Who's your country's best friend ?
no one lmao
azerbaijan maybe bosnia
>>59022552
because everyone is jealous that you have the island with the cool statues
Andorra
>Flips
Truly our greatest ally
Liberia
>>59022697
i always thought israel or canada
>>59021634
I guess Germany.
I was suprised when I learnt that our labor rules are quite the same as in germany, along as level of taxes, etc.
I don't know, Panama? Peru?
>>59022781
Id be your friend (peru)
no one
>>59022730
>israel
Fuck them
>>59022798
Thanks Peru, but what is that weed leaf doing in your flag? Did you start smoking weed?
>>59022858
what about u r gay
Portugal, I guess.
Germany for sure.
>>59022898
u r gay is our little son, not our best friend
>>59021634
Not the boches that's for sure
Dunno, nobody seems to like us.
>>59022906
>>59022968
We like you senpai. We do have your flag on ours after all.
Argentina I guess, but it's a complicated relationship.
>>59022968
Muslim mayors aside, you're not bad.
>>59023025
we like you guys 2bqh (because football)
>>59022968
I wonder why...
>>59023066
Ok, let's be best friends!
>>59021634
fronce
even if they banter us a bit too much at times
Probably Australia, New zealand, or non-Quebec Canada.
Love/hate: France, US
Traditionally: Portugal
>>59022968
I wonder why
>>59023199
Yea, for you Québécois mates, maybe, but anglo-canadians (meh, and anglos in general) despise us
>>59023153
i really dont know why but our people like south americans very much i think because we have the same soap opera taste
also back when jose mujica was president our commies thought your country is a leftist's utopia it also became a meme for example if a politically bad thing happened they would always say/write ''well its time to move to uruguay'' :DD
i really dont want them to ruin uruguay tho
>>59023373
honestly leftist turks from western turkey aren't that bad, certainly not on the same level as the filth which moves to Germany/Netherlands
>>59023296
Can't really say anything Spain, 2nd Largest European Empire, pretty much the same as us.
Norway, easily.
Sorry Germany, Sweden, and Greenland.
Japan :3
>>59023199
>France
more like the dad that left you
>>59021634
I'd say france because we don't have any friends ʕ ಡ ﹏ ಡ ʔ⊃
>>59023406
they tend to be pro-kurdish cucks
>>59023474
what about new zealand
Turkey, Palau
I had been thinking that Taiwan is our best friend, but it's not.
Recent Taiwan is a complete puppet of China.
>>59023483
>what about new zealand
>>59023424
It's not about the empires, it's about how anglos have been acting through history,
It's probably Canada 2bh
>>59023477
I'm not really fond of that metaphor. Quebec/Canada wasn't even a thing then, it was literally only 10k colonists who were regular French subjects. Meanwhile the Anglos had well over a million people in the 13 colonies. At that point it just didn't make sense to hang on anymore, and France did offer all 10k people the ability to go back (and most of them did; only 2500 of them stayed, presumably those who were too poor to go back or who had too little awaiting them back in France).
Québécois/Canadien people are a unique national and ethnic group is a concept that appeared after 1763, specifically because of the newfound concept of being a minority subject to British rule. Before that we were just French subjects.
>>59023578
>rape and genocide an entire continent
>then judge others for their moral failures
pot, meet kettle
>>59023477
Hey, sometimes your kids have to leave the house, m8
>>59023540
we love you too :3
>>59023573
after 2 years i STILL dont know whats wrong
>>59023628
>rape and genocide an entire continent
Thank you for helping me by posting something anglos contributed to, the Black Legend.
>>59022890
lmao ye nigga
Bolivia or Venezuela :^)
Thanks, PT
>>59023628
Well, at least the Spaniards tried to mix in with the natives.
>>59023753
the spanish were faggots they destroyed the inca empire >:( they HATED everyone in South America
>>59022958
W-what
We have so many exchange programs and sheit that Frenchies and German spend more time in their neighbor's countries and have a better relationship than ever before.
Gib Elsass tho lmoa
>>59021634
the Philippines oddly enough
>>59023796
We didn't hate them, if we did we would have wiped them out like americans did with their natives. Instead we converted them to catholicism and mixed with them.
