Lucozade edition
>>58961438
What things will be Haram now that London is run by a Muslim?
crayon pop?
why cant i just get lobotimized already
god i dont understand life
http://www.strawpoll.me/10144682
importan
>>58961539
she deserves a slap
battle of the nations lads
finished poop show last nite
v good show i enjoyed it lots
EDIT: LMFAO PEEP NOT POOP AHAHAHAHAHA
>finished poop show last nite
>v good show i enjoyed it lots
>
>EDIT: LMFAO PEEP NOT POOP AHAHAHAHAHA
pineal gland status: calcified beyond repair
*cums on you*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTZDeW1DpTY
>>58963377
*punches you in the dick*
https://soundcloud.com/foreignbeggars/the-bits-ft-asa-sorrow
Grime lads.
leelee
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
>mfw the SNP, the only Scottish party in Scotland, is in power for a third term
>khan'd
lads
why do lefties thing anyone vaugly right wing would want to kill off the poor, but also complain that it's the poor lining the pockets of the rich?
if there were no poor, then the rich couldn't get richer
Doing a lonely.
Kyary
>>58961619
>say that to my face and not on the internet and see what happens
Kyary
can't wait for sunday morning mass lads. think I'll have an aul' pray in the meantime
>>58963439
*enjoys it*
Welsh lads, you have ten seconds to say why this absolute madman was elected. I was really glad when I heard he left the Tories because he's such an out of touch, corrupt liability. He's not even Welsh?!?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo
>Etsubatsu
what did he mean by this?
I actually like rick and morty
>>58963308
Ah yes, really nice.
Imagine for one second that someone you knew and respected voted for the Tory party
>>58963211
Wooo!, YooHoo!
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461302551479.webm
>>58963464
>mfw they're powerless to stop Trident being renewed
>mfw austerity forced on Scots despite their will
>>58963429
Is Boris a proper conservative?
would he be a good pm?
>>58963577
please leave
>>58963529
>>58963570
Good on them, can't think of a better candidate than are Halalmeron.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDbm90BoUK0
>>58963302
>what you up to now?
Suicidal NEET. Need a job but I don't even have the social skills to get a foot in the door. Dire straights 2bh; looking to end my life soon.
could never get into any sort of rap music lads
am I officially white?
lads
Own multiple hairdressers cars desu
>>58963574
>>58963640
and your lot clean the toilet of the old bloke
Weird that UKIP wales is now the most powerful UKIP branch haha
>>58963577
disapointing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ6G7qwjom4
WONT GET NONE OF YOUR CDS BACK
>>58963574
>mfw this is true
>mfw a lot of Scots are too retarded to see it and vote Tory or Tory-Lite anyway
>>58963646
There's always Eminem and his school shooting white rap
>>58963395
No. Fuck's sake, I was on so many meds I couldn't have got a hard-on if Jessica Biel came in and starting grinding her wet minge on my nose end.
>>58963660
me on the left sort of off the camera
>>58963646
Some rap songs have a decent beat to them (notably some Eminem ones and Kanye West ones). But at that point it's basically not even wrap.
Personally the whole 'damaged black man speaking into a microphone' does nothing for me.
>>58963681
GOD DAMN DOG
FUCKING SCORCHED
Just seen the new battlefield trailer lads, It's set in world war one
Kyary
going for a shit then going to jump straight in the shower so i can get my arsehole pristinely cleaned lads hope i have a cheeky (You) or two when i get back
Reminder that a vote for the snp isn't a vote for policy, it's a vote for independence
A vote for sTory party or sLabour is a vote for the union
>>58963738
That's another MX5
>>58963786
link it pls
>>58963742
what an abortion of a post
>>58963681
underrated comment
>>58963800
not kyary
Unpopular opinion: landlords and money lenders redirect income from the productive economy into the unproductive economy, causing economic distortions and asset bubbles
>>58963768
how many soyul gifs do you have?
>>58963646
>>58963742
>Not being able to appreciate Outkast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWszICEBSLU
r/bucks
get on it
>>58963646
Can appreciate the lyrical content of some rap songs, it can be quite creative and witty. But other than that I really do not bother with it at all. Not my thing.
>>58963825
I seen it on livestream
>>58963821
do you have that many pairs of scissors your boyfriend takes them in his MX5?
