Alice Gonzaga edition
>>59060142
lol i actually know that girl personally in real life
she's ok
>>59060142
oh fuck im in love
Flipbong is a girl.
>>59060142
Good night my asian comrades. Let's discuss something asian.
>>59060663
Okay. Can I complain?
In museums, people assume that black people and arabs might have french citizenship, but whenever they see me, they often automatically assume I am a foreign tourist merely because I am asian.
>>59060663
Everyone goes like "ni hao" to me in restaurants. I say "cibai" in return
Imawake now. Wil be going to vote soon in 1 hour.
>>59061537
That's racist
Mungkin ini memang jalan takdirku
Mengagumi tanpa dicintai
Tak mengapa bagiku
Asal kau pun bahagia
Dalam hidupmu
>>59061585
Me or the waiters and waitresses who serve me?
The tone of their voice is more of trying to be friendly most of the time. Except that one time at a kebab shop I ate in where the guy was saying it in a humorous way. He fucks around with other customers so that isn't racist.
I just say "cibai" back for the lulz and told them it's "thank you" in Mandarin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT6XU1gzI3w
![20160121lr03[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OjYjR90.jpg "20160121lr03[1].jpg")
One hour lads.
>>59061966
This is wrong.
Their tone sounds friendly because they are making fun of you and are happy because you don't even fight back.
Don't let them make fun of you.
>>59062127
WTF you got to be kidding me.
I always thought it's for hospitality since there's quite a lot of chinks where I live.
>>59062658
You mean, Chinese people in your area can't even talk english and waiters are forced to talk chinese?
Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
>>59062880
Quite a number of them are tourists.
>>59063097
Well, your circumstances are a bit different then.
The guy in the kebab shop is like some drunk guy though.
>>59063237
He's just trying to be funny to everyone he serves.
>>59063559
Racism must never be joked about or trivialized.
That guy's way to be funny is plain wrong.
>>59063628
Oops, forgot to remove my /fr/ tripcode
On my way to precinct to vote our savior duterte
>>59063715
I like the way Duterte is against criminality, yet pro-LGBT. He is every true leftist's dream.
Please make him into a leader.
>>59063628
Why do you sound like an SJW now ;__;
fugg gtx titan is now 20000 pesos
wtf
>>59063911
N-no, I'm definitely not one, I am against migrants and I don't like black and arabs, but I also don't like racist jokes. Well, I can make such jokes about on 4chan, but I just think it's wrong to make them in real life in front of people who don't like them. I'm definitely not a SJW, okay ?!
Dapat Tama guys
That means, don't vote Marcos for VP
Let's see who's going to be the next Presidente, and if they will save this country for once, or make it get worse
On my way to voting precinct now lads.
>>59064675
Can you take pictures with your phone?
>>59063951
1080 is around the corner.
Double the power of the Titan.
NVidia™ wants you to upgrade to their new hardware so you can play those PC Games™ smoothly with Gameworks™.
from Twitter
>>59060142
The only good spic is a dead spic behind a wall. MAGA!
>>59065045
What did he mean by this?
>be me
>kodigo in my pocket
>open kodigo
>two army guys walking fast to my direction
>you're not supposed to bring that thing inside, miss
fak so this thing isn't allowed inside.
>>59065257
>miss
>>59065257
>I m a grill btw
Shove it up your poon.
1. Duterte
2. Binay
1. Marcos
2. Cayetano
3. Pacquiao
8. De Lima
cap this faggots, you heard it here first, only here on 4chan. Don't go away!
>>59063628
>>59063678
>Trip
Terrorist enabler.
>>59065331
>spics
Yes. kill 'em all.
>>59065257
did you tell them it's your kodigo? that should be allowed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhuYIr1J1zc
>>59062012
>One hour
what did he mean by this
when will the results be released?
yeah, eat your fucking koko krunch/pandesals while it's still there, cause in three months time it's going to be fucking rationed.
You faggots ready for Premier Rody Duterte?
>>59065420
They took all of our kodigos and threw it into the trash can.
