/balk/ - Balkan Thread
Rate the /his/ approved map of Europe edition.
>>59079661
There's already >>59068150, but this is easier to find.
>>59079683
Well geez, I didn't find that one because there is no /balk/ in the OP.
Good morning to Bulgaria, Serbia and Macedonia
we /dead/ now
![tanks-lasy-years-victory-day-parade-moscow-afp[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y3vq84d.jpg "tanks-lasy-years-victory-day-parade-moscow-afp[1].jpg")
>>59079970
Everyone is out celebrating the Moscow Victory Day Parade.
>Tsipras government have introduced 5% tax for all broadband connections and 10% for IP TV services
Pherst tyme left
>>59080063
>how to we revitalize the economy of our country, which fails due to low tax efficiency?
>INTRODUCE MORE TAX!!!!!! :D
Putin solved that problem in Russia by reducing tax, by the way.
When tax is lower, people are more likely to actually pay it.
That and him arresting people, I guess.
>>59080098
>Russia
>solved problem
Get a load of this guy.
>>59080098
I wanna backstab all those who voted those pricks. They are populist liars
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/05/thousands-protest-greek-reform-vote-160508162859367.html
>>59080119
They used to not collect almost any tax.
Now they collect some tax.
Its an improvement. There was growth.
>9 may
Today is a sad day, lads.
>>59080144
I suppose, but still, objectively, Russia is in a bad state.
>>59080328
Russia was on track to becoming a world power again before the Crimea situation.
During Bush rule it managed to get on good turns with the EU by betraying USA and not supporting their invasion, it solved its own internal terrorist problems, made good deals to export shit, etc.
The economy was growing, loads of investors, Moscow practically a top 10 worldwide city for a moment.
Went to shit when they had to act to keep their only warm port away from NATO, but it had to be done. Russia needed that land, else it would have no navy.
>>59080369
>the economy was growing
In Moscow and a few of the bigger cities.
>>59080431
Faster in Moscow and a few other cities, slower elsewhere, growing everywhere.
I think you underestimate just how fucking shit Russia was just before Putin.
Like, 1997 Bulgaria tier bad. Government taking loans from the mafia bad. An epidemic of cannibalism in the east bad. Talks of further federal division bad.
Putin practically brought it from the dead and saved it. Now he is killing it with his foreign politics.
Something to be said about making sure to replace your conqueror with an accountant on time, else you spread thin and collapse.
>>59080369
About the Crimea stuff, I never really understood if the majority of those who live there are Ukrainians, Tatars or Russians
Happy Europe day
>>59080572
russians
Guten tag aber Albanien
>>59080613
And why the west did so much fuzz over the annexation and even declared the referendum as illegal? Did they really think Russia would let their only warm water military port to be lost this easily?
>>59080535
>Like, 1997 Bulgaria tier bad. Government taking loans from the mafia bad. An epidemic of cannibalism in the east bad. Talks of further federal division bad.
Scary stuff. They'll eventually follow the same fate as the butthurt belt
Hello my faithful friends!
>>59080700
It isn't theirs at the first place and they had to do something, you know that the west are cocksuckers as well
>>59079661
>Bačka belongs to Hungary
>only 2 or 3 towns in the north have a majority population
>their population is rapidly declining
When is this meme going to end?
>>59080572
>1. Russia has its navy set up there.
>2. Russia is recovering and trying to influence international politics.
>3. NATO was in talks with Ukraine.
Those are given facts.
>4. NATO is an organization with the goal to keep Russia in check.
>5. The democratically elected president was about to refuse NATO and join a pact with Russia.
Those can be argued, but you should agree.
From this follows, and I can't prove any of this, but it can be reasoned, that NATO supported a coup so they can achieve their goal - getting Russia's port away from them and thus removing their ability to influence the near and middle East, like Syria for example.
Russia couldn't allow this to happen, so it invaded, directly or by proxy, to keep its port.
Basically Ukraine I think is a proxy war between NATO and Russia, started by NATO to cripple Russian ability to influence Syria, where Putin acted very aggressively and possibly hastily.
