How to live a life of no gf without tfw
Step 1) Watch a Slice of life Anime
Step 2) Pick a grill from the Anime as your Waifu
Step 3) Devout your laifu for your waifu and let the 3D gtfo
Just by doing the steps above you'll live a satisfying life without having to worry about the slags that we call women
Your waifu don't kiss and hug while my 3D girl do
>>59099708
you are disgusting
>>59099804
>t. beta-male
>>59099708
>kiss
Is objective
>Hug/Skinship
Whatisadaki.jpg
>fug
It's overrated you could easily purchase a slut or onahole your way out of this predicament
:DDDD
>>59100060
>It's overrated
The virgin knows it of course
https://youtu.be/wIl2-5f8NTo
Soon m80s
>>59099708
get a tulpa then
>>59099607
There are also sorts of handy little tips and tricks you can use to combat >tfw no gf, especially if you make it seem as if there's a girl living with you.
>put a hot water bottle inside your body pillow before bed so it feels like human warmth
>have ASMR best friend/boyfriend/taking care of you when you're sick experience on in the background and reply to it as if you're having a conversation
>write letters to yourself and post them (mail some first-class and some second-class and alternative the days you mail them so you can receive letters on as many days as possible)
>bake cookies when you're nearly blackout drunk and pretend your girlfriend made them for you when you wake up
>buy female clothes/accessories and sprinkle them around your house (hair clips and shower gels in the bathroom, underwear in your drawer or down the side of the bed, tampons in the kitchen cupboards
>use a voice synthesiser to change your voice into a girl's and record clips of you saying encouraging things, like "I love you", "you're the best", "you can do it!", etc.
It's all we can really do until realistic gynoids become affordable.
>>59099607
yeah, alright, until you don't realize that sol are about happy families