>>59065243
le banana republik meme
>>59065704
polls open
>>59065257
what's a kodigo
>>59065331
>being this much of a shill
>>59066166
that's stupid. I reckon you're from Jolo? or Maguindanao? you can be facebook-famous with this story.
>>59056728
Yeah its not like it full of development in the NCR either just so happens people flock there.
That's the reason why they put those jobs in cebu or davao in the first place to try and turn them Into a catch basin.
>>59064836
I think it illegal and impolite to others. This is the only pic that I've taken.
Time to vote lads
>>59066836
Mahaba na pila brad.
>>59066675
Masbate, and no, the army said it's regional law.
>>59067082
Didn't you know? People from Masbate do not have the right to vote :^)
t. someone with a surname of Masbate origin
Papasok na si Dick sa senado.
>>59067082
They're doing their job right they are trying to prevent you to Vote for Dutdut
Hahahahahaha..
Your story checks out so much
>>59067082
>regional law
lol I don't such thing exists. all comes from the comelec/constitution.
>>59067316
I watched some video of Dick crying because Erap was taking away his free port XD
>>59067511
I bet hes probably not even going to vote
>tfw the new mayor of London is a fucking mudshit
I swear Protestants is the most c.ucked religion in the world
Brit-chan~
>surrounded by good, wholesome people wearing yellow
>removed that bitch of a deep splinter I got from shitty restaurant chopsticks
>saw my overwatch premade buddies in the other precinct, they confirmed they'll get on for more games before the beta ends
Feels good to embody civic responsibility
>>59067884
>implying Cucktholic any better
>>59067951
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59067977
>be muslim
>get shot
>nobody cries
>be christian
>get shot
>christian government order to drop bombs on muslims
>>59061291
Well obviously. Do you live in Paris? There's at least two million chinese tourists on their way to the louvre at any one time.
Is there anything better on this planet than a cute good natured Asian girl?
>dress beautifully
>take care of themselves past marriage
>conservative
>educated
>smart
>independent
>>59066241
kodigo = cheat sheet
just finished voting
and there is a big ass amored truck outside the school with alteast 20 armed guys
>>59068164
RIP
>>59068197
ayaaa don't cheat lah~ How much did you get paid?
>>59068096
I don't live in Paris, I went to different museums.
>There's at least two million chinese tourists on their way to the louvre at any one time.
This argument is irrelevant as all ethnicities are represented.
You don't understand because you've got your white privilege.
>>59063628
Fuck off you idiotic SJW.
>>59067884
>That mayor is an ahmadiyya and LGBT supporter
The butthurt tweet from wahhabi is glorious
Just came back to the polls
Voted for Roxas-Robredo and based Palparan
>>59068530
>LGBT supporter
that's even fucking worse, I'll avoid London like a plague now. I'm luckily to be living faraway from that shitfest, everyone is so rude there.
>>59068413
I'm not a SJW though...
>>59068642
Your mayor doesn't look that bad to be honest.
Negros
>>59068279
0 because I'm a strong independent thinker who don't need no cheat sheet
>>59064230
What about racial stereotype. I didn't find South Park's City Wok chef to be offensive and honestly I thought it was quite funny.
>>59068983
It depends on the situation.
I don't watch South Park.
>>59068983
City Wok chef fighting the City Sushi chef was best, Fucking Monglians,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7xP5EFThh0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAnGYocNP7I
>>59069055
Here's a little example,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAnGYocNP7I
*taps the sign*
>>59069116
Sushi chef is actually a whittu piggu, representing the Japanese being honorary Aryans
>chatting with Filipina qt
>she changes her profile picture to Duterte's face
>mfw feels like Duterte is flirting with me
>>59069732
a big red flag. break all contact immediately.
>>59060663
>Let's discuss something asian.
What's your favourite anime comrade?
>>59069732
Putang ina Mayor dapat and mauna
>>59069805
Shiki
>>59068027
Aryan whitu mustard rice. Pakistan bombed best day of muh liff.
Going to my precinct later probably 1pm where theres less plebs around.
>>59069125
I don't like it but I dislike it much less than the honorary aryan meme.
