>>59115718
Because;

1. Not many swiss girls in burgerland

2. You don't have much to bring to the table

3. Last but not least, who wants to date a burgerland who posts tfw on a taiwanese gum manufacturing plasterboard?

I wanna fuck widowmaker

Mercy is the shitty attempt to give a shitty FPS-moba depth.
She's useless, her handgun is a joke-gimmick and her revive skill just gives bonus kills to enemies.

I pitty you for paying 60$ for a shitty f2p-tier TF2 clone.

Swiss girls are either descendents of German or Albanian diaspora, so you might as well try your luck there.

>>59117193
>Albanians

they are incredibly unfriendly

>>59117221
Yeah, but you wouldn't believe the things Albanians do for the prospect of bagging a Western spouse, even if they're second generation or more.

>>59117256
I knew this Albanian girl and she was the foulest most unlikeable narcissistic cunt imaginable, they are a culturally flawed people

>>59117150
I haven't played TF2 since the engineer update but I remember it being more fun than I'm having with Overwatch. There's no way this stays at $40, it'll be free to play in a couple months.

>>59117382
widowmaker ass cosmetic coming soon

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>no swiss tennis playing gf

can someone end me already?

>>59117382

>play overwatch
>wallhack ult
>log off

http://youtube.com/watch?v=e52W2zqOa3o

Idk if Mercy is cuter than Tracer

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>>59117761
>grind/pay to unlock VOICE LINES
wew
just wew
Every time I think blizz couldn't get any more jewish, they always find a way to surprise me. At this point I'm not even disgusted anymore, I'm impressed.