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magyar cigany
>>59044640
>Your were a stupid fuck/10
rude desu, but true
>>59044678
>Why would you lie to them, just don't tell them the truth.
i was raised to be a honest person desu
Hello v4!
Can you please do to my thread and read Interslavic meme language?
>>59043728
>>59044981
>that neck
/germanic/
>>59045058
Me too, i literally can't lie, i always stutter and get all awkward so its obvious as fuck. Thats why i learned to not tell the truth, its not so hard.
>>59044981
is that a turtle?
>>59045161
You need to convince yourself that you are telling truth when you want to lie
>t. liar pro
>>59045105
>not liking qt giraffes
>>59045071
nothing in particular, only Matolcsy "just inflate my shit up"" György did his thing
>>59045280
I don't really want to lie desu, playing on words is fun
>"You ever watch anime?"
>"Dude, only losers watch that shit."
>>59045493
I remember the time when it was around 20 forints
>>59045493
Egyik szeme a jegybanki alapkamaton,a másik a csajokon.
>>59045493
>>59045880
does it ever feel weird to be paying 300 moneys for a bottle of coke?
do you feel/notice the inflation in your daily life?
>>59046291
feels weird.The more I think about it,the weirder it feels.
How does it feel to pay only 2,3 money for a bottle of coke?
>>59046291
>does it ever feel weird to be paying 300 moneys for a bottle of coke?
i got used to it
>do you feel/notice the inflation in your daily life?
i remember when a coup of ice cream was like 50Ft now its 150 but it was like 15 years ago so its not that bad
>>59046291
learn the difference between inflation and exchange rates
the giants are fucking useless.
>>59046487
tbqh i dont really know how much coke costs because i havent bought it for 5 years now
(theres a metric ton of alternative cokes here some of which taste far better)
but it feels pretty normal i guess, as long as something as basic as that doesnt cost a 2 digit number i guess it would feel normal
most of us here havent even seen the 500kn and 1000kn (the largest) bill irl in our entire lives tbqh
>>59046532
a cup of ice cream is 5 kuna during the main tourist season here
>>59046743
im just asking what does picrelated feel like (pic isnt really correct but whatever)
>>59047035
>A pack of cigarettes is 1000+ orbándollárs
>>59046937
noone cares about your artifical difficulty game
>>59047607
have to agree on the artificial difficutly problem, it became really aparrent in late game when most early stuff dies in one hit.
Compared to MGRR on highest difficulty, where enemies aren't tough because of health pools and upped damage, but dangerous movesets, the inherent flaws of a leveling system in Dark Souls comes to light.
And NG+ to +++++x35 doesn't really change that either since it'S only stat inflation, artificialy difficulty.
I'm just getting done with DS3 and enjoy a few moments before the novelty wears off completely.
>>59047808
there is always pvp
>>59048368
meh. I don't enjoy pvp in souls games. it's annoying because 80% of the invaders are bitter cunts
>>59048435
>choco calling anyone bitter cunt
>>59048855
me? bitter?
how so, I'm the least bitter person alive.
>>59047441
My account reached 1.000.000 orbándollárs last month for the first time in my life.
Kind of depressing when you consider how little that is.
>>59049882
wow you're a millionaire.
how much would that be in monopoly money?
>>59050236
not the millionare,but kurva anyád.
pls stop hurting my national pride.
>>59050487
in the end it doesn't really matter how inflated your currency is. Ottokardollars aren't worth much more either and I don't even know what money the poles use so there's that.
>>59050554
Poles use Zloty
>Using Zoli as your currency
>>59050236
Only played once and that was about 10 years ago so I can only guess, but it must be around $3.
I ate vifonka with onions and hot paprika for dinner, that should give you an idea about my lifestyle.
>>59050608
that doesn't sound so bad desu.
>>59050608
I can only stomach the noodles from these "soups".
I want to play Witcher III but kinda feel like I should finish Witcher II before. But I dont have fun playing II at all
>>59050649
Oh I love it, but if I could help it, I'd rather eat venison pörkölt or steak and steamed vegetables.
>>59050721
What part are you at pham? Is it the combat that you hate?
>>59050721
You should finish 2.
Why would you not finish the story and move on?
You should continue for the sake of your own experience 2bh
>>59050972
I find the combat way way more fun than in witcher 1.
At begining just told my story to that blue guy and now we sailed somewhere. How many hours until end of the game ?
A Szomszédok magyar televíziós filmsorozat, amely az 1990-es évek egyik legkedveltebb, legismertebb és legnépszerűbb műsora volt. Az első rész próbaadását 1987. május 7-én, míg az utolsó 331. fejezetét 1999. december 30-án tűzték műsorra a Magyar Televízióban. A kultikus sorozatot többször ismételték; legutóbb 2015. március 16. és november 3. között az M3 csatorna ismételte.
