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>Why is France or French culture considered Nordic ?
Biggest European meme, they are clearly a Greco-Latin culture
Their language, religion, hell even most of their phenotype have much more Southern European influence than Nordic one
Their food is Mediterranean, they kiss each other while greeting, they are much more open, their biggest conqueror was literally a swarthy wog
Daily reminder, only Germany,the Netherlands, the Anglos and Scandinavia are Nordic
>>59034143
Litteraly noone consider us nordic you silly german boi
>>59034143
>celtic
>anatolian
>uralo-finnic
kek
fuck germany and france
>eupedia maps
>>59034143
We're not considered nordic because we're not. We're french, not nordic nor greco-latin.
Our language is a mix of everything, we're not religious at all and I think there is more muslims than christians in France and our phenotype is celtic as fuck.
In what is our food mediterranean ? This is a meme. And a lot of people kiss each other while greeting. It's not just a thing in """""latins""""" countries. And we're probably way more succesful than latins countries.
Shit men, we don't feel latins, we don't want to be compared to them, why are you forcing us into their group ?
>>59034143
>Why is France or French culture considered Nordic ?
It's not, now delete your thread and go away.
>>59034285
why are such a cringy baby?
pauvre débile
>>59034206
Every single one of your fellow citizen on /int/ considers himself Nordic
Don't act stupid, just an handful of Frenchmen here act Latin
>>59034285
>there is more muslims than christians
Let's no hand out banter material against that freely! But sadly that might the state of things nowadays.
>>59034322
>Every single one of your fellow citizen on /int/ considers himself Nordic
I never saw anyone saying that we are nordic, idk what you're smoking man
And not all of us act latin because only the southern french are very latin.
>>59034322
I know you're trying to banter the French because they are an easy target, but you just sound retarded
>This fucking thread again
>>59034143
That map is retarded, Italics are not Celtic
>France still participates in the hockey world championship
Guys please, stop embarrassing yourselves already. You're southern, stick to sports you're good at.
>>59034143
Of course we're not Nordic.
Why would anyone want to be considered Nordic? They're just a bunch of whiny babies who pull the "hurr durr le success breeds le jealousy" everytime you point it out
>>59034413
*who pull the "hurr durr le success breeds le jealousy" card
>>59034378
>implying
Well maybe I just asked for some fun, but some of them really act like they were born as pure Germanics
>>59034143
We're French. Nothing more or less.
>>59034457
>some of them really act like they were born as pure Germanics
There's like two of them
>>59034285
This, without the butthurt and the "we ar le not latin"
Latin language
Germanic cunt name
There are germanics
There are celtics
There are mediteraneans
There is a mix of this glorious trash content filled with ex colonial units.
Comme to my cunt part and see how mediteranean we are : drinking eau de vie, shnaps, germanic food, germanic wine, germanic town parties and stuff.
>>59034315
>danish
Opinion discarded.
I found out that all skandinavians are buttmad when we talk about France. A bit jealous I suppose.
reminder that french women were made for big anglo cock
>>59034476
Well if this is true, they post 24/7
It seems like half of your nation hold this claim
>>59034143
Stop with this maymay, la France est 100% celtique
>>59034516
Is this in France ?
Looks like every Mediterranean side street I visited
From Rome to Ionian islands
>>59034516
Great, an italian cut for us.
Well, no.
>>59034500
If we were to follow this argument Italy wouldn't be latin neither, considering the fact that the north-east is more similar to Austria due to Austria-Hungary.
Stop being in denial, mainstream french culture is latin.
>>59034143
What is this nonsense?
People living there are the most eastern Poles you can possibly get, they were ressetled from eastern territories after WW2.
>>59034567
>straßburg
Pic related is Bozen, an italian city. We're not latin, see?
>>59034143
The only people on earth who consider Frencha German or Nordic culture are /int/ neckbears and /pol/tards. You will litteraly ind no one in real life thinking this.
