CHYNA edition
every american in this thread is a chicano
First for fuck Yuros
>>59123018
make me.
Or something
>>59123018
mmmm yeah big boi
I love it when you slap my ass with your gut when we fuck
>>59123028
*makes you*
What burger are you eating ameriburgers
>>59123009
source
>>59123028
>>59123031
GET OUT
REEEEEE
Wants to rape a Finn for some reason. Annoys the hell out of me but I do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz-DJr1Qs54
>>59123045
all of them
>>59123052
I go where I want tough guy
>>59123052
But I assimilate
>tfw no one to cuddle with
>>59123064
can't rape the willing
I like chubby daddies
>>59123100
That's pretty gay, dude
are either of those Finnish folk?
>>59123100
where are you fucking machine webms
we literally lost the cold war.
How does it feel?
>>59123100
send jewesses pls, merchant san
>>59123119
>look ahaha i pretend to have foot fetish on 4chan im so dark and edgy ahaha im a total weirdo lmaaaaoo xDDDDD
gf's great uncle was a union politician back in the civil war
should i end it with her? i can't stomach knowing i'm sticking my dick into such deep rooted yank ancestry
>>59123113
I'm not chubby, I'm fairly fit since I have to work out and run a lot now
Damn I'm not even gay and I'd fuck a Finnish dude, anybody else feel that way here?
>>59123144
but we still exist whereas the USSR does not exist
>>59123144
in literally no way did we lose
>>59123144
how
>>59123138
Which ones
>>59123148
who are you quoting?
>>59123169
you literally say that but no measure to halt moral decay has been successful in 20 years
commies literally went for the hail mary, their ideology is winning big time
>>59123194
I'm being you you faggot
>>59123194
>sexy feet
oxymoron
>>59123200
yeah dude something like that
great feeling knowing we won the Trudeau-Trump war of 2021 haha
>>59123200
protip: USSR had no love for race mixing and importing shitskins and whatever other meme you're thinking of.
>>59123210
>>59123221
t. homosexuals
>>59123200
are you from bizarro earth?
>>59123228
with Trudeau at the helm right now Canada may be at its weakest in 100 years
I can't imagine how much of a siss opposition we'd face
>>59123194
That is a man
>>59123269
American annexation soon
>>59123255
Bye.
>>59123282
it's not.
The internet marks the end of the human race and is the most antisocial invention in the history of mankind
>>59123285
If we annex Canadad we have to annex Bahamas and Greenland too desu
>>59123303
I already asked /carib/ and they were cool with it
>>59123293
>>59123317
United North American Federated States when
>>59123255
>sexy latina
oxymoron
>>59122980
ANIME
Why does the US still even have Puerto Rico? The economy there is really bad plus it's costing the US a lot of money to keep it afloat
>>59123074
>>59123077
Why are people that hate America posting in a thread where most of the posters are Americans?
>>59123376
Because we support unity no matter the cost
>>59123376
puerto rico SUCKS
reasons:
>people are disgusting ugly brown gremlins
>speak spanish
>poor
>have massive debt that they can't pay
>even dumber than Mississippi
>zika virus
>too hot and humid
>too far away
>>59123376
I'd assume they kept it because it's close to Cuba so it was a good place to have military installations on.
>who here /lostalltheirfriends/
>>59123438
i can't lose what i never had ;-)
>>59123438
You still have us, papa E>
>>59123460
I'll be your friend.. :)
this is gonna be a fun movie
what are chicanos? Is it those blad kinda chubby/fat mexicans with short stubby goatees that have a lot of tattoos that are probably in gangs that live in Los Angeles?
>>59123438
there's a neil for that feel
https://youtu.be/EuAFHPgwD40
>>59123479
disgusting scum who move into the country and form gangs while pretending to be mexicans
>>59123479
american-born people with mexican parents
>>59123479
>chubby/fat mexicans with short stubby goatees
that's all mexicans. chicano just means a mexican who was born in the usa. it's a weird little term for the ugly gremlins in mexico proper to feel superior to the ugly gremlins who illegally crossed our border.
>>59123479
Me desu, cept I'm pretty cute
>>59123479
>what are chicanos?
Probably 50% of the americans who post here.
>>59123525
>that's all mexicans
But I`m not fat and I`m 180 cm.
>>59123525
t. chicano
Y'all should join the marines. It turned my shitty life around.