Cselekménye a gazdagréti lakótelep egyik panelházában élő emberek, családok és ismerőseiknek, rokonságuknak mindennapjait, életét meséli el, apró-cseprő gondjaikat, mindennapi problémáikat, a kor jellemző helyzeteit, történéseit dolgozza fel 30 perces epizódokban. Három család története indul el. Vágásiék − fiatal tanítónő−nyomdász pár − albérletből költöznek új lakásba. Takácsék − nyugdíjas házaspár − házát az M0 autópálya építése miatt szanálják. Velük költözik Alma, az unokájuk is. Magenheimék − orvos−kozmetikus házaspár − sokéves spórolás után jutnak végre rendes lakáshoz. A három család egy új lakótelepi ház egyazon emeletére költözik.[1]
>>59050721
how far are you into the game? to speed the game up a bit you can ignore the farm x of x side missions if you dont feel like it, they are just filler.
i highly recommend you finish at least the main story, aside from being fun it also makes the witcher 3 much more enjoyable as you already know all the characters.
>>59051043
Also I hope that it was just a ruse and Foltest isnt really dead. He was such a bro ;_;7
>>59044981
after my first week of wagecucking I got to admit, it's not too bad desu
>>59051043
That's the prologue.
There's three more chapters and they're longer than the prologue each.
What happened to Aryan La Valette?
What happened to the Cinfrid Reavers?
Did you save any civvies during the siege?
>>59051265
talked him out of fighting with me and he then an heroed during my prison escape
told the guy to not be a retard and equip armor so all survived I guess
yeah saved every civvy that I saw
>>59050721
basically this >>59051181
Just run through it on easy mode senpai, also upgrade dodge-rolling, it's faster to get around rolling than running afaik
>>59051309
>talked him out of fighting with me and he then an heroed during my prison escape
At least you got the carry weight bonus then :^)
>>59051097
szarpaszta/10 I need the parlagű one
>>59051427
will do. Just how long is the game ? hope its not some 60 hours long stuff
>there people browsing this thread RIGHT NOW who like Overwatch and other modern blizzard games
FUKCIN CASULS
>>59051604
it is
>>59051604
main quests should be 20-30 hours
but side quests are pretty good, it's a bit of a waste to rush through
Tell you what, I hated the W2 combat on keyboard so much that I fucking played on easy
fights were babby mode but you don't skip anything at least
>>59051842
this.Blizzard died in 2010
>>59051604
i personally spent 20 hours doing every single side quest in the game, if you rush through it it's pretty fast. it's a good game though, you will enjoy it once you get through the kind of meh start
>>59051842
wish i could try it out and shit on it but my shitty uni internet won't handle udp connections
hello
can you pls help me translating this vid? thank yuw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmqTYAXrg4k
>>59051579
MEGVOLT
BASSZAMEG ELVESZTETTEM
Have a "Kalapszeder löttyintés" in exchange
*tips kalapszeder*
>>59052054
what kind of question is that?
they're talking about big hungarian dicks of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
I honestly hope you're watching this right now
>>59052054
>you will never wrestle with Slowvak qts
>>59051842
its pretty fun.
also esports incoming,literally opposite of casual games
>>59052054
what do you need to translate.
one is speaking meme language and other is translating it
A parlagfű latin neve: Ambrosia artemisifolia, a hármaslevelű parlagfűé pedig: Ambrosia trifida. Azt mondják rájuk, hogy gaz, pedig ez nem igaz. Gaz, csak az emberek között van, mert van rendes ember, meg gazember. Növények között nincsen gaz, csak haszonnövény és gyomnövény. A parlagfű nem gyomnövény, mint ahogy az ürömfélék családjába tartozó többi növény sem az. Az ürömfélék hasznos növények, gyógyításra és ételek, italok készítésére használják őket. Például a likőrök, borok közül nagyon finom az ürmösbor, vagy a likőr. Az egyéb hasznosságot illetően csak később adok magyarázatot.
Még 1973-ban, amikor először találkoztam személyesen Lajos Atyával, a lazarista missziós pappal Adonyban, úgy tudtam, hogy a parlagfű haszontalan gyomnövény. Szerencsére nem voltam rá allergiás, de más pollenekre sem. Különös véletlen folyamán ismerkedtünk meg. Dunaújvárosban voltam közlekedési rendőr és Adonyban ellenőriztem a forgalmat, a kivilágítatlan kerékpárosokat. Esti szürkület volt már és láttam, hogy egy idős úr kerékpárja hiányosan van felszerelve, mert nem volt hátsó világítása. Lajos Atya volt az, de nem büntettem meg, hanem csak figyelmeztettem, mert halkan és tisztelettudóan beszélt velem, aki akár az unokája is lehettem volna. Sokáig beszélgettünk, mert a szerénysége mögött egy nagy tudású, intelligens embert ismertem meg, s még a tréfa sem állt tőle távol, amikor azt mondta, hogy a Jóisten vigyáz rá, még akkor is, ha nem jó a világítás a kerékpárján.
>>59052584
Megmentőm!
>>59052478
I consider e-sprots fags and casuls to be the two equally cancerous sides of the same coin.
And shit that combines both (like LoL) is just an epitome of cancer.
Comfy single player games with a solid campaign or a wacky bro-op game are my vidya of choice t b h
>>59052530
what does she really say
especially in these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0e_aLN8Mtk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qkBEAFRUCM
I wish I had friends so I could have a civ 5 lan party :(
>>59052530
It's other way around. One is speaking and the other one is translating it to meme language
>>59052792
Hey could you please tell me what they are saying in these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0e_aLN8Mtk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qkBEAFRUCM
>>59052686
>what is your team style of play ?
