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balkanika thread
Min milate giftica edition
old >>59018999
/c3/
>>59040684
t. le /pol/ edgy teenager
>>59040773
I'm not edgy m8
2 new breads they are both dead.
Is it true that Aleksandar The Greatowski was Ancient Illyrian warrior?
>>59040883
This thread is clearly a bastard thread because it was second in line.
>>59040883
OP of the Ottoman thread, I approve of this one, lets stay here. Unity makes strength.
Should I try the frozen sushi they sell for cheap here?
>>59040994
Based Bulgarbro
>>59041042
Just go to a sushi restaurant. Pay twice as much, but get actually good stuff.
They should let you be a barbarian and use a fork.
>>59041095
I've never left Balkan before and they have so many products I never knew existed in these countries, fugg, I tried a bunch of them, good shit
>>59040827
this is true though
why do we call all muslims terrorists
but when christian western countries send soldiers to the middle east to fight for oil and israel we dont?
>>59041095
excuse you, they are the barbarians for eating with
>two
>fucking
>sticks
what next, a ritual dance dedicated to the household god before eating?
you like these memes?
wow
>>59040684
is the guy who creates these comics anti-capitalist?
Who would have thought?
We need another charismatic personality that has in mind the idea to genocide all the romanians
>>59041544
idk m8
i just have a folder full of these and I post them every now and then
>>59041352
They are pretty good, until the 5th time you've seen them in 2 days.
are northern europeans the greatest dindus on earth?
>>59042061
+IXNC+
>>59042061
Why Serbia has two flags. This triggers me, Bw3 must
>>59042118
kill yourself
>>59042718
Fuck off to /rus/ already.
>>59042694
who do I root for
>>59042694
Balkans in a nutshell
>>59042694
It's Montenegro.
>>59042061
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN UNTIL TATARS BETRAYED US ALL
REEEEEEEE 1300 YEARS BETRAYAL
>>59043529
Cause Macedonia malaka
>>59043609
AND NOW THEY DONT EVEN WANT TO BE CALLED BULGARIANS REEEEE E EE E E E E TOTAL BETRAYAL
>>59043529
would do it again desu.
Figthing turks is the best.
>>59043609
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/08/crude-but-rarely-nasty-the-jokes-europeans-tell-about-their-neighbours
discuss
>>59043529
Blame the eternal serb. For stealing clay.
>>59043736
>“If you knew how to cook and clean,” says a Greek husband to his wife, “I wouldn’t need a maid.”
>“If you knew how to make love,” replies the wife, “I wouldn’t need a Macedonian lover.”
Bulgarian heritage confirmed.
>>59043840
SERBS SUCK
>>59044095
pay denbts
>>59044095
>every reply in CAPS
this ain't youtube nigga
>tfw 4chan is literally tumblr now and banned me for micro-aggression
>>59044151
how new
>>59044176
pretty old actually
>>59044172
meh edgeposting is too popular
>>59044172
there are turk janitors, yoi know...
>>59044172
I was banned for live for pedophilia after making a post on /v/ in a Civilization thread saying Alexander isnt macedonian. The post didn't even have an image. My appeal was instantly dismissed.
Emailed m00t, he removed the ban 2 weeks later. I hope the mod in question got sacked.
>>59044588
Gee I wonder who was behind that ban
>>59044588
fucking fyromians man
>>59044707
RARE
>>59044989
Yeah I..
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>1 million in macedonian - шecтинкa хoлoкocт
>2 million in macedonian - тpeтинкa хoлoкocт
>3 million in macedonian - пoлвин хoлoкocт
Holy shit, that just happened
>gtx1080 founders edition
Why are they so fucking bad at naming this
>>59044989
lol!
Guys, I don't really like femini...
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I think that the police targeting black people is just black people's fault...
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http://www.nyworms.com/turkistancare.htm
lol
>>59044151
>>59044161
TRAITORS I DONT LIKE YOU
>>59045431
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>>59045329
http://www.nyworms.com/turkistan_roach.html
damn they're p. expensive man
>>59045483
$50.00 per 100, pretty standard fare for turks.
>>59045431
multiculturalism hor hor hor
>>59045431
did he live?
