>Be from argentina
>go to america on vacation
>apartment doesn't have bidet
I'm supossed to wipe my ass with toilet paper only?
>>58974170
fucking savages, I swear. If it helps OP, I used to moist a piece of toilet paper to clean my arse.
>go to argentina
>get deadened
ew, I guess civilization ends in Mexico
>>58974170
>can't clean his ass with just toilet paper
Are you just really dumb or have some sort of handicap?
>>58974170
>>58974220
proxy
>>58974170
they are only popular in a few countries.
i lived in italy for a while, got used to one and purchased an installation for my toilet.
In the end make the toilet paper wet and and wine your ass with it. After that wipe it with dry toiletpaper.
>>58974298
not really, I'm Argentinian. And fuck off if you ask for a timestamp, I'm not going to look for my passport to satisfy someone in a Manchurian Imageboard.
>>58974220
Yeah, I was thinking of doing the same, but my asshole still feels unclean.
>>58974293
I'm just too accostumed to the bidet, I don't like wiping my ass manually
>>58974378
>go with your pants down to the airport
>take a flight back to glorious Argentina
>still have your pants down in the plane
>get to Ezeiza
>clean your ass
Pretty easy, if I say so.
>>58974170
Everytime I go to America I just sit on the sink and clean my ass there as a sign of protest for not having bidets.
>>58974378
wtf? You use the bidet instead of the paper? Never heard of that... I clean my ass with paper, and then I use the bidet.
>>58974582
I only use the paper to dry my ass off after using the bidet
>>58974170
Dude. Literally no one in the civilized world use fucking bidets. They're outdated.
>>58974170
Yes, its not hard although can result in dingleberries if you are not vigilant about getting all the residue of shit
>>58974717
>le $current_year argument applied to hygiene
this fucking board...
>>58974717
>Literally no one in the civilized world use fucking bidets.
>almost all European countries use them
Also, it's fucking disgusting having to walk with shit in your asshole all day long. Stop cucking for the Yankees, Colombia.
>>58974170
Americans use diapers
>>58974779
moar
>>58974717
Maybe in Congolombia
>>58974761
Dude, just Italy and some people in Spain use it. We created a world bidet map like a month ago and only Argentina, Uruguay, Italy, India and some MENA countries use a bath to clean their arses.
>>58974819
Do some reasearch and you'll see very few countries in the first world use it and btw Argentina is not 1st world.
I want one of those Japanese space toilets desu.
>>58974170
Bidets are for faggots and girls. Also, if you eat fibers you don't even need TP desu
![main_gauche[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HGO1vZM.jpg "main_gauche[1].jpg")
>>58974170
use the Indian way
pic related
>>58974819
How the fuck does that work? Do you sit facing the wall?
>>58974170
i know this is a meme but the bidet its fantastic
>>58975343
You clean your ass with paper, and then you sit in the bidet to get a super clean aryan ass... And someones uses the bidet instead the paper.
>It's an "Argensimians somehow believe their shithole is first world" episode
>simians
ajjkajajajajajajja chicano
>>58974779
You wish. I kid you not some people in Oregon shit their pants at Walmart and don't give a fuck
>>58974271
kek
bidets are for homos who like to play with their buttholes
>>58975518
t. dirty asshole
>>58975518
Playing with ones butthole feels fantastic to be honest
>>58974170
I'm waiting for an anwer ------->
>>58974853
How does it feel to realize that barely not a single first world country uses this device?
I Know being from a country isolated from the rest of the world has its consequences, but daaamn. Bidets are even becoming uncommon in Italy.
>>58974378
>too lazy to wipe his ass
>calls americans fat lazy retards
>>58975569
>Bidets are even becoming uncommon in Italy.
>>58975569
How does it feels to live in a country where is normal fuck donkeys?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ZTQySNRxw
>>58975574
I never said that americans were fat lazy retards
>>58975619
wtf
>having to waterjet your asshole with water to get it clean
Kek and they call us sissies.
>>58975619
Did you really fall for this meme? I expected more of you my man. Very few people do that, especially in the northern coast.
I've never met anyone who's ever done that shit. Educate yourself before talking nonsense
>>58975775
aaaaaayyyy the donkey fucker keep talking me misters
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw
http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/2012/07/film-documentary-donkey-sex/
>>58975775
It's a common practice in large areas of the country, according to some statistics about 17% of the male population has had some type of sexual contact with donkeys.
>>58975775
>i-its a meme!
lmao stupid third world monkey thinks splashing his asshole with water cleans it
if you want to clean your ass after shitting get in the shower and wash properly
>>58975861
So, it is true? Wow, I thogught it was a joke
>>58975813
Granted, it's definitely not a common thing but some people in the caribbean coast might still do it. This type of sex is called beastiality and it happens around the world.
Lastly, just FYI, we also consider people from the coast subhumans for this kind of acts.
The ral question tho, why are you going off-topic? We're talking about how useless bidets are and you come up with this, really? I'm still waiting for an answer my mestizo friend.
>>58974170
what kind of shithole don't have a bidet?