>fuck...FAST...I think our play style is..fuck I dont know what the fuck to say. I´m glad he cant understand me
second
>fuck we fucked up
>>59052686
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0e_aLN8Mtk
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qkBEAFRUCM
>>59052664
ez miért jó?
>>59052985
autizmus
>>59052709
How does someone not have friends?
>>59052985
megnyugtat
és érdekes
>>59053076
he is Yoshi the dutch guy
>>59053076
There's plenty of people without friends.
>>59053076
rude
>>59053198
AAAH LOOK AT ALL THE LONELY PEOPLE
>>59053198
we are your friends femanon
>>59053338
I'm not femanon
I'm >>59053159
>>59050554
>>59050600
Złoty aka Golden best currency
Enji desu
Is there a point to going to mass if I really don't feel like it?
Earlier I decided that I won't go today but now I feel a little guilty.
>>59053961
>but now I feel a little guilty.
why?
nincs itt egy kezdő dobos véletlenül aki zenekart keres?
>>59053961
>Is there a point to going to mass
no
When you truly realized your socioeconomic position?
For me it was when I was 18, and had a pretty good financial opportunity - like 120-130% ROI, probably even more . The problem was I needed about 50k CZK, so I came to my dad, explained him the situation and he loaned me the money the next day.
When I talked to my mates about the investment, they asked where I got the money. I said: "Simply - my dad loaned them to me" with a slightly surprised tone. All the guys acted surprised and made remarks about how nice is it to have that kind of dad, or how rich I am and so on. Mind you, their age was from 20 to 40.
Later I thinked about it and realized many people, even older, simply do not have 50k lying spare to invest for shits and giggles. It actually changed the way I think and act - and yes, I now feel superior to the low/middle class, although I am actively trying to supress the feeling. It's not easy, though.
>>59050554
I'm kind of sad that alot of European countries abandonned their currency when they got into the EU
I've googled some EU countries ex-currency, kinda makes me sad there isnt much variety nowadays
>>59054859
yet you still come to this place :^)
>>59054859
>invest
in what? anime figurines?
>>59054965
What's bad about it? There really isn't an eqivalent to this place if you think about it - all other Czech/Slovak forums/boards are all ID based.
>>59055041
Magic: the Gathering
>>59055067
stop saying your bullshit and show proofs, no sane man would buy manchildren's playing cards for that much
>>59055067
>What's bad about it?
it was meme, id think youd be spending your time doing other things than browsing chans
>>59055202
http://pastebin.com/1DRYHnCN
These are the most expensive cards. The value in total was something around 4,5k usd
>>59054859
>>59055387
how does this shit make profit?
>>59055478
Because I bought his entire card collection for about 40%-50% of the real price and now I am selling the singles for 80%.
Hi, where is the süt gibi kızlar ?
>>59054859
>Later I thinked about it and realized many people, even older, simply do not have 50k lying spare to invest for shits and giggles.
>when I was 18
wew lad, better late than never I guess
>I now feel superior to the low/middle class
As long as you don't think that having money inherently makes you a better person than poor people it's fine tbqh, being born to a more well-off family or making a good amount of money does give you a superior position simply because you have that much more opportunities
My parents divorced when I was around 12 so that changed up things too but by the time I was 15-16 I had a good grasp of our financial situation. I mean when there's no internet, no gas so you cook soup in the oven or the deep fryer, and use the washing machine to make hot water for bathing, it's not that hard to realize that you're poor.
Also my father told me the other day that I should probably sign some paper in the near-future that says I don't want any inheritance from him because if he'd die all I'd get are debts
>>59056255
Süti is in the hűtő
>>59056424
You can sign these papers after he dies,no rush
Kiyoko is a cute! CUTE!
>>59057151
>hunnic taste
>>59053961
>going to mass
>>59057214
haircutters >>>/out/
>>59050600
kurva szádat :'D
>>59057214
>t*rk taste
I like this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY
>>59054758
from my experience, it's kinda like a book club where a guy tells you about his favorite book and how that bit is kinda like the thing that happened the other day, sing few songs and then he gives you a waffer
kinda boring I guess
>>59057660
quite ironic coming from the wengri speaking a turkic language
>>59057423
cutting hair is alright
>>59059894
>turkic language
Otherwise you have more turks than us, Fritzl
>>59058141
HOOKED ON A FEELING
>>59060579
yours would have more turks too if it weren't so poor
>>59059894
it's not alright, it should be outright banned
>>59054963
I don't really give a shit about Koruna senpai
Yeah, we were using it for more than a century, but euro is much more practical, you don't have to worry about fluctuating exchange rates or exchange your money
>>59061465
small price for having own currency
Pic related is the Austro-Hungarian Krone, used since 1892
>>59061628
Look at Czechs and Hungarians. Having their own currency doesn't help them in any way.
Crying about muh sovereignty is beside the point when you have an open economy absolutely dependent on trade with the EU like we do
We can't go at it alone because we're just too small
>>59061850
I would argue that having an own currency is better, it might be risky and less stable during crises, but it gives an increased fiscal freedom to the government
What do Hungarians think of Orban?