>>59042061
>everyone b looking at bulgaria like "i don't trust this mah'fakka"
>>59045431
How does this happen, this is from US? Nigga got shot already?
>>59045431
Jesus fucking christ that was horrifying holy shit
>>59045575
not enough blood/10
>It's a balkan people are insecure about being Turk rape babies so they pick on blacks episode
>>59045777
>>59045809
fucking nigger committed murder for 17 dollars and 13 cents
>>59045809
yea , I need to know if he lived so I can make myself feel better
>>59045660
>stabbed in the neck and heart several times
geee malaka i dont know
>>59045833
>said the albozerg while rubbing his 6 legs
>>59045840
Doesn't matter if he lived to me, he got stabbed, that guy went through so much pain and fear i actually wish he died just so he can fucking rest man.
negroes
>>59045833
is this you, lad?
>>59045833
>It's a british people are insecure about being white fuccbois so they pick a muslim mayor episode
>>59045889
>albozerg
>>59045929
britain has been conquered without a bullet fired its pathetic
>>59045837
Well that was cruel death. I hope there are would some retaliation after that crime, on local folks. Such a stuff cannot go unpunished.
>>59045916
Why do they even allow people with such severe case of Albanism to live?
>>59045929
rekt
>>59045811
what happened there?
>>59046003
got his leg stuck in a refugee camp fence
>>59045929
>>59045916
T R I G G E R E D
>>59046001
>Why do they even allow people with such severe case of Albanism to live?
Actual laugh out loud, and spat on my chin.
I don't know why, but that caught me unaware in a major way.
>>59046070
that looks like brazil
>>59045431
This right here is the sole reason why i workout, i dont wanna get overpowered by some fucking nigger or albozerg, and if i actually die ill die fighting.
if you want a nigger for a neighbour vote for labour
>tfw Britain will achieve muslim rule before Turkey
Being Erdogan is suffering.
>>59045992
I'm not Albanian.
>>59045431
>Man is viciously stabbed in robbery at convenience store in Caloocan, Philippines
>>59046129
workout on what? pulling out the pepper spray on time?
>>59046129
How much you lift in the gym has near zero relevance to not dying in a knife attack.
>>59046190
Quick pepper spray application is actually a much better defense against knife attacks than having a large biceps.
I need to change 3 things in order to look GOAT
1. Gain 10kg
2. Not have bags under my eyes
3. Fix my skin and not get breakouts any more
Fuck lads, how do?
>>59046176
thanks for the info pedro
>philippines
monkeys
nothing of value was lost that day
>>59046176
No surprise flips are fucking monkeys
>>59046256
>self-conscious about cosmetic appearance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XfbEwtqe0I
>>59046257
>Coming from Bulgaria
>>59046256
>Fix my skin
water
>bags under my eyes
sleep
>Gain 10kg
caloric surplus
>>59046307
It's pretty fucking annoying when it's just some superficial health defects making me look worse, not my overall genetics, skull shape etc etc..
It's like having a curse
>>59046257
>>59046271
tatarmind
>>59046232
Tbh having strength would be good in a struggle like that but gym rats usually cant apply their strength except for those motions they are used to
-t oil worker
Turkish mating dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNWV2KKgct4
>>59046354
>water
Nah son, I get those deep skin acne, especially annoying on my neck, they can last for months at a time, some retarded bacterial infection
>>59046317
>living in commieblock
>not owning your own house
hahaha poor sofia selyani
>>59046256
I need to change several things to look GOAT.
>grow taller
>get stronger
>lose fat
>fix my teeth
>operate my nose
>buy a chin
>treat my fungal feet
>buy nice clothes
>invest in jewelry
>clip my ears
>sleep more than 4 hours a day
>fix my posture
>buy chewing gum
>cut my hair
>learn french
>>59046256
1. get CZ pistol
2. load a mag
3. empty in your face you fucking serbshit
>>59046508
wish we could do the same :(
>>59046471
>buy a chin
damn m8, that sucks
feels good to have a great jawline tbqh
are you a mouthbreather?
