South europe explained:
>Italy
The most successful south european country. Desire of women around the world, rich history, classy and great food
>Spain
Wannabe chads. They are by far the loudest southern europeans and the cockiest ones however, usually it's all talk. Really rich history but usually no one cares cause tourists only go to Spain for the beaches.
>Greece
The weirdest southern european country. They are borderline slavs, asians and western europeans... Despite the great classical history little is known besides that.
>Portugal
By far the saddest, quietest and most timid southern european country.
Isolated from everyone, people spend a lot of time thinking about life and how sad is their fate. It's a really beautiful country but very niche at the same time. In order to understand it's culture you gotta spend a lot of time around the regions otherwise it will seem just like a little Spain.
>>59093237
Portugal>Italy>Greece>Spain
From my experience
>>59093237
pretty spot on OP
>>59093237
I love Greece fuck moortugal.
>France
Became so great, and rose so high above the others they became too jealous to even acknowledge its existence
>>59093267
Your experience is shit like your life Canuck.
this poster is a north italian with serious mental issues using a proxy and roleplaying. I invite you all not to give him (you)s. Thank you
>>59093404
>>59093441
>>59093404
>>59093441
>This buttmad Greek again
>>59093423
Whats up north Algeria?
>>59093473
he is italian
>>59093267
You've been to all southern europe?
How long you stayed in those countries?
>>59093423
el berberANO obsesionado seniores, vaya picardia y yo sin upvotes
>>59093473
You are more butthurt when you call others butthurt.
>>59093466
I am a Greek
Spen>Moortugal>Grease>Shitaly
According to my own experiences.
>>59093520
Spic in English please.
>>59093423
I miss wiki warrior, the berber supremacist
I heard that traps in Italy are the best.
>>59093552
Are you a slavshitskin or worse that subhuman analbanian?
I visited Spain couple years ago, unfortunately it was during a week of great heatwave like 40+ degrees.
I remember stepping out of the airport and this heatwave striking me.
Then I went to Costa Brava to swim with the topless babes.
10/10 would visit again had a perfecto time.
>>59093404
>>59093441
>>59093481
>>59093537
Tu*k detected
>>59093520
>spain
>white
>spain
>relevant
>>59093579
el otomANO
>>59093552
your sister>your mum>your aunt>your wife
According to my own experiences :^D
>>59093585
I miss the German ovens where I could burn your people.
>>59093237
>Greece
>borderline slavs
lmao
>>59093636
he is italian
>>59093537
sure thing, Giuseppe
>>59093630
shitskin traitor
>>59093636
I am a Greek you latinigger.
>>59093237
>By far the saddest, quietest and most timid southern european country.
>Isolated from everyone, people spend a lot of time thinking about life and how sad is their fate. It's a really beautiful country but very niche at the same time.
>>59093620
Nah, a Mongol in exile.
My fondest memory of Shitaly has got to be that time I fucked a girl from Piacenza, she had huge tits.
But other than that, what's the point in going there again? The cuisine is way overrated, the heat kills me and the overly social / friendly demeanor comes across as fake to me.
>>59093689
you are not Greek you fucking turk fag go rape some goats
you don't even know a word in Greek
>>59093638
The muslim Greek empire had a huge potential.
>>59093689
We're germanic
>>59093667
I fucked the portumoors 2 much now they hate you. Didn't know that they are more butthurt than Slavs.
>>59093743
>We're germanic
>>59093679
My name has Greek origin.
>>59093715
2 much 2 read
>>59093515
I went between Portugal and Spain for two months because I went tree planting in Scotland then followed some friends there afterwards, and different times I went too italy for like two weeks to hangout with a buddy I met planting and like a few years ago I went to Greece for a week with my brother. I liked it all but Spain I had troubles in though. Two different ATMs I used were I guess being scammed. The equivalent of $2000 Canadian was withdrawn from Indonesia when I was in Barcelona.
