>I'm 72 Years old.
>never had a girlfriend
>tfw going to die a virgin
Pay some young slut to be your gf you old greedy prick.
>>59104211
I wish i was australian to connect the 72 years with being virgin and something muslim related but my bantz is weak :(
post arms with timestamp
>>59104211
Proof it fagget
Fucking baby boomers
you had everything growing up, everything
>>59104211
you know how they sometimes write "ages 0-99" on toy boxes? well this board is 0-60, now git out.
>>59104309
Never EVER think about involving Islam in your jokes again.
>>59104211
Me in 48 years.
Though I hope I die way before I reach 72.
>>59104418
t. Muhammad bin Muhammad ibn Muhammad
>>59104418
t. Muhammad
>>59104418
>>59104418
>diaspora is triggered
>>59104418
Mohammed was a fag desu
>>59104418
AliBaba my son
>>59104418
t. Muhammad
>>59104418
Next terrorist attack will be in in the Netherlands confirmed
>>59104211
Presuming you're legit, I didn't think people born in 1944 browsed this site.
>>59104418
Islam is a joke. Allah is the devil and mohammed (piss be upon him) is the whore of satan
>mom is now asking me if I think random girls are cute
>i will probably kill myself at half OP's age
>>59104211
>72 years old
>Hasnt even thought about fucking himself once
You can take your own virginity
Hello, me in 2066
>>59104418
Muhammad was a false prophet. Have you ever heard of a warlord that also was prophet? No, me neither.
>>59104830
I always think this is Kramer. I learned who it actually was once, but I forgot and I'm back to thinking it's Kramer
>>59104820
>after two girls walks past us
>so, anon, do you have a girlfriend?
>>59104999
nice digits
i don't know who it is either lol
probably some obscure actor
>>59104820
She's secretly suspecting that you're gay
>>59104418
>>59104418
>>59104999
>>59105111
get out holy shit
>>59104944
>warlord
i don't think you know what this word means
>like OP is really 72
Y'all be trolled good.
>>59105188
>A warlord is a leader able to exercise military, economic, and political control over a subnational territory within a sovereign state due to his or her ability to mobilize armed forces loyal to the warlord.
Are you now gonna tell me Muhammad doesn't fit this description?
>>59105188
>sweden
>defening mohammed the pedo
oh come on
>>59105232
of course he isn't
i'd say at least 60% of people here lie about themselves for their threads, who cares just play along
>travelling abroad
>see if you get any swiss gf! hahahaha
>try to get some portuguese gf anon ahaha...
>>59105272
sweden blown the fuck out again what's even the matter with them
>>59105398
hey Ausbro
>>59105295
There was a Canadian guy once who claimed to be 73 and sounded fairly believable in his accounts of his life, but he didn't post any timestamp or anything, so...
>>59104418
t. muhammet ali-baba
>>59104944
While Johan agrees, he must point out that the title of prophet can be taken by anyone.
The pedophile called himself a prophet and so he was a prophet. What differs him from Jesus is that he had an army and so he could make a more rapid expansion of islam and make less compensations
>>59105188
Johan tycker att Ahmed ska hålla käft
>>59105729
Jesus was not a prophet, but God himself.
Moses, Abraham etc. was prophets, and while they killed, they didn't mass slaughter people.
Also, please refrain from naming those very intelligent animals anything related to pisslam.
>>59105960
May Johan ask what qualifies as a prophet?
Johan does not defend the infidels, but he finds the term "prophecy" bit obscured
>>59106234
God communicate in one way or another through/to prophets
>>59104370
RARE
How do you guys even have internet?
>>59106388
Because we're cucked to pay for it.
>>59106388
I've seen that guy before. Nothing new.
>>59104418
>>59106419
Denmark's annual aid is 650 million DKK
>>59106372
Are you christian? Johans take on religions is that one guy says something and another guy belives him. The pedophile dude claimed that god spoke to him and poeple belived him.
If we assume god is dead, shouldn't any dude claiming to be prophet be prophet as long as people belives him (in that religion, regardless of "persuasion" method)?
>>59104418
t. Muhamad ibn Al-Bagdadi
>>59106660
Plus the police force, military defence, various culture stuff (donation) and probably more that I've forgotten.
Also, I'm pretty sure we paid for the cables being laid in the ground and sea.
>>59106724
I'm culturally Christian. Religion is man made to, as you pointed out, control other people. But in the end Christianity provides good children stories that has a great positive effect on children
>>59104418
WATCH OUT NETHERLANDS NEXT IS YOU
>>59106973
im genderly woman
>>59106873
Don't get me wrong, I'm a unionist, but most Danes I've met think the aid is 6 billion DKK. As Danish citizens we also get student grants abroad and the Danish government pays for our master's degrees (the Faroese government pays for our bachelor's).
>>59107086
Must suck to live in a Muslim country then.
>>59107086
Good for anon
>>59106973
>Religion is man made to, as you pointed out, control other people
>implications that this is necessarily a negative
>implying the average person doesn't need religion to prevent him from being a degenerate
It works like this. Most degenerate behaviors carry objectively negative consequences for one's health and mental well-being. The thing is, the average illiterate Neanderthal doesn't quite understand the scientific or medical reasons why he shouldn't inhale white powder or have sex with a dude's butt, but he sure will restrain from those things if you tell him that a magic sky man is going to zap him down to eternal torment for it.
>>59107117
Are we that obnoxious? 650 mil isn't that much, I think Greenland gets over twice of that. But we expect to get some back as soon as they start drilling for minerals.
>>59106973
You had the privilege of growing up in a secular society. Christianity is total and utter cancer when people actually believe it unironically. Christianity poisons everything. We have been debating homosexual issues here for 20 years and Sodom and Gomorrah gets brought up constantly in the parliament as if they were literal stories. Christianity in general is just a giant sklavenmoral.
>>59107241
Greenland gets 3.6 billion DKK
>>59107127
>Must suck to live
yes im prostitute
>>59107399
LYLIPOSTEDAMANINAFUNNYHAT
>>59107241
>650mil DKK
Isn't that like, nothing?
>>59107614
I'm not even gay. I just think it's unfortunate the age of enlightenment never reached the Faroes and we're unable to have a rational discussion.
>>59107298
Why are you not in Denmark yet, studying or working?
>>59107453
H-how much do y-you cost?
>>59107485
It's $100,000,000
>>59107753
I'm moving to the UK in October
>>59104211
Ascended level of suffering.
>>59107753
So, exactly 2000$ every year per faroese
>>59107298
>>59107753
And 64000$ per people in Groenland
>>59107919
The people there work like in any other nation. And we pay them the same welfare as Danes here gets, because they're Danish citizens. Plus their police expenses and more.
>>59108025
They're not like the Faroes, they got massive social issues.
>>59104607
How can he be a fag if he was a pedo ?