Now the thing has degraded into a wallet-off between Russia and Germany, and Russia is using a dirty tactic of ensuring the flow of refugees towards Germany to damage their economy and at the same time making public statements that seek to damage the German government's image.
The latest development is that Turkey was recruited by NATO to help balance things, and Russia hasn't found an answer to that problem yet.
If Turkey stops the refugees crisis for Germany, the German economy stabilizes and the faith in their government returns, Russia would have to concede and withdraw some claims, possibly trading Syria for Crimea, which it might have already done behind the curtains.
t. geopolitics pro
>>59080736
I think trading parts of Vojvodina for the greater serbia idea is not that bad.
>>59080736
Hey, I didn't draw it, its a /his/ collaboration.
Here is a popular alternative.
>>59080798
DELET THIS RIGHT NOW
>>59080755
>Turkey or NATO stopping immigration to Germany
You cannot help somebody who doesn't want to help himself.
>>59080793
There's literally no point in doing this. We won't get anything from Hungary anyways, and in the next 100 years there won't be any Hungarians there. Right now there's more Gypsies there than Hungarians
>>59080798
This one makes Greece too big
Let's make a /balk/ collaboration
Macedonia will be turned into a moreta of course because splitting it is autistic and we will never make a deal about it
We need a good map template
>>59080875
Germany has to keep their liberal image, but the government would much rather if everyone thought them very liberal and helpful without actually having to help.
The dream for Merkel is to talk about refugees welcome, and not have to welcome any refugees.
>>59080891
It's more when it's singular, dumb serbshit
>>59080755
You have a very well thought out and interesting theory, but how do you suppose Russia gets to control the flow of refugees?
>>59079661
>scots literally genocided
t-thanks
>>59080798
Good map!
>>59080898
Either you are terribly wrong, or Merkel is the worst leader of modern history.
>>59080954
>Merkel is the worst leader of modern history
When it comes to immigration and foreign policy, yes.
>>59080954
I guess the truth is somewhere in the middle
>>59080935
By prolonging the Syrian crisis, bombing non-military settlements, making press releases which force Germany to act more and more liberal.
When Putin says Merkel is killing the European tradition and German people by letting in so many refugees, for example, Merkel has no choice but to go all out on refugees welcome, because anything else would be admitting it.
Also don't forget that there are Ukrainian refugees too, created by further Russian prolongation of the conflict there.
Putin is playing chess well, and he has been smacking German interests for over a decade now.
The problem is he was too cocksure when he invaded Ukraine. Should've tried to reinstate his puppet president, he had a good claim, he was democratically elected. Make reference to the British-American backed coup in Iran back in the day and its terrible results, to Libya. He could've won a media war and get what he wants with words.
>>59081028
I have never thought of it this way. Thanks Bulgariabro for the redpill :3
So how do we fix Europe
Macedonia is an unclaimable moreta
my gf visited for the last week
what did I miss?
any cunt/doxing event?
>>59080891
>This one makes Greece too big
Oh rly?
>>59081193
The big Ohrid lake is obviously Bulgarian.
>>59081203
>WE WUZ ROMANS AND SHEEEEIT
There are like 15 million greeks worldwide.
Why the clay hunger? You can't fill it. Most of that land is turks.
If you actually got these borders, you'd be a minority.
>>59081203
That's Byzantium
It's different from the pan-Hellenic identity
Byzantium was a multicultural state, much like the Ottoman Empire
>>59081198
>gf visited for the last week
>can't browse the internet
>visiting, implying long distance relationship
Get a new gf, loser.
bepis
this is a really good map i really like this map
Does anyone have any objections?
Should we continue tweaking the Balkans?
Should Greece expand at all or should we share it between Great Bulgaria and Great Serbia?
What can you guys tell me about the Bulgarian Gorillas that I hear about so much?
>>59081456
>>>/pornhub/
>>59081193
I'm not autistic enough to finish or defend this, making sensible border changes is hard and I quit after thinking about it for a minute.
Also pls no .gif
>>59081432
Everything east of Salonika is bulgarian. Also make a canal through Aslbania to the makke sea
>>59081456
They fuck Greek Ass
>>59081432
exterminate the croatian cucks first
>>59081456
>google mutri
>go to images
>fap
Male to female transgender asexual lesbian.