>>59069805
I only watched the first episode but I like EVA.
>>59070206
I understand you.
>>59070206
>less plebs
Too late. You should have been first in line.
>>59070232
Its a clusterfuck there right now.
>>59070268
Thats what your dad said when your mom was considering to abort you.
>>59070276
I wish I could see that with my own eyes
>>59069732
Its a tramp stamp it means she got rape already
>>59070297
#Rekt
>>59070297
That doesn't make any sense. Go take a nap.
>>59070340
I hope your family gets murdered
>>59070232
You are sensitive.
I hate mongrorians
>>59070340
>Uncut Nails
>>59070373
So does your existence.
>>59070435
>You are sensitive.
T-thank you anon
>>59068313
French should be a homogenous society but they drunk the multicult koolaid. Go back to where you should be from if you want to feel native. You don't have any right to feel welcome in France
>>59065045
>mfw Miriam isn't even in the image
>>59070553
I already intend to go home.
I don't want to stay in a white country anymore.
>Go to /sp/
>Islam vs Angel
I dont know boxing outside of Senator Pacquiao
Who wins this?
>>59065045
>Binai
>Pou
>Duterute
>Rohasu
>>59065243
the one riding the biggest banana is the one china has have to pay off in the form of trains to secure their land grab
>>59070393
>getting murdered by dutdut
>in davao
I'm not a criminal tho. :^)
Kek they prioritize the dilaws before declaring PCOS machine "was broken." lmao
>>59070646
Sure you are, they always will be if you know what I mean :^)
>>59070455
truly a poorfag
Anybody paying attention to the election? Is it true that there is corruption with the voting?
What time do polls close?
no one has even voted yet and the machine got broken lel,
>>59070692
Its disgusting
>>59070710
There's no corruption with the voting Ameribro
Just some jew counting our ballots
>>59070738
I can't stand people with long nails, what if you wipe and shit gets stuck underneath.
>>59070730
where you live pham?
>>59070710
obviously its broken and will automatically vote for mar top kekes :^)
>>59070772
Aside from hygiene its also less appealing for a guy to have a long finger nails.
>>59070763
I heard from my parents that Filipinos from Hong Kong voting for senators only, they noticed that the machine registered to voting for Rojas even thought they are not voting for him.
>>59070822
This
>>59070832
my aunt says it too how convenient "^}
>>59070862
I think he was being sarcastic
>>59070869
>>59070832
Hey, so did my Aunt!
Instant besties!
She's beautiful.
>>59070730
5 p.m.
>>59066831
Tanjay? my ink color is different.
>>59070772
lol I Like people would easily believe shit like these
>>59070677
>>59070730
>>59067082
You still alive?
Anybody know who is leading in the polls?
>>59070932
dont celebrate yet
>>59070894
That would be ironic
>>59070983
yeah IKr because duterte is the one with the massive cheating agenda
>>59070935
>long fingernail
So, who did /asean/ vote?
Just woke up so I'm going to vote
>>59070928
my cousins aunt too OMG gurrll
No results yet maybe around 10pm is the start of counting
>>59070982
You know if I was them, I would hack China instead of hampering public websites.
>>59070935
your fingernail looks like one of those green algae you find in canals
>>59070954
Duterte our election is decided by social media bots
>>59071062
Polls start after closing time.
>>59071063
Maybe those hackers are already doing it for china
>>59071125
what did you expect? it's not like GMA is better, either. I just wish Al-Jazeera bought RPN instead of fucking CNN
>>59070954
>National polls
Dutdut
>Richfag polls
Poe/Dank Matweed
>Uni polls
Miriam
>>59071063
>pushing censorship
China did that false flag thing already.
>>59071031
Pres-Dutdut
VP-Marcos
Rep-Asean Inc
Senator: Belgica, Gordon, Lacson, Palparan, Zubiri, Recto, Osmena, Princess Kiram, Pacquiao, Liban, Gatchalian, Langit
>>59071110
Those counts are only for major cities.