>>59046508
i'll empty a load in ur mum's smelly fanny u albo shitter
>>59046450
meant water as in fucking drink it
>>59046468
I'm not Turkish or Albanian mate
>>59046558
I drink a lot of water
guys i cant stand it anymore i need the muslim genocide to start soon
meanwhile in Shqipje
>>59046621
wow think of the african kids, serbs being barbarians as always
>>59046556
>i'll empty a load in ur mum's smelly fanny u albo shitter
see you trying that again, christian slut. Last time you had nato roastin your asses :)
>>59046621
did you try accutane
>>59046556
>i'll empty a load in ur mum's smelly fanny u albo shitter
>fertilizing albo spores
its like you want more zerglings
>>59046648
those african kids could drink the blood of those african kids
>>59046471
drew a picture of u
>>59046643
But ur a german, you will never experience it :(
Why is Macedonian architecture so impressive?
>>59046556
>are you a mouthbreather?
No, what the fuck. Why would you even assume that?
I exaggerated all of these for comedic effect, but I am a lazy and unkempt manlet.
I am sure if I started working out and actually caring for appearance I could be a handsome lad, I just don't care for it.
>>59046710
Because it's Greek
>>59046471
>>grow taller
literally the only thing im missing
feels bad man
>>59046744
how tall are you my nig
>>59046744
SMALL
MAKKE
BOIPUCCIS
>>59046701
>germans
>not sperging out and genociding
>>59046772
174
>>59046667
Nope, is it over the counter?
>>59046713
шoкoлaдчи-кyн ти ли cи
>>59046787
the genocide gene got bred out lol
>>59046795
But thats perfectly adequate.
>>59046889
SMALL
HORSEBACK-RIDING
TATARS
>>59046875
More like murdered out. Any german with a drop of manhood in him got killed, so now germans are pussies.
>>59046889
I guess i mean im not a turbomanlet but there are tall chicks i cant have because tgey are taller than me on heels
>>59046909
But nomads and hill people are taller than farmers and valley people.
>>59046795
>>59046889
He's as tall as a 15-16 year old in most balk cunts. I didn't know bulgarians were manlets.
>>59046810
nah, you need it prescribed, it's also a kind of hail mary solution
>His country doesn't have the biggest malls and buildings
>He can't sit on a bench and admire his country's might from a mountain top
>>59046875
No it's still there, >>59046889
they just turned the gun on themselves
>>59046939
>so now germans are pussies
sadly i can attest to that theyre a bunch of commie faggots
>serbian women when they see an Albanian coming by
>>59047005
fuck man
is that an acne treatment or deathbed simulator
>>59047068
alvanos eise h trolaris?
>>59047003
This is clearly false. I will never get why heights is such a passionate contentious subject on 4chan.
If you take academic surveys and statistics, and what 4chan posters say, you would think that only the tallest people in any country post here.
>>59046939
no vorries, komrad
there's still a decent amount of russian rapebabies who carry the russian genocidal, rapist gene
russians will save germany
>>59047096
grek pederast, go pay debnts
>>59047003
START POSTING UR ID CARDS WHICH SHOW UR HEIGHT NOW!!!
>>59046949
Chicks that are slighty taller than me on heels make my dick diamonds tbqh. I'm 1.80 on a good day (my posture is all kinds of fucked up)
>>59046939
lol
>>59047019
Yeah seem so
>>59047084
just do it
>>59047170
My ID card says 164, even though I am 174.
I wonder if I am technically committing a crime.
>>59047084
don't listen to these cunts
just learn EFT and tap urself and they will go away
>t. cured myself of acid reflux, tinnitus and floaters
>>59047275
no because you still fall within the manlet graph
>>59047319
plis tell how cure tinnitus )))
How tall are you fags?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10160844
http://www.strawpoll.me/10160844
http://www.strawpoll.me/10160844
>>59047319
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/cp.12020/abstract;jsessionid=FD89CADB219679F38A8FA352C1B28060.f03t04
>>59046795
are you a gril
>>59047524
2 meter turbo aryan straight off hitler's assembly plant of course!
>>59047528
>Further research is highly unlikely to be scientifically productive, and scientist practitioners are advised to continue to adhere to well-established cognitive and behavioural principles.
>l-lol it d-doesn't work. i'm n-not gonna get into this so u better stick to t-traditional medicine!
