1. City
2. What stage are you at?
>>59034471
zero
-1
Too depressed to talk to grillz
>>59034519
this
>>59034471
oxford
4
but I'm wondering if I should break up with her, we have to talk about her sexual history after some things she said about sleeping with men who were 30-40+
I cant tell if she actually had sex with them or just crushes
0.5
7.
im a healthy baby boy
>>59034552
here's my thread on /adv/ about it from yesterday if literally a single person cares
archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/17117833
>>59034471
Avignon
Never made it past 2, I think i'm at 0.5 right now.
11.
It's after you're marriage starts to fall apart and your wife leaves you for another man and takes your kid and you have to pay out the ass for alimony and child support and now seriously considering driving your car into a wall
1-4 on eternal repeat with girl after girl. Have not touched a girl since 2010 and life is better this way.
Kyoto
3
>>59034990
I haven't talked to a girl in maybe 2-3 years except on official things etc. except last week I was drinking and I tried to charm a girl with my knowledge about flawed road grid plans of oulu. Didn't get pussy, but I'm sure I was close.
>>59034471
Supreme gentleman stage.
>>59035067
Damn, If you would've put the moves on me with in-depth knowledge about civil engineering. I would have let you cum inside me without a condom pham
-1
>>59035067
It's fun to turn on the charm every now and again but remember that it's also potentially a one-way ticket to making a life-long enemy.
>>59034471
I'm at 8.
>>59035042
Kyoto too
0/1
>>59035236
If someone becomes my enemy because I have a general education, well then I am her enemy too.
1.gorizia
2.somewhere between 4 and 5
London
0.5 desu
5
0
>>59034471
Number 4, jumping straight to number 7.
>got cheated on
i was at stage 4...
was...
>>59034471
1. Rotterdam
2. 1.5
>>59034471
4
best stage
>>59034471
1. Manchester
2. Stage 4
Doubt it'll go further, I have no interest in legally tying myself to another human, and will likely be getting a vasectomy soon.
Though if we end up growing old together, that'd be cool.
>>59034471
How do I get to stage 3? She only kisses me on my cheek, because she doesn't know I love her.
>>59036094
look at her in the eyes, appoach, kiss.
It worked for me twice, and im fat. LOL
(dated 3 girls through my life, im 22)
>>59036166
How did your dates end up?
>>59035455
Ukyo-ku?
Just wondering
4 my main man
I've just been from 4 to 0 :^(
>>59034471
haha you do this kinda things with ladyboys hehe ur gay son
thailand BTFO
>>59034471
1. Monaco Di Bavaria
2. 5
Just kill me....
Jakarta
6, we haven't decided to have a baby yet
>>59036408
>Ukyo-ku
Not far, I'm near Kitano Hakubaicho
>>59034471
Melbourne
girls don't smile at me, so I'd say 0
>>59034471
5 but replace that slag with pic-related waifu
>>59034471
1. Constantinople
2. lmao
>>59036598
Do you keep her inside?
1. sofia
2. fucking your mum every night
>>59036609
I'm in kamigyo btw
1. Roskilde
2. 4 / feels like 11
>>59036647
Istanbul has a lot of beautiful girls. It wouldn't be easy to choose one.
>>59034471
1. Perrh
2. Married with a kid on the way
3. Good job and career prospective
>>59034471
Dropped the ball after years at stage 4...
>>59036651
You mean do I ejaculate inside?
>>59036739
I see, 同志社大学?
>>59034471
Bacău
3 with one 4 with another
Dumping the latter once i get to 4 with the former
>>59034471
Go away OP
>>59034471
where is the cuckold stage?
>>59036848
No I mean inside the house
>>59036598
Jakarta mana gan?