>>59071125
kek, theres no doubt this will affect the results :^)
obviously our "bias" media is still so influential that the internet
>>59071125
If you don't like it, then there's this thing called switch off button? it's simple as that, if it hurts you so much.
Wait for like the second thats thats where the whole nation gets jumpy.
>>59071125
these will for sure prove the cheating allegations
topest kek
>>59071125
And water is wet
Pic related. Btw link is dead, but damn if the bias wasn't overflowing in this one.
>>59071169
Wanting someone who ran out of business to broadcast / compete with our oligarch media
What does it matter? The polls are going to be rigged. People are going to try to bastardize people power in the most ironic and comedic way possible but nothing will come out of it.
On the flip side, Dutdut wins. Nothing fucking happens as per usual and people get buttravaged that nothing is happening because they're idiots. Six years later everybody once again becomes reactionary fuckwits and vote somebody the complete opposite of the current regime.
Fucking wow. Philippine elections. Not even once.
>>59071169
Cnn and tv5 are honest media.
>>59071233
The next day*
>>59071250
As if that isn't true
>>59071277
>Clinton News Network
>Honest
>>59071272
Genius comment
>>59071272
pretty much this tbqh senpai
>>59071272
No if dutdut loses obviously he got cheated we riot we NPS riot
DaangDeathSquad now
>>59071277
>Cnn
>honest
>2016
>being butthurt because a media company is biased
Get used to it fag, media companies are still ran by people with feeling and opinions. Even the biggest media company (Rupert Murdoch's News Corp) is biased.
>>59071299
I don't think CNN has a terribly vested interest in Philippine politics as of yet. Maybe after three years.
>>59071277
Tv5 obviously because they are pro Duterte and they don't question bongbong
they are not bias
why are most mainland chinese tourist so terrible? i'd rather have them japanese here any day
Yfw these 3 are part of Duterte's cabinet
>>59071299
>>59071328
At least they appear to be nonpartisan unlike a certain Cojuanco-owned media outlet.
>>59071277
CNN airs typical useful idiot liberal garbage. and the Filipino hosts are perpetuating it like naive little dogs.
TV5 is Carlos Celdran/Jim Paredes armchair philosopher tier, with Lourd De Veyra completing the triad with his half-baked opinions. And he's cluelessly proud of it, my goodness.
>>59071378
Ah basta, hindi slia bias
>>59071010
Now THATs sarcasm.
>>59071354
>2016
>getting cucked by the media
All hail Cuckqueen
>>59071272
Red-pilled af
>>59071185
>Dutdut
>Marcos
>Belgica
>Pacquiao
Why did I even ask.
>>59071378
Presidential spokespersons. Otherwise, I don't think they're fit for any cabinet positions
>>59071185
>Pacquiao
aww shit nigga.
>>59070982
>website defacement
>"""""""""hacker"""""""""""
>>59071400
its the truth "^)
>>59071272
Wow, an actual logical viewpoint by a Flip regarding Pinoy politics.
That's a first
>>59071432
>revealing your power level
they're watching
>>59071272
thats expected m8 its a cycle...you're in Karkosa
>>59071451
nothing logical came out of our politics, always remember that.
>>59071277
Thanks lad
Gonna give you guys increased internet speed in a few years
>>59071451
no, its just the Jews and the bias media fooling us again and shilling for roxas :^)
>>59071432
The bloke who "Hacked" the comelec website was probably being guided by a legit haxx00r and somehow he just taken the credit for it.
>>59071486
Take your horrible internet speed and shove it up your ass. After that, shove Globe up there too. And fuck you for blocking Telstra.
>>59071272
>people get buttravaged that nothing is happening because they're idiots. Six years later everybody once again becomes reactionary fuckwits and vote somebody the complete opposite of the current regime.
this describes politics of most countries quite accurately
>>59071528
Thats Monopoly4u
>>59071378
Duts fuckbois?
I know that tulfo guy is
>>59071528
>Telstra
>Good
Didnt Ausfags here said it was terrible
>>59071528
I doubt Telstra is better.
National Broadband Network was way to go until Lozada tried to outjew everyone.