>>59093715
>the overly social / friendly demeanor comes across as fake to me.
>Has Spain as favourite southern european country
I see a paradox here
>>59093722
oxi means no in greek
>>59093237
Lazy faggots with no future
>>59093743
And I came from Mars.
>>59093824
kys insane subhuman. Turn off that proxy and shoot your brains out
>>59093237
you have not explained the balkans.
>>59093940
slavshit subhuman
>>59093237
A Portuguese corrida looks nothing like a Spanish corrida.
Portuguese Fado doesn't sound like Spanish-Arabian-whatever it is what they sing.
Portuguese beer is drinkable compared to Spanish beer. But The Spanish offer Beer from all over the world. Portuguese should do that too!
Portuguese are unbelievably unqualified to run Tourist industrie. While Spain manages to offer a good time for people from all over Europe.
Portugal is the last shelter of the still existing Termplars. While Spain is governed by Opus Dei.
Portugal is completely deindustrialized and demilitarized and decolonized. Spain is not.
Portugal is friends with the UK. Spain is allways butthurt.
Portugal has juego do pau, Spain has Pelota.
Portugal is friends with Brazil . Spain has all of South and central Amerika except Brazil.
Portugal knows the place of Atlantis. Spain knows the place of Atlantropa.
Portugal had a cool guy like Salzar, while Spain was sporting a crazy criminal called Franco.
&c.
>>59093940
Yes,
My favourite /int/ poster. The czech that's always posting how he hates southern europe.
How are you?
>>59094035
Judging by this whole post it doesn't seem we are the ones butthurt
>>59094008
I don't need a proxy. Every place is Greek.
>This fucking Greek diaspora in Germany
>>59093656
Ehm, Portugal has supported Germany with Tungstain Ceramics. during WWII
>>59094035
>Portugal had a cool guy like Salzar
One of the reasons for us being so backwards is because of that faggot Salazar that wanted us to live like we were in the middle ages.
>>59093908
>The equivalent of $2000 Canadian was withdrawn from Indonesia when I was in Barcelona.
hahaha, that sucks, never heard of anyone having a problem like that but Barcelona is a tourist trap full of deliquency
>>59094015
Something that happens when Greece and Turkey make babies.
>>59094118
Yes Papadoglu you sure are Greek
>>59093940
>mfw there are people here who still don't know czechoslovakia does not exist anymore
>mfw some of them will probably never know
that is literally how irrelevant you are
>>59094049
It seems that there is at least one poster from the butthurt betl that hates us. I wonder why when we literally had zero relations with them.
What's up with Portugal's slav-tier depression/melancholy?
Even Brazilians are self hating as hell.
But I like how quiet and humble the culture is compared to Spain.
>>59094127
This is my planet Canuck.
>>59094138
Greece won two world wars, cowardtugal supprted Germanazi losers.
>>59094127
>>59094200
he is an italian psycopath using a proxy
>>59094163
The balkans have a really cool underground art scene. They are really honest with their work and aren't tainted by pretensiousism like in the rest of europe.
>>59094256
For real?
I thought that he was a shitposting turk desu
>>59094200
kurdish subhumans
>>59093537
Shoo shoo, T*rkroach
>>59094264
They are subhumans. Maybe worse than russians.
>>59094127
Greek diaspora in Germany is totally nice. They have the only alternative to Döner. Gyros Pita.
And they are usualy hardworking guys, that don't ask us to get stuff for free.
>>59094211
>What's up with Portugal's slav-tier depression/melancholy?
The atlantic climate, isolation, poverty and self-awareness. We are vey hard on ourselves.
Brazil inherited that trait from us but they are a melting pot of cultures so it became a clusterfuck of weirdness and paradoxes
>>59094317
>>59094362
t. Giuseppe
>>59094314
yes, in the italian general he pretends to be 5 or 6 different people and spends the whole day arguing with himself
>>59094314
>>59094326
I am a Greek
>>59094385
Whats up Papadopoulos?