>>59047542
That's what Bulgarian genes do
>>59047524
Once again /balk/s height statistic defies any actual real life data about the region.
I guess short people lack the testosterone to browse 4chan.
>>59047003
>tfw 184
Just a daily reminder that Bulgarians have literally bigger penises than most of balk
>>59047630
please teach cure tinnitus
>>59047657
>tfw superior greek negro dick genes
>>59047657
how do they get these stats?
>>59047676
ur brain produces the noise's, so locate the part of the brain which does it and drill it with a drillbit :DDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM7qIU4C7VI
Have you walked here heartbroken?
>>59046573
Coming from a guy who's neighborhood looks like the one in the picture - not good, Mehmet, not good.
>>59047657
That map is shit.
There was a serious research recently who underlined that our dicks are even BIGGER
>>59047869
they asked Bulgarian prostitutes)))
>>59047908
does 12 gauge brenneke work
>>59047869
bulgarian cock fairy
>>59047657
>10th grade
>sexologist comes to talk to us about benis and bagina
>tells us the average bulgar dick isn't 22cm, but 12
>laugh
>grills start giving out condoms
>grill next to me gives me hers
Manlet or not, important is only the money.
How much do you make balk?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10160959
>>59047524
>2,0m+
Freaks. 195cm masterrace. Speaking of
Who /pee in pants/ masterrace here
>>59048180
>manlet damage control
>>59048195
Not much difference between 1.95 and 2 meters Jeremy
>>59048077
thats who made the map, not who got the data
>>59048225
he actually said 2.0m+
>>59048180
yeah yeah ok so /balk/ is a bunch of 2m alphas who make more than 5,000 EUR/mo
it's settled
now make a poll about how many women u've fugged so we can seal the deal that we're the top 1 percent alpha males on the planet
>>59048225
there really is though.
source: meeting people taller than me is weird
>>59048180
> >5000
lol seems like we've got millionaires in the making in here (like that Romanian with the Jaguar)
>>59047068
source
>>59048314
>Romanian with the Jaguar
stolen.
>>59048298
>2m
>5000eur
>impressive
>>59048299
Well thanks for the stats :^) (already knew though)
>>59048314
What jaguar
>inb4 rebadged ford mondeo
>>59048385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kyViqsj9WI
>>59048314
ego vgazo 5.400 ton mina
me to kainourgio nomosxedio tha perno 3400
xarikes tora?
>>59048395
<3 best stalker
>>59048428
fucking nuts.
>>59048462
yeah, you and bill gates lmao
Greeks are the best in selling "foumara" as we say in my village
>>59048385
>>59048395
Jag or high end Merc, don't remember what exactly
he claimed he has some business or some shit
Balk averaging Luxembourg income, low paid being the ones with 2k net...
are the bulgarians from varna bloated, or is it just me
>>59048385
>implying we haven't all upgraded to carding yet
m8 plis give credit where credit is due )))
>>59048520
I'm not though
>>59048533
>high end
Tbf in the balkans a fucking 2 liter c-class is considered high end, so you gotta be more specific than that
>>59048298
Got your back bro
http://www.strawpoll.me/10161071
>>59047657
>self reported
>>59048735
I-I don't know anon.
Do whores count?
>>59048651
I remember the Austrian flag romanian joking and said to him that he must become a proper "balkan busnisman" and sell illegal stuff instead of owning the legal business he claimed to have
he also uploaded pics of his car, black Mercedes with timestamp IIRC
>>59048789
Yes
>>59048735
>max is 50
fucking virgins
>>59048805
but you can get a black mercedes for 5k euros
Imagine the balk meeting, bunch of 2m tall millionaires who fucked countless women, then going back to bantering each other on ugandese image board
>>59048805
>>59048834
Also there have been people on /o/ posting 200k cars with bread on hood that turned out to be the fucking house help, so always be weary of people claiming that shit on here (there's a legit german that has a f30 m3 though)
>>59048900
Bunch of 2+ meter tall billionaires with 12 inch cocks capable of hitting that cervic right proper***
>>59048963
cervix*
>>59048735
>50
Pistov, ti li si?
>>59048900
truly an elite group.