>Be me
>Doing extreme diet
>Only eat 3 slices of fruits a day
>It's already a week since I'm doing that
>lost more or less 7 kg
I can't lie, this methods is actually works. But, I think my body can't keep this up any longer.
>>59071570
Dunno why they become so greedy about it especially negotiating with the Chinese
IF only these govt officials will have a sense of contentment fuck.
>>59071566
It's not dependant on the company, it depends on the infrastructure
Telstra in the Philippines would be entirely seperate to Telstra in Australia
you can't just simplify it down to specific companies, it's much more than that
>>59071566
All of their ISP's are shit Telstra is the least shittiest but still shit
>>59071605
If yours is already shitty when being a continent
our will be shittier since were an archipelago
which is a huge factor for infrastructure
>>59071599
It's okay
Add a little cup of water with a tiny amount of suger inside it
Good luck
>Duterte doesn't win
>he incites People Power
>dutertards start riots
>a few people die here and there
>Winner resigns and Duterte takes his place
>uses the same rioting dutertards (maybe 50% of /asean/ are part of it) to enact martial law
>he creates revolutionary gov't
>it was all part of his keikaku
>>59071601
Govt cant into technology m8 thats why.
>Girls play guitars at the Mangyongdae Children's Palace in central Pyongyang, North Korea May 5, 2016.
what did they mean by this...
>>59071634
Nah
Duts will most likely be elected
But they will rape him on the inside since its useless of him if hes like the only guy in there and all the other boards are against him.
>>59071634
>Duterte
>People Power
More like NPA takeover lad
>Be alpha guy
>Have a shouting match against the oligarchs
It's just retarded
>>59071628
>If yours is already shitty
?
>>59071680
Hestia looks like shit in your pic. It's like you chose the worst possible frame from Danmachi.
>>59071451
I just want this shitfest to end already. Both sides are obnoxious in totally different ways, god forbid people actually make informed decision when they vote and don't just bandwagon like stupid motherfuckers.
Fuck me yes I'm mad. Almost all of my family members are dutdutfags and holy shit they are the most insufferable hypocrites I've ever had the displeasure to share my blood with.
Flanked by far-left millennials at work. Shanked by reactionary dogmatic retards everywhere else.
The heat is getting to me and none of the election bullshit is helping. I need a fucking drink. Alcohol ban be damned.
>>59071634
Nah people power is so used now adays
Hostile takeover/coup d'etat ect... goverment will be forced to apply Marshall Law.
Its happening guys.
>>59071601
because they will still have to use the PLDT infra we sill still get ta shitty service in a different package
unless you see boats laying down wires it will till be the same
>>59071272
>>59071723
Who you voting for senpai?
>>59071211
There's a thing called not being a cunt in front of relatives anon
>>59071744
>will still get the same shitty
>Still
WTF this computer is bias and cheating
>>59071277
>Clinton News Network
>Pangilinan's Interest: The network
>not biased
>>59071746
Roxas/Santiago
Robredo
I don't know about the senators but I know who I'm not voting for: "Theocracy is good and gays should be shot" Belgica, "Gays are immoral and I don't know anything about anything else" Pacquiao, "I'm a idiotic pornstar and only an idiot would elect me" Moreno.
>>59071797
Isnt Pangilinan backed by indogs?
>look up Duterte's policies
>he plans to privatize BIR
>>59071382
>non-partisan
>pro Democrat most of the time
>Shills Hillary nonstop
>Bashes Trump all the time not realizing that he can't be killed by the media
>>59071822
Indonesia confirmed bias and cheating
>>59071813
> "I'm a idiotic pornstar and only an idiot would elect me" Moreno.
Pics or vids of this, otherwise I'm calling shenanigans. Okay, I'm just suddenly horny but still
>>59071842
He gonna let gommies be the tax collectors
>>59071528
Daily reminder that every ISP worth their salt is using Pacnet (the most common and fastest intrawebs highway in Asia and the Pacific) while PLDT still insists on using its old intrawebs fiber optic network while Globe, Skycable and Bayantel pay the "toll" for using PLDT infrastructure.
