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xth for Leni greatest MILF of all time
>>59080796
So who won your elections?
HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN
>Livestream
http://cnnphilippines.com/videos/2015/03/01/CNN-Philippines-Live-Stream.html
>Duterte wins
www.edition.cnn.com/2016/05/09/asia/philippines-election-exit-polls-rodrigo-duterte-landslide-win
>Duterte Victory shout
https://youtu.be/sR-4pgYpHd4
>>59080843
Yeah I love fake news too.
>>59080843
Fix the aspect ratio on the picture first, senpai
>>59080796
Alhamdulillah Duterte win lads
>>59080843
>falling for this shitty b8
yeah we know hes gonna win but its too early.
>>59080901
>yeah we know hes gonna win
ayy lmao
I want to stroke Trillanes's eyebrows.
>>59080938
I want to stroke Trillanes
>>59081019
Fuck off Pacquaio.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT EXIT POLLS OUT
ROXAS BTFO
ONLY BINAY 2nd
>Kathniel is going to jail
>this is somehow all Mar Roxas and ABSCBNs fault
Why?
>>59081092
Can you please increase the quality
>>59081107
there's no quality adjustment for the stream
>>59081119
Shut the fuck up, no excuses you stupid piece of 3 Mbps-downloading shit
>>59080796
>mfw no qt hijab loli pointing m16 at my face
Roxas cucks on suicide watch
>>59081092
>exit polls
real official m8
What do Rocucks even benefit from him?
>>59081092
Alhamdulillah
>>59081092
Nice try faggot
>>59081092
Haha, fucking kill yourself you dumb faggot
>>59080796
>Loli
>Milf
Zat Abominable combination should never be allowed to exist kill it with fire
>>59081236
don't like mother-daughter action?
>>59081236
Go away dumb animefag
Will Duterte make pinoys meme again?
>>59081236
chu chu chooooo
>>59081319
no, fuck off.
My fellow brothers, you did vote for Duterte-Marcos like what my messengers told you right?
>>59081319
he will make meme real
>>59081339
No I voted for Poe-Leni because I'm not a faggot.
>>59081292
Had a sudden change of heart I desire a threesome with a mother and her daughter
>59081298
No (you)
>>59081362
Kill yourself you fucking insufferable mouth-breather.
>>59081333
Poo poo
>>59081339
>INC
>voted mar
is she dead already?
>>59081362
post rare Sena
>>59081380
Not before you gib me tribute your Okasan and Imouto
I'll be gentle p-promise
MAKE
ANIME
REAL
R
O
X
A
S
>>59081430
Go away you little shit, go dunk your head in toilet water.
>>59081095
>why
They let it happen, so they go to jail.
That's good news, COMELEC actually has backbone to put those brats into jail.
>>59081399
>not imouto
No
>>59080796
>Chink
>Indian
>Abo
>Nigger
>Ar*bs
>Mix of these
>Peak Sub humanity
>being muslim on top
Edgy
>>59081362
i prefer milf teacher and a qt classmate
>>59080796
dat loli has a gun watch out guys!!
>>59081458
I prefer your sudden death.
ROXAS NA ROXAS NA ROXAS NA
>>59081447
Can you be my personal designated toilet , your spit can function as my bidet :p
If dubs Roxas wins
If singles Duterte kills himself
>>59081455
woah! easy there kahleed
>>59081458
You absolute madman
>>59081455
what are you doing here Franz?
>>59081481
I'd spit on your face instead you li'l bitch
>>59081500
DUTS
B
T
F
O
>>59081500
It's over
Hello lads, is the election over? Has based death squads man won? When will we know the winner?
>>59081474
why so salty? duterte will win i promise (You)
>>59081525
I'd piss on your face before the spit even hits
My high range aiming is flawless
>>59081500
screenshot this you stupid bitches Roxas will win duts BTFO poe BTFO b1nay BTFO
Duterte will win with this repeating digits
>>59081500
Nice dubs lad
Roxas confirmed winner
>>59081557
You don't even have genitals to piss with you twat
>>59081583
kek roxas confirmed to win
D U T E R T E
U
T
E
R
T
E
>>59081549
few more minutes before the end of election. the madman is on the lead, we will get the official result in few days
>>59081500
Too bad Kathniel won't see the great Roxas give us Daang Matuwid
>>59081612
>days
Wait, what?