>>59034644
>Italian
>>59034632
muh lost lebensraum n sheiiit
>>59034567
Alsace isn't an example at all, and even there there is clearly a latin culture in some aspect
>>59034677
Der Französer hat ein Foto Straßburgs gepostet, Schwuchtel.
>>59034705
>French
>>59034412
>you're southern
NEIN
>>59034632
It has Finns on Karelian isthmus too.
>>59034412
>You're southern
t. someone who never went to France.
Most of us feel more close to countries like Germany/UK/Belgium than Spain/Italy.
We're just a bunch of Celts with a Latin culture (and we used to be ruled by Germanic peoples)
We're just French
>>59034143
Is it that difficult to accept that a nation has various influences throughout its history that make it unique? Honestly /int/ is full of fucking retards who see everything in black and white.
>>59034759
and apparently im a sami now
>>59034592
You can't compare france and Italy, sorry.
>>59034644
All emblematic symbols of French were mainly germanic actually.
Delon, Depardieu (nastarovia), De Gaulle, Pétain...
You have to understand that France is on its own. Half germanic/nordic/celtic and half mediterrannean and it's ok, we ruled Europe twice for the best and we spread our bastardness trough this little planet. We still have oversea territories and stuff.
The most successful latin country, because it's the most germanised.
We're similar to anglo actually.
>>59034786
>and we used to be ruled by Germanic peoples)
Wrong, both cultures mixed together and this is what created the French.
Same with Germans, not all germanics were german, because germans didn't exist.
A few germanic tribes united created Germany.
>>59034770
>feeling close to Germany
>>59034143
Also what the fuck is this shit?
Most ethnic poles left after Vilnius was taken by us and then the USSR.
The people that replaced them were all coming from ethnic Lithuanian villages from all over the country.
Modern Vilnius and it's surroundings is atleast 80% Lithuanian by blood.
>>59034800
>He's taking banter serious
Yeah lad, we are the morons here
>>59034729
Ja, ich bon mein klein Sau schwobe.
>>59034705
Ich muss dich Dunkirk shauen ?
>>59034770
t.hautiste
If you unironically think that Paris and Lyon are culturally closer to cities like Amsterdam and Berlin than to Milan and Turin you're either mentally challenged or you have never visited Northern Italy.
>>59034833
>he's taking counter banter as a mutable aspect of /int/
Somebody has to do it
>>59034143
lol you said you were Nerdic
>>59034826
meme maps
Look at this one. For some reason Eastern Poles living in Western Poland magically have more Germanic admixture than Western Poles in Eastern Poland.
Half pole half ukrainians are Germanic?
>>59034878
>S.Italy
Errr...
>>59034143
obviously Estonia with it's culture and language that are almost completely alien to slavic and baltic cultures is balto-slavic
bravo
>>59034898
It's fine, history simply isn't your forte.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_conquest_of_southern_Italy
Reminder that 100% Germanics are ugly inbreds
>>59034912
Oh, ok...
No, no problem with history, cunt
>>59034878
Wow.
I don't bet my jacket you're slave, my polish friend.
>>59034824
Combien de fois t'entends parler de l'Italie ou de l'Espagne dans les médias ? Compare avec l'Allemagne.
>>59034855
I'm currently living in a city close to Paris and our capital is way more close to Berlin than Rome. I don't know for others italians cities.
>>59034820
>even Franks were latinboo cucks
>>59034942
Show skin colour.
>>59034839
>Dunkirk
>Französisch
Na ja, wirst du nächstes mal mir Bruxelles zeigen?
>>59034143
>Slovenians
>Celto-Germanic
>>59034966
>Franks were latinboo cucks
They weren't. People are mostly saying that because they converted to christianism. But if they converted, it was because of political reasons, what is the point of defeating them if you love them ?
It seems that everybody who fought the romans were in fact huge romanboos for some.
>>59034918
Yeah, sure
>>59034966
Because latin culture used to be a thing.
Optima dies, Prima fugit
It's badass innit ?
>>59034143
What's going on at the center on Norway?
>>59034912
They freed them from the Ar*bs. It was a good thing.