>tfw pretty much all of those things
>>59048963
>tfw will never be able to hit that cervix
that's why i don't even bother with girls
you either do it right or don't do it at all, that's what my grandma used to say
>>59049080
When I finally track your hairy ass down will I have the surprise that you're a saudi oil prince who forgot to leave London last summer?
>>59049127
to be fair you need about 15 inches to slightly touch it, 18 to '''''satisfy'''' a girl and 20+ to pound a real women's cervix
>>59049161
>15 inches
>>59049161
i've got 13 cm
what can i do with that?
>>59049066
AMИ КATO HЯMAШE OПЦИЯ-КOПЦИЯ ЗA 2863 ЖEHИЧКИИИ-MИHИЧКИИИ AЗ КAКBO ДA HAПPAЯ
>>59049192
I mean its ok if you're dating a 14 year old but actual women need a bigger one to touch the cervix
>>59049215
lol, I hope you realize this is a joke right? Cervix thing is a meme I picked up on /fit/ I think
>>59049161
obsessed.
>>59049215
not the end of the world. Got some girth? Just means some positions (doggy for example) will be better than others.
>>59049279
kek. Just bantz m8
>>59049323
Haha are you implying you could touch the cervix with THAT? Maybe on a tiny girl lol
>>59049215
jelq
>>59049127
Your grandma lied. You're supposed to get an equally inexperienced gf that lets you do whatever you want, when you're around 14-15. maybe earlier. Then shit just happens with good people and good energy and you get more experiences until you lose count. And it's all funny and good
Out of nowhere when you're feeling down you remember some girl you fucked under the open sky all night when you were 16, and chuckle to yourself . it's healthy
>its a /balk/ wisdom episode
My favourite threads tbqh
>>59049349
can definitely touch yours, just tell me where you live
>>59049374
i thought this was a meme as well
i mean, i did try pulling my dick downwards and getting the muscles on the upper side of my dick to loosen up (my dick would be longer if it wasn't on a really really upward angle), but i always just stop bothering
1cm isn't going to do much either way, plus i can't even get to the point where i'd have a chance to have sex, so it doesn't matter much
i'll try and get some money and find some girl who will take me for the sake of financial stability or something like that
>>59049531
Ferentari.
Please come and pound by boy pussy
>>59049570
What's got you down serbro
>>59049432
girls are whores and can go fuck themselves for all i care desu senpai
>>59049647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxuBxQxY-kM
>tfw comfy forested areas and cheap beer around me but not enough motivation to go out and get drunk and vlog about bullshit non-problems
When will Romania build bigger malls and skyscrapers?
>>59046171
so will we if turks can travel visa free to Europe lol
>>59049769
r u the /sp/ make
>>59049647
Get a boyfriend then.
>>59049641
>Ferentari
>pound by boy pussy
seems like you're a legit denizen
>>59049641
i guess small dick is the root of all my problems
you have a small dick, you know you can't satisfy a woman, you start feeling unmanly, and then a whole bunch of problems (confidence issues, feeling awkward in front of people...) start popping up because you feel like you can't live up to your gender role
i reckon the trannies feel the similar way too and that it is in part the reason why they crossdress and have surgeries
>>59049782
Only applies to areas in schengen
>>59049808
I am please no bully )))
So when are you coming over silly boy? :3
>>59049432
>me at 15 years old
>go to a party
>friends go outside
>alone with three girls at the table
>autistically stare at my phone until my friends return
>my mom picks me up at one in the morning
>wank while fantasizing about what would have happened if I talked to them and made out with one of them
>>59049836
13cm is fine
>>59049876
P I C O
I
C
O
>>59049962
Stop memeing idiot, the serb is obviously distraught
>>59050011
alright I'm sorry
N A N O
A
N
O
>>59049836
Just focus on learning smth with which you can make money in Asia.
You'll have a bigger dick than natives, probably you are taller and you'd be interesting by default cause youre white.
>>59050011
>>59049876
it's ok m8 i don't get upset over small dick jokes and all that
i appreciate what you're saying though you're a nice guy
>>59050109
>serbs
>white
plus i don't like asian women that much
they look like they lack spirit and character and i don't really like that
>>59049876
I remember once my younger brother showed me his cock and it was like 5-6 cm flaccid and I just couldn't stop laughing and got my older brother and we laughed at his small penis together.