>>59081612
Roxas will win thanks to >>59081500's dubs
>>59081601
>implying I'm not a hermaphroditistic bean
You can have my squirt piss combo at any given moment
*shoots golden squirty water tirade*
>>59081397
shes going to jail tho
SAY IT WITH ME
PRESIDENT MANUEL ROXAS
>>59081652
Fucking disgusting, die.
DUT DUT
U
T
D
U
T
R O X A S
O
X
A
S
>>59081686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TldszXmG80
If dubs Miriam
If singles Roxas
>>59081095
some officials were saying its the media's fault so the media should go to jail or however took those pictures
>>59081612
Nice. Make Filipinas great again.
@59081688
Ok
>>59081642
yes, days or even a week. lots of places will declare failure of election. even though its automated, the processing is still slow. in the south, it takes a month before they process the result
>>59081770
Pull the trigger, motherfucker.
DUTDUT WILL MAKE ANIME REAL
ROXAS WILL MAKE MEMES REAL
POE WILL MAKE YOU REAL
>>59081759
he will
MIRIAM WILL MAKE EVERYTHING REAL
>>59081686
MAKE
ANIME
REAL
R
O
X
A
S
LENI WILL MAKE ERECTION REAL
>>59081686
PRESIDENT
MANUEL
VILLAR
BINAY WILL MAKE BIG DICK REAL
DUTERTE WIL MAKE GF REAL
TRILLANES WILL MAKE MILLIONS REAL
>>59081848
gommiefu make my erection more real
CHIZ WILL MAKE ROBOTS REAL
BONGBONG WILL MAKE VAPING REAL
ALLAN WILL MAKE ELVES REAL
CAYETANO WILL MAKE BF REAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR-4pgYpHd4&feature=youtu.be
LENI WILL MAKE HOTARU REAL
POE WILL MAKE SAYA REAL
>>59081833
The Blood of Christians will flow
BONGBONG WILL MAKE MACROSS REAL
>>59082011
>Hotaru
>transcending to the realm of 3D
Fuck no
LENI WILL MAKE SEMEN REAL
TRILLANES WILL MAKE SADFACE REAL
POE, TITO SOTTO, AND BONGBONG WILL MAKE PUTO BUNGBONG REAL
somebody show this thread to leni for some confidence booster
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
DUTDUT-MARCOS 2016
I made sure to vote everyone that isn't chink
>>59082152
Marcos is disgust me more tbqhwy
yuck
>>59082133
IF LENI SEES THIS I HOPE SHE KNOWS THAT I LOVE HER AS A MILF AND A MOTHER
Choo choo
>>59082152
i wonder what precincts they got that results, dutdut and roxas are so close
>>59082152
Exit polls are retarded and you should kill yourself
>>59082076
Kaname is disgusting
>>59082152
Marcos confirmed for cheater
>>59082152
>Trillanes
>750
>>59082189
fuck her dead husbando right?
>>59082241
Roxas ordered his death right?
>>59082241
Dead people are literally whos. Hi Leni
>>59080796
>3DPD
Post HALAL food and more anime grills.
Is Duts going to win? I suppose I have to ready myself outside and let myself get shot by the NFA rice
>>59082152
>Dick Gordon
>marcos is a hack
>he's disgusting
it hasn't started yet but I can already taste your salty tears senpaitachis.
I want to slit my throat in front of Duts if he wins
5:25 pm
>>59082337
>>59082308
Doit, faggit!
australia is a good place right?
hope is lost
>>59082152
>Sotto
Why?
>>59082356
Oh I will don't worry
>>59082341
GRAB MY ENERGY ROXAS
GRAB ITT
>Miriam will never have a chance to fix this shithole
b-btfo
>>59082341
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
>>59082152
>those fuckers voting Drillon and Villanueva
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Marcos is leading the VP race
>>59082341
hold my hands flipbro..
>>59082327
and rightfully so
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/07/10bn-dollar-question-marcos-millions-nick-davies?CMP=fb_gu
>Philippines will have Duterte-Marcos tandem
Time for The Great Depression
I WANT A DANRANRONPA EXECUTION FOR ROXAS, NOYNOY AND ABAYA
>>59082357
I'm eating kinder joy with my nephew and niece is so comfy while waiting for results.