>>59081517
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cusano_Mutri
Very sexy indeed
>>59081574
Interior crocodile alligator. I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
>>59081608
Look at my horse
My horse is amazing
>>59081608
The lyrical genius never ceases to amaze me.
Are there any BIG PROJECTS taking place in your country at the moment?
rate my breakfast
>>59081712
the Tri Moreta project is still going
>>59081739
I wish I were a neet
>>59081739
>LOOK AT ME GUYS I'M THE GUY THAT COLLECTS COINS!!11!
>>59081772
i'm not a neet, tho
>>59081514
>>59081495
I think this is fair desu
There's no such thing as Romanian national idenitity
Veneto and Pagania become independent
Constantinople becomes an independent state much like the Papacy
>>59081739
Rate mine.
>>59081791
No autism necessary laddie.
>>59081799
collecting coins ain't employment
>>59081801
gtfo from salonika and just build the canal between you and greace and we have a done deal.
>>59081801
>that bulgaria
I should be happy, but its so aesthetically unpleasing I am just not sure.
Also your borders don't make sense if you imagine where rivers and mountains go.
Its just not very practical in that way.
Bonus points for independent Constantinople state though, I think that is for the best.
Shame the greeks need to get shafted to achieve it.
>>59081791
do you expect me to "stage" my desk just to take a photo of my dish, retard? eat shit.
>>59081820
but working as IT security is, so fuck off.
>>59081870
no, you fuck off, xpozed
Why do you like maps so much? None of you could even get your capital to 1st world standards, let alone the provinces.
>>59081897
make me, bby
>>59081909
because video games thought me that more clay means more power
look at india, they will be colonizing mars by 2030
>>59081930
Tell me more about your job
>>59081909
>Disneyland in charge for giving 1st world status to others
>>59081963
rather not
>>59081840
Okay
But the hole in the Macedonian lake is too big and the canal has fast currents
>>59081970
that's the anticki privilege for you lad
>>59081846
I know they all aesthetically look shit
But look at modern Croatia
Look at Republika Srpska
>>59082029
>Poorgarians
>>59082013
Perfect!
So when do we backstab each-other and loose all the clay :3?
>>59081801
I-I thought we were friends..
>>59082013
If this magically came into existence, NATO would just support albanian/macedonian/serbian separatists for example, and ensure that states are created for them.
>>59082082
>I-I thought we were friends..
>friends
>balkans
pregateste F-16urile
>>59082082
I'll be your friend, Northern Bulgarian man.
>>59082013
We have a 7% growth in industrial output from jan-mar 2016 compared to last year. When we btfo the refugees last year it was like advertising for our effectiveness, all those new denars
>>59082147
I accept your friendship, turk blooded man :3
>>59082192
Excellent. Lets meet and fuck.
>>59082204
Can I come too?
>>59082147
>Northern Bulgarian man
delete this you little shit
>>59082204
>>59082214
N-No thanks. I think Greece wants to be fucked by a gorilla turk. :D
I'm a girl by the way
>>59082253
you sure do type like one
>>59081312
we don't hang in the city that much, we travel a lot
>/out/ies
sorry you are a pleb to the system, you fucking piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsUaOWZlldg
>>59082253
Bucharest?
>>59082386
Nope
>>59082450
then get the fuck off my thread
>>59082478
It's not your thread dear
>>59082495
FUCK OFF YOU FILTHY PROVINCIAL
>>59082253
>I'm a girl by the way
me too
>>59082589
prove it
>>59082568
I'm from Cluj Napoca which is better than your Bucharest shithole
>>59082366
my dudes
>>59082610
kek
>>59082610
Sterge asta acum nenorocit(o)
I've taken a shit near the entrance of a metro station in Bucharest. It was in a park near some massive building. I also slept in the park that night.
I see autism is reaching critical levels. Good, good.
Have a look at what triggered mine today.
Woe unto thee who must witness such horrors on your way to work every day. I just passed by this blasphemous monstrosity today, and I almost had a heart attack I was screaming on the inside.
Who the fuck thought those white lines were a good design? Architects with bought diplomas should be suspended by their balls from the highest building in the city for crimes like this. A literal kindergarten kid could come up with a better design.
