Canada is the kid you went to school with that tried so hard to fit in and you only kept them around to make fun of them.

>>59078015
So relatable xD

DUDE HOCKEY LMAO I STILL WATCH EVEN THOUGH A CANADIAN TEAM HASN'T BEEN RELEVANT IN OVER 20 YEARS

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>>59078032
Leafs: 13 Cups
Habs: 24 Cups
Flames: 1 Cup
Oilers: 5 Cups
Total: 43 Cups

Red Wings: 11 Cups
Blackhawks: 6 Cups
Bruins: 6 Cups
Rangers: 4 Cups
Islanders: 4 Cups
Flyers: 2 Cups
Devils: 3 Cups
Penguins: 3 Cups
Stars: 1 Cups
Kings: 2 Cups
Avalanche: 2 Cups
Hurricanes: 1 Cup
Ducks: 1 Cup
Lightning: 1 Cup
Total: 47 Cups
Rest of American Teams have won 0 cups

5 Canadian teams have won almost as much as all the American teams. There are 24 U.S teams and only 6 Canadian teams. Also half the roster of American teams are usually Canadian players.

>>59078565
This is why this board hates you

>>59078565
*Flames: 2 cups

It was in.

>>59078565
fucking autistic leafposters

>>59078565
>muh Canadian players

>>59078565
All I got out of that was that Canada has won fewer Cups than the US

ur mom xDD khand' am i cool yet ??

[brutally murders some cute seals]

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>tfw the fire reaches their house

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>pour water on fire
>it was actually maple syrup
>it catches fire
>look for non-maple syrup water
>there is none