>>59050109
Horseshit.
Firstly, women can't judge size for shit, I can tell my dick is 30 cm and they won't bat an eye when they see it.
Secondly, white men in Asia are expected to have huge dicks. If anything, asian women will expect a bigger dick from you than bulgarian women.
Thirdly, dick size doesn't matter. If she is looking at your dick, she already decided you are worthwhile for other reasons.
>>59050246
Its true though
>>59050260
what if he's a grower
what did she mean by this....?
>>59050246
Mate, 13 is a bit below average, man up and stop pitying yourself
>>59049836
How small? I'm not here to make fun of you, just want to help.
i have 19 cm cock and i can tell you dick doesnt matter much
most of the chicks that ive been with had also really tight pussies so you cant use it to the fullest
learning how to lick them properly tho, now this will give you shitloads of score
>>59049843
I'm sure Bulgaria will have to join sooner or later
>>59049798
not
>>59050385
He admitted to having a 12 cm dick. That was when he was 12, but dicks don't really grow that fast so he's maybe 15 now.
>>59050477
EU will dissolve before we, romania and croatia join schengen, kek
>>59050477
it doesn't matter, they dont want to come here. orthodox alliance soon
>>59050480
then why are you on a paraguay proxy
>>59050530
>implying it will
>>59050476
I mean unless they are huge size queens or a slut that grabs men's cocks to see if she would fuck them when they see your dick it's already too late to say no unless you have a micro penis. Plus it always looks huge from up close.
>>59050498
i have 12 cm dick too, AMA
>>59050570
Are you otherwise attractive? What do women say when they see your cock? Was it ever a dealbreaker? Have you gotten bullied for having a small dick?
>>59050570
Where are you from ?
>>59050570
how do you feel to be on a website where everyone has 10 inch blasters
>>59050659
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micronesia
sup balkanlars ?
>>59050637
>Are you otherwise attractive
i think so, yes
>What do women say when they see your cock
ive been with 3 women in my life, first was the chick that i lost my virginity when i was 16, we were both too drunk and experienced to know whats happening at all
the second chick was a "one night stand" that i had when we broke for almsot a year with my real gf, and i havent met her since then
the third chick is my actual gf, we are together since we were both ~18(we are 25 now), aside for that time when we broke, and she never cared.
also, while i consider my cock small, 12 inch is more than average in half of the world, you actually dont need more than 7-8 cm do satisfy a women and if you know what you are doing, you can do with even less(than 12 i mean, not 7, kek)
>>59050774
also
>were you bullied
why the fuck would i been bullied, i dont go left and right showing my cock to everyone
ive been to locker rooms at the gym/pool with my friends where everyone is naked, but we dont really starte at eachothers dicks so no one batted an eye
>>59050710
i feel like, i dont really trust ANYTHING anyone says on 4chan
if you have 20 cm cock, props to you i guess
>>59050774
>>59050845
oh and also, a fucking surgery costs ~3k euro, if u want a big cock that much, start making money instead of shitposting here and go get one
>>59050558
My ip range got banned
Anyone watching B Grupa in 15mins ?
>>59050974
>цeцкa
>>59050886
>dick enlargement surgery
sounds horrible, what do they even do?
>>59050774
12 cm might be average in asia, not here or any western country though, but I agree about satisfying women
>>59050774
>12 inch is more than average in half of the world, you actually dont need more than 7-8 cm
>12 inches = 30 cms
The world record for the biggest dick is 24.13 cm (9.5 inches)
>>59051006
That's V grupa, I'm talking B (Б) Grupa here
>>59051034
the average dick size in usa is about 12 cm
>>59051073
>The world record for the biggest dick is 24.13 cm (9.5 inches)
WTF? A simple google search will reveal that it's 35 cm, 24 is that guys flaccid size
>>59051073
kek, meant cm ofcourse
>>59051034
>sounds horrible, what do they even do?