>>59036786
Hi Blake
>>59036896
Just replace number 7 with a black cock
>>59034471
an eternal 1 ;-;
>>59036865
Nope
I'm not uni student and live in here since I was born
>>59034471
I don't understand what 2 represents. I assume 1 is just talking, so I'll go with that
>>59034471
Cape Town
4 for a long time, but she became seriously awful to me for a long time so broke up. Now 3 on repeat with various girls. Looking for one I can happily sit at 4 with through uni.
>>59036907
No man, she has a job
>>59036916
Barat dan kembali ke kaskus
>>59037100
2 is cuddling/snuggling/very light kissing/gentle petting
>>59034471
He looks so cool in frame 7.
>>59037173
Oh okay thanks. I'm 1 then.
[spoiler];_;[/spoiler]
>>59037053
Welp. Alright.
>立命館 here
0
>>59034471
Montreal
1
but I'm not sure if she just thinks of me as a friend
>>59037235
>kinugasanon
I see
>>59034471
What is she holding in frame one? Where does it go later?
>>59034519
this
>>59034471
0
>>59036094
3 is easy man, just ask her out for coffee, at this point she should suspect what you're after, after that take her for a walk in the park, sit down on a bench and talk. Listen to her a lot but contribute as well, make fizical contact, i usually take her hand and say some shit like ohhh you've got such small hands and tease her a bit to make her laugh etc etc, i hold the hand a bit long, if she doesn't pull her hand from mine she's totally into it, get her to talk more and just look into her eyes while she does then move in for a kiss and BOOM stage 3.
I do this with every girl i like, same coffee shop, same park,almost always the same bench with the lake view, i mean why mess with perfection. I've got about a pretty good track record starting in high school
10
Had two kids, managed to stay married.
Marriage is hard.
>>59037475
>>59037238
>>59036498
>>59034642
Holy fuck, for a country of romantics we mightily suck.
0 for me. Have had sex before but only with deranged chicks that, in retrospect, I was exploiting because they were pretty much hypersexual. Who cares though.
>>59034519
Pretty much
>>59037551
>Had two kids
>Had
?
>>59034519
This.
>>59037594
as in popped out, I assume they're still alive
>>59036752
problem isnt about choosing the girl though, its about girl saying "yes"
This stage
>>59037594
That's how you say it in english.
>>59037348
It's okay. Not great not bad.
>>59034471
1. Cape Town
2. Just having random hookups with girls on tinder till they figure out how autistic I am.
>>59034471
1. Helsinki
2. 4
belgrade
stage 3
haven't heard from the girl in like 2 weeks now and i'm expecting the breakup text from her any day now
>>59034471
I usually get stuck at 4, but if it was a blond yeah I could see myself going to 8.
>>59036916
Selamat malam mas
Bayi karena rabu
>>59037832
>A blond
Nice meme
>>59034471
Matosinhos
Im 24 and a solid 7. Can't complain.
My wife is right next to me and notice that we have the same hair color as your pictures . She smiled and kissed my lips . Thanks you for making me appreciate it more
>>59037569
>romantics
I'm Flemish though.
>>59037551
Eh it's not that hard.
How old are you?
2 kids here, as well. 28 years old.
>>59038001
>>59037551
I agree with britbro , is not that hard, i only have one kid tho, and shes 3.
>>59037945
Get the fuck out of our Belgium then :3.
>>59037935
>strolling through 4chan with your wife at your side
what_de_fug.jpg
>>59038246
I know its weird, but shes my best friend been together for 7.
At this point there is little i can hide from her. I spent to much time on 4chan to keep it away from her.
She was just passing by tho. But Int is generally a safe board to visit with your wife, good old banter
>>59034519
/thread
>>59038173
That's sweet.
>>59038307
That's kind of similar to me. My wife and I have been friends since school. We grew up together.
>>59034471
That's cruel m8
>>59035506
Was actually referring to the eventual breakup, but I suppose that's also a possibility.
>>59037945
Join the netherlands
>>59034471
4 and i think i will stay there for ever
4 = best stage
>>59038380
That's nice, I know her since she was 15, we started dating a year after that, shes 23 now.