>>59094314
klasikos tourkos einai
boards.4chan.org/int/thread/59059733/greece-improvement-general#p59064833
aplos pestou oti oi tourkoi einai ipanthropoi kai deston na ta pairnei
>>59094211
>But I like how quiet and humble the culture is compared to Spain.
Yes me too. I couldn't live in a country like Spain or Italy. I need quiet.
>>59094401
I am a Greek and I too played 5 or 6 different roles but it's not me.
>>59094211
We used to be relevant centuries ago, aren't anymore, and are keenly aware of it.
Because of this we have a deep inferiority complex towards "real" Europe (France, Italy, England, Germany).
>>59094530
sure thing miroslav
>>59094480
>>59094563
You're my favourite southern euros desu
>>59094148
He saved you from becomming places like Hungary or Romania.
Everything works better than Communism. And the ruling families of Portugal had to install Salazar to prevent your country from sliding from democracy into socialism.
Salazar kept you armed and he kept the economically successfull colonies.
Now a days you are digging your own graves again by supporting communist. And you could have easily asked the Slav countries of your size if they think that will play out well, before you do such a bad mouve
>>59093237
>Portugal
>By far the saddest, quietest and most timid southern european country.
Isolated from everyone, people spend a lot of time thinking about life and how sad is their fate. It's a really beautiful country but very niche at the same time. In order to understand it's culture you gotta spend a lot of time around the regions otherwise it will seem just like a little Spain.
Ok, now you made me want to live in Portugal
>>59094468
i rota ton gia tis genoktonies
>>59094563
At least you're comfy, a-aren't you?
Because trying really hard to seem relevant - to no avail - feels like shit, but i guess we're stupid like that.
>>59094230
Portugal supported both sides.
And the Greek way of winning is the worser than the German way of loosing.
So much for the competence of Greek leaders.
>>59094586
I know a croatshit with this name.
>>59093423
you complain about being called latin now you you're mad because you aren't in this thread
what the fuck
>>59094454
So now I'm a Portuguese-Spanish-Greek in Germany?
Also never forget to praise the Itallian Ice cafees! (if they aren't run by albanians)
>>59094200
this is why we should genocide them
>>59093715
so you're a neet who got scammed by a prostitute in piacenza and you're triggered because italians are normies and they insulted your autism
got it
>>59093237
>Isolated from everyone, people spend a lot of time thinking about life and how sad is their fate
UK-Portugal bros for life.
>>59094667
Well, you guys are way more relevant than us. You are basically the founders of the modern western thinking and culture.
But yes, over here it's very comfy... Pheraps "stagnated" would suit better but it's pretty comfy overall. Except for Lisbon and Algarve of course.
>>59094675
Greece fucked shitaly and got more land although they didn't want to join war. Ahahhahaha I know that Greex held you back and you attacked the slavshits in winter and lost.
Germs 0
Greece 2
I love Portugal.
>>59094760
I punched a portumoor in the face when I was a kid.
>>59094204
Your capital looks like african street market
Southern Italy is bulgaria tier
Northern Italy is full of shitskins and crimininals
Better be irrelavant than failed state like italy
>>59094814
We're doing ok I guess, but some people unironically think we're still hot shit.
>>59094842
I love Greece look at this flag. I didn't know Greece had the best flag.
>>59094211
They have a wierd inferiority complex and bath in their own sadness.
The call this "Saudade" and created a whole music genre around it Fado.
I predict. The day this thought , music genre and word is removed from Portuguese minds, they will take their destiny into their hands and finally rebuild their country and society.
>>59094798
>UK-Portugal bros for life.
You guys always took advantage of us and never really cared about us. That alliance is the biggest meme in Portugal history
>>59094920
Explosive shit
>>59094814
You're good guys, talkative, funny, kebab removal tier, have hot hearts and are kind of arrogant.