>>59034966
>>59035029
Franks got assimilated into Roman culture and continued it till the Treaty of Verdun.
>>59035047
Memes. This map is a fan-fiction.
>>59034966
stop with the meme that french are franks
>>59034839
Keine Sorge, du bist Burgunder/Elsäßer :^)
>>59035011
Ja genau, weil Bruxelles un die ganze Belgische ist für die Französe
FRENCH FRIES
NE L'OUBLIEZ JAMAIS
>>59035038
Slavic genes
>>59035114
kekkidikek
>>59035140
/r9k/ detected
>>59035114
Doesn't exist.
If you mean Proto Indo-European then yes. Slavic? No.
>>59034878
Because they usually use genes from "native" population of these lands, i.e. families who live there for more than 100 years.
>>59035094
No, belgians are, clearly.
>he thinks Netherlands wasn't a mud territory filled with frisians cucks
>>59035109
Deshalb Fransöze.
>>59035162
But native Western Poles live mostly in Eastern Poland.
They got pushed out East from Western Poland by Germans during WW2.
>>59034878
>Haplolgroup
When will this meme end ?
>>59035157
stop the self hate
>>59035198
>When will this meme end ?
Hopefully soon.
>>59035199
>self-hate
The what now?
Proto Indo-Europeans are a real thing, while Slavs are not. It's just a linguistic group for fucks sake, not a race.
>>59034143
>predominant ethnic groups by region
>Gauls
>>59034839
>Duinkerken
>French
Rightful Flemish clay.
>>59034143
ok HANS ::::::::::::AHASAJKSAJSASASAA
>>59035260
You don't have any rights when you dye your tanks in Oranje, little pussy.
>>59035191
>mostly
That's the point. They search families who haven't moved for 100 years or more.
It's like they go to Russian Karelia or Leningrad oblast' and search Karelians and Ingrian Finns, and then add this to their maps, ignoring that Karelians and Finns are less than 1% of total population.
The better research would be statistics about modern population.
Regional European haploshit samplesizes aren't nowhere near big enough to create such detailed maps. It's just a bunch of autists coming to their own conclusions based on very few data.
>>59035329
>The better research would be statistics about modern population.
Exactly.
>>59035169
>Thinking Burgundians are identical to french or german.
>>59034143
whelp turns out slovenes aren't slavs at all, guess that's it with the carinthia claims
>>59035416
>slovenes aren't slavs
They speak the oldest slavic language that they spread on other Slavs.
>>59035260
How does it feel that the Netherlands will never ever recover its former territories, and that they're French forever now
Honestly, French are just nigger Muslims. Niggerslims. There are no native French there anymore.
>>59035359
That's particularly my point, there isn't any typical french, clichés are called clichés for a reason, and not because it's a french word.
>>59035492
Good
>>59035492
Italian jealousy, 1
The eternal spaniarANO is missing
>>59035621
>jealous of being a cuck
no
>>59035451
How does it feel that the French part of Belgium is a massive shithole whereas the Dutch part is one of the wealthiest regions in Europe?
>>59035416
This map is wrong
>>59035501
Nice idea, but ask the banlieusards if they feel french.
>>59035492
>There are people who actually believes this
>>59035650
Couldn't give fewer shits
>>59035359
>Burgundians
Fucking untermenschen
>>59035650
They are still happy as everything flemish is BAAAAD.
Better arabic muslims that speak french than filthy flemish that have to pay for that fun.
>>59034143
what the fuck is that map?
>>59035664
it's fine my celto-germanic friend, let's laugh at those eastern slavshits together ye?
>>59035492
Oh, so I don't exist, good to know...
>>59034396
>i never studied history
Plently of gauls in my region desu
>>59035650
Belgium has no Dutch part
>>59035641
Look, push a little more and he will smash the white flag on my face. Can't wait, I'm excited.
>>59035668
I don't care about these subhumans tbqwy famalein
They will be BTFO in about 15 years if they don't fit.
>>59035724
the Dutch are utter cunts that should be lined up and shot, like Canadians.
>>59035812
I doubt that, but we will see.
