/CUM/ thread
/Redneck Party Boat Edition/
So how do you lads plan to waste your day?
>>59086688
going to continue the job search myself
American bf sent me pic of his benis, what did he mean by this?
burgers? did we nuke you already?
>>59087609
that you should suck his benis
>>59087949
yes, look at detroit
>>59087992
wait, you aren't burger.
>>59087949
>Russia
>Still thinking crumbling soviet shithole is even 1/10 strong as USA
>>59088106
A tad gay
>>59088106
fuck yeah
>>59088097
What is second nuclear and military super power in the world?
>>59088313
>second nuclear and military super power in the world?
Definitely not country that gets his Airforce pilot killed by foreign soldiers and simply kokokoko's
>>59088313
China, half your missiles don't work.
They lie about so much stuff, why not lie about the number of missiles too?
>>59086688
shitpost, watch Finland vs. US later.
>>59086688
Class then dota then anime.
>>59086688
hate myself for fucking my life up
>tfw will die alone
Morning guys.
>>59093794
Morning :)
>>59093918
What's for breakfast?
>yfw the election is still months and months away.
It's been going on for like a fucking year now.
>>59094538
>brendan
>im proud to endorse
With what money? Hahahaha!
>>59086688
Traveling to Memphis for work this week. I spend every monday balancing out how drunk I can get and still drive when I get to my destination city.
United fucker closed the plane door early but that means I won't land until 630pm now and can get pretty trashed all day.
>>59094330
Dope ass breakfast tacos
Morning rednecks.
how's everything going amigos?
>>59086688
have to buy food, maybe buy some beer and watch GoT later with friends
I live in Austin.
Uber was shut down today.
My flight is tomorrow at 6AM.
I'm so fucking salty right now.
>>59096341
Call a taxi company, they don't treat their drivers like expendable trash
I don't mind being alone.
However, I absolutely despise how people view me and how I can only assume they talk about me for it
good morning /cum/sluts
>>59097073
Rasheed
>>59097126
i don't know what you're implying but fuck off colgate ass mother fucker
>>59097073
hey bby
>>59096941
I will but I'm scared that there won't be any available.
>>59097300
t. Rasheed
>>59097327
Have you never called a cab before? Serious question. Just call them well in advance. Worst case scenario you can call another company
>>59097437
No I'm scared that all the cab companies will be fully booked because it's right after uber shut down and they can't keep up with the demand.
>>59097530
stop bitching about how you're scared and just fucking call them you faggot
Do you guys think that girl is posting in /cum/ right now?
Do you think she likes me?
>>59097600
No
No
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
>>59097560
I will tomorrow, but I'll leave more time just in case it's slower.
>>59097600
What girl
>>59097900
this one
Patties at chic-fil-a just keep getting smaller baka
Lunch alone again
>>59098312
ill eat with you
sup guys
>>59098312
I use to love eating alone in school then these two girls started sitting with me out in the hall even though I never talked to them, I would usually just put my music on and read
>>59098312
ill eat you
tell the truth if any of you could just be shiftless trailer people would you?
>>59098395
I'll trade my milk for your cookies
>>59098654
ok, can i get the apple?
>>59098706
Sorry my mom said I have to eat it, it's fruit
>>59098312
>>59098395
>>59098564
>>59098590
>>59098654
>>59098706
>>59098740
why does every country in the world it seems, except canada have school lunches?
>>59098814
because school lunches promote segregation
>>59098618
nah, I would love being one of those off the grid tinfoil nut-jobs that grow their own food tho.
wish I had a grill I could hug rn
>>59098740
oh, okay, you can have my orange as well then
>>59097752
dat boi is coming
I don't want to work today
>>59099767
come over
>>59099767
going to an oral surgeon today to find out when I get my wisdom teeth removed and die
honestly a bit terrified desu
>>59099819
The first days are hoorible, but you'll survive.
Get some ice cream but without any pieces, because they might get stuck in the stiches.
>>59099915
no im going to die
>>59099819
>>59099915
>>59099967
>literally right after posting this I get a call
>appointment scheduled because there is a big fire by the office
I get to live to see another day
>>59096341
why was it shut down?