>>59123616
It's my last resort (normal Dutch army, of course)
>>59123616
t. marine draft board
>>59123479
American born individual with Mexican parents.. I am one
CHI
>>59123616
Every time I see marines they are musclehead skip leg day MURICA types. Don't think I'd fit in very much.
>>59123655
every time i see a marine they're fat and balding
>>59123616
t. marine draft board
>>59123604
my old mexican neighbors unironically use to listen to this on full blast outside so the entire neighbor hood would hear it
>>59123627
Why are you here? Did you finally realize Americans aren't such bad people?
>>59123604
lmao saved frent
>>59123479
mexican-"americans" that assimilate poorly, ie +80%.
what did u guys do 2day ?
>>59123155
holy fucking shit m8
>>59123712
nothing
just like every day
>>59123700
What are you talking about?
Just ate half of a baguette and a bunch of chips, going to have a lot of poo posts tomorrow
Is getting drunk on a monday haram?
>>59123725
What?
>>59123747
Yes.
t. Islam Pro
>>59123754
kys beaner spic
>>59123712
nothing at all because it was cold and it's been snowing all day with heavy winds
>>59123708
>mexican immigrants are mexican-"americans"
>i'm an "irish"-american according to /int/ even though i refuse to consider myself american and amn't an american citizen
for fucks sake
>>59123712
Finally getting my 1.1K dollarinos of scholarship after two fucking years.
>>59123655
You don't have to be any stereotypes or anything. Obviously you better love your country if you're signing up for something like this and unfortunately I doubt that's the case for many. Seriously though if you're a NEET who thinks you have no future then I'd highly recommend it, you might be surprised to see the things you're capable of.
>>59123747
Who cares? Do it anyway.
>>59123766
well....too bad I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBPWANVwbZw
>>59123712
GET sick
>>59123768
I'm white
>>59123712
went to school
did nothing
came home
took a 3 hour nap
woke then ate some chicken wings
did nothing for like two hours
went to the backyard and played with my cats
and now i'm here
$1300 income tax return
>>59123800
>white
get the fuck out you are not white
>>59123731
Yuros literally never shut up about how much they hate The US and Americans
>>59123778
I've been thinking about the USMC or the Navy honestly. Though I was thinking maybe I can go finish my bachelors and go to officer candidate school. I won't lie though its tempting to just put off college now and enlist
>>59123823
Yah I amm
>>59123771
that's because you're arguably white. our majority (as of now), is white. hence, assimilation is more natural.
Just held 8 ours of poop in my body, the mystery lies in the fact that I just released it all, heard a plop but did not witness any fecal remains in the toilet, there wan't any shit to wipe off too.
Remember: walls solve a lot of problems
>>59123866
>irish
>white
if any /int/ memesters met me irl ye'd agree im definitely not american
>>59123848
Become an Oh Three and tag along with me.
>>59123877
Gas chambers do it too.
>>59122980
deport all foot fetishists
>>59123897
don't do that
I did that when drunk and embarrassed myself; you'll only do the same bud
just don't
>>59123897
(you)
>>59123897
tee hee
>>59123923
>>59123897
Hello, yes. I am girl
>>59123864
>Want's to get fucked by a fin
So, I can only see 2 possibilities for you
Either you are a woman
Or you are gay, which automatically would make you a non-white
>>59123897
Why not just reply to my post
>>59123848
Try for OCS. Both are great options, though that's the better one.
>>59123771
when Trump gets into office we're going to deport you to Mexico you fucking communist
>>59123943
don't do what this guy says
Officers are fags, be an 03xx and come wit home to the mountains and deserts of Afghanistan
>>59123949
good then ill have an excuse to go home
i mean if being deported to mexico isnt an excuse to leave a continent what is?
guys i think she replied to me what do i say to her
>>59123983
"i do big cums every night thinking of you"
>I can never go back to the emerald isle of Somalia
What did he mean by this?
>>59123940
>Mohr
Was ist das? Kein Wort in meinem Wörterbuch.
>>59123983
"pls b my gf"
>>59124052
ich glaub es ist ein familienname
Give us a drink. And give some to those Irish hoodlums down there.
>>59124052
sound like moor
Any skaters here?
>>59123891
No they don't
>>59124111
>2016
>skater
lmao my dude
Goodnight you filthy sons of bitches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiwPzHJ-Pic
>>59124111
you have to be 18 or older to post on 4chan
>>59124085
>>59124002
those don't really workkkk
>Any skaters here?