Good look to you.
>>59035701
Why?
They were pretty gudd and Luxembourg still is, except they are to portuguese now.
>>59034322
>Every single one of your fellow citizen on /int/ considers himself Nordic
Only French /pol/tards claim this
>>59035828
Na they are broeders
Arrogant
Rudes
Tall
Big dicks
And germanics.
>>59034816
>all emblematic symbols of French
>posts a bunch of nobodies compared to Napoleone
>>59035902
Nah let's be honest they're faggots
>>59034465
This desu
The French are neither Latin nor Germanic nor Celtic
They are their own mutation.
>>59035749
>I didn't read the map
>>59034143
>The Anglos
not really sure, especially for celts.
>Germany, the Netherlands
same here, a lot of you have not nordic features.
>>59035952
An other point of similarity, famille.
What have the French ever done to you people? Why do you need to be so obsessed?
>>59035492
>Typical latin who can't stand the fact that we're supperior to them.
>>59035902
>balding at 18 blonde fags
>tall lanklets boats
>"muh Rotterdam we trade with the World like Jews"
>weed
literally niggers
>>59035621
>The eternal spaniarANO is missing
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ XD
The Eternal SpaNiArN0
>>59036058
Success breed jealousy.
>>59036058
"Hey babe, we could go in Paris ! That would be sooooo romantic please !!
-yeah yeah... Why not Berlin or Köl.....
-OH NOES ANON COME ON those are shitholes, nothing interesting there. I want to see the BIIIG Eiffel tower, I want to eat french dishes, I want to meet nice and beauti.. Ehm, nice people !!
-ok cutie, we're going to Paris *snirf snirf*
-yeaaaa, look, I've found a hôtel... 160€/ night it's cheap rite?"
>>59036105
Here he is.
>>59036171
You know that greatest ally, you know that.
>>59034143
>europedia
into the trash it goes
>>59036059
>nigger being superior to anyone
>>59036375
Biggest economy
Biggest army
Biggest dicks
Biggest everything in fact.
Feels good Man
>>59036375
I never took italians seriously. You're inferior by quite a big margin to be honest.
>>59036468
Don't forget:
Biggest nigger population
Biggest Mudslime population
Biggest cucks of the Romance group
The French are not Latin don't associate those swarthy arab looking faggots with us.
>>59036468
>Biggest economy
where? you have a big crisis , pierre
>>59036573
>Biggest nigger population
Because niggers are attracted by success
>Biggest Mudslime population
Same
>Biggest cucks of the Romance group
We don't belong to your "romance group"
>>59036573
>>59036596
Sound jelly
>>59036657
>We don't belong to your "romance group"
Yeah, you're basically disowned at this point since you're as much of a cuck as the average German. Congratulations, Pierre Obongo.
>>59036573
We used to have one of the biggest empire worldwide, of course there is immigration after that.
Things will change with allogenes.
>>59036616
That's the funiest part, even in crisis, the cunt worths still 5 times the entire latin federation.
>>59036596
You should post someone like Yohan Huget who looks like a swarthy arab. Valls can pass as a german easily.
>>59036375
Don't you have things to do Luciano?
1) siesta
2) help your mother with the house at 32 year old because you still live with her
3) eat pasta
4) watch the rigged calcio
>>59036657
>We don't belong to your "romance group"
That's correct, you belong to pic related and never forget it.
>>59036842
They even use that same disgusting "r" sound like the sandnigs do. Shouldn't be too hard for them to learn Arabic.
>>59036769
No, it only works with Valls because oh the irony. Also
>Valls can pass as a german easily
>>59036842
t. Al Andalus
Hell, only Portuguese are cool "latins" or what ?
>>59036769
>Valls can pass as a german easily.
No, you brown cuck
>>59036931
The arab R is the one that inspired the spanish jota LMAO
Nothing to do with the guttural R master race
>>59036842
You know that latin diaspora in France try everything to distinguish themselves from whites ? And by "everything" I mean thinking they're brown skinned and they're closer to arabs than europeans. So that's a little ironic to see you saying we're arab.
