoKor! Do you have tips for us flips on how to battle the commie scums?
>>59125233
i once did it with the twins...well it was complicated at first but it was fun threesome when we came into consensus.
Too bad they died with their family at MV Princess of the Star
Fucking Sulpicio Lines and fuck now im so fucking horny
>>59125309
sauce
>>59125371
Search it yourself.
Go to Xvideos and search hagdan (flip for stairs)
>you will never be the brave leader of the anti-commies
>muh punisher
>muh kill anyone I don't like
How do I get ASEAN gf?
>>59125233
i-it depends on the size..
>>59125401
It's not too late.
>>59125401
What does Dutduts think of Homura? She did nothing wrong.
>>59125423
He approves.
>>59125218
He got a big role in ousting Marcos. One thing that I don't like about him is he's still working in the government. He's too old to take on that job as a senator. So fuck him.
>>59125434
Good taste. At least the filthy commie knows greatness when he sees one.
>>59125396
i cant fap to that
>>59125412
lol but pakistani are the prettiest and purest in the world
you would be downgrading to get a filthy flip look at all these whores
How many inches dick does Duts have?
>>59125362
Feed them music and chill until they seperate themselves from the rest of SEA
>>59125490
Longer than you will ever have.
>>59125499
Can it fit in butt?
now so fucking much can chill
WOULD YOU FUCK A COMMIE?
yeah nigga come at me
whats going on this general, is it full of weeb fags? lots of czech flag i see
>>59125627
>red
FUCK OFF REDS! FUCK COMMIE SCUM REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
hey senpai ? pnoys here
>>59125636
but you have red too pham
>>59125665
FUCK OFF COMMIES!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
NEW FLAG, BOYS
>>59125676
i hate commies pham don't be so rude
look at this comfy baba pic and relax
>>59125708
There needs to be some communism hammer and sickle at the bottom edit
>>59125716
alright i'm sorry dude but can't you change your flag i really hate red dude really dude fuck commies am i right
>>59125708
May the great Allah be with you always! INSHALLAH
Why are Flip weebs the cringiest of all weebs?
>>59125757
Because a large portion of weebs in Flipland is composed of faggots and women.
>>59125757
>Digong-senpai
>Miriam-senpai
jesus christ fucking kill me
>>59125734
yeah i dont like my cunts flag too, to be honest, whats your fav colour?
>>59125802
green desu don't hate me it's relaxing as fuck yo
>>59125802
Black-white-red is pretty based.
>>59125828
Why are weeb women more disgusting than regular women?
>>59125828
t. someone who never had a girlfriend
>>59125820
Kill urself
>>59125820
>green
meh but indeed its good for soul you know
>>59125824
agreed
The future is bright guys.
HAHA
SLANTY
>>59125872
GET OUTTA HERE COMMIE SCUM
>>59125868
fuk off pakistan
>>59125870
you should petition for a flag color change you don't want to be compared to those filthy commies
>>59125872
Bright Red!!
![[Truth Intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/inQ8Cbg.gif "[Truth Intensifies].gif")
>mfw Philippines flag will finally be flipped after all these centuries
GO REDS
>>59125899
No.
>>59125899
that's impossible pham,sadly
anyway gtg take care
Is Trillanes a cute tsundere?
>>59125828
>has a girlfriend
We're anon, there's no need to lie
>>59125996
don't let him call you baka and find anomalies in your bank account
>>59126056
At least he's trying to overturn the commie scum. Trillanes Best Tsundere 2016
>>59125996
Trillanes is gonna be EXECUTED
>>59119489 →
Sandro you stupid bitch
>>59126100
You can't execute tsunderes!
>>59121068
>>59121119
>being butthurt that Congress is dominated by Liberal
You're candidate was too retarded to endorse Congressional candidates tbhwy
>>59121770
[Citation Needed] or a you just a jelly butthurt because he's losing?
>>59126117
Don't associate with Marcosfags, they'll bring your IQ down with theirs.
>>59124578
DRIVE-BY with SueSSiGkEiTeN!
>mfw dick finally went all the way inside the Senate
>>59121119
Looks like the poison has not yet been completely removed from this country.
So how many babies will Mar and Korina make now that it's time for him to take a vacation
Is Mar a cute libtard?