Fuck.
Post architectural horrors from your cities lads.
>>59082673
Toј oд лeвo co зeлeнaтa мaицa ми e мнoгy пoзнaтa фaцa, миcлaм дeкa e eдeн oд нaјaнтичкитe дијacпopcки opгaнизaтopи. Зaтoa пee "Hиe нe cмe Бyгapи, чeдa cмe нa Aлeкcaндap" y cpeд Бyгapијa лyдaкoт.
>>59082767
get the fuck out, normie fuck
>>59082767
You have way worse, like block 23.
>>59082253
Pls be in London
>>59082785
>he dares call me a normie
don't ever reply to me again without my permission
>>59082780
implying he is not anticki
>>59082808
That's commie era brutalism, its to be expected. This was completed two or three days ago.
Look at this vile shit.
>>59082812
pathetic
>>59082866
it's beautiful :3
>>59082679
when I visited Bucharest as a kid and went on the metro an old man gave me an apple and said I looked like his deceased son, my dad made me say bogdaproste to him
r8 my metro experience
>>59082866
Don't you have a revolution going in Skopije or some shit? I think you have more to worry about right now
>>59082866
you know shit about architecture
you know shit about style and buildings
you are shit
go ahead, kill me with some jewish wikipedia fact
>>59082929
rate mine
>>59082718
>it was aroynd 6 am
>>59082866
It's not even that bad you autistic s*rv
>>59082930
Skojpe is in fyrom
>>59082979
>>59082933
THE LINES
THE FUCKING LINES M8
WHY ARE THEY LIKE THAT
>>59082966
ayy/lmao
>>59082589
proof now
>>59082589
i orgasm'd
>>59083004
woah calm down
![C_5a7b165a80a6429540d36b727840fb17[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zz8YzIJ.jpg "C_5a7b165a80a6429540d36b727840fb17[1].jpg")
>>59083004
>meanwhile in sofia
>>59083004
you seem to like them froggies, normie friend
better watch out for them new facebook memes
they gonna get ya
![C_a1ceb60a89b075b3fd9327fa571b03ea[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7EPQkFa.jpg "C_a1ceb60a89b075b3fd9327fa571b03ea[1].jpg")
>>59083004
>>59083056
the lines, mason, the lines
>>59083069
stop replying to me fucker
you're upsetting my wife's son
there is no such thing as girls
>>59083056
I hope you literally kill yourself if you work there, btw2bh
>>59083004
LIIIIIIIINESSSSSS
>>59083095
you mean my son :^)
how's the normie life going on? cuck
>>59083096
Пpијaтeлe зoштo cи гнeвeн?
>>59083123
holy shit is that real
>>59083123
>>59083086
![114[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eYulwSW.jpg "114[1].jpg")
>>59083140
u jelly of our supreme architecture?
>>59083172
go win an internet arguement somewhere else, normie :^)
dont forget that wikipedia tab yo
If your city is less than 5000 years old it's not a city. If your country is less than 1000 years old it's not a country.
>>59083123
>>59083177
that would've been pretty but they fucked it up with that lone balcony. Why would they do that?
No more (You)s for you
>>59083214
if your live your life based on ancient history and dead traditions you are a faggot
![20110824134346[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KBpOxMm.jpg "20110824134346[1].jpg")
>>59083226
I don't know, its from Prague. The placement is bad, an old building was removed for it, and its near some traditional park and bridge.
>>59083253
Fuck off neolib
>go on a 20min bike trip in macedonia
>end up at the bulgarian border
what the fug
>>59083242
aw, did u hack me? better call ur reddit friends to back ya up
grouse yarn cobber
>>59082366
>>59082673
0:19 - "ДA ЖИBEE БУГAPИJA"
![Edificio_Mirador[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IDXPD5g.jpg "Edificio_Mirador[1].jpg")
>spain in charge of commie blocks
>>59083242
You're still sore over the 12cm dick banter yesterday, 12cm boi
>>59083287
cuck :D
>>59083360
didn't even post yesterday
my dick is twice that size you shitter
>>59083360
he's upset, cuz his facebook friends can't see him winning in 4chin
;_;
>>59083360
mine is something like 12-14 cm, aint even mad
not like anyone other than me ever sees it
>>59083392
prove it, normie cunt
>>59083424
kek
>>59083392
I know but see how you gave that you :3
>>59083346
That looks oddly serene, in a 90s kind of way, I like the hole in the middle.