Too bad the second/third diaspora generation here is disgusting.
>>59094922
yeah
>>59094894
>mfw if czechs disappeared during the night, it would take the world about 30 years to realise it is gone because nobody is either going there or thinking about it
>>59094966
Literally, ever since you gave us the wonder known as döner.
>>59094868
You must be a Turk if you think anyone feels hurt just becasue you hit a christian.
We are all for our own.
>>59094966
At least we aren't greek/turk tier
>>59094953
Yes Greeks hate England too.
Fuck england and the moors
>>59095014
>my porn
>>59094953
Portugal pls.
>>59095023
Do you know that kebab is Greek?
>>59095055
Hi spanish friend.
>>59094934
>they will take their destiny into their hands and finally rebuild their country and society
I don't think that's gonna happen. People are just leaving the country. It's way easier than trying to fix what can't be fixed.
In the end, only old people and absolute low-lifes will remain in Portugal and one day the portuguese culture will finnally go extinct.
It's fate and it's life, there's no use in being angry about that
>>59095055
there's already enough to keep us wanking for decades 2bh
>>59095029
The pope has to kiss my orthodox ass.
>>59095104
Really???
>yfw turks got bullied so hard that they now pretend to be Greek just drive some of the hate and bullying away
wow that was kinda unexpected lol
This thread is like anonymous alcoholics meeting
>you are so great
>no, you are
>are we still relevant?
>of course
>we are so nice guys
E
WE WUZ ROMANS AND SHIT
>>59095045
oh no
>>59094953
That alliance is based on noble people Portuguese men loving noble Anglo-Saxon pussy! And UK loving Portuguese wine.
>>59095104
looks like someone missed the joke
>>59095157
Yes look at this even slavshit food shashlik was eaten in Greece 3700 years ago.
pugliese butthurt strikes again
>>59095104
The word is not. And it just means grilled meat on a skewer, I don't any country has a patent for that.
However the dôner kind was invented in Berlin.
But don't worry, people in Paris still call Algerians fucking up Turkish diaspora fast food "Greek" for some reason.
>>59095186
I am great.
>>59094920
Well, i've been to brittanny and i gotta admit that it's way better than anything i've ever seen.
It was like entering another dimension where everything was perfect. People are quiet but very kind, the scenery is beautiful (kinda the same of my region except there were no mountains) and it's filled with history and culture. Also, you can see that there is a future and something to look forward.
Here's a photo i took of Saint-Malo
>>59095014
Well, we kinda care for Czech. Evenmore so, do Austrians.
They are just like us. With a totally wierd language.
>>59095186
>being so jealous of south european masterrace
Your sister was well-paid for her services, she earned her 20 euros honestly, no need to be so upset
>>59095252
I just read about your antique, thank you for the information!
>>59094211
>Portuguese
>self-hating
Have you been taught nothing by our Portuguese immigrants that would eagerly spit on France, and feel proud for Portugal instead? Nah, some Portuguese, and mind you, I'm talking about those in France, have no humility at all. Typical arrogant immigrants.
>>59095311
>>59095252
https://desustorage.org/int/search/text/I%20am%20a%20Greek/
every single day 24h HAHAHAHA for the past month
you're one crazy turk lol
>>59095384
>Non educated portuguese living in France
Those people stoped being portuguese a long time ago. They are empty shells without culture, feeding solely on the mediatic culture
>>59095384
>froggy calling anyone else arrogant
oh la la
>>59095317
>Saint-Malo
Hey i got some ffamilly in the area.
But don't worry Portubro, I'm sure you have potential, plus never forget that as a European nation you're part of God's chosen people to rule this earth.
>>59095384
Lower class kebab tier. I know normal portuguese immigrant and they're worlds apart.
Same thing goes for all kinds of immigrants too, but the retard cunt will always ruin everything for everyone.
>>59095429
I just love Greece.