>>59100031
nice. I wish something like that would happen here too.
>at a wedding
>sitting at a table watching everybody have fun because I'm an autist who is incapable of expressing himself in public
>everybody dancing
>uncle comes up to me
>asks why I'm not dancing
>say I don't like to dance
>says im not my fathers son if I can't dance
>secretly love dancing and I think im pretty good at it I just can't do it in front of people
I really wish I could figure out if it's even possible for me to break out of this autism or if I should just stop trying and accept it
>>59100491
>>59100654
wish it was that easy my friend
unless you mean be autistic which I have been forever
>during all the school dancing
>sit in the corner
>girls occasionally come up to me and ask to dance
>say no thanks
>they walk away and i still stand in corner
My life is literally a punchline, it's painful to think about the past
>>59100491
Start dancing with somebody you trust like your mom, sister who ever, or infront of your pet.
Maybe this helps.
>>59100788
I don't trust literally anybody lol
I live in a close family (my cousins are basically brothers and sisters to me), anytime anything embarrassing happens to me in my life it is shared with everybody so I've learned to never trust anybody
>>59100850
wew. Could you sign in to a dancing class at college, so people wouldn't judge you because they think you're a beginner, or would this already be a problem?
Why are American Muslims so weird?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwEK7h9_D3Q
>>59100952
If I could do that I wouldn't have a problem dancing in front of people I care about lol
Just drink liquor ffs
>>59100965
A lot of our "muslims" are just distraught black people looking for somewhere to belong that isn't gangs.
And a good portion of middle eastern muslims here actually assimilated and (for the most part) aren't islamists trying to gain control through politics.
I want to start a day trading club at my uni but more of an emphasis on no fucks given if money is lost.
Meet once or twice a week at a bar, hang out, advise each other on what to buy and shit on others for shit advice.
>>59101078
Jesus it sounds like I'm making excuses now but I have a distaste for drinking because I've seen it kill people I care about
How do you deal with the constant feel of fuck work and everything important in life?
Should I apply for a job with the forest service?
>>59100965
they aren't muslims in the traditional sense, it all stems from nation of islam which was started by an arab immigrant as a way to get black people to join his cult
>>59101244
Trying to figure that out myself
>>59100965
thats just NOI, their a cult that rips bits of science fiction, kemetism, pseudo-biblical prattle and hints of islam to promote afrocentism and black supremacy, sadly enough they have gotton the idea into blacks heads that we wuz kangs is true
most traditional muslims consider them unforgivably heretical and don't even humor them, even Malcolm X distanced himself from them, and in return they killed him
I was thinking last night. When people 1000 years from now think about what art was popular and what people enjoyed to look at to relax they will probably see the stupid edgy modern "art" that nobody likes in museums.
When in reality what should hang up in museums should be something like this
>>59101244
Get blackout drunk and die at 50.
>>59101671
imagine going to a museum/art gallery of memes
>>59101671
agreed
>>59101710
The brits have a litteral shit museum, so why not a meme museum.
>>59101710
I was actually cracking up in bed thinking about this
>>59098618
Out in the wilderness by myself, sure. In a trailer park, no.
from day to day to day to day to today
can someone be my friend please?
Good morning, fellow patriots
>I can get a 0 on the final and still pass
>>59102756
hey
>>59102756
>canada
>mexico
>patriots
>>59102809
Canucks helped us at Normandy
>>59102881
Because the brits said so. Think about it.
>>59100850
>i literally don't trust anyone
ftfy, retard.
>>59102881
>>59102903
we were technically british at that time
keep in mind we have only been an independent country since the 60s
r8 no h8
>>59102903
shut up nazi cunt
>>59103024
>>59103095
'no'
>>59103151
what do you mean by posting this image
>>59103024
We technically joined by our own accord, after the UK joined the war the Canadian parliament meant and decided we should. It was kind of a big deal at the time, people were weary of getting involved in things solely for Britain's sake.
can we have a discussion please?
>not eating cold pizza for breakfast
>>59103497
>eating breakfast
>>59088313
>What is second nuclear and military super power in the world?
you rang?