>>58963842
Kyary
>>58963742
>wrap
You are officially white
>>58963681
Pooland permanently put on pooicide watch.
>Hey kufar, we heard you didn't vote for Sadiq Khan (pbuh), care to explain?
>>58963845
It's because of ingenious posts like this that I still browse /brit/
>elton john on bbc4
>interview on parkinson from 70s/80s
>comes across as a really decent, pleasant lad
How come he's a fucking obnoxious cantankerous cockend now?
>>58963938
they're Sikhs
Sikhs are BroTier xD
what happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxKgQuf7QYk
>>58963994
he stopped doing coke
>>58963994
he got off the coke
>>58963856
I literally disabled my flegs because all of the Bucks posters are cringeworthy bellends I don't want to be associated with desu
>>58962978
The real question is who is better.
>MBV
>blew the world's mind with their second album no comparison to anything as far as its sound
>lyrics are trivial
>other albums are shit
>Slowdive
>two great albums, each distinct
>wonderful but not revolutionary music
>much more expressive lyrics
>no one cares about their third album
>>58963994
gayness is a degenerative illness
>>58964018
>>58964030
I notice I feel bad when I drink less coke.
>>58961438
Which episode/show is this Louis documentary from?
>>58963994
He hadn't come out yet. He was still being straight.
>Can appreciate the lyrical content of some rap songs
>it can be quite creative and witty
But other than that I really do not bother with it at all.
>Not my thing
>>58963921
sure
post more of her
>>58964065
exactly
can't wait to see leicester lift the trophy tomorrow 2bh
bought my leicester shirt last week in anticipation
>>58964052
You seem like a really enlightened fella.
>>58964065
This is why I had to switch to Pepsi
>mfw pepsi hangovers
Reminder to only post British artists in /brit/
>>58964086
>implying I could even find her again
ARR ROOK SAME
>>58964080
latest one on drunks
it was pretty meme-worthy but not one of his best
>>58964040
>yfw Henry VIII wrote a better song than either of those bands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wARiOb80Zr0
Inshallah brothers
Who up for some halal fish and chips?
Maybe we could also go to the pub to drink some goat milk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7nRTF2SowQ
here is it lads, no really a fan of battlefield but I got a hard on for the british forces
>>58964085
Well you fucked that up, you spastic
>>58964162
I'll invite my mate Sadiq around
he just got a new job
After the show I'll be rolling mine
>>58964115
think about it
the only reason humans exist is to repopulate
so gay people literally have something wrong in their brains to go against natural instinct which is definable as a mental illness
>>58963808
That's why I voted for the SNP.
me on the left
>>58964171
im gonna keep on playing verdun
Does anyone here actually genuinly hate all non white people?
Like there isn't a single asian/black person you know or celeb that you think is a good lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaWyIJb8QoY
>>58963846
well I have 24
gf sent me this
>tfw Battlefield is set in fucking WW1
what a boring fucking time period
give us 2143
What are you cheeky chaps havin for dinner?
Pic related it's an authentic Turkish doner calzone
>>58964226
phwoooar she is spicier than a vindaloo wouldn't mind bending her over a prayer mat
Just realised I've got a huge hole in my jeans
>>58964217
Because homosexuals never reproduce, right?
London ist gefallen....
>>58963692
am i kicked from the Brotherhood?
>>58963846
about 40
>>58964218
Everyon keeps going on about how scotland would be cucked in a one party state if independence happened under the SNP
in reality they'd probably split into a left wing and right wing party or a new right wing party would appear and start getting votes again
>>58964285
Put your other leg through lad
you now remember maddox
>>58964171
This looks so good
>that fucking music tho
>>58963518
>welsh lads
theyve not got computers lad
>>58964252
I'm non-white but I am English and I love this country dearly. It's because I love this country so much that I want to see it do well and accept Shariah Law.
>>58964279
do you have to pay extra for the grease?