>>59095460
To be honest, I feel better about you phrasing that way what they are, because it feels awful that I bunch up all portuguese with the horrids immigrants we have.
But I swear Portugal, what the hell is up with your emigrants? They're sometimes even worse than muslims, with their Jersey-shore ways, and believe it or not, they think being portuguese is hot shit (no offense to you :3, but it really isn't).
The best Greece.
>Italy
brown mafia shithole
>Spain
brown siesta shithole
>Greece
brown bankrupt shithole
>Portugal
brown favela shithole
>>59093689
And he said you're a t*rk
He was right
>>59095590
you mean Yunnanistan?
i dont consider portugal a distinct culture
>>59095110
Might well be.
Btw.
Why are defeatists never successfull?
> People are just leaving the country. It's way easier than trying to fix what can't be fixed.
Leaving Portugal is one of the only usefull values that remained part of Portuguese culture. Man, go explore the world. Look for places that do better and copy them. King Henry called smart people from all over the world to Sagres and founded the basis for a successfull country.
What do you do today? Blaming the Germans and asking the communists to make the debt disappear and the socialwellfare and government jobs to grow....
Don't fuck it up, man.
>>59095464
It's fine to be arrogant when you've earned it.
In my book, Italians also can show themselves to be arrogant, unless it's to brag of their manners, or their military history.
And to be honest, you'd completely agree with me if you knew what those immigrants were. They're constantly thinking that their status endows them with special treatment, and they have no respect for the frenchies that basically built this country for them. You only say that because you've never been in a class with portuguese immigrants. Again, no offense to the whole of Portugal though.
>>59095686
do goys arr rook the same?
>>59095590
2 small
>>59095601
fuck your family
>>59095641
Western Turks are like us.
>>59095684
no, what it is?
>>59095464
he is not french m8
>>59095151
The pope does!
Orthodox and Catholics are united in poverty.
>>59095735
It means land of Ionians
>>59095686
jews are rats
>>59095725
no but portugal is part of spain rgrds of how strong they deny it
>>59095524
>but the retard cunt will always ruin everything for everyone.
Yeah and they're sadly those that are the loudest, so it's no wonder that I deem they to be representative of all the immigrants.
>>59095531
I think it's a great strategy, sooner or later you'll have all of /int/ against us.
Just keep it up couple more months.
>>59095766
Thanks!
>>59095722
>built this country for them
but i thought they were all brick layers :^)
>>59095726
>Western Turks are like us.
Hey, don't insult us.
>>59095760
Lil' faggot.
I am.
>>59095574
>being portuguese is hot shit
It actually is regarding the rich history. But as i stated, those people don't grow up in the portuguese culture and education. They just assimilate everything the media tells them and then it originates a clusterfuck.
The new portuguese immigrants are nothing like that since it's the college educated that are starting to go to France.
the trash usually goes to switzerland or luxemburg
This thread turned into a special kind of autism
>>59095763
Cahtolics fucked Eastern Rome and now hypocrites blame Turks.
>>59095384
What's that memes
Most guys with Portuguese last names I know are born in France and feel French before anything. They'll usually be proud enough of their origins but not in an asshole way
>>59095722
nah, looks like those portuguese immigrants are 100% french arrogant shitheads, you should be proud of this
>>59095801
Half of /int/ knows that he's a shitposting t*rk so don't worry
>>59095801
fuck /int/
>>59095812
Hah, fine for you to conjure that argument but to be fair:
a millenia of French people builting cities thought to be beautiful by the entire world > twenty years of Portuguese building ugly HLM for us, which are the greatest architectural monstrosities this country has ever seen
>>59095791
OY HOL UP
This board is really confused by Greece and doesn't know where to put them. Probably because they've been fed up with a lot of "muh cradle of the West" and "Eastern Europe is commie blocks, tracksuits and S.T.A.L.K.E.R." crap. Greece is basically the heart of Eastern Europe. Orthodox Slavic culture (script, religion, music, architecture, etc.) is all derived from early medieval Greek culture. Orthodox Slavs are second closest (after modern Greeks) to being Byzantine in character.