>>59082435
>you will never execute all trapos
what a shitty life senpai
BONGBONG WILL MAKE VOLTES V REAL
>>59082417
JUST........
I love this. Now watch every fucktard who voted for Dutdut to complain again for six years and then move on to the new hotness who's probably going to be a lefty democrat.
There is no pleasing this country. Fuck me.
>>59082466
>Kung iboboto nyo ako, dapat iboto nyo rin si Alan.
>Dutdut 88k votes
>Alan 29k votes
Holy fuck Filipinos make me want to kill myself. The voters hating Duterte is inevitable and they let the chance for Miriam as president pass up for the third fucking time. I wish the Philippines just fucking sunk or got joined to China instead of this free will bullshit.
>>59082152
>Gordon
Good.
>Sotto
>Marcos
Just why.
i hope my vote for señeres will be counted and shown on the national tv
Duterte is going to save the Philippines.
I live in a constant state of fear and misery and I don't even notice when it hurts anymore
DUTDUT WILL WIN THIS. HERETICS BEGONE
>>59082466
>tfw Honasan is beating the shit out of attack dog
I hope all the people in this country will become depressed so that we all collectively commit mass suicide
>First Mindanao president
>First Boxer senator
Sasuga Philippines.
>>59082504
As long as the Senate prevents him from doing his more radical platform s
>>59082550
If Miriam wasn't sick she probably had a chance.
>>59082504
its going to be grace poe next I can see it already
>>59082575
That was deep, senpai
>>59082426
TIME FOR MORE WINDMILLS AND MORE MARTIAL LAW
I just hope he won't let his mother order him around. That bitch is greedy.
CHINKS ARE BEHIND THE ELECTIONS REEEEEEEEEEE
Dont sweat it, its probably the solod north vote. Leni will win.
>>59082565
>>59082576
LOL. TOP CAKU! FILPS BCUM ISLAMIC COMMUNIST!!! best day of my life.
Time for me to call the suicide hotline every hour once Duterte wins. Thanks everyone
is philipines new president a cu.ck or based?
>>59082598
Martial law is unlikely. First, it needs the support of both houses of Congress and the Supreme Court. Second, it lasts for a maximum of 60 days.
>>59082614
Marcos was doing better in Mindanao too.
>>59082550
Don't worry, bombardment will come soon.
I've lost all hope desu. I just want to die.
>>59082636
Cuck, no matter who wins.
>Bongbong Marcos winning
>cunts sucking Sandro Marcos's dick on social media
Ferdie would've been proud.
>>59082636
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodrigo_Duterte
Find out for yourself.
MARCOS RULES ONCE AGAIN
EVERY SINGLE FILIPINO KEKED AND BTFO'D BY FILTHY FUCKING COMMIES
>>59082550
MDS is too complicated for flips, see all of her supporters comprise of college students and other intellectual individuals. who will vote for her if 3/4 of the population don't even understand what she's saying. ;_;
>>59082636
Why not both? He's commie and islamic and he makes rape jokes.
>>59082636
Duterte is based alpha pham
>>59082664
wait isnt he the guy who killed all the criminals and shit
i read about him on reddit
holy shit
>>59082618
Don't worry, you'll see your idol, Lee Kuan Yew soon.
>>59082636
Duterte is alpha in that my suicidal tendencies have gone up 300%. Thanks Duts love ya
IPASOK SI DICK
P
A
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O
K
S
I
D
I
C
K
>>59082504
>WHY DIDNT HE DO NUFFIN?
>WHO VOTED FOR THIS IDIOT?
>LET'S VOTE SOMEBODY THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF THIS GUY FOR A CHANGE
RINSE AND REPEAT FOR THE NEXT FIFTY FUCKING YEARS
HOLY SHIT PLEASE MY FELLOW COUNTRYMEN
STOP ACTING LIKE REACTIONARY FUCKHEADS WHO BANDWAGON OVER WHATEVER SHIT YOU THINK IS COOL LIKE SOME FILTHY MILLENNIALS
THE PRESIDENT IS NOT THE BE ALL END ALL BANDAID THAT'LL FIX ALL YOU SHITTY FUCKING PEOPLE
HOW DOES ANYBODY EXPECT THIS COUNTRY TO GET ANY BETTER IF LITERALLY NOBODY CAN'T MAKE UP THEIR MINDS WHAT KIND OF LEADER IT NEEDS?