>>58964322
Ok ;) x
>>58964328
maddox is still going
>>58963681
>HE DELETED IT
the gf
>Zac Goldsmith's sister married a Muslim
>This changed her name from Jemima Goldsmith to Jemima Khan
>He just got beaten by Sadiq Khan
There's a joke somewhere about 'Get Khaaaaan'd' there somewhere but I can't be bothered to find it
>>58964328
used to read that back in year 8 (2001)
>>58964303
some do if they are forced into a straight relationship by their parents before the come out but a very very minute number of homos have their own kids
Still fine it completely hilarious that one of my housemates is a 5ft 2 lesbian "boxer" who actually does tournaments and shit and I could literally muller her without trying and with no training
>Female """"""""""sports""""""""
I want to listen to music on my headphones on my commute, where do I put my phone now that its summer and I can't wear my jacket?
If I put it in my jean pocket, the cables get absolutely mashed and the earphones stop working after a week
>>58964332
yeh those tiny snippets of marketing cutscenes looked great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re_TPMj6_NQ
me with the hair
on the cider lads. starting to kick in
>>58964279
Whataburger Patty Melt.
>>58964344
No. I did not.
>>58964271
>Not the Finno-Korean war
>>58964321
I don't think Scotland has ever really been right wing.
Tories got a huge boost but it's only because Scottish Labour have gone to complete shit and all the people who voted no who are still obsessed with the referendum blindly latched onto the closest unionist party.
>>58964401
Challenge her and livestream it.
>>58964401
>I could literally muller her without trying and with no training
you probably couldn't. but if saying that makes you feel less intimidated by her then go for it.
>>58964402
>commute
>jeans
your job is either shit tier or god tier
>>58964374
>Zac Goldsmith's sister married a Muslim
Surely the point is she married a Paki not a Muslim. You can be have a Paki name like Khan and not be Muslim.
picking a kpop group to obsess over, any suggestions? thinking snsd at the moment, might go crayon pop though
>>58964397
You seem to be an expert on homosexuals and their desire to have children. I'm assuming you have some peer-reviewed work you've authored.
Care to share?
>>58964356
>>58964328
>>58964376
he was the original buzzfeed
took everyone else surprisingly long to catch on . that being obnoxious can draw a huge crowd
downloading a couple of cumpilations
>>58964482
are you going to answer you fucking mug
Can someone do a just fuck my shit up for zac goldsmith
Do yuros ever make a point to buy products made within their cunts like Amerigans do?
>>58964496
alright settle down no need to get the handbags out
>>58964486
The point is maymays you silly div. Get Khaaaaan'd
>>58964486
She married that cricketer and he's a Muslim.
scientists are just as dogmatic as religious people
>>58964543
I'm sure the Germans do, you know the Germans always make good stuff.
>>58964543
not really
it's usually shit and expensive
stuff from china is still shit but at least it's cheap so you can buy more when it breaks
>>58964546
t. exposed shitposting fuckwit
Ahh, yes. Very good.
>>58964562
but they're right
>>58964493
Twice is the new meme group
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rtV5esQT6I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7rCyll5AeY
The best members to stan are Momo and Tzuyu
>>58964543
Yes people will try and buy british beef/produce a fair amount
we don't have strong manufacturing though so less in that sense
>>58964516
I have never had a problem putting my phone in my pocket. Why would the wires get "mashed"?
>>58964558
i thought she was bonking that russell brand
>>58964543
no
that would be racist
the government has an official policy of purchasing Pakistani and Indian goods
>>58964621
false dichotomy desu
It was Imran Khan who persuaded Zac Goldsmith to go into politics.
Only to be defeated by Sadiq Khan in the London Mayoral election.
>>58964558
Which is why you say she married the Paki. A Paki wouldn't say "She married a Christian". he would say "She Married a Brit".
Fuckin think about it you div.
>>58964543
List of products made in Britain:
>>58964636
he probably has shitty headphones because he can't afford good ones with his shitty job he gets to wear jeans to
How do I decalcify my third eye?
>>58964632
cheers lad
>>58964666
elaborate
>>58964562
Depends if you're talking about "scientists" getting involved in politics and debates or actual scientists
Proper scientists aren't nearly as dogmatic, there's a clear framework and if something gets proven wrong it'll be accepted
>>58964543
Yeah, try to. Often difficult though. Support my local independent businesses to; butchers, fruit & veg shop, diy shop, etc. Refuse to buy from any Muslim-owned business.
alri
>>58964648
Nah, that's me
>>58964493
depends, i'd obvious say crayon pop but it's what you fancy at the end of the day.
you may want to pick one of the newer groups mind
>>58964684
You still make plenty of machinery and automotive. Not saying they're top notch but, you lads still have some pride left...