I took her to paris for 2 weeks once, spend all the money we had, was a wonderful experience, if it weren't for the niggers in every corner it woulda been magic .
>>59038380
>>59038307
Sigh, so lucky. Not that I deserve any girlfriend when even friends are unattainable to me.
>>59038638
>I took her to paris for 2 weeks once, spend all the money we had, was a wonderful experience,
But still, glad we helped love young to spring. That is, after all, our task.
>>59038709
Sure did, she started crying when she saw Louvre.
We spent the the last week and half going there almost everyday .
The food was the awful , that was not over 30 euro per person was always terrible .
I come from a place were we have fresh fish and seafood, also meat and vegetables/fruits are much fresher back home. And french bottle water taste like cooper .
>>59038638
Shame, but I hear it's full of them.
>>59038668
Luck has nothing to do with it m8.
It's all about confidence, drive and passion.
Similarities help long-term.
>>59038638
>mfw I could have had this
[spoiler]I could never get over her death[/spoiler]
>>59039009
That's pretty much what I extrapolate upon later. I admit that it's not from me being unlucky that I have no girlfriend, but only because I don't make much of an effort for one anyways, and neither have the skills to facilitate it.
>>59038952
>The food was the awful , that was not over 30 euro per person was always terrible .
Yeahwell, french food is more renowned from bein fancy more than anything. I personally love it, but to each their own.
How many times did you fuck while in Paris? She must've become quite lusty after glancing at all our niggers.
>>59038709
I for once do not believe in luck , there is no perfect person.
You just meet a nice young girl and if you love each other and truly seek to be together you will change for each other, thus making the perfect woman / men.
I hard to express my self correctly in English
>>59039340
Oddly not much.
It was a different kind of experience .
She's good old fashion Portuguese racist
>>59034519
this.
>>59039340
>skills
Nobody's born skilled, man.
Einstein couldn't count to 10 once. Usain Bolt couldn't walk. Trump used to shit in his diaper. Geert Wilders wet the bed as a small child.
You work at something. You get better.
>>59039325
So sorry bro
>>59039402
Never will have the will nor courage to ta along to that cute girl, if ever she does materialize herself, but eh, your words of encouragement are alright.
>>59039524
Lel, is the sex good at least, if in such low quantity?
>>59039585
How much do looks factor into it, I ask of you then?
I know this isn't the appropriate attitude to achieve what I want, but I can't manage to escape it.
>>59039340
Breed in paris is heavenly . The problem is freshness .
>>59039325
I feel you hermano , i also have the people i loved most in the world dying. It's a unshaken feeling of emptiness
>>59039616
It's okay now, it happened almost 10 years ago, but when I see people like this portubro>>59039715 I feel a bit sad.
It is envy indeed, but I wish you (and your wife) the best. Treasure it
>>59034471
Copenhagen
0 or less
Fucking hell
>>59034471
1. St. Petersburg
2. Never been even remotely beyond 0 desu
>>59039634
You must summon the courage , are you not a living men like any other? do you feel that everyone that dates, has friends is superior to you?
Dont be afraid, i mean what is the worst that can happen? nothing can be worse then a life with no one to love/be loved, nothing.
Sex is great , who do you think deals with my lust? we 4chaners are a handful . Even in Paris. but she never had been outside her home town, so its a BIG thing for her. I just humor her in everything , something i never do . But going to paris was her childhood dream.
>>59034519
Zero as well
>>59039706
Women don't tend to care too much about looks long-term. Women are more interested in social aspects.
Looks have SOME influence initially, but not all.
As long as you're not hideously disfigured it doesn't make much of a difference.
>>59039813
Thanks hermano , i als wish you all the hapiness this world
>>59034471
4
It's been 5 months and I already want to break up with her.
Sex isn't as great as memes say and relationship with a girl is way too emotionally exhaustive for me.