>>59036734
>We used to have one of the biggest empire worldwide
When?
>>59036961
>>59037004
Valls is a pigskin, he's not brown at all. And what do you mean by "oh the irony" ?
>>59037209
The irony that in fact Valls is hispanic?
I don't get it either.
ITT: third world shitholes calling their superiors, such as Germany and France cucks
Have you ever stopped to think why nobody wants to even set foot in your countries?
>>59037028
This people are actually the 'chicanos', they don't even speak spanish, portuguese or italians, also they are mixed with frenchs most of times, they considers themselves latin just because they have one grandpa from portugal.
>>59037209
>>59036769
>Valls can pass as a german easily
>Valls is a pigskin
Wow, I'm a fucking Viking, then...
>>59037261
If you aren't a cuck, then why do you view Mudslimes positvely and we do not? >>59035641
>>59037261
Jajjjajaj el germANO
cuck nigger sucker rapefugee
Cuk nigger kek
Jjaja xD
>>59037237
Yup. It's some sort of advanced self hate, we've reached a point we can banter you and hate on our kind at the same time. It's a Spanish thing you wouldn't understand.
>>59036931
It's not the same sound. Our r is a guttural r, also used in German.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guttural_R
>>59034143
>Why is France or French culture considered Nordic ?
>>59037290
Yeah, and they're still a part of the latin diaspora. They're strongly ashamed of their white blood because they think white = ugly and beta. So they try to be accepted in the "brown group" but it makes arabs mad.
>>59037351
>huuuur duuuur ur cucks, luk at this 100000% credible research !
k
>>59037399
>mfw Italy is tainted by this barbarian shit
fug
>>59037351
>Googling source leads to nothing
>Doesn't indicates how many people were polled
>Doesn't show a date
It's shit.
>>59037476
Hey !
Italian science and shiet you know.
They're white, you know.
>>59037474
>Guttural realization of /r/ is mostly considered a speech defect in Italian (cf. rotacismo), but the so-called r moscia which is sometimes uvular is found in about 10% of speakers in some northern areas, such as Piemonte (Alessandria, Torino) and Emilia Romagna (Parma).[10]
The map is weird though, so I don't know how much does this hold.
>>59037423
I don't considers themselves french but actually a bastard breed with no identity, 1/4 of their blood is "southern euros foreigner" actually, so they are more french than part of a diaspora, the only thing who interest them on spain, portugal or italy is the football anyway, and the pretending "exotic coolness", they are so retarded that they confond southern europe with latin america.
they are also used like an excuse by leftist for pretending the french ethnicity is not a real ethnicity because according to them EVERYONES is mixed with a post-WW2 worker immigrant.
>>59037528
>mamma mia ! My ancestors were rrrrromans ! We dominated yuo, u must rispect me !
>There are unironically people on the world that don't want to be part of the Mediterranean European Greco-Roman Masterrace
Fucking kek at this barbarian jealousy
Oh and France is Latin
>>59037883
Being a brown cuckhold who licks black feets because "WE WUZ CATHOLIC AND TOLERANT" is not something to be proud of.
>>59037963
Better to be a Protestant cuck anal raped by jewish dicks.
>>59037883
You mean "who don't want to be part of homosexuals, effeminated, paedophiles, cuckolds masterrace" ?
You're a shame for Germany and France is french, not latin.
>>59038223
>effeminated
You're easily the most effeminate people in Europe and possibly the world.
>>59038299
Literally what
Only Parisians are cucksissies
>>59038299
every single italian 18-35 look like a jersey shore guido, bunch of fags
>>59035902
>>59035828
The Dutch language is the direct descendant of the Frankish language
France and the Netherlands should be friends
>>59036059
But France literally invented the idea of "Latins" in order to justify imperialism in Latin America and counter growing German power
>>59038490
I'm 36 though
>>59037905
>Doesn't indicates how many people were polled
>Doesn't show a date
Those two datas are crucial, otherwise everybody can call the poll bullshit. Like I do now.