Also, a lot of what is considered Islamic influence onto modern Greek culture (like music, clothes and architecture) is actually originally Graeco-Roman influence onto the Islamic peoples, not the other way around.
>>59093743
>implying
>>59095726
>Western Turks are like us.
lol
You assiciate your self with a word that is a slur in Germany.
Are you propably just a bio-german with an amazing amount of leftist selfhate?
>>59095857
I didn't write Spaniards.
>>59095952
Yeah but they are just executing orders, someone would build them anyway
>>59095197
You can say whatever you want.
The ultimate truth is that your cunt is a bug. A little bug which could be crushed in 3 second by the hairy right french foot.
We built modern Europe.
We made USA, defeating the redcoats.
We're in UN council, we have the veto and already used it.
Your cunt is today the biggest bitch of Europe. Tomorrow I could get a 9/10 greek bitch just saying I'm french and I'd invite her in my home, only of she sucks my dick after I fucked her dirty and smelly hobo asshole.
Fucking roach, can't wait for my greek bitch, maybe 5 years from now. I prepar my wipes and my sextoys for this futur dirty cunt.
>>59095960
im not jewish btw
>>59095952
Well, they just do their work.
Not my fault if your engineers fuck it up
>>59095892
Turks are the ones that defeated Rome, who else to blame? The Fourth Crusade was excommunicated for sacking a Catholic city and attacked Constantinople after being talked into it by an actual Byzantine.
>>59093466
>File: Immagine11.png (1.44 MB, 1366x768)
Would, all of them.
Do you have moar? Google give me nothing.
>>59095998
>a slur in Germany.
fuck germany
i am a Greek
>>59096008
>using your own nationality to insult someone
lol
>>59095892
Exactly.
They wanted to see Constantinople cripple and die.
So they watched when the Turkes fired their big guns at the center original content creation of civilization and philosophy.
Such are Catholics.
>>59096027
Ah sorry then.
I hate calling non-jews jewish. It's a too heavy of an insult
>>59095966
This nigga knows what's up!
>>59096056
Those who robbed a rich man and made him to a cripple. All the Turk did was taking his clothes when he died.
Occitan mustard race here. Deliver us from those Inbreds, no culture, and nigger lovers that are northcucks.
Pic related, your average north french
>>59096074
Or a Turk...I mean..you said with your own words that you are just like them...
>>59095868
Portubro, don't you be fooled that I think being Portuguese is anything to be ashamed of us! I honestly admire portuguese history, but surely you must understand that I hate those arrogant cunts priding themselves in being portuguese diaspora, when it's the fucking French state that's been providing for their sorry asses since birth. I mean geez, be grateful at least once for french people's fucking taxes.
>They just assimilate everything the media tells them and then it originates a clusterfuck.
Probably the best way to put it. Another entertaining thing about them is that they also try so hard to be sandnigger-tier (all down to the clothing, hairstyle, dialect, etc...), like the media might be telling them. So why I hate them even more.
>>59096142
>Pic related, your average north french
You fucking failure. Just leave the cunt already, wouldn't be a big loss.
>>59096142
North frennchies best frenchies
>>59096142
*
>>59096214
Indeed. He's just a delusional lazy fuck.
>>59096142
Northcucks are in it for extinction
>>59096198
t. Mamadou al francia le graëllec
>>59096118
The canons were from catholic gyppos in hungary.
Lads I've been saving up for such a long time its about 2k euros and now this summer I want to visit one of my medbros cunts.
Can you help me decide lads.
Plus will my savings be enough to visit most of the important places in your country
Ty in advance se for bad Englando
>>59096142
>Tfw born in based Occitania from northern parents
Perfect, I get the sun and the green eyes
is portugal the japan of europe
>>59096045
True, but that wasn't really the point I meant to make. All I was striving to say is that them helping out French reconstruction for twenty years doesn't mean they're now entitled to leech off taxes.