I've never talked to a woman that wasn't a government official or a nurse
>>59040114
>Dont be afraid, i mean what is the worst that can happen?
Her rejecting me, and me having some epiphany that I'm far worst socially and aesthatically than what I could've imagined, and then her telling all her friends, and them laughing at me for having ever thought that I was worthy of her. Bit paranoid.
>nothing can be worse then a life with no one to love/be loved, nothing.
Hah, and I know this first-hand.
>>59040201
Guess I no longer have excuses then. I just had my sociability crippled earlier on in life due to issues with my looks. I'm decent now, I hope, but nothing's changed in my confidence department.
>>59040436
Mommy?
>>59040343
>relationship with a girl is way too emotionally exhaustive for me.
Too ture. Unless the gal is amazing, I never feel that a relationship reciprocates all the effort you make for it.
Székesfehérvár
0
Stage 9 here. I pay $1150/month in alimony and will do so for the rest of my life.
7.
Tho my stage 5 was a little different.
>>59040522
Fake confidence and you'll become confident. We all have our insecurities.
>>59040436
Homeschooled?
>>59040522
You have to like yourself first. If you solved those problems, you should probably drop now that excuses little by little. Be brave and try to be more outgoing; as brit and port said nothing can be worse that being alone at the end (and that I say from my experience
>>59040809
>Be brave and try to be more outgoing;
>>59040809
>Fake confidence and you'll become confident.
Thanks lads then! Should departing from 4chan be a requirement to this?
Stage 3
<1 here
I've had confidence issues for my whole life, asked one out in high school that I legitimately loved, got rejected and felt like pushing a drill on my skull would be a good idea for half a year.
In all honesty I find most if not all women completely uninteresting looks aside and pretending to have similar interests is too much of a hassle. I guess I'll just die alone.
>>59040569
Dead when I was like 3.
>>59040826
Yeah, kind of. I have severe mental issues so I just had one teacher and he was male.
>>59040875
I guess 4chan isn't the problem, what you need is to go out and meet people. Not visiting 4chan just helps because it forces you to do something else out of boredom.
>>59040522
If they are her friends, who cares? what is wrong to a person to think it has a chance ?
I mean how can this kind of thought trouble you?
Go for it , being rejected is nice sometimes it builds ups the desire.
You will find plenty of woman , if you are young and average smarts you will do fine. even if you spagueti all over the place
>>59040935
M8, I had the same experience as you, down to the drilling of the skull part.
But then this sweet girl from work suddenly starting flirting with me out of nowhere. With me being a bit socialy retarded it took me very long to notice, but she apparently thought this was cute. I was still mustering up the courage to ask for her number when she suddenly slipped me her number on a piece of paper one day.
Things kinda took of from there.
I'm 26 by the way, and had never had a girfriend before. There's still hope Anon.
>>59034471
3 although it is mutally known that both of our primary objectives is to reach 4 asap
>>59040875
Departing 4chan isn't a req, as going on it in the first place regularly has already altered you. If you lack confidence leaving 4chan won't change that, you just have to pretend to be it to the point where you will delude yourself into beleving you are confident and then actually being confident will follow.
>>59040991
;-;
>>59040993
There also is that menacing scenario that I might delude myself that I have all the social life I need by conversing with some anons, and will miss out on all social life elsewhere (much like I currently am). But at least /int/ endows me with enough knowledge to not be that weird quiet autism in a conversation, since I can regress back to spouting facts others'll deem interesting.
But I suppose you're right. I really should learn to chat with others, aside from only contributing I've taught myself in advance.
>>59041059
>what is wrong to a person to think it has a chance ?
Nothing, I've just somehow taught myself that I deserve nothing, and I'm now deathly afraid that people will think that I rhink that I'm worth something.
>I mean how can this kind of thought trouble you?
See for yourself how low my self-esteem has sunk, and assess for yourself how destructive another blow to it would be. It's stupid, I know, but it's what I am.