>>59103517
>not getting ready for the day by eating brain food
>>59103611
>eating the morning jew
Last day to see me classfu
baby?
>>59104025
BABY
Fuckinfg hate the baby
>>59104563
why? Baby is love
gas the baby
What's the most american name I can give this fucker
Also, looking good so far, my fellow americans?
>>59104563
>>59104621
>>59104657
my baby
>>59104678
Burger McBurgerguy
Toughts?
>>59104678
Don Draper
>>59104678
>>59104866
alright you win
>tfw you get off work and youre so hungry you could puke
>>59105345
i used to feel the same but sometimes i lighted a cigarette and i actually puked
*sharts loudly*
>>59105749
probably because you were inhaling literal poison
>went to Dachau on our mandatory concentration camp field trip (the memes are real)
>freezing winter day
>said to my friend, a bit too loudly perhaps: "a kingdom for a warm oven"
>expelled for a week
How /devilish/ were you in school?
i like how we live in a 50-member union but only 15 of its members actually used to be independent nations
>>59105766
>>59105766
pretty gross tbqh
>>59105865
does Herr Merkel know about this?
>>59105910
stop posting this
>>59100491
You're a walking balloon shop skit lad, did your shit
https://youtu.be/liDdir5FBr0
May start playing runescape again after losing 1.4b 2 years ago
>>59105994
sorry i dont speak spanish
>>59106045
do it
Im bored and my friends only want to play CW
>>59105910
me=right
you= on the left
>>59105795
saying this to a smoker is like saying anime is not real
>>59106333
I guess trips confirms that
>>59104678
/gsg/ makes me lol
>>59106361
yeah and it also gives you a reason not to waste your money buying them. Which for most people is enough for them to stop spending large amounts of money buying them all the time.
>>59106420
jesus just let people do what they want, you butthurt child
>>59105795
>>59106361
>not inhaling based tar
>trusting the breathable Jew
>>59105964
not yet, let's keep it that way
>>59106529
>>59106420
>>59106361
>>59106500
>not vaping
what a shitty general here
>>59105865
>trolling Dachau
What year was this? Did you see any burgers in cowboy hats?
>>59106246
do you still play?
>>59106643
>Not being /patch masterrace/
Are you poor? lol
>>59106643
>>59106759
just got back into it
quit the game hard after EoC
>>59105910
is that the designated shitting bird or something? it already has a bunch of poo on it, has that bird just been pooing on it for days as they try to roost?
>>59106955
eoc was alright for me but i can't keep on with all these big changes they've done the past few years
>>59106990
every species has its betas, we just usually have the decency to not shoot explosive projectile diarrhea at ours.
Is it true Eric Harris created doom maps and they're still available on the web to these days?
>>59107177
yes
you can find a download link on this page
http://www.acolumbinesite.com/eric/wad/uac/uaclabs/uaclabs.htm
I really, really hope /cum/ isn't wasting her day watching cartoons again
>>59107282
hey, thank you
These graphics tho
I'm not even playing on ultra quality graphics and the game looks pretty good
>>59107466
Wasting it playing STALKER tbhfam
>>59107737
runs like ass though
>every time you teleport it takes at least 7-10 seconds to load in the area
is farming cows all day and selling their hides to players still a viable strat in Runescape? I think that's all I ever did back in the day
>>59107968
I'm not even sure anymore. it's been so long..
>>59107968
kinda
but theres better methods
>>59107968
those places were always so crowded
>>59108071
haha, not anymore
>>59107997
>>59108059
how much does it cost to buy a gf in the game now?
>>59108071
yeah I remember that too
>>59108118
? is rs dead?
is there a 5 star hotel in your town?
>>59108130
the recession hit the economy hard
>>59107466
I'm at work.
Will go home and waste it playing video games while I put off responsibilities.
>96, 101, 99, and 90 on my four finals this week
Fucking right that'll teach those "study every day!" nerds. I can pull all nighters and study two days and still ace everything
>>59108375
Brackenridge House Bed and Breakfast. Never actually stayed there but it looks really nice.