But again, those are the worst cases. There's probably a whole other bunch of Portuguese immigrants I've met that I've never suspected were portuguese because they'd asimilated so well (though to be fair, it is quite easy to spot a portuguese here).
>>59096198
Your wife sons don't want to. He needs a place to go in vacations since he's living in a shit tier area
>>59096182
yes
>>59096189
It's just like all underclasses. They all want to be "gangsta" and "delinquent" and since kebabs call the shots on that matter they assimilate their ghetto culture
>>59096312
what a stupid shitskin
You can live like a king in Turkey with 2000 for a vacation.
>>59093237
el terroniANO
>>59096312
go to egypt and fuck hookers
>>59096323
You're also red as a lobster if you stay under the sun for too long.
>>59096362
I don't even mean to be meme-ing, but only Great-Britain can embody Japan:
>very imperialistic for the both of them
>beliefs that they're superior their continental kind
>much gayer than on the mainland (this has been proven for both countries, because both systems had single-gender schools for a long time that contributed to this)
>>59096370
Well, when i was in France no one would think i was Portuguese even when i spoke.
Sometimes they would mistake me for a eastern euro but that was it
>>59096282
Since mediteranean and romans are niggers/shitskins in denial...
Marseille, capitale du Maghreb, fucking shitskin.
>>59096379
I'm not retarded enough to go in this touristic trap, antipathic, rude and basically retarded, more than inbreds from nord pas de Calais.
serb here
would love to live in southern greece, southern spain or POORtugal
>>59096497
Japan in Europe* that is.
Hopefully, no british will deign step foot in this thread and fight me.
>>59096471
>Trying to use paleness as an insult
wew. Southern French aren't friendly and can't party for shit. Northern French people are master race.
>>59096537
Ayooo why not serbia?
>>59096471
True, but I'm used to all that I wouldn't trade it for somewhere north. Mind you I love all France, but I don't like plains. I like the environment here too much
>>59096550
>Northern French people are master race.
Beware of the butthurt m800
>>59096447
>>59096455
Dunno guys this will be the first trip outside of Greece and I want it to be special desu.
>Inb4 stop acting like a faggot
>>59096537
fuck off to moortugal
>>59096521
2bh i saw more kebabs in Nord pas de calais than in fucking marseille.
>>59096497
I think you just dislike brits desu bruv
>>59096312
I would choose Spain.
You will love it.
Or Croatia, some underrated croatian towns,like aspalathos or dubrovnik,near the sea.
>>59096604
Go to Izmir kek you can find cheap hotels there for the price of a ticket to some overrated shitplaces in asspain.
>>59096661
>tfw greece is too shit to go atm
>>59096645
>>59096645
I didn't
>>59096521
Says the '''germanic'' cuck. Stay in denial fag
>>59096436
Indeed, to be fair all I've said for those portuguese immigrants is mirrored in the acts of the poorer french peoples from the famine-stricken suburbs. Hell, it was once rampant amongst even the younger generation of rich kiddies to be all pro-sandnigger, though that has been tamed these years.
>>59096510
Damn, what does the average portuguese resemble then? Here they've always been the most tanned, and they somehow insist on making their black hair overly grease by applying gel.
Did we get all the moor ones?
>>59096497
>>59096542
I agree Britain is Japan and vice versa. Two great island nations with proud history and who both drive on the correct side of the road.
>>59096563
landlocked
THANKS MONTENEGRO
>>59096725
Roubaix is basically Mecca
>>59096753
C'est un de tes compères qui a commencé, merveilleuse idée que d'essayer de se débarrasser des autres alors que c'est un moment où on devrait être soudés.
Enfin bref, la perfidie du sud je suppose.
