>Want to move out and become self-sufficient adult
>Too scared because im used to suckling on mommy's titties and her doing all the chores
Anyone know feel? How do people move out of their parents' house in your country?
it's much easier than you'd imagine
>>59105784
Suicide is always an option
>>59106790
Teach me bby
HELP
>>59105784
You're the /int/ gf spammer
you get a real job
start talking to people
eventually this will make you want to socialize (unless you live in germany or some other shithole where people dont actually want to talk)
then you'll realize you need your own space
you move out
it's settled
>>59111499
>Germany
>shithole
wew lad
>>59105784
i know this feel m8
probably i don't want to grow up but life goes on
i don't know
>>59105784
chores are easy, it just waste a lot of your time which you can spend on productive hobbies or waste them all on 4chan like we are doing now.
>>59111538
Bavaria is great but the food was terrible.
lmao no who the hell worries about that, just sweep/vacuum and leave everything where it is. It's insanely easy when you're only taking care of yourself
>>59111499
I don't know how to relate to people anymore.
I've been a NEET for so long and I have no social skills, I literally haven't showered for over two months.
>>59111619
>>59111739
I don't even know how to make food other than chicken tendies unironically
>>59111931
I'm the same as you, I had a trial by fire and learned to cook out on my own, it's pretty fun actually.
>>59111995
Sometimes I want to turn on the oven and shove my head in there and close my eyes
>>59111931
>go online
>look up food that looks tasty
>find recipe for it
>buy ingredients
>follow recipe
>make good food
it's really not that hard
>>59111499
>shithole where people dont actually want to talk
delet this
>>59112026
just fucking talk to someone you fucking pussy
>>59112178
>just fucking talk to someone you fucking pussy
I tried and they laughed at me and made me cry. Never again
>>59112243
then you honestly might as well just resign from life and grab a helium tank
you are a man that was born perfectly healthy, and through your own hobbies and interests, you have molded into a pathetic excuse for a human being, that cant even make food for himself, let alone, pay bills, clean your own home, talk to neighbours, etc.
please remove yourself from the earth, I really shouldn't have to pay for you to exist.
>>59112243
Go to gym and talk to the trainer m8. pay him and hell help u to do work outs and then u have self esteem
self esteem = more openess which means you will talk to people. Also y do u care so much just stop caring and love yourself first and people will come to you
I have a feeling this is just fishing for human interaction there a lot of people in canada who are like this literally so fucking autistic that they dont realise they have so much options but never take any of them.
>>59112243
also m8 u need people to stand on and feel good about your self. realise that you are better than some people and take advantage of that. You have so fucking much just LEAVE THE FUCKING HOUSE YOU NIGGER FAGGOT. Exercise is NECESSARY not a fucking hobby it is NECESSARY.
Do you have any health problems??
>>59113154
Man i tried lifting, I think i have low testosterone or some shit.
Probably didn't help that I have to eat the shitty food my parents buy so I can never get enough macros to actually make gains. -- It's kind of the main reason I want to move out
>>59112962
Don't bully me
>please remove yourself from the earth, I really shouldn't have to pay for you to exist.
I don't use any public services anyway
>>59113248
I have a gym membership but I just stopped going, I got discouraged when I noticed I'm weaker than most of the girls there and no matter what I do i can't get strong
I think i might just end it all, I guess I just wasn't cut out for life
Bump cmom guys
please
>>59105784
I've moved out when I was 18 and now I'm 22 and renting my own apartment and I'm still a NEET on disability welfare
>>59105784
Enlist in millitary.your NCOs will be your new dad.
>>59115982
I am almost legally blind, i have mental illness and ive been admitted to the hospital for suicidal ideation before
>>59105784
iktf
always when i see a good apartment for sale im always too stressed to make an offer and then one day its gone.
>>59115696
autism?
>>59116425
kys for being an inferior specimen
>30 years old
>cant afford to rent out a place here in SF
>had terrible experience with the last 3 roommates so I live at home
>parents give my room to relatives visiting
>have to sleep in the floor in my parents room
Im done living.
I do most of the chores on my house since I'm 16, lad. It's not that difficult
>>59116681
Sometimes i really want to
>>59116708
start with baby steps, learn to do chores from your mommy, learn to cook on your own simple foods, learn to manage finances, if possible get a job so you can learn how to deal with other people and make money
>>59105784
>be me, 23yo, shitty job etc
>finally find a gf
>obviously we fug
>she gets pregnant even though we used condoms
>have to take responsibility now and become a self-sufficient adult
ahahaha been nice knowing you lads
>>59116750
My family bullies me. I cant do anything, i think i just need a new stsrt but i dont know how
>>59116763
>getting pregnant even with condoms
It's jamal's m8
>>59116776
run away then
beg for money while looking for a job
use public bathrooms for shit and stuff
go to soup kitchens to survive
>>59116763
abord bby :DDDD
>>59116808
Should I just kill them?
>>59116844
wait a month so they don't link the murder to me
I don't want to be liable but I'm giving you my permission
>>59116862
No but forreal, i think im just going to steal a bunch of shit i need from the house and then leave
It's going to be hard but it needs to be done i think
>>59116941
if you gather enough cash you can afford a cheap apartment as a base while you look for a job m8
>>59116977
Should i try mugging normies with a knife and then selling their phones?
>>59117044
i would avoid things that would get you thrown in jail
if youre young (18-27) and single, and can live with your parents why would you want to move out? so you can smoke a joint alone? its not like you need a place to fuck with your gf every night
brb spending unnecessary money just to 'feel like an adult'
brb doing everything on your own instead of getting home and eating that warm delicious mommy food
brb brb
>>59116941
>>59117044
save 2 month's worth of rent, find a tiny studio.
>>59116763
>she gets pregnant even though we used condoms
What?
>>59117114
Because it sucks to live with your parents, thry bully you(like mine) or you hate where you/low employment opportunities maybe?
>>59117142
desu ill do this
>>59117180
then save more for a futon bed. and save more on top of that for food and utilities.
try not to kill yourself with the ongoing worry over having to pay for next month's bills.
>>59117294
I wish there was some sort of guide on this shit
>>59116683
Oh man. What the fuck.
>>59117729
http://www.wikihow.com/Move-Out-of-Home-Into-Your-First-Apartment
http://time.com/money/3980289/millennial-moving-out/
>>59118224
thanks senpai
When I moved out I regretted it exactly after 2 days.
Had to tidy the rooms by myself, wash the dishes, hang laundry, wake up early by myself (almost impossible 2bh), take out the trash, cook food and try to keep in touch with everybody in my home town.