>>59124103
That's what I thought, wasn't sure
>>59124052
old German word for negro
>>59123983
"Y-you too"
Works every time
>>59124111
Checked
Also, do people still skate? It seems like the big hype here are longboards, among those longhaired potsmoking hippies who wear super large tank tops and go on snowboarding trips in Alberta during summer
>>59124111
Think I've mentioned it on here but have not done it in a long time because I got a bike and it was quicker to move around campus that way, that and my board broke
>>59124052
>>59124164
and yes I noticed what you mean
>>59124168
Snowboarding and long boarding is all the stoner crowd seems to do now
>>59124161
>>59123983
tell her your coming to snatch the punani
works in the pub every time
>>59124137
goodnight senpai
i HATE america now
who /vape/ here
>>59124197
She will just say "Well I'm sorry to hear that..."
Kitty
>>59124188
Yeah, the snowboarding crow is quite annoying. Also people my age are now buying stupid 16k$ snowmobiles now.
>literally paying this much for a snowmobile
>snowmobiles break down all the fucking time and you use them 7 months a year
Fuck people man
>>59124213
shit
>>59124217
weird seeing a jew post in /cum/ and it not be robot porn
>>59124219
They would probably do the same here if we had the terrain for it
>>59124213
unironically worse than dude farts
>>59124209
Maybe
>>59124222
>>59124229
ew women are gross
>>59124217
nice kitty jewlad
something crazy will happen in 7 posts after mine
1
>>59122980
how do i become a part of this thread? i want to join
>>59124256
I know
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life
why are things so bad?
>>59123282
satan come home
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int#General
>>59124224
>>59124249
>>59124276
Change the filename, faggot. An AK74 is not a machinegun.
look at this photograph
everytime i do it makes me laugh
>>59124295
>>59124288
I just saved it off google you autistic dike nigger, hop off my nuts
>>59124288
You're right flying netherlander, it's an assault rifle
Thanks for clearing that up for us, dad
Buenas tardes familia...
>>59124288
Whoa. what a madman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijB8iDWcy88
>>59124306
it bothers me a lot and i would appreciate it if you would change it right now.
>>59124332
Ok fine, how about this?
>>59124358
Thanks
>>59123376
let me tell you a secret that noone is gonna tell ya but me.
its because we would have to change all the american flags in america and we dont want to do that. BAM! MINDFREAK!!!!
>>59124295
my tumblr sister wont shut up about this crap fuck off
>>59124326
Good stuff, would grope the ass of waitress pouring my beer while slapping my knee to the beat
>>59124384
will your sister date me?
>>59124384
>tumblr sister
My sister supports Trump, I wonder if she uses /pol/
>>59124374
You think you're funny, don't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG1PvQHCTPI
>>59124413
that pepe is REALLY smug looking
>>59124412
Pawpawwww <3
>>59124326
I drove down monument 2day, always so satisfying to see Lee and the gang watching over Virginia still
>>59123897
I'm a girl and I'm not autistic
>>59124450
eh?
>>59123155
Feel the same
even in the moving pictures, I still cant escape the presence of worst girl
literally too nervous to reply to girls on 4chan
what is wrong with me
>>59124508
THIS
>>59124536
PEPE
>>59124541
MADE
>>59124450
I would like to eat some pawpaws. Goddamned medicine woman in town always harvests them before I can harvest them.
One day I will taste the sweet flesh of the Americas. One day.
FUCK he got out AGAIN
Quick somebody help me catch him, he went that way!
fucking nerds
>>59124550
FUCKING SHITNIGGER
>>59124456
I don't have a problem with the dixie flag but confederates should not have monuments in the United States. Virginia is rich with history and presidents. Washington, Monroe, Jefferson, Madison, etc. There is no need to have confederates. ffs Give me liberty of give me death from Patrick Henry was just down the road.
Name a board with more amusing and autistic memes than /tv/, pro tip: Impossible task
>>59124554
aw shit he's gonna get in the catalog
>>59124577
It is kind of weird that the US government was okay with them tbqh. Like, where else would that ever happen?
>you will never be a ruggedly handsome outlaw like Merle Haggard
just fuck my shit up
>>59124579
/r9k/ but unintentionally
/pol/
>>59124579
/int/?