>>59065257
please be my qt azn gf anon
Who are you guys voting for?
>>59071854
He's just hastening the progress to turn Philippines back into rightful Indo-clay
>>59071842
Gatchalian
>Privatize SSS
Duterte
>Privatize BIR
Okay, so now I have two in my list of definite idiots
>>59071746
Unfortunately, there's nobody else worth voting for aside from Roxas and trust me I don't want that incompetent shit running the country as well.
You see, the trick to any presidential election is not to vote for the most competent one or the one who shows the most promise --- it's to vote for the fuck up who'll fuck up the least.
Miriam is going to kick the bucket.
Poe is just another so Roxas so what's the point?
Don't even get me started on Binay.
The Duts is going to rock the boat too much and fucking honestly the country doesn't need that yet.
>>59071821
>>59071821
>>59071821
/phil/ containment thread
Only waifuposting here in /asean/
>>59065257
I thought it was allowed to bring your own list?
>>59071908
>it's to vote for the fuck up who'll fuck up the least
words to live by
>>59071908
>Poe is just another so Roxas so what's the point?
Just vote for her, she's leading the polls
A vote for Roxas is a vote for Duterte
YOU FAILED
>>59071947
Prepare for thread deletion
>>59071856
Alma Moreno is a well known "boldstar" and into porn so search for yourself.
>>59071850
CNN can be neutral if they want to but Donald Trump keeps stumping himself and its not like MSNBC, Fox, CBS and NBC aren't biased either.
Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper are pretty much neutral even though off-screen they are extreme libs being a hardcore Jew and the latter one is a fuccboi bottom. Meanwhile Sean Hannity, Greta VS and Bill O'Reilly of Fox keep shilling for Trump like they're on his payroll. Mika Brezinski of MSNBC shills hard for Donald even though MSNBC is left-wing as fuck.
>>59068164
Hows your vulcanizing shop familia?
>>59071723
>>59071272
>>59071908
Chill out, man.
You're going to die of a stroke sooner or later.
>>59071947
Fuck off
>>59071964
her candidacy is unconstitutional
if she wins how long do you think it will take for the the parties to unite and impeach her?
>CNN
>Neutral
I'm just laughing because those niggers there chimping out that will be out of job after Obama term.
>>59071957
Isn't this among the main feature of democracy? To deter utterly incompetent or corrupt leaders for staying in power for too long?
"The best dictatorship is better than the best democracy, but the worst democracy is better than the worst dictatorship," they say.
>>59071908
Poe can't be Roxas because Roxas is like Abnoy in the strictest sense
>8 years as a senator, dindu nuffin
>clean as slate (perhaps not but Abnoy didn't have any dirt on him until Hacienda Luisita came)
Meanwhile Poe is just a half-Aquino with the shittiest cronies behind her back (Erap, Jalosjos, Colmenares aka gommieshits, half of GMA's advisors since the other half are with Duterte)
>>59071908
i dont even care anymore. in fact id take any handouts right now and not vote.
>>59072037
Her financier was able to keep Hacienda Luisita for fucking 50 years
It's easy for her special interest to back her up.
>>59072051
>implying theres a best dicatorship
>>59072008
Not him, but dying of stroke isn't too bad. Better than being in this wild ride, fampai.
Surviving after one is shit though.
>>59072057
roxas did alot during the gloria days most economic tho.
>>59072057
Noynoy was pro-Gloria anti Hello Garci until Gloria didnt reciprocate the support when Hacienda Massacre happened
>>59072087
Witnessing things like these makes me feel "alive" somehow so ill stick around.
>>59072077
If the senate unites and lets say LP or PDP laban did and BInays camp she will be creamed
the coconut thing alone infuriate the people
>all these people voting Duterte instead of Santiago
>>59072109
>>59072146
A vote for Miriam is a vote for an easy Marcos presidency in a year or 2 when she dies
>>59072156
yeah people can make their own decisions here
>>59072146
>vote for a man who will turn the Philippines into a communist shithole
>vote for a woman who will not be physically able to perform her Presidential duties
The only real choices are Roxas and Binay. I voted for Based B.