Why did you make Duterte cry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOx92UmUkus
>>59126214
I wish I did, commie scum like him should be shown no mercy
>>59124741
it'll die out
>>59125233
I don't until I'm married, so I can go to heaven
>>59126070
kek he's just a famewhore. he tried to destroy gov officials and successfully failed
>gloria coup
>binay corruption
>duterte bank account
he gathered a lot of libel case on his desk
>>59126188
Theirs is a fake marriage. A strategic marriage for political image. They sleep in separate beds, Korina with her boyfriend, Mar alone.
Since their separate beds are in the same bedroom, sometimes Mar can hear their moaning and laughter.
>>59126174
>#DickAllTheWay
>#IpasokSiDick
>#PentrateTheSenate
>>59125757
fucking hell
>>59126280
That's how tsuntsuns are.
fresh from kikebook
>>59126344
>this is your average Dudirty supporter
>/asean/
>only full of flips
Elections is over we're all gonna shut up about it now.
How do I get Flip-flop gf?????
>>59126214
crocodile tears
its pretty much sop for presidential candidates to visit their dead relatives, abnoy also did it when he won
>>59126344
>Typical Grace Poe supporter
Fucking woman should have voted for me instead
Are you ready for president pacqioau 2022?
>>59126447
>didn't do anything as a congressman
>voted in the Senate
>will probably run and he will win
>>59126344
>average flip voter
they should require some IQ test when getting voters ID, or at least a highschool diploma. it's fucking depressing when i hear chit chat on streets about who they voted and why they voted that candidate
>>59126447
You mean president Kris Aquino?
If only...
>>59126527
That flag doesn't make sense since our flag was copied from Cuba and faraway taco countries who revolted in the same century.
If anything we'd have stars or even a fucking leaf.
>>59125996
Yeah, he was esentially campaigning for Duterte, and now that Duterte has won, he's all "b-but I won't attack you! B-baka!"
As for cute, fuck no.
>>59126496
Liza > Kathryn
>>59126496
Or maybe a Premium system, like
1 pt for normie / poorfag
2 pt for college graduates / OFW without degree
3 pt for Board / Bar passers / OFW with degree
inb4 recto diplomas
>>59126587
All the 1pt and 2pt people will openly revolt, we might as well have a good old fashioned monarchy where the 10% decide.
>>59126587
Negative 10 points for 4chan posters
ASEAN would be interesting if it were still Buddhist and Hindu
But of course the M*slems had to ruin everything
>>59126185
The marcoses are still around the stolen wealth hasn't been recovered yet, his trash of a son might win so..yeah fucking poison indeed
>>59126527
Don't worry. We'll get a new flag soon.
>>59126681
>poo in the loo
Fuck off Khan
>>59126681
Of course the only Buddhist we got is an angry Bali man sick of cleaning Aussie tourist vomit lol
>>59126496
the more withholding tax certificate
the more voting points you get
>>59126280
The cases are still pending.
>>59126693
oh wow
>Philippines would become a Chinese province in your lifetime
what a time to be alive
>>59126447
Only if he has dutdut/Marcostrash tier internet hysterical paid support shills.
Which he is so capable of, fuggg
>>59126719
>Angry Bali man
i wish i had qt asian gf
>>59126811
Manny doesn't need shills because bobotantes would simply vote for him because of his boxing career.
>>59126719
What are you doing in MY country Mr. Oriental man
>>59126804
>Implying we won't add a fourth star for China
>>59126617
We're revolting to almost anything, anyways.
What is there to be surprised of?
did any bule die in SEA today?
>I wont vote for him because he insulted le lgbt community
B T F O
T
F
O
>>59125285
Where does one find these girls?
>>59126877
I know a few from my neighbourhood.
You'll know they're virgins because they don't have boyfriends.
>>59126586
Liza >>>>>>>>>>>>> Kathryn
how do these Filipinas keep finding my FB and sending me messages
>>59126832
Still those surveys online or not still needs to be filled because it will obviously make his win legit
>>59126905
Ask her if she wants a good dicking, preferably anal but with no strings attached.
>>59126876
What's the 2nd bule execution date by the abusayaf
>>59126905
NBI bait accounts to find pedos
>>59126841
I'm a simple lowly paki shopkeeper, sir
>>59126819
we all >tfw no asian gf
>>59126936
what's the NBI
and I don't think so, there's like 2 a week I get, I never reply
>>59126905
green_card_finder.exe
>we lived long enough to witness God Emperor Trump team up with Putin and Duterte to eradicate the mudslimes
Lebat hujan
>>59126901
Amen
>>59126963
They try to find lolicons and pedophiles and when they confirm you are one then they'll invite you to their loli adoption project where they'll give you you're waifu
>>59126970
that's what I was guessing, they're probably finding me because I contribute to a few small NBA Facebook pages
>>59126901
Bea>Kathryn>>Liza
>>59126496
>>59126901
>>59127050
mfw my PE teacher is prettier than these three katulongs
leni>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ur waifu
Vote my girlfriend, familia
So has Flipland officially switched on the 'Islamic Gommunism' switch?