YES I'M FUCKING MAD
BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS A GOD DAMN IDIOT
>Unofficial results
>retards going apeshit already
calm down tbhwy, it's like you're life depends on it.
>>59082694
#IpasokSiDick
>>59082684
>>>/leddit/
>>59082688
>Death thread
Calling ISD now.
>>59082636
BASED
A
S
E
D
>Duterte is also openly supportive of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) rights
Wala na akong pag-asa sa buhay ko. Ayaw ko na magtapos ng law school. Ayaw ko na guminhawa buhay ko. Gusto ko nang mamatay. Putangina niyong lahat.
>>59082607
The wumao and the CIA are outhacking one another without trying to be obvious.
>>59082684
t. r/philippines moderator
>>59082636
Roxas is the Jeb Bush of the Philippines. He have this weak presence. So he's a cuck.
Duterte's wife left him(?). So that's a cuck.
Poe don't show much of his husband on TV. Well, the husband is the cuck.
Binay probably "touches" the girls on his rallies. That's a cuck-er.
Miriam? Don't know much. She's not a cuck, probably.
Goodbye neet life it's time to go college and escape this shithole.
>>59082740
Cancer is cucking her from life. She's a cuck.
>>59082721
But Miriam is the only candidate who supports divorce.
>>59082721
While making fun of homos
ORAS NA
ROXAS NA
MADAYA NA
Duterte hará las Filipinas españolas de nuevo.
>>59082636
whatever he wants to be
Putanginang buhay 'to sana namatay nalang ako bago ko pa nakita yung katarantaduhan na 'to puta
>>59082707
>LITERALLY NOBODY CAN'T MAKE UP THEIR MINDS WHAT KIND OF LEADER IT NEEDS?
It need communist muslim of cose.
PUTANGINA KA POPE, UMUWI KA NGA
>>59082385
>1986+36
>>59082392
What's wrong with Villanueva? He's the only LP member that I voted.
>>59082721
He also hates roaches. So BTFO.
What's the matter? The duts is alright.
Give me one legitimate reason why he shouldn't win.
god damn. stop being over dramatic and deal with whatever the results would be. the first-time-voter syndrome is quite leaking.
DUTDUT UP BY 300K VOTES
>>59082801
He will cuck us all.
ANG FEDERALISMO AY MABUTI PARA SA BAYAN
ANG FEDERALISMO AY MABUTI PARA SA MAYAMAN
>comparing our candidates to US candidates
Filipino politics have reach new heights everyone
what is his stance on islam?
is he really a islamist
>>59082801
Bank accounts
Holy shit, anyone know what the suicide hotline number is? Knowing that I will be cucked my whole life isn't helping
>>59082801
Filthy commie
>>59082720
Fucking based
>>59082805
truly full of underagefags
What does Duterte think about Homura?
Does he think she was right about trying to save Madoka?
The wheels on the jeepney go round and round
The horn on the jeepey goes DUT DUT
Well look on the bright side. At least Sotto isn't leading the vote.
>>59082825
He shouted allahu snackbars on /tv/
>>59082820
Who's Bernie Sanders or Al Gore?
DUTS WILL WIN AND I WANT TO DIE MORE THAN EVER BEFORE
>>59082750
Oh yeah. Forgot about that.
>4% transfered result
>dutdut up by 300k
NEET life fucking ends now. I really nid to gitgud and be a top student to escape this shithole
We'll never see those Marcos billions huh?
>>59082845
He will make anime real and build great wall of usa to cuck for china.
Give one good reason why Pacuckiao should win
>>59082855
Bernie = Duterte
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PDP%E2%80%93Laban
Federalism
Asian values
Democratic socialism
Left-wing populism
Political position Center-left to Left-wing
>>59082815
Id rather each be our own republic
>>59082889
Because....
Wait I can't think of anything.
>federalism so politicians can steal more moneys
when i fucking finish law school and work hard I'm going to fucking kill my fucking self using a polished gun you fucking fucks
>tfw no gf
>tfw Duterte will rape all the women
>tfw I'll never have a pure Catholic wife who pays her NPA taxes
"Doing it for free" is our safeword guys in upcoming civil war.