>>59062310
Yeah, it gives you certain freedom of action, but I think in our situation having euro is better. We trade heavily with and get investments from eurozone.
Common currency was good for us so far.
>>59062695
Currency exchange is not that big of a problem, I think it works for you despite the euro and not because of it
>>59062791
We're just a small gear in a giant industrial machine of Germany
What works for them, works for us. When they catch flu, we get pneumonia (see our 2009 recession)
>>59062919
I don't think it's a tenable situation btw
We definitely have to invest in our schools and R&D because we're gonna be fucked without home-grown innovations
>>59062695
>We trade heavily
Koruna's were better for us because we are an export based economy, plus what >>59062310 said
>>59064159
Yeah, but our exports are decreasing relative to the size of our economy
Growth is driven by domestic expenditure in recent years
>>59064334
>Growth is driven by domestic expenditure in recent years
how is euro helping that?
>>59065698
It isn't. I guess it doesn't matter that much.
It's mainly good for European integration
>>59065825
my biggest problem with euro is that we have to bailout irresponsible banks
>>59065918
I don't really care whether my tax revenue is used to help Eastern Slovakia or Greece desu
Bailout should've been done differently, but I don't disagree with it on principle
>>59065825
just curious, what exactly do you mean by european integration?
>>59066045
>I don't really care whether my tax revenue is used to help Eastern Slovakia or Greece desu
oh my
>Bailout should've been done differently, but I don't disagree with it on principle
i disagree with bailout of private banks and countries that can't manage it's finances
>>59065918
When you look at it purely selfishly, then Slovakia grew the most from the all EU countries since 2004 (It's over 50%) and we received far more from the structural funds than we've given to the EU budget.
It's evident that euro is good for countries like Slovakia and bad for countries like Greece, so some sort of solidarity is needed in order to keep it alive.
>skipped dinner but realize i'm hungry after all
>only have veggies and eggs
>make a salad with boiled eggs
>realize i have a Cat 5 brewing in my stomach
How do I deal with this? I don't want to go to bed just to wake up an hour later to go to the shitter.
>>59066493
are structural funds bound to being a member of eurozone?
>>59066391
Currency union will, in a time, inevitably lead to economic and then political union
Eurozone can't survive in its current state for very long
>>59066616
i.e. Eurozone will have common budget, finance ministry, bonds and then maybe government
>>59066594
No, but adoption of € was a condition for joining
All countries will have to do it at some point, unless they get an opt-out
>>59066616
do you think that there is any chance for the united eurozone (politically speaking) given the huge money/influence disparity between east and west?
I can imagine currency union (even though I have many objections to that, but whatever), but this whole project is destined to fail when it comes to economics and politics
look at slav union meme, it might seem like a good idea but it would eventually lead to USSR 2.0 and I'm afraid this is why such EU is unthinkable as well
>>59066616
as noble as idea of united Europe sounds it's not going to work
>>59066941
It's already slowly happening
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB2CM2ngpQg
All alternatives to that suck ass. I don't want to see destroyed Europe and I sure as hell don't want to go to war with Hungarians or whatever.
"We have Europe, now we just need Europeans." It's going to take generations until European identity develops
>>59067190
In addition to that, relative power and importance of all individual EU member states keeps on declining
Throughout history, what happened to the less powerful? They were exploited by some outside power
>>59067132
It must or else we're all fucked
America isn't going to guarantee European security forever. We're entering a multipolar system and those are much less stable than hegemony of a single superpower.
>>59067190
>>59067386
>centralised goverment
>singular identity
this reads like some communist wet dream
>>59067547
>America isn't going to guarantee European security forever.
from whom?
>>59067617
I don't know, but we haven't reached the end point of history
>>59067572
The biggest piece of shit that ever ruled our country, a murder, was voted out in 1998 because we desperately wanted to get in the EU
Death penalty was abolished because you need to do that if you want to be a member
It's fucking disgusting when someone conpares this with gulags or concentration camps.
I'm sure we'll have them if united Europe fails
>>59067572
And I don't want centralised government. Regions need to be much more powerful, but national governments are useless
>>59067785
>I don't know, but we haven't reached the end point of history
then stop making up some imaginary boogeyman that we need protecting from
>>59067864
centralised goverment can't satisfy the demands of all the people unless you erase most ideological differences across the nations and have one identity
national governments are less useless than centralised governments tho
good night
>>59067190
>>59067386
this will only create resentment imo, no one likes being told what to do, and if they push this hard towards their goal, they will never succeed
anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZe7Z6Ixbxo
>>59067998
>>59068003
We'll reach the same conclusion even if Europe disintegrates and we'll experience another war. It's just going to be later and we'll be even weaker.
Maybe we need a catastrophe to remind us that nothing is certain
>>59067998
And that boogeyman is mainly we, Europeans
Europe completely destroyed itself twice because of nationalism
>>59068126
>Maybe we need a catastrophe to remind us that nothing is certain
are you seriously suggesting people should die so that your dream of united europe comes true?
you are insane
>>59068449
No, I hope it'll never come to that because I don't want me or my family to die and see our country devastated.
I'm just saying that after almost 4 generations people forgot why we have to unify and if another completely unnecessary war happens they'll have to unify anyway.
