>TFW almost 26 years old and STILL a kissless virgin
Why even fucking live anymore guys?
>>59007122
>Why even fucking live anymore guys?
Because you're from a first world country.
>>59007242
As if that matters
Sex is easier to get in 3rd world shitholes like Brazil
>bothering with whores
>not wanting to become a wizard
>>59007122
Did you even try? Serious question. Did you even attempt to fuck a woman in the last years?
>there are 26 year olds who still act like children
>there are 26 year old living with their parents and will so for the foreseeable future
>>59007122
i can offer you my boipussy
are you tall and non-fat?
>>59007447
>Did you even try? Serious question. Did you even attempt to fuck a woman in the last years?
No but I posted on /r9k/ every single day for the last 3 years
Just pee yourself.
>>59007279
Sex is irrelevant.
If you're from a first world country, you have many reasons to live.
>>59008034
Why don't you immigrate to a first world country then?
>>59007122
Prostitutes are a thing you know
>>59008092
Don't do this.
>>59008092
Because government has permanently denied me a passport. It's my punishment to live and die in Brazil.
>>59008092
because Brazil isn't listed as a country under war
isn't that easy
>>59008398
wtf
I'm 18 years old and kissless, I've never had a female friend.
I just recently accepted the fact that no woman wants me, It made me feel better.
>>59007122
>tfw killing myself when I'm 30
Just 4 more years until the sweet release of death
>>59008590
when I post in these threads nobody seems to ever reply to me.
Just like in real life I guess haha
Gfs are overrated
t. Dad
>>59008825
inb4 6 million wife's son comments
>>59008782
>>59008590
I'll reply to your post lithubro ;)
>>59008864
thank you, friend.
>>59008590
>>59008782
Here you go bruh
"hur dur i dont want to pay for sex because it affects my honor as a samurai"
>>59008673
>Just 4 more years until the sweet release of death
How can you resist that long? NEETbux?
>>59008970
thank you, I was very sad right now, but both of you(you and the UK friend), cheered me up a little bit.
I don't understand. Why don't you pay a whore ?
>>59007122
Want to know what's worse?
Losing your virginity at 14 and then never ever fucking again for 8 years and counting.
>>59009174
Same story my friend had, he had sex like 2 times when he was 17 and when he was 18 he joined the army. For 3 years he was surrounded by ugly men before he could have sex again.
>>59008398
>to live and die in Brazil
that sounds badass for some reason
>>59009467
Max Payne 3-ish
>>59008590
you are only 18 you never know what may happen
>>59009467
1980s film called To Live and Die in LA
also tupac had a song by the same name. catchy tune