Shit we're so evil.
>>59023829
>>59022697
>vietnam
>>59023753
and look how well that turned
>>59023894
why wouldn't they be?
they won the war, defended their country, and then American troops left. Once the USA was no longer a thread to them, they had to start worrying about China. And, like every country which has the misfortune of bordering China, they REALLY fucking hate China, to the point where Americans seem like angels in comparison, especially since Americans are now "over" their anti-communist phase.
>>59023894
They have to worry about China now, so they need your support.
>>59023963
I still find this strange in many ways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbNnvPBokNs
south africa
>>59023963
>why wouldnt they be
they have literally the biggest reason out of ANYONE to hate us
>>59021634
>Who's your country's best friend ?
Everyone?
>>59021634
>Cuba
>Mexico's best friend
How high are you? We don't have any friends
Latvia
new zeland always gives us aid
>>59026625
Oh the cunts, giving you aids
>>59026331
Of course we do.
There's Cuba.
We had a rough patch, but things are getting better again.
>>59023894
Gotta stand together to hold back the chonk tide.
>>59026625
more like gives you aids
haha
>>59021634
Ireland or France, probably France
>>59023296
u wuz colonialz and sheit too though
>>59026683
We haven't been friends since Castro and friends took over, before that sure
>>59026761
The Revolution was planned in Mexico, we knew and did nothing, might have helped a little. We are the only country to maintain diplomatic relations with Castro's regime and we opposed the embargo.
We are friends.
>>59026853
>We are the only country to maintain diplomatic relations with Castro's regime and we opposed the embargo.
>We are friends.
>supporting a fucking communist state
>>59023272
Why is the only cunt giving us some love our former oppressors, surely more of you cunts love our bantz?
>>59026893
We also commerced with the Soviet Union and Red China during the Cold War.
>>59026899
You guys are good mates in a fight.
uruguay, the rest are shitholes
>>59026920
>We also commerced with the Soviet Union and Red China during the Cold War.
Who?
>>59026899
>our former oppressors
are you abo
no friend
Asian nations hate japan.
>>59026948
Yup, first American country to recognise the USSR as a country. Several visits from our presidents to Russia during the 70s.
Our president in the 30s welcomed Trotsky warmly and happily.
>>59026922
Cheers lad, might have to put my American citizenship to use soon
>>59026957
No, but we're pretty much all just offspring of criminals who were deported from Shitland so more or less the same, minus the whole genocide thing
>>59027036
>Several visits from our presidents to Russia during the 70s.
Is this why you lost the Falklands War?
>>59026625
You're welcome
>>59027055
Read the name Damarcus
>>59021634
I don't know, I would say Mexico
>>59023191
>>59027181
What is going on? You are supposed to hate us, we are unlikable, nationalistic, pricks who give a bad image to all Latin American countries, god dammit.
Brazil
>>59027084
Such cucks, giving all your money to other cunts and being happy about it
Actually it's Perú.
the county where i live is not my friend. """""""""""country"""""""""""" is just a collective mind of normies and for those losers parasitizing it.
No one really.
I don't even think we have allies.
>>59027310
$20 is like half of their GDP we don't have to give much
>>59027496
This guy knows what's up.
>>59027557
Ahhh, I was misunderstood then; good on you cunts I guess
>>59023829
I always knew France was a bit tsundere but I didn't expect numbers that high.
>>59022697
why does no one like russia, they aren't that bad
finland?
i just dont know anymore :(
>>59023963
>why wouldn't they be?
I'm thinking maybe because we napalmed half the country and killed like 3 million of them.
>>59027658
Belarus likes them, probably.
Armenia ?
The Stans ?
Idk, Brazil seems like the only south american country that doesn't hate us. (or at least we don't understand what they say)
>>59027725
>Lula
We fucking hate you now.
>>59027725
Lol, aren't those two like complete opposites ?
Everyone loves us thanks to chespirito
>>59027552
I'm still here for you son
belarus
>>59027780
Idk, we seem pretty distant nowadays besides all the agreements and our history.
Greek
My greek friend have kissed on my cheeks, five times so far. touched my thighs, too.