>>59068263
>Europe completely destroyed itself twice because of nationalism
that is just order of things in nature
nationalism also incentivises technological competition
both world wars accelerated technological advancement by huge margin
>>59068609
>I'm just saying that after almost 4 generations people forgot why we have to unify and if another completely unnecessary war happens they'll have to unify anyway
europe is already united dummy, you don't need some umbrella organization to feel united
anime
what is some good mkv -> avi converter that wont fuck subtitles ?
>>59068632
And caused tens of millions of deaths, brought genocide to industrial perfection, chemical weapons were used on a massive scale, atomic bomb was intended for Berlin, carpet bombing of cities
It's possible that civilisation won't survive another world war, so I think we should avoid it at all costs
>>59068724
You have to make it impossible for European states to wage war on each other
If it means dismantling them, then I'm for it
who up
>>59068893
people can fight each other without states, dismantling them would achieve nothing
>>59068893
the states are too connected to each other, they would lose more than gain with a war, there's no need to dismantle anyone here you stupid moron
>>59069020
That's true, but establishment of nation states made total war possible
With our level of technology this poses a threat to the very survival of human race
>>59069066
This is exactly what people thought right before WWI
>>59068829
>It's possible that civilisation won't survive another world war,
stop scaremongering with world war that will destroy human race, no nation state will enter a war that will eradicate it's nation
>>59069310
People don't think about it that way. No one would enter the war with a goal like that.
It would be a series of decisions made by different persons.
Financial markets didn't want WWI. Globalisation was at its peak.
anime
>>59069414
>It would be a series of decisions made by different persons.
Oh so you already know how things would go, how nice
>Globalisation was at its peak.
where the hell is it now then? i think globalisation tendencies are stronger these days
>>59069632
No, I don't know how would it go, I'm just speculating how it could go. It's possible and we were on the brink several times. If it keeps happening then one time it'll be for real.
Globalisation didn't reach its 1914 level in decades. Globalisation not irreversible and it didn't prevent that fuckup. Maybe it won't do it in the furure.
anyone still awake?
>>59070744
checked your dubs
also your regional flag looks like France
>>59070881
I know, it triggers me everytime I see it
>>59070917
same, mine looks awfully similar to Israel desu
You are opinion on /c3/po?
>>59070917
>>59072094
Still better than
>slovak
>regional
>flags
>>59072094
lol true
>>59072134
never saw many of them, but at they don't look like other countries flags, lel
>>59072253
at least*
>>59072253
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flags_of_country_subdivisions#Slovakia
>>59072329
wtf kek
>>59072454
random colors lol, i didnt even knew our regions had own flags
>>59072454
>>59072477
>SLOVAK REGIONAL FLAGS LMOA
>>59072507
now you have new meme material
>>59072549
this is an old v4 meme forced for a long time by (Me)
>>59072599
>this is an old v4 meme
oh, that explains why I didn't know about it
>>59072664
cause its dumb and not even funny
>>59072694
t. slovak
Damn, I haven't smoked for 3 years now, but I would go for a joint.
Hungarian anon here, who's writing his thesis
Apparently i'm not finishing in time, but i'm honestly proud of myself for writing so much, I'm more than halfway done. As a way to vent frustration I've put in a few subtle but snide insinuations about what I really think in there.
I'm uncertain though, do you guys think putting kutyafaszát into your thesis is a bit strong tho? I really really want to use it. pls.
>>59075269
absolutely. unless your paper is about that, I would say leave it out.
>>59069769
>No, I don't know how would it go,
then stop fantasizing about the damn war and scaring people with your boogeyman so you can have united europe, scaring people does no good
>>59075510
>absolutely. unless your paper is about that, I would say leave it out.
But it would've made one of my jokes a 1000 times more funny.
Fuck this gay earth, I should've become a stripper instead of going to college.
>>59076113
well whats the joke then
anime
>>59072694
Your regional flags are shit.
>>59076838
anime
cutting hair edition
>>59077367
Remek,mintha valami uncyclopedia cikk lenne.
Ja,és én ezt most szépen lementem,mer' ebből paszta lesz!
Tisztelt hölgyeim és uraim,
Viktor vagyok, és mindannyiójukat utálom. Önök túlsúlyos, értelmileg fogyatékos, élet nélküli emberek, akik egész nap bumfordi képeket nézegetnek. Önök Magyarország szégyenei. Őszintén, látott már valamelyikőjük valaha is női nemi szervet? Gondolom szórakoztató lehet másokat kigúnyolni a saját szeleburdiságuk miatt, de önök ezt az egészet új szinten művelik. Ez rosszabb, mint lájkolni az MSZP-t a facebookon.
Ne fogják vissza magukat. Jöjjenek csak nekem. Gyakorlatilag tökéletes vagyok. Én vagyok az FC Felcsút elnöke, és az ország miniszterelnöke. Önök milyen sportokat űznek azon kívül, hogy meztelen, rajzolt japán emberekre tornáztatják a fütyijüket? Jól keresek, és van egy csinos feleségem is (éppen most szeretkeztünk, ANNYIRA peták volt). Önök mind melegek, akiknek meg kéne ölniük magukat. Köszönöm a figyelmet.
>>59077507
Plz ne terjeszd mert utána úgy tűnik mintha netről szedtem volna mikor én írtam :(
>>59077596
Mikor adod be?