not sure, iirc there are a few option, in one of the procedures they "cut" some of the muscles holding your cock and pull it out, which gives you 3-4 cm's more, the other is they put some kind of sillicon in your cock and make it longer and thicker
im fine with my 12cm's and never had a problem, so i dont plan on using it, but if anyone is that greedy for a bigger cock, can always try this
>>59051073
Might have meant 12 cm
Thank god my Hellenic cock is longer than Sashko's sarissa
>>59051034
>sounds horrible, what do they even do?
if you touch the area on the back your balls, you'll notice that there is an extention of your dick that goes into your body for a couple of more inches
they cut the tendons and muscles around your dick, and pull on it, so that you have more of your penis on the outside, and less of it on the inside
that's why it's not such a serious operation
>>59050530
pls be true
>>59050558
mate, Bulgaria has so many Turks. They just fucking want to give the land to Turkey. They're literally subhuman pieces of shit
>>59051224
>>59051290
Wouldn't that make your erections weak?
>>59051290
yeah, thats what i meant
>>59051224
>>59050769
lmao nice meme brother
>>59051386
just take roids and problem=solved
>>59051222
http://www.oddee.com/item_97082.aspx
>>59051386
no, you keep your erection, but your cock gets pointing straight instead of curved slightly to the to
which is fine by me, my cock isnt curved at all anyway
>>59051386
no, because the part on the inside also gets harder and full of blood when you get an erection. you're pumping blood down there either way
though i did hear that your cock can get all bendy at the base
>>59051437
>just take roids and problem=solved
I don't think that a drug can make up for having your tendons and muscles cut.
>>59051222
Ah your right, my bad
best dick is like a can of tuna
it should always be short so she cant feel any pleasure and it should always be thick as fuck so she would always be in constant pain
kek
>>59051499
do not question my logic, Petrovski
>>59051464
my dick points upwards too much as it is, if it were a bit straighter that would be great
i might even consider this surgery
hell, one of the reasons why i always hesitated to have sex is because i was hoping on getting a surgery and i didn't want there to be any girls going around telling people that i used to have a small dick before :D
>>59051475
I saw a big ass jeep with srbjan plates today.
there was this 10/10 inside and some dude that looked mafia/10 wearing black leather jacket
it's odd we usually get bulgarian porsches( like 20-30 ) of them every weekend here
you guys really like thessaloniki
>>59051559
trust me bruv, grills wont care about ur dick, unless its like 5-6 cms errect, kek
ofcourse, if you have a decent girl/gf to fuck thats it, not some random slut from the club that will tell the whole city about your small cock :^)
>>59051630
yeah m8 but having only several year long relationships kinda sucks imo
i'd like to bang a random slut from the club too once or twice
>>59051499
roids actually definitely shrinks your testicles and I believe your penis.
If you're a woman then it makes your clitoris bigger.
>>59051630
>lying to him like he is 10 yo.
girls DO care about cock. Below 16 cm is a joke.
A bad joke.
>>59051698
then go for it, who cares, she most definetely wont stop you from fucking her once you are at this point, unless your cock is really, really small, go and get some random drunk slut from the club, fuck the shit out of her, and be happy
in the end of the day, shes the one that got fucked, who cares if she makes dumb comments on the next day, kek, dont be a bitch-ass faggot :^)
>>59051630
thanks though m8, you did cheer me up :D
>>59051745
They don't shrink the dick, just the balls.
>>59051768
>t. 16.0000 cm dick
>>59051768
k :^)
>>59051838
16 cm it is.
And i feel small.
>>59051881
iktfb I think cock size is the one thing all men are neurotic about. either that or really proud of themselves.
>>59040684
>>59040827
my fucking sides
how pathetic is this
capitalism is the reason you're alive faggot
>>59051967
>things happened this way, meaning thats the only way they could have possibly occurred
fallacy
>>59052010
t. #feelingthebern
>>59051929
I'm a man and I don't give a flying fuck about it
Grow up paki
>>59052010
t. commie
>>59052063
т. Фaшиcтa
I saw the african marathon runners u pclose today, they have the best shaped bodies ever. Just pure muscle that perks outward, not in a gym rat way but imagine no fat at all. They win all races
>>59052079
t. wizard or massive cock
>>59052063
>>59052088
I notice you didn't challenge my post, only strawmanned it.
>>59052095
i'd rather be a fascist than a braindead commie
>>59052126
Both tbqh
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