itt we pretend we're canadian
I'll start
Canada is the kid you went to school with that tried so hard to fit in and you only kept them around to make fun of them.
>>59078015
So relatable xD
DUDE HOCKEY LMAO I STILL WATCH EVEN THOUGH A CANADIAN TEAM HASN'T BEEN RELEVANT IN OVER 20 YEARS
>>59078032
Leafs: 13 Cups
Habs: 24 Cups
Flames: 1 Cup
Oilers: 5 Cups
Total: 43 Cups
Red Wings: 11 Cups
Blackhawks: 6 Cups
Bruins: 6 Cups
Rangers: 4 Cups
Islanders: 4 Cups
Flyers: 2 Cups
Devils: 3 Cups
Penguins: 3 Cups
Stars: 1 Cups
Kings: 2 Cups
Avalanche: 2 Cups
Hurricanes: 1 Cup
Ducks: 1 Cup
Lightning: 1 Cup
Total: 47 Cups
Rest of American Teams have won 0 cups
5 Canadian teams have won almost as much as all the American teams. There are 24 U.S teams and only 6 Canadian teams. Also half the roster of American teams are usually Canadian players.
>>59078565
This is why this board hates you
>>59078565
*Flames: 2 cups
It was in.
>>59078565
fucking autistic leafposters
>>59078565
>muh Canadian players
>>59078565
All I got out of that was that Canada has won fewer Cups than the US
ur mom xDD khand' am i cool yet ??
[brutally murders some cute seals]
>tfw the fire reaches their house
>pour water on fire
>it was actually maple syrup
>it catches fire
>look for non-maple syrup water
>there is none