But both of us is a men.......
Friendly than other races.......is the.. Greeks?
>>59027255
You give a bad image to all Latin Americans countries because you are the most relevant, just look at brazil.
I like Méjico.
>>59027812
>not best Korea
Sad 2bh
>>59027817
Tbf it was mostly Mexico and Colombia who gave the image. We're known for football and bunda really.
Canada
>>59027858
Love the bunda
>>59027929
Don't care.
Anyway we don't really have any friends.
>>59027812
i love the way you speak english
>>59027181
i thought it was us :(
>>59027939
Same, no one here has friends.
Maybe Argentina and Urugay, but that's more like a Father-son relationship.
>>59027812
Maybe he likes the smell of kimuchi.
>>59028005
I DID
>>59021634
As a Cuban actually born and raised in Cuba, I like Mexico. They're one of the few Latin America countries that I don't find weird; people from South America are weird as shit in comparison, well except Venezuela and Colombia to an extent.
I just don't like chicanos and illegals. But from what I gather Mexicans hate those anyways.
I think Austria.
>>59028222
>people from South America are weird as shit
How so?
>>59028318
It's not bad.
It's just that your culture is weird for me. Just a couple of examples from /int/ would be the whole picardia thing and weed lmao bart. I don't know, its a different culture with totally different ways of talking, humor, and culture from my own. El peruano is funny as fuck though.
>>59028381
>4chan memes
>Country's culture
>>59028381
You take kraut chan way too seriously Tyrone.
>>59027812
On ne dit pas « pédé comme un grec » pour rien.
>>59028423
I know.
I'm just giving you some examples but overall I find your culture very weird and foreign. Well I'm generalizing of course and there's way different cultures in Chile than Uruguay for example.
>>59028055
Cool pis, Bro.
>>59028381
im glad i dont think jokes on 4chan is the actual culture in other countries
>>59027950
Oh man, this is awkward, we're so close I kinda forgot.
>>59028055
photoshopped
>>59028252
What about Liechtenstein?
Indonesia
Greatest ally
>>59028222
Weird, all the posters from Cuba seem to hate us as well, not just chicanos.
At the moment? China.
They are building a ton of shit here.
>>59022552
This. Not a single country or town around us.
>>59022928
But they are. Nobody likes you besides u r gay.
>>59021634
suomenmaa
>>59021634
i don't know. Japan helps us a lot, so maybe they are.
>>59030499
I wish we could help you with those Maras but we're pretty fucked up too.
Azerbaijan
"One nation two states"
Australia
>>59023963
>especially since Americans are now "over" their anti-communist phase.
I wouldn't go that far.
>>59030614
we never forget October 1998,your country was the first to send humanitarian aid. thanks for that.
Hungary
>>59030779
Can we be your quartiary ally after slovakia and czechia
>>59030794
Doubt so, but if we would think about amongs poles in USA..
>>59030844
There's so many of you here right now it's fucking insane. You're basically likeable Mexicans.
>>59027812
Awww :3
>>59030885
Unfortunately you're right.
>>59030943
Well at least you're likeable. You guys make good Americans.
The brain drain has gotta be shit back home but that doesn't really effect us.
Scotland
>>59022865
why thank you , now gibe monie !!!!
>>59031105
No more money until you kill all the Palis.
We have no friends.
>>59031153
but....
>>59031216
No discussion. Remove kebab or no shekels.
Indonesia <3
>we just had a minor earthquake
>it wasn't a stong earthquake probably barely 5
>i'm still alive
Fuck
Romania
Friendship ended with BRITAIN
Now FRANCE is my best friend
we monkeys have no friend
>>59021634
The only acceptable answer for Americans is Canada. Chicanos and spics would answer mexico.
>>59030943
>>59030991
Poles are good hardworking Catholic folk with good food. They are much better than mexicans.
>>59031515
Underrated shitpost.
finland:
eesti and sweden :3
>>59022865
sounds hot
l-liechtenstein?
The Netherlands.
slovakia
>>59026610
I love you Australia, you mean the world to me
>>59021634
Germany
>>59034211
I knew Latvia would come through for me, love you