>>59079661
>people literally post my map everywhere
Next time I'll make GrossBulgarianEmpire
>>59083439
not to the autistic booger tho
he's a bad boy, no more (You) for him
>>59083448
>Next time I'll make GrossBulgarianEmpire
INSHALLAH
>>59083464
>>59083424
M I C R O
I
C
R
O
>>59083177
>our
since when "we" are Czech?
>>59083424
Your dick is so small it resembles a romanian mall.
>>59083512
BENIS xDDD
>>59083577
:DDDDDDD
btw serbia has a reddit account
>>59082013
>Agion Oros ruined
>Thessaloniki ruined
>The polution of Thermaic Gulf will progress into the Balkans
this map is pretty good.
hey, I've just found out when exactly our based Greek reign in the Haemus peninsula had started to crumble and finally dissolve in 1453
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavs#Migrations
![over_the_line_by_mitchmerriweather18[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S8BOGq7.jpg "over_the_line_by_mitchmerriweather18[1].jpg")
>>59083560
Apologize me. Nigga apologize me.
Nigga apologize me right fucking now nigga I swear to my mother nigga best apologize me.
>>59083631
Could be the turks. Just saying.
>>59083676
My apologies, did not intend to antagonize you.
>>59083560
Sashe, why are you still banned?
>>59083753
There is a blanket ban on some ISP ranged in Macedonia and Bulgaria for no reason.
Just fishing for pass subscription dollar, since that goes through range bans.
>>59083813
are you a twisted fucking psychopat?
>>59083813
>There is a blanket ban on some ISP ranged in Macedonia and Bulgaria for no reason.
>Just fishing for pass subscription dollar, since that goes through range bans.
>fishing for pass money
> in macedonia and bulgaria
>>59083909
Eh, he got me, 2 years in a row paying to post on a mongolian throat singing assembly.
When I log out from the pass I am still banned, despite having changed apartment and ISP in that time.
>>59083937
have you thought your ISP might be used by those who host botnets or spam services?
>>59083937
>apartment
do you mean horse?
>>59083978
I changed ISP, and have another ISP in the office.
Basically I've had 3 different IPs on 3 different ISPs be banned the moment I start using them, and forever.
>>59084003
not living in a zemlyanka
>mongolshit
>>59084010
have you tried reaching out the devs?
>>59084044
no u
>>59083424
>15-15.5cm
fellsgoodman
>>59084046
I asked m00t during his Q&A, he said there was "suspicious activity" and thats all.
>>59084088
>suspicious activity
that pretty much confirms my thoughts, somebody is using ip ranges from slavic countries for suspicious stuff
Wouldn't be cheaper for you to invest to a VPN instead of the pass?
>>59084088
did you actually check if there are any reports
https://www.abuseipdb.com/
>>59084135
Probably, but less convenient, since I post from home and my office, that takes time to set up, I wouldn't be able to post from my phone in my apartment, etc.
I have no life, so I spend little, I have the spare twenty bucks for a pass.
>>59081814
>Cpeдeц
>>59084177
>X.X.X.X was not found in our database
>>59084178
I see, pretty much I can't still get used of the captcha (which was introduced 5 or 6 years ago?), at least that serves a purpose
Range bans are fucking retarded imo, I believe moot wasn't lying to you but I won't exclude the possibility of trying to make their ends meet with this "measure"
>>59084179
I think its "President" now.
>look up old prices
>a pack of Sredec used to be 580 lv (58 stotinki)
>its 5 lv now
http://www.capital.bg/politika_i_ikonomika/bulgaria/1997/11/08/241602_fiksiranite_ceni_na_cigarite_shte_se_poiaviat_na/
>>59084277
If I recall correctly when they releases passes numbers it turned out that 4chan makes about a minimum wage for USA standards. Thats just income, expenses not considered.