If i ever capture some of you just yell "Doing it for free" "for free" and i will let you go.
>>59082873
dutdut-marcos for confirmed cheating
>>59082888
Triples for anime
What are you people freaking out for? Duterte is going to win yes.
But honestly, no matter who wins nothing will really change. Literally nothing will happen regardless of what he does because the entire populace will do nothing and just complain again. Six years will pass and now we'll be back to where we were. Clamoring for a new golden god to put on a pedestal for the birds to shit on.
Nothing will happen. This country will still stew in its own boiling filth.
ARE YOU GUYS READY TO PAY FOR NFA RICE TAXES? BOY FEDERALISM AND COMMUNISM SURE ARE FINE AYE
>>59082921
y-you're in law school? Respect pare.
>>59082944
thats a cuck mentality anon
If Duterte wins, the AFP will stage a coup, pramis mga brader
>>59082944
This.
m-miriam s-save us
>>59082806
>>59082873
You know Filipino protagonist always loses at the start and comes back in the end
Slow and steady wins the race.
I hope with Duterte win there will be no animufags and no more erp-fag from pinoyland
>>59082936
Nah. If Roxas somehow won, that's when we should be suspicious. Duterte and Marcos had been leading the polls for so long that if they didn't win then that would have been problematic.
>>59082954
you'll be put in collectives and paid with rice tickets
MABUHAY ANG NPA
>>59082944
Are you the same person posting that over and over again? We get it. Let people have their fun.
>>59082889
Because he hates faggots.
>>59082976
Only if he bows to the NPA
Bonus points if a bunch of soldiers get ambushed unjustly in Mindanao and Duterte orders them to stand down and look away
>not leaving this shithole
AAAAAAAAAAAA PUTANGINA NIYONG LAHAT TANGINA NG KOMUNISMO TANGINA NG FEDERALISMO TANGINA NG PILIPINAS TANGINANG BUHAY 'TO PUTANGINAAAAAAAAAAA
>>59082944
because
>muh first national elections
>muh foresights
>muh intellectuals
I wonder what would happen when President Duterte visits Peru in November.
LP is already making articles of impeachment anyway
>>59082944
You already got your damn (you) yesterday
(you) (you) (you)
Now swallow down your pessimism
Duterte will change the Philippines
>>59082732
>pol sci student
kaya lang naman ako nag polsci kasi hindi ko alam gagawin ko sa buhay ko eh. dapat nag tesda nalang ako.
>Miriam was never given a chance to be the hero we need, but don't deserve
>>59083029
They won't impeach him, at least not immediately. At the very least people will wait until January and see if he can fulfill his promises.
>>59082995
Kill yourself
>>59082976
>AFP
>implying
Duterte plans to raise the pay of AFP and the Police. Do you think they'll think of coup with that?
Also, Trillanes is the ultimate cuck. He can't even get past Honasan and an attention whore with all those bank accounts issue.
>>59083029
>marcos wins
MARCOS PA RIN MGA ULUL
>>59082944
Ok heres a (You)
>>59083000
so the survey decide, thats fucked up
I do surveys myself and I manipulate the results all the time
Can you hear the people sing?
Singing the song of angry men.
It is the music of a people who want to be slaves again!
>>59082809
nice buzzword FAGGOT
I hope Duts will shoot me point-blank in the head when I steal some money or some shit, so my life can finally be over.
MOTHERFUCKERS I LIVE RIGHT NEXT TO CAMP CRAME
FUCK YOU ALL
FUCK DUTERTE
FUCK MARCOS
>>59083061
Pulse Asia and SWS know their stuff. It isn't easy to manipulate surveys.
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>>59083000
Bullshit. The polls themselves say 25% can still change their minds. Last exit polls show 15% only decided in the voting precinct.
>>59083094
Nothing will happen
Live "results" where?
Rappler's site is shit and won't load.
>>59083048
>t. roxas supporter
can be guessed from the saltiness
PUTA AYOKO NA MABUHAY TANGINA SI MIRIAM LANG ANG MAY KAYA SA BANSANG PUTA NA ITO TAPOS HINDI PA SIYA NANALO PUTANGINA NAMAN TALAGA OH PATAYIN NIYO NA KO SENPAIS
>>59083112
Changing minds can go either way.