>>59124606
>I will never have black hair and piercing blue eyes
truly hell
>>59124606
>merle
RIP
>>59124599
when we started blowing shit up the government forced the rest of canada to learn french
>>59124642
https://youtu.be/f7pOsOx-gto
>>59124617
Old /r9k/ maybe, but not anymore. /pol/ is also a good contender but racist memes happen on all boards they dont have anything too unique
>>59124621
As much as I love this board I hardly find it funny anymore
>>59123438
I just kind of faded out with all my friends after two years of university. 3 of my closest friends dropped out after 1 year due to too much weed and another who was a year behind us only made it 3 semesters before doing the same. Two of our remaining original group never even went to college.
Now every time I get in contact with them all they ever want to do is play videogames or smoke and that just hasnt appealed to me since highschool. I still hang out with them occasionally but really its just so unenjoyable that im starting to want to avoid them. I feel bad but at the same time its more sadness that they changed so much since we were introduced to weed
>>59124577
Yes we're rich with history, the civil war can't be left out of that either. This was the capital of the confederacy, win or lose they're historical figures. Lee especially belongs because of his commitment to Virginia. Throwing up union general statues would be a travesty, they cut ties with the commonwealth. Virginia was USA, CSA, and USA again. Can't leave out the CSA part
http://www.maplematch.com/
Guys.....
seolhyun
>>59124735
>>59124735
>make dating great again
nice
>>59124731
You have a statue of Jefferson Davis, but not one of George Washington.
Minnesota
>>59124735
>canada invaded with even more thinskinned liberals
>>59124735
Oh god
>>59124775
Yes we do. It's on monument avenue along with the confederates.
>>59124775
Uhh yes we do. we love Washington just as much as we love Lee. Thomas Jefferson is probably the most loved of them all if you asked a Virginian.
>>59124735
the concept of people leaving the country over a president is so fucking stupid. especially in America where the president has fuck all for power. and stays in power for only 4-8 years
>>59124735
wew.
I'd like to swap my citizenship with any of them.
>>59124858
lets swap breh
>tfw no pet Finn
>>59124868
I don't think it's legal though :^|
We need official exchange programms.
>>59124858
you can swap citizenship with my wife's son, he's a real germanboo
>>59124879
Gay
>>59124900
Let's get married then
>>59124906
How?
It's not gay if you don't consider it to be homo
>>59124914
I always laugh at this cause Georgians today hate Atlanta.
>>59124914
Was Sherman really a ginger?
>>59124915
Okay, I can cook, but I won't sleep with you if you're male.
>>59124924
>It's not gay if you don't consider it to be homo
homosexuals should be fucking gassed if you want my honest god damn opinion
>>59124960
Ok that's fine. I just need EU citizenship
>>59124967
Well it's not really, gay insist what you call yourself, but if you have straight sex with a male as another male you can still be just a straight I'd say
>>59124735
Does this work the other way around too? Like, can I get US citizenship if I just marry some random person from the states?
>>59124775
We do, all Virginians get the same respect. Davis obviously had lots of ties to Richmond being the president so he gets a pass. I think it's fucking neat living in one of the oldest settled states and an original member of the 13 colonies who was also a member of the CSA.
>>59124999
>straight sex with a male as another male
>>59124988
What place do you want to go? And why would you leave america?
>>59124999
>if you have straight sex with a male as another male you can still be just a straight I'd say
You would say that wouldnt you?
BEFORE THAT MOMENT YOU TOUCHED MY LIPS
THAT PERFECT FEELING WHEN TIME JUST SLIPS
AWAY BETWEEN US ON OUR FOGGY TRIP
>>59125007
Yes. In fact, some people have been saying that they'll marry their illegal immigrant friends (straight and gay weddings) so they won't get deported if Trump wins.
>>59124983
What about lesbians
>>59125034
YOU ARE LIKE A HURRICANE
THERE'S CALM IN YOUR EYE
>>59125031
Wanna live in Austria desu. Nice nature, history, architecture, culture, language, people.
>>59125029
>>59125033
Well I mean I am just saying that it does make sense because it is just a thought process and if you born straight the having a sexual intercourse encounter with some guy doesn't have to be gay at all especially if you are the top guy or the dominant guy, either way no big deal I'd say probably
>>59125082
>>59125082
I know who you are and I know you're trolling like always
>>59125115
Sorry :-D
>>59125133
WHY ARE YOUR EYES SO SMALL WHAT THE FUCK