>even if you spagueti all over the place
Sigh, I'll try :D
Thanks a bunch Alberto.
>>59041312
contributing facts*
>>59041130
What level are you now?>>59041282
>ou just have to pretend to be it to the point where you will delude yourself into beleving you are confident and then actually being confident will follow.
So for one to fool himself that he has confidence, he should regard life where no limits are set on him?
Like:
>see qt girl, and go flirt with her because you must be worth her time
>raise hand in, I don't know, class (?), because you're confident you'll have it right
Seems like something that would backfire rapdily because you'd be leaving yourself open to much more criticism and rejection.
>>59041478
The first thing about the """qt girl""" is a good example because absolutely nobody gives a shit if you strike out unless its in a comical way (in which case just laugh with everyone else)
The second one about raising your hand in class is bad because if you don't know something, you just don't. If you think you know it then of course try, and if you get it wrong nobody will give a shit unless its painfully obvious, in which case laugh with them it happens to everyone.
also surround yourself with good friends that you actually like being friends with, not just superficial people because they are cool.
>>59041478
Level 3 now
>>59041653
>>59041478
Btw my level is 3 rn if thats relevant to you
>>59034471
belgrade capital of the universe
4
>>59041699
Suppose it is hah.
>>59041653
>nobody gives a shit
This may be something I've gathered frommy own experiences in HS, and somewhat university, but for someone to be rejected does usually fuel a great deal of controversy regarding your person, and that's partially why I've edged away from it in general. I don't want others behind my back discussing that "waah he's such a loser", or "hah, such an ego on that guy, he thought he could ask out femanon". Hopefully, it'll fade in a company environment or life in general, since I'll be less asking out people with which I'm confined in the same class/school for an entire year, so I'll less care about the rumors about me.
I guess I do care too much for what people think of me, and imagine it to be at a disproportionnally higher rate than what how much they truly do let thoughts waver on me.
>surround yourself with good friends that you actually like being friends with
Heh if only. Sorry lad but I seem to be a little hopeless. Thanks a bunch though!
>>59042161
Well I mean if you ask someone who is clearly out of your league unironically then yes that might happen, even moreso if you have no friends. If a girlfriend is your goal you have to start with very realistic standards.
>>59034471
why is the kid not black in that picture?
>>59042252
>clearly out of your league
Thing is, everyone is :3.
It's why I do try to troubles the least amount of people possible, and leave it at that.
Girlfriend isn't even that much of a goal for me, but everyone around here's fear-mongering that it will be my demise not to have one.
>>59034519
this cuz pic related
>>59034471
1. I'm from Brisbane, Australia, but now in New York.
2. Stage 8. Have a 4 year old.
>>59042487
;^)
>>59034471
tallinn
past 4, should be 7, but oh well, life
>>59042393
Oh if you just want friends then join a local casual sport group or something like that and just work on confidence and shit
>>59042730
Or relocate to the States and Chad up there with qt frenchness? How's that seem ._. ?
>>59037485
Thank you for this information. I'll do this when I see her again. I'm not sure when that moment is, though
>>59042648
>should be 7, but oh well, life
She's infertile?
>>59042804
1. I doubt you'd be able to sucessfully immigrate without some important skill or family
2. If you are truly socially incompetent then you won't get anything regardless of where you go, however never lose hope as there is always a way out, just grows more difficult and requires more dedication
>>59034519
(You)
Medan
0
>>59042864
neither of us are infertile, that much we know
>>59042898
Already have once in my life, and it wasn't that much of a bother. From whence do you think I've acquired this erm, "flawless" (hihi) english. Admittedly, this time, it was for my father to do this, and not me, but to emigrate simply had required of him to be hired in the states. I even have the decree all american companies will want of me.
Gosh the thrill of girls lining up to you for being french. Those open-as-fuck suburban neighborhood where you'd never be left out of anything.
Nah, I'd fare much better in your country.
>>59042575
Implying something?