>>59083129
Watch basically any channel.
>>59083129
http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/eleksyon2016/results
>>59083145
>2016
>having television
If ever, will LP pursue an impeachment case against Duterte knowing that Marcos is the next in line for the Presidency?
>>59083103
have you seen that viral video of them filling unanswered ones
>>59082995
DUTERTE
DUTERTE
DUTERTE
>>59083143
same desu kala ko nawala na yung depresyon ko kaso wala eh all hail duts
>>59082792
Nigga should be jail due pdaf shit with Napoles.
>>59083166
If Marcos wins I honestly would rather have Duterte stay.
>>59083170
Paninira lang yon.
>the results that came out was 0.14% of the votes
BAKIT DILAW ANG IHI KO
BIAS PUTANGINA
>>59083166
hopefully they will find something on him too
>>59083166
Well that's dangerous. They also hate Marcos.
If ever, can they even impeach two executives at ones?
Time to fap to the image of Duts.
I will commit rape tomorrow...
>>59083200
you look pissed, anon.
>>59083207
DRILON FOR PRESIDENT
>>59083166
Leni will win as VP
>>59083187
for who?
>>59083200
Mine's clear like dutdut's certainty in winning.
>>59083222
Goodbye anon.
>>59083166
its a never-ending circle, literally a life cycle of politics
also this pasta>>59082944
YELLOW ANG BALAT KO RAW
BIAS
I
A
S
>>59083231
>Leni wins
Another yellow puppet for the presidency.
>>59083246
it should be red
>>59083276
MILF FOR VP
ang bobo ng masa putangina
kaya hindi umuunlad ang pilipinas kasi tae ang sistema ng edukayson natin
>>59083276
If Leni loses she would probably run as senator in 2019.
>>59083187
But that doemean that the election is a lock for him since a lot of people have tje tendency to change their minds.
Its still anybodys ball game.
>>59083276
and you want a historical thief
salamat kay duts at nagkaroon na ako ng resolusyon upang magpakamatay thank lord duts
>>59083328
>>59083328
>>59083328
>>59083328
new thraed
>>59083282
Stay mad, cancer victim fanboy
>>59082944
Do you see that the truth is they don't want to change this? They don't want a hero. They just want a martyr, a statue to raise.
>>59083347
if your pee is red then dutdut will win
>>59083337
Is Leni even ready to be a President?
Sa totoo lang, gusto ko lang manalo si Duterte dahil wala nang pag-asa si Miriam at gusto ko makita yung galit sa mukha ng mga SJW sa Gabriela.
>>59083395
>gusto ko makita yung galit sa mukha ng mga SJW sa Gabriela
You've saved a life anon. Now I have something to look forward to, too
>>59083393
Im ready tbhwy
Wait.. Duterte is islamic? Fuck if he wins you can say goodbye to this country.
>>59083600
Duterte is a closet Muslim
If he said Putangina mo Allah he will lose Mindanao
I'm going to Dutdut's inaugural speech to do what must be done.
Screencap this
>>59084666
>666
Done. I uploaded it to leddit
>http://imgur.com/gallery/Ak3Z7kb/
Let the butthurt begin!
>>59085021
Yeah. they mad.
>2016
>Memerigo Memterte wins elections
>has come out to make his winning speech
>he looks bored
>as he gets to the mic, he stands there for a second
>all quiet
>he begins to adjust the mic
>a cough is heard in the audience
>mic is almost touching his lips now
>"Philippines? More like Sillypenis amirite?"
>whole crowd goes fucking nuts
>every single Abu Sayaf militant blows themselves up
>China instantly GTFO fron South China sea
> entire Tondo is demolitioned
>Sabah is given back to Philippines
>all ERP'ers are thrown into jail
>God Emperor Trump signs deal with him, making Philippines USA's greatest ally instead of Israel
>Mar Roxas' wife is WHITED infront of Mar
>sex tourists are deathsquaded, with the exception of Norkek
>Bongbong Marcos commits sudoku
>Lenin arise from the dead and goes to Philippines to congratulate Dutdut on the victory and for Gommunism
>Blake's babby is born
>>59085760
that effort for typing all of this
pinoys kindly please stop shitting up dota2 thank you very much