Bones is quite possibly the worst detective show Ive ever seen
>>59108906
he's also a shit rapper
btw teetering on the edge of alcoholism what do
>>59108906
hey! i like bones
>>59101244
Call me when you've found out.
>>59109062
why? Emily deschanel is a terrible actress and there's more character drama than there is actual crime solving
>>59109039
Drink more alcohol until it hits you. That's what I'm doing right now :)
gud afternoon
>>59109223
hello cute cockroach
>>59109147
Shes mediocre, but i liked it for the mild humor in it and that the actual detective stuff was a little bit more interesting than csi for me
>>59109189
what's your poison cowboy?
>>59109077
i dont know if i will
send help
I've put motherfuckers in their grave for less than a (You). Believe it.
@59109363
@59109363
>>59109363
wow ur tuff
>he wants a (You)
haha
>raw monks not selling instantly
REEEEEEEE YOU RUINED EVERYTHING, JAGEX
Anime tells me that people "depend on each other"
I'm a bit confused though. Depend on each other for what?
>>59109557
Latvian anti-communist get out
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>59088313
Was*
>>59109679
luv
> tfw just broke up with gf of 2 years
>>59109754
glass yourself, pinko
>>59109766
guess youre really boring and she needs someone more attractive
> tfw just broke up with gf of 0 years
>having a ciggie in the backyard
>mumble something to myself
>look up and see the neighbor staring at me like im fucking crazy
>awkwardly shuffle inside
>>59109822
I'm more attractive than her desu. It was a mutual breakup. We had been arguing for months and than it just got quiet.....
We've made first contact, boyos
What is the most american way of treating them?
>>59109912
destroy
Got drug tested today for a job, lads.
Took a home test first to make sure I'd pass and I did but I'm still nervous.
>>59109327
commieshit a commie gave to me. Still not sure how I'm feel about it yet.
>>59109809
>>59109754
>>59109873
>>59109943
I plan on treating them like canada
>>59109880
That's what will be in the headlines when you go on your mass moose shooting rampage.
>>59109880
why the fuck is your neighbor looking into your backyard staring at you
go ask him out and fug
>>59110004
>Reminder that the USSR won the war against fascism today and you're fascist sympathizer ass got BTFO
>>59109880
glare at him
it always works for me
>>59110075
If I ever snap the only moose I'll being letting loose on is myself.
>>59109988
>commieshit a commie gave to me. Still not sure how I'm feel about it yet.
Russian Standard is pretty fucking decent.
>>59110059
>>59110147
:)))))))))))))))))))))))
>>59110215
rude.
>>59110220
I just picture you violently flailing about in a big pile of leaves.
>CRAWLINGGGG IN MY SKINNNNNNNNN
>>59101671
I fucking love this meme and I have no idea why
>>59110229
yeah it's not bad but I guess I expected something different. Not sure how to explain, really.
>>59103672
>>eating the morning jew
>>59110315
kek
>>59097752
this is gonna stop being funny in like a week
enjoy it while it lasts boys
>>59110294
>>59109880
>tfw starting to mumble in public
I can't control it anymore.
>>59110308
it works against the Mexicans at the local home depot too
>>59110504
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>59110580
and also on betas like you!!
>>59110773
I'm Batman
>>59110884
And I'm CIA
>I will never see her again
>>59110504
ey i remember that footage from one of the russian mission intros in cod waw
>>59111011
>She's happy about that
>>59110725
>>59109912
glass the fuckers
imagine what /cum/ would have been like on 9/11
>going to be three weeks of this now
JUST
>>59109912
what game? looks interesting
>>59111495
Stellaris, new paradox game
I am officially a NEET as of today.
>>59111418
Lucky.
>>59111651
You scum
:^)
>>59111405
Fun?
>>59111577
>Stellaris, new paradox game
Thanks pham. You tried it yet?
>>59111651
disgusting. NEETs are cancer
>wagecuck tears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys1KE9xJWLY
>>59111830
nay, can't really justify buying it right now. Will probably just wait and see if its part of the steam summer sale
>>59111905
>>59111735
I'll finish my resume tomorrow and start applying sometime next week
>>59111933
lewd