>>59127076
post pic
>Leni is confidential at winning
>Most of Mindanao votes aren't counted yet
Top lel
She only has ARMM
BBM and Cayetano will take the votes there
>>59127168
Confident*
The fuck phone
Also
HOCUS PCOS
Ô
C
U
S
P
C
Ô
S
>>59127133
7.5/10
>>59127137
Only for 3-6 months anon
After that we either get:
A) BBM takeover
B) Coup
C) China annex
D) Trumplandia Annex (Best case)
>>59127050
>saggy tits
>>59127168
Caraga, ARMM and MIMAROPA are Robredo
>>59127264
Hocus Pcos
>>59126174
>>59126295
he is the real meme candidate
>tfw no chink gf
you feel me nigguh
Really makes you realized how try hard american wannabes flips are that they even try hard to be a /pol/ and a trump tier supporter conservative
Is there fun in making up bullshit conspiracies?
So fucking hungry bought myself pizzahut
bacon supreme and hawaiian for 499
>>59127425
k
>>59127264
But Robredo is against federalism. It's weird that she got the most votes from Cebu.
Commercial break from all this flip /pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E9RW-p2Ssg
>>59127526
Dutdut now wants Parliament
>>59127518
>paying £7.40 for a pizza
>from Pizza Hut
lmao
>Change is coming
Our hardware will finally get more customers! :D
>>59127540
Sure. By the way, aliens don't exist, said the pope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfirYxQApDQ
>>59127569
You will have to do more change then.
>>59127591
Check rappler
>>59127569
Or get closed down
>>59127539
I never tried cheese with adobo before
Is it good?
>>59127672
>>59127715
Bot
>>59127518
>not Yellow Cab 18" NY Special
you fucked up
>>59127566
what's wrong buying 2 family size pizza for that price?
>>59127754
Seriously tho I don't mind a parliament either
I can't into link now
>>59127708
Idk. Havent tried it myself.
Apparently Epic Meal Time is running out of ideas that they decided to do this.
At least it's not the cheese top burger.
will Philippines now get free reign on white women? Duterte will be first this time im sure
>rigged
>try hard flip conservative
>>59127810
what happened to this meme burger
>>59125062
You stole my greentext
>>59127800
You don't have to. I don't want to waste your time on that bullshit.
http://interaksyon.com/article/127555/duterte-plans-to-push-federalism-vision
>>59127885
>/asean/ muslim
>shout allah ackbar
>didnt blow himself up or stab anyone
>western asian muslim
>shout allah ackbar
>kill people
What is wrong with western asian muslims?
>>59127831
>muh computer voting can't be rigged
stop pretending to be retarded or kill yourself
http://infograpix.blogspot.com/2016/05/shocking-worldbank-secret-loan-to.html
What the fuck PNoy
>>59127955
Less anime
>>59128008
me
>>59126905
They message any man with white dick for visa
>>59127955
>pinoy muslims
>behead whites
Less sex tourists is good tho
>>59128078
ya that's a good point
our muslims are doing it for a good cause while western asian muslim do it randomly
>>59127955
Saudi Arabia and Iran
No more Daank Matuweed?
>>59128169
Go away LP shill who will be out of job on July
>>59128169
>Duterte's never heard of the Prohibition
>>59127168
>>59127264
Why's that part of the country taking so long to count the votes?
>>59128169
We got the same regulations here.
No sale of alcohol in stores aftet 8pm(6pm on Saturdays). Nothing prevent you from drinking it after that time though.
Also, pubs cans serve alcohol up to 12 or 1am
>>59128169
>>59128248
(You)
Bias ka you stupid shit.
>Duterte planned to replicate the city ordinance here that prohibits the sale of alcoholic beverages from 1 a.m.
>The reason he has this liquor ban (in Davao) is because we have to work the next day, all the (restaurant) staff have to work, as well as the customers
>High-end Davao hotels are exempt from the liquor ban, he said.