>>59084294
nobody gives a shit, you retarded fuck
![IMG_2024_edited[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZfgDnk6.jpg "IMG_2024_edited[1].jpg")
>>59084346
Why are you always so mad and dismissive, always trying to get offended and insult others?
You should consult with a specialist, there is surely another way for you to live, a more pleasant and enjoyable way. Seek help.
>>59084396
fuck off mike
ded tred
>>59084722
explain this meme
>>59084778
Having a map of greater X is such a dumb balkan neanderthal thing to do.
>>59083813
Now you know our pain. Granted it was only one isp, the biggest one kek
>tfw foreign fucking shits cant compete with rds
>>59083813
blizoo?
>>59084803
wow, fucking hysterical
hello filthy slavs
>>59085016
Powernet, Net1, Blizoo.
Remember to ignore the retarded Greek anon
>>59085094
sorry
>>59085124
SKASE RE GIFTARMA MIN SOU GAMISO
>>59085094
You should seek legal action. If australia can post then so should you
GAMO TIN ORTHODOXIA SAS FLOROI
>>59085179
You mean me suing 4chan? I'd honestly rather pay for the pass.
>>59084564
enjoy your ban
>>59085209
Yea but it would be funny. Claim to be a gypsy and say they discriminated you
guys did you know that Albanians were the actual Ancient Greeks and Ancient Romans?
I just read that book and it explained everything to me.
How could I be so blind?
This should be the official /balk/ song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYKENqLKK-Y
![1462790118192[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/T3wYwQR.png "1462790118192[1].png")
>>59085348
Azis - Mrazish is the official /balk/ song though.
>>59079661
fixed
we send the greeks to italy or balkans
>>59085412
>700 years later, the ottomans still cant conquer that one island
>>59085406
no, that's the anthem of Bulgaria..
>>59085456
Shut up, tigan
>>59081432
give macedonia to bulgaria, and return the sea access to the romanian bros
>>59081432
wheres fyrom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA6tvw7fsc4
I just slept for 13 hours.
I wish I had a job so this does not happen.
>>59086217
I wish I didn't need to keep a job so I can sleep 13 hours a day.
>>59086217
Literally let's trade
>>59086272
This literally only happened because yesterday I decided to stay up after I woke up at 5am, after 6 hours of sleep. Apparently that wasn't enough so I fell in coma once I hit the bed last night.
If I could work half the time I do now, for half the wage, I'd take it on the spot.
Sadly it isnt an option, and if I want to work half the time I'll get like a fifth of the money, which wont let me exist in Sofia.
>>59085213
cancer
>>59079661
what is that blue yugo flag? Never seen that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKhegPskTb0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4VtHUJ2-Bo
i just read penpal
this has got to be the greatest creepypasta of all time
Srebrna Krila
Corruption in fact was common in all the Balkan countries but none more so than in Romania where it was carried to extreme lengths. Bribery, corruption and
dishonesty were prevalent in ofcial, political and business circles. Hordes of politicians and ofcials waxed fat on the Treasury, as did the business intimates
and friends of the Bratianu brothers, who dispensed largesse on a liberal scale to their supporters. As one contemporary observed, the state administration was
‘annexed by the party bosses and the public budget has been conscated for the benet of the clients of these parties’. It was, in fact, ruled by the elite for the
elite, who had little interest – if any – in the welfare of the masses.
-Derek Aldcroft
The eternal Romania.
>>59087286
This better be good or I'm filtering you
>>59087650
It's getting better since the DNA is getting some momentum
http://www.realitatea.net/oficial-american-admiram-lupta-impotriva-corup-iei-in-romania-dna-model-pentru-arile-din-regiune_1932674.html
bulgarian antinatalism
![1462796073398[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/JKZGnJK.jpg "1462796073398[1].webm")
ehheheheheh
>>59087886
that's overkill
>>59087886
what ??
look at dem babies
>>59081739
looks delicious tbqh
>>59087986
WAWA WIWA YOUA RE RICH
>>59087982
hownew.bg
>>59087969
>>59087982
There is a gore video where the floor caves in and a girl falls inside and gets rekt.
![52[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/flLXeqC.jpg "52[1].jpg")