Utána elkezdhetem terjeszteni?
mert nagyon viccesnek találom.
(főleg azért mert igaz)
>it's hungarian rushhour again
>>59077744
>tripdubs
Noice
You have a problem with this beautifull language?
>>59077626
>Mikor adod be?
Hát, majd lehet egy év múlva mert még felénél tartok. Kérlek szépen ne továbbísd. Örülök hogy tetszett, de nagyon nem kívánom hogy a szakdogámból mém legyen :D
>mert nagyon viccesnek találom.
>(főleg azért mert igaz)
jahh, hát belefáradtam. Egy hete alig alszok, kezd kijönni belőlem az ideg meg az őszinteség. A millenálisoktól meg a falnak megyek egyenesen. Tudtad hogy 52% jobban szeret papír alapú könyveket mint e-bookokat használni? "digitális benszülöttek" wtf. És ilyenek az indokok "há me' szeretem a bőőőre illatát" meg "olyan jó fogni" meg hasonló bullshit.
Agymenés.
>>59077854
Sok sikert.
Én preferálom a papír könyveket,de csak azért mert akkor látom pontosan hol tartok.
Az e-book meg jó könyvekhez amiket nehéz beszerezni/kurvadrága. (meg a kurva anyád fog 7ezret fizetni egy puhafedeles sci-fi könyvért)
Nem fogom terjeszteni,megígérem.
>>59077854
Utóirat:
Mégegyszer sok sikert,és ne veszítsd el a fejed.
A millenárisokon meg ne tépd a hajad,nem éri meg.(tapasztalat)
t.egy jóakaród
>>59077779
I don't understand it
>>59044981
Why does she look mexican?
>>59077954
>Nem fogom terjeszteni,megígérem.
Köszi szépen :)
>Én preferálom a papír könyveket,de csak azért mert akkor látom pontosan hol tartok.
>Az e-book meg jó könyvekhez amiket nehéz beszerezni/kurvadrága. (meg a kurva anyád fog 7ezret fizetni egy puhafedeles sci-fi könyvért)
Ez jogos. Magyarországon elképesztő árak vannak, főleg fizetéshez képest. Én főleg amerikai tendenciákat nézek, szóval arról tudok mondani pár szót ha érdekel. pl. az e könyvek terjednek de lassan. A nagy kiadók foggal körömmel hadakoznak mert terjed a self publishing mint a futótűz, írók maguk adják ki a művüket, ahol ők szabják meg az árat, általában jóval olcsóbban mint a kiadóval együttműködve. Ja és 70% a jutalékuk úgy és nem 10 :)
Ha beválnak a jóslataim Magyarországon is el fog idővel terjedni ez, bár, szokás szerint vagy 10 év késésben leszünk.
>>59078153
Nálunk is 10 százalék az írói juttatás kb. Plusz minusz pár százalék.
Persze hogy a kiadók hadakoznak.
Az írónak sokkal jobb a self publishing,hiszen neki így nem csak tized jut.(a könyvesboltok meg a kiadót sanyargatják az 50-60% részesedéses marhaságukkal.)
De a papír alapú könyvekre mindíg is szükség lesz pl. az iskolákban.
Fantasztikus hogy élőben láthatjuk egy teljes ipar átalakulását/evolúcióját.
>>59078312
>Fantasztikus hogy élőben láthatjuk egy teljes ipar átalakulását/evolúcióját.
Igen az. És amúgy alig találni róla magyar irodalmat. Mindent kb angolul kell beszerezni, annyira nincs senki képben. Meg mivel a jövő könyvtáráról írok, ezért olyan 2-3 éves anyag is szemétbevaló, annyit fejlődött a technika. Pl a régi e olvasók nagyon rosszul tudtak visszalapozni, egy kindle paperwhiteba benyomsz egy könyvjelzőt és ugorhatsz össze vissza, az érintőképernyőnek hála ha PDF fájlod van se kötöd fel magad.
Egy idősebb úr, Kerekes Pál az egyetlen aki írt ebből könyvet az országban. Volt egy beszámoló cikk ahol olvastam hogyan hadakozik az e könyvek és olvasók mellett egy könyvtáros beszélgetés során. Őt komálom, több könyvtáros mint ő kellene legyen :)
guys what is good program to convert mkv to avi that wont fuck up my integrated subtitles ? My stupid tv can play only .avi
>>59078051
Answer me, you degenerate!
>>59078596
xilisoft video converter ultimate
Lads, i decided. I'm going for a run now
>>59079214
>fatty does sports
jesus christ what happened?
>>59079259
I'm not jappy senpai
>>59066496
I just want to reassure everyone that I didn't die on the loo.
My stomach eventually calmed down and as of right now, I feel perfectly fine. Even the morning coffee didn't send me running for the stalls.
>>59079571
>jappy
>leaving his mothers budapest apartment
should have known
>>59079740
Thank you jappy
What is the best train company between Praha - Ostrava and why?