>>59037963
>France
>Talking about cucking
>Cucked
>Muslim
>Caliphate
>>59037290
You call Spanish immigrants chicanos?
Also Italian-French don't seem that unFrench to me. In 2012 I had a really THICK French teacher whose great-grandparents had immigrated from Italy to France.
>>59038496
Shit idea made by a retard (Napoleon 3). And as you said, it was to counter germans, he even was ready to associate with the english.
>>59037883
>t. "Holy Roman Empire"
>>59038540
Date is 2015, idiot.
>>59038695
Exact date of when the poll was made, idiot.
When someone is making a poll, or plans to integrate one in a paper, one has to be crystal clear about its method, otherwise the entire work will be disregarded as non-scientific, obviously. Same goes for >>59038575 which is an even shitter map.
>>59038608
>Urrrr Napoleon Ier was great he won battle and shit muh empire
>DURRRR Napoleon III sucked, Sedan durrrrr
When will this meme die ? Napoleon III did a lot for this country and doesn't deserve all the shit he gets.
>>59038575
>Netherlands has more muslims than Belgium
I always thought they have a lot less than we have desu. What the fuck is going on there
>>59038795
SPRING 2015
>>59038933
That map is wrong btw. Austria is 7% Mudslime and Germany is probably more as well. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_Austria
>Islam is the second most widely professed religion in Austria, practiced by 7% of the total population according to 2014 estimates
>>59039010
So there's already the date. Doesn't change the fact it says nothing about what categories of people were polled, why those categories, how many people, what is their environement, their level of education ... you can't just take 20 random people in a street and claim to have a poll that represents an entire country.
french are latins, stop with this denial
>wanting to be w*ite subhumans
absolutely disgusting. come back pierre, my brown brother
>>59034143
>Daily reminder, only Germany,the Netherlands, the Anglos and Scandinavia are Nordic
>>59039089
>Using wikipedia as a source
>>59039167
It is more accurate than that map. Sweden is not only 4.6% Mudshit also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_Sweden
>Islam has, as of 2009, 106,327 officially registered adherents among citizens and residents of Sweden. Other sources set the figure at roughly 450,000 to 500,000, which accounts for around 5% of the total Swedish population
north is germanic
central is celtic
southernish/that part near spain is latin
>>59039426
You're not wrong. Southern French have the same phenotype as majority of Italy.
>>59034143
What is this Slavo-Germanic minority in Norway?
>>59034143
Icelanders are not entirely Germanic/Nordic. The Norse brought so many Irish/Scottish slave women with them that we're also very Celtic rape babies.
"The first results to come out of the research, which is one of the most extensive genetic research projects ever conducted in one country in order to investigate its origins, and done by DeCode in collaboration with the University of Oxford, indicate that 63% of Icelandic female settlers were of Celtic origin and had ancestral lines traceable to the British Isles. On the other hand, only about 37% of them were of Nordic origins. However, the research into male Y-chromosomes (inherited via the male line) revealed that a much greater percentage of male settlers were of Nordic origins, or 80%, and 20% have origins which can be traced to the British Isles."
>http://www.arnastofnun.is/page/the_origins_of_the_icelanders
>>59035191
>>59034632
While some were resettled, it still had the most Slavic sub-group to exist after Sorbians, that is Kocievians. And also Kashubians. To say it's Slavo-Germanic is too much, but saying "people living there are the most eastern Poles you can possibly get" is offensive, m8 and please don't do it, because some dumb burger might take you seriously
>>59040205
TOPKEK
BRITS ARE FUCKING AFRICANS
France is very mixed so yes they are Germanic as well as Latin, don't know why deny your Latin roots though it's pretty based
>>59041416
We fell for the GERMANIC MASTERACE thing, I guess
>>59035021
we wuz celts n shiet before germans(the brothers of muslim) started putting us down
>>59034143
>estonia
>under balts
okay :DDD
>>59034143
What the fuck is wrong with eupedia?do they have something agaisn't portugal?
The whole portuguese culture is derived from gallaeci.