>>59096647
Of course not! They've become some great friends, although as friends, it's become our duty to warn them of their fuckups.
Can you tell me what is wrong with my statement?
This might prove useful for those frenches that are having a north-south argument
>>59096604
Then Italy for me. Tuscany and Umbria are meme, but it's 2016 and memes are becoming reality.
>>59096550
>Northern French people are master race.
This is true. My Brythonic brothers and sisters in Britanny established this long ago.
>>59096797
Someone should have nuked you too. Indeed.
>>59096797
Glad you could see the sense to my logic. Netherlands somehow can't.
>>59096814
I remember when they were together in the '06 world cup lemayo
>>59096869
Moorberians dress more gay than the skirt fags in Greece. Spartans would fuck all your people.
>>59096907
That just would have been very rude.
>>59096713
why would he visit turkey mehmet?
I don't think he wants to come back in a casket.
>>59096854
J'y peux rien si les "muh origines germaniques" sont generalement de grosses tapettes IRL.
Quant aux bretons et autres nordistes, c'est des anglais en plein déni. Mais au moins ce sont ni des bicots, ni des parigots
>>59096312
London, 2k is enough to have a good 4 day stay.
>>59096863
I don't know, you have a point, but it's vague. That way I could also say Germans are more like Japanese, cos both are autistic and work hard and enjoy weird porno.
>>59096980
>nordique
>grosse tapette
Kek. Les sudistes sont des hommelets, généralement plus petits et moins épais/musclés.
>C PA LA TAILL KI KONTE
>>59093423
>French speakers
80 million
>Portuguese speakers
230 million
>Spanish speakers
450 million
>>59097149
Quality over quantity
>>59097124
Une crevette de 2mètres, ça reste une crevette
>>59097149
>french nuclear warheads
300+
>brasil, potugal, spain, Mexico, argentina, Venezuela, colombia, bolivia, chile, uruguaya, paragay, ecuador blablaba nuclear warheads
0
Are. You. Trying ?
>>59097002
Hmm, I concede that I pretty much made this up on the fly, with as only intent to rile us some englishmen, and that's transpired fabulously well (see >>59096797).
But still, you can never downgrade tthe importance that being island clusters has has on those countries, and how it's led them to share mentalities.
>>59097149
>Portuguese speakers
>230 million
of which 220 bilingual in Hue.
>>59096869
>tfw live at the occitan, provence border
It's exactly like this.
>>59096791
>Did we get all the moor ones?
Pheraps, since they always been the most poor.
>Damn, what does the average portuguese resemble then?
It's a tough question cause we are a very diverse country... But i think it's something like pic related
>>59097149
france will be spain 2.0 , their economy is awful now.
UK is the future ( they will better than euro countries)
i am not friegaplatos, brexit when?
>>59097244
Justement, les vrais germaniques et pas les tantouses de villes sont des vrais mecs bâtis 1M85 80-85 kg.
Dans le sud c'est tous des petits pédés metrosexuels.
>>59096969
Because he would pay almost nothing for the ship/plane.
Izmir is much more safe than shitstanbul.
>>59093237
This might have been said, but you got spain and italia confused.
I need to find and marry a French girl that looks exactly like this.
>>59097354
>not wanting to be a friegaplatos while enjoying the Harry Potter experience
>>59097271
>French nuclear warhead
+300
>Still get bombed twice in a year
>>59097313
>bilingual in hue
It's the same language
>>59097354
Shut up, France builts nuclear reactors in UK... just saying.
France is a the Everest mount when spain is a piece of mud.
>>59097470
Looks uglier than my ass.
>>59097470
trust me mate, you don't need that
>>59097518
i made a joke
>>59097511
That's fair we bombed EI, Lybia, Iraq every day several months.
If you were attacked, you couldn't even bomb them. You don't have one fucking aircraft carrier FFS.
I really need to leave this leftist shithole and go to Italy where i can do tax evasion all day long