>>58975820
Sauce?
>>58975953
you know who fuck animals too?
the muslims
>>58975957
Pretty much no other country besides Argentina, Uruguay, Italy, India and some sandniggers from the middle east.
>>58975945
yes it's true we wash with soap in the US. is that not common practice in south america yet?
>>58975977
here my muslim friend
>>58975840
>willingly getting buttfucked by water every time you take a shit
You guys are such fags.
>>58976024
Portugal has them too. I can't recall a single Portuguese house ive ever been to that doesn't have one.
>>58976016
That might be an explanation. Lots of arabs arrived here at the turn of the century, especially from Lebanon, palestine and the ottoman empire.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebanese_Colombians
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_Colombians
Around 5% of the colombian population can claim arab ancestry and they live primarily in Barranquilla, Santa Marta and the Guajira department in the northern tip of the continent.
The second largest mosque (after the one in Buenos Aires) in south america is located in Maicao, Guajira.
>>58976081
>sandniggers
You just answered your own question
>>58975953
>ANSWER ME WHY PPL IN EUROPE DONT USE BIDET AAHAHSHHSHAHSSKSJ
>BIDET IS UDED JUST IN ARJENTINA HAHAHSHS
>TELL ME THAT A BDET IS JST USED IN A FEW COUNTRIES
>WHY ARE SO USELESS THOSE BIDETS???
Are you mad about a fucking bidet leeeel chill out, fuck a dog, fuck some chicken, eat some fried banana and come back later!
>>58976075
>not wanting your boyfriend to lick your clean ass
my rich persian friend has bidets in his house
ive only seen them in houses owned by people from the middle east
You are suposed to take a shit in the morning so then you can clean yourself in the shower if you didn't make too much of a mess. It is a win-win situation.
>>58976197
Germans, Brits, Scandinavians, Russians don't use it. Aussies don't use it. No one in the americas besides Argentina and Uruguay use it. You lost man, go and wipe your ass and then sit on the sink.
>>58974293
if you step into shit do you just wipe it off with paper?
>there's people right here in the thread who never had the experience of the bidet
>>58975395
you use the bidet first to remove the shit then u dry your ass with paper dumb retard
>>58976575
>>58974824
Then everybody else in the world is savage.
>>58974824
>We created a world bidet map like a month ago
NICE
Bidets are fucking amazing. Holy fuck I want one. Wiping my ass is so fucking gay. Sometimes I just take a shit and take a shower because wiping my ass is fucking ass-backwards (hoho). Why would I waste so much money for fucking toilet paper when I can just use a bidet or take a shower. its so EUHGUEHGUGHU!!! AAA!!!!!
>>58977873
Is this device common over there?
>>58977859
Alright OP, whatever you say.
>>58977915
I'd rather wash my goddamn ass then walk around with dried shit. Anybody that doesn't wash is living in barbarism.
>>58977915
>Is this device common over there?
No.
Theyve gotten extremely rare nowadays.
But when the bathroom is very high-class kinda luxurious it probably has one.
Have been in a villa once and in a five-star hotel, both had one in their supersize-bathrooms..
>>58977956
Do you even know how ass wiping works?
You wipe you ass, take a glimpse at the piece of toilet paper and if it has has it on it you wipe again. You repeat this process until the paper comes out clean. No one walks around with dried shit.
Congolombia trying so hard as always baka desu
>>58978083
Looks like you lost. Again. Go and wash you ass, you're too butthurt right now.
I don't understand..
Do you guys not know how to wipe your ass?
You want water squirted into your anus to do this for you?
Are your guys entire countries just closeted fags??
>>58978221
>2016
>not being a fag
Enjoy the vaginal jew you faggot
What's next Argiebros, designated streets? ajajahsjasaslasakjka
>>58974170
Daily reminder than pic related is how Argies shake hands.
So how do bidets work? You can't just spray some water on your asshole to remove all the shit unless it's a pressure washer or something.
>>58974170
>>Be from argentina
>>go to america on vacation
implying you can afford the plane ticket
>>58978891
Don't be meaaaaan!!! hajshajdhjadgsh
>>58974170
Well, before I couldn't use a bathroom without a bidet without feeling dirty after cleaning my ass with a piece of paper, I used to take showers evert time after I shat when I traveled to non-bidet countries.
Then I got a new job and the toilets had no fucking bidet so I had to get used to it... now I can travel and clean my ass with toilet paper in peace... I don't think there's to much difference between a designated shitting street and cleaning your ass with paper, but that's how it is in most countries.
What's with the Congolombian obsession?
>>58978891
You couldn't either jackass...stop making us all look retarded af
>>58974170
You can always use the shower...
>>58979271
>implying you're not OP
I CANNOT fabricate this ahjshajshajhsjsfk
>>58979271
Already been to Argentina m8
>>58974293
You're a plumber, you should know how to clean poop.
>>58979358
Why the retarded laugh at the end of your posts
>>58979490
Because you're trying too hard to prove a point OP. You literally don't have any arguments going for you.
>>58975619
>not having a stash of wet wipes in your toilet room