>>59080114
All of them are late, regiojet is the cheapest I think
t. never took a train to Ostrava
also side note if you guys are poor and socially skillful, you might be able to pull this off
when ordering tickets online, order them as ZTP instead of adult. the price will be 75% lower than the original.
t. ZTP travelling with regiojet for the second time today and nobody still asked me for the ZTP card
>>59080227
also why the fuck I have slovakian flag when I am sitting in regiojet train and just departed from prague
how to get cancer in 2 minutes
http://youtu.be/Ani_6IRV20A
>>59078766
thx senpai
>>59080320
Is this guy 1/4 chink or what?
>>59080434
No, It's a chink with Down's syndrome
I want to travel yurop and have sex with qt's
>>59080540
I want to have sex
>>59080565
masher.cz
nornik.net
kurtizany.net
>>59080638
With a grill that wants me
Slovakia NO!
http://ujszo.com/online/regio/2016/05/09/menekultekre-lottek-a-hatarorok-nagymegyeren-egy-no-megserult
>doctors and engineers slip through hungarian border in cars
>get to Felvidék near Nagymegyer
>cars won't stop when border patrol tells them to
>guards open fire on the car
>one rapefugee shot in the lung
>>59080747
they will all want you if you pay enough
search for key word GFE (girlfriend experience)
>>59080816
I am not paying for sex
>>59080833
You think you can get a GF without spending a single dime on her?
>>59080881
I don't want to spend money to attract her
Shit pace desu
>>59080769
This is like when turkey shot down the russian jet
>don't respect borders
>get shot
>cry
>???
>profit
>>59080924
But you will have to spend the money sooner or later
With hookers you at least know the price upfront
>>59080936
as much as I hate Russian shoting down their plane was unjustified and Turkey should be nuked for that
>>59080965
I am not paying a sl00t
>>59080769
what
I dont see anything on Czech news
pls dont be fake
>>59080977
Think about it as a service. You pay for experience - it's exactly the same as dining out, going on holidays, and so on. There's nothing wrong with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9O1VTJ-rD0
kek
whats for lunch ?
I might go for hribkovej krém and ondráš after I´m done with doctor
>>59081073
>whats for lunch ?
pussy
>ondráš
not bramborak pls
>>59081047
I will wait
>>59080936
I think it's nothing like that.
Minor airspace violations like that happen all the fucking time, and usually both sides are sane enough to know they mean nothing.
As far as I remember the Russian jet didn't even get a warning.
Erdoan probably wanted to put up a tough guy act for his fellow t*rks, and he completely fucked himself over in the process.
Ül egy kínai
Másik kínaival
Az egyik kínai él
A másik kínai hal
Előttük egy sült hal
És a kínai fal
De csak amelyik él
A halott már nem fal
Írta:Nincs-Pincs
Fordította:Karinthy Frigyes
>>59080971
>>59081142
Yeah minor airspace violations happen all the time, but russia is making sport out of it with all of his neighbours. I would bet that wasn't the first one and some turk got trigger happy
>>59081096
>not bramborak pls
its vošouch ffs
>>59081342
it was in turk air space only for few seconds.
Turks are flying into Greek airspace literally hundred times per month.
Turkroach was just mad that Russians are attacking his ISIS allies
>>59081375
whats ondras then?
>>59081411
meat in vošouch
>>59081342
Turks are doing it all the time as well, it's basically the military version of light banter.
What's confusing is that the order supposedly came from higher up. If that's true, the Turkish government must be desperate for internal support, I can't think of any other reason why they would do something like that. They knew it was going to cost them.
>>59081470
never heard of meat in bramborak
>>59081533
>bramborak
its vošouch desu
>>59080769
yeah must be fake librul media would already be full of it otherwise
>>59081606
why not make your own?
>>59081630
dunno, zsindex.hu is on the liberal spectrum and there is only a short article halfway down the page
>>59081699
why yes ?
>>59081630
found one article on novinky, they are refering to slovak press agency
>>59081797
tbqh i turn it off if i leave for more than a few hours
maaan, still feel hungover from Saturday's excesses
how is every one?
>>59082016
Feeling great
I realized my censoring wasn't the best
>>59081862
when do you seed then?
>>59081776
gib link
>>59082048
for some fucked up reason i can't seed to ncore from my uni connection.
since the bandwidth itself is pretty good, whenever i download something from a public tracker i can re-seed it almost as fast as i downloaded it.
>>59082107
http://www.novinky.cz/zahranicni/evropa/402905-policiste-na-slovensku-strileli-po-autech-s-migranty-jedna-zena-ma-prostrelenou-ledvinu.html
girl i know just posted this on fb
>>59082412
>the comment section
>topkek.jpg
thanks for the libk
>>59082611
is she a weeb or just a normie who doesn't get the memes?
>>59082611
is she ugly?
>>59082793
She is a weeb, but posting Tomoko is like admitting you rub yourself to gay little boys and only change panties every 3 days or something.
>>59082955
>She is a weeb, but posting Tomoko is like admitting you rub yourself to gay little boys and only change panties every 3 days or something.
sounds like a perfect fit for this niche anonymous message board
>>59082955
sehr saw a fanny Image on 9kek and thought lol nerds like US rite and shared it.
>>59083047
No fuck off we have enough roasties here as is
>>59083190
We only have femanon
>>59083335
and me
>>59083554
You're not really a roastie if you don't talk about being a grill all day.
>>59083732
but I am a grill, most of the times all day as well
>>59083865
Shut up slut
>>59083982
>>59083732
thanks for the sweet (You)s you fucks, I was a guy all along
>>59084072
Trami is a trap
>>59084072
haha nice one u got us haha
>>59084104
I am not some daft Tramislav you damn Bakemonogatashit poster.
Watch your fucking mouth.
>>59084218
Watch your ass, trap
>>59084265
I am watching it like every now and then.
I would actually post a pic of me in cute dress if it didnt come back later to bite me into the ass.
>>59084348
Nobody can tell it's you unless you are dumb enough to post your face.
I want to fuck Ewa Farna
Also got some mushroom creme soup
>>59084072
hoo boy do i feel stupid now
>>59084348
>I would actually post a pic of me in cute dress if it didnt come back later to bite me into the ass.
pls dont
>>59084418
think i have the cure for your problem
>>59084469
Hnnng
Also she lost weight since then. Also that dress was retarded
>>59084458
you cant tell me what to do
>be dreaming
>I'm in a game or something
>defeat final boss, antagonist and his daughter are exiled and leave in some spaceship or something
>I get the feeling they're not really evil
>reload save
>this time walk to their ship so I stop them
>girl gives me a hug
>go in for the kiss
>she dodges
>"l-let's not"
Even when I'm dreaming that I'm the hero in some game, this shit happens
do we have a kek trap in these threads now ?
Ondras is here
>>59084614
convincing/10
>>59084614
I see kadinski is on vacation in morava
>>59084802
nah it was the maturita thingy where you dress up as whatever and go beg for money into the town.
>>59084832
so I just borrowed sisters skirt and leggings and gone as a woman.
What wouldnt average Pepík do for beer money?
>>59084819
looks okay, what meat?
>>59084915
oh allrighty
>>59084936
Chicken
Belarus
>>59084915
>What wouldnt average Pepík do for beer money?
the up shot of this is that beer is cheaper than soft drinks in Cz
>>59084614
is that yuor hair or a wig?
>>59084936
How is this dish called in german?
>>59085014
wig
>>59085013
well it starts with a beer then it gets expensive
>>59084469
bueno
>>59084915
wtf czechia, everyone around here just goes in suits.
>>59085069
probably grilled chicken with salad
>>59085073
>well it starts with a beer then it gets expensive
drugs, I presume?
Saw girl on tram with PERFECT square head. Wanted to take pic for planeanon but she would notice desu
>>59081776
oh its here
http://domov.sme.sk/c/20158824/postrelenu-syrcanku-operovali-v-dunajskej-strede-je-stabilizovana.html
>>59084915
wtf? we had some costumes for the midnight surprise, but we spent the rest of the evening in suits
what school were you studying at ffs?
>>59085160
lel
>>59085089
try as she might, she can't hide all that fat
>>59085114
Its chicken in potato pancake with saurkraut
>>59085185
pretty sure he meant posledni zvoneni
>>59085153
well every good night should end with drugs
>>59085185
this >>59085231
>>59085256
>poslední zvonění
>begging for money
it might be a couple years, but our class only begged for money on our prom, on poslední zvonění we just sprayed water on anyone who couldn't run fast enough
>>59084614
czechenia truly belongs to western europe now
>>59085218
never seen that but sounds alright
>>59085364
usually they have kasicky and ask students and randos for money
>>59085256
i know that feel
i feel fucking awful after saturdays rampage
uggh
>>59085386
>t.pedo
>>59045288
fixed*
>>59085413
yeah
>>59085364
dont tell me you dont go out into the city dressed up in various costumes and beg unknowing tourists
and strangers for money for alcohol, and whenever you meet a student of your school you
catch the fucker spray him up with some stinky water and sharpie his face with some penises
>>59085499
make her eyes bigger so she looks alien too
>>59084628
In my last dream,I saw an ethnicity map of slovakia.
It was shifting with different colours,and different data too.
It was so weird.
>>59085531
>dont tell me you dont go out into the city dressed up in various costumes and beg unknowing tourists
and strangers for money for alcohol
nope, we just collected money into a parachute from parents/siblings/anyone at our prom
shit was cash, had enough to finance a weekend of smoking weed and drinking ourselves to death at Pastviny
we did bully the ever living shit out of the rest of the school (professors included)
>tfw some of the "water" balloons were actually filled with piss
>I managed to hit that one cunt in his face with one
>>59085211
I think this was when she was still normal lookin
>>59085912
>tfw some of the "water" balloons were actually filled with piss
dude thats going way overboard, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Were you bullied that often that the only form of retaliation
you could muster up was to throw a piss filled balloon into unknowing
persons face?
>>59086071
it wasn't my idea to be honest with you family
and everyone just shrugged it off as "oh wow, they sure are wilding out at their poslední zvonění"
>>59086300
forgot to add, the cunt in question was a teacher hated by everyone, even by his colleagues
>>59086071
bullshitting, it's really difficult to make a piss balloon.
>>59086411
you can piss in a balloon and then fill it to bursting with water
>>59086300
well alrighty then
novy chleb you lazy cunts
>>59078919
>>59078919
>>59078919
>>59078919
>>59078919
>>59086466
in my limited experience, the bladder doesn't have the volume or pressure for it
>>59077384
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