>>58964543
Only when it's food
business idea: intentionally cripple myself so i qualify for the Guaranteed Interview Scheme for People with Disabilities.
New thread
>>58960180
>>58962486
>>58963904
>>58960824
>>58964730
just downloading a ton, gonna look thru MVs tomorrow
>>58961438
So had Rashiq got in because Londonm is full of pakis or is because Londoners are cucks?
Done playing videogames
>>58964648
She was. She's divorced.
>>58964677
>Fuckin think about it you div.
I'm not the anon you're sperging out over, m8. Just pointing out that she did actually married a Muslim.
Now apologise to me.
>Crayon Pop
The girls aren't even attractive wtf?
The Hated Peter Hitchens is having a wank.
>>58964433
MY NIGGA
>>58964783
he got him orange lucozade too and in a previous scene it showed him with original and louis even saw it
would be well annoyed with him I guess he should have specified lucozade flavour though
WILLIES WILLIES WILLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Poleaboo is still here
absolutely gagging for a (you)
>>58964860
original is disgusting
louis has good taste
that guy has shit taste
>>58964895
I LOVE WILLIES
>>58964781
Saturday night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3wnue2ivNg
Bing bing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaTcPBuqspE
Uh ee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDG3BQRdDY
Lonely Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCPFK61Yu3M
Dancing Queen 2.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26_F392ir7Q
FM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tna90t2je-4
Ra ri ru re
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AczeObkJDAM
Dancing All Night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-B5XAxDQ8w
there's the main ones
>>58964816
crayon pop weren't picked for there looks lad
>>58964895
trump is a tiger in the human jungle
he is better because of biology. his seed is stronger. his DNA was predestined to be rich and powerful.
>>58964799
Names vary by nationality not by religion.
A White English woman who took a Japanese surname from her Japanese husband wouldn't be described as marrying a Zen Buddhist, she would be described as marrying a Jap.
Jemima Khan married a Paki, not a Muslim.
It's fucking simple.
dont reply to him
Can't wait for my internet gf to wake up lads
Must be nice being able to play your own country in video games
>>58964906
lucozade is shit 2bh but original is better than mingin orange it tastes like vitamin c tablets
Eurobeat tbqh lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlyoRm9UqbE
>>58964912
yer a legend
>>58964701
read The Illuminatus! Trilogy
>>58964934
literally inheritance LOL
>>58964937
He was a Muslim. What exactly are you getting upset at?
And I'm waiting for my apology.
>>58964701
get f.lux
>>58964956
t. alky
>>58964974
anytime
>>58964943
won't your tulpa be jealous?
Josie Jump
what does it feel like to finger a slag?
>>58965039
she's just going to have to be an adult about it
>>58964956
Rasheed
>>58965030
>using f(edora).lux
doesn't even make a difference to your eyes
>Love this cross-board gimmicking.
what did he mean by this
>>58964701
DMT and flux
sad again
going to shit on your weetabix
>>58965008
The point being her name change was due to the nationality of her husband not his religion. He could well have been any religion but the fact that he was Paki was the resounding reason his name was Khan.
hand smells very ballsacky
>>58963708
margaret thatcher ruined EVERYTHING
>someone on /r9k/ actually bothered to ring up Aberdeen court and disproved Poleaboo
Goodnight sweet paki prince
>>58964974
only went and forgot the main one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMqL1iWfku4
Kpop Starter Pack:
SNSD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXZxc8GSXnI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBxW22JLUmg
Girls Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lSJMKi184c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuOu31aIiKY
Apink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dVjSvLzD1I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5H-GvnNz2Y
AOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEYOyZVWlzs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pBgMBBsv4k
Sistar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0ZHXVp_wUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6XLNsJ9YrA
Secret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpatVVhT-Io
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP56DuUpKBE
Nine Muses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwN_Axs7pL4
Red velvet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xWiro_tS1k
f(x)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j7Umwfx60Q
Stella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54NyyS6_yos
T-ara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_eo5j5sib8
Kara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74RzHIpZuDY
Rainbow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URPYRLiGAnY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKAi5cWHYDY
>>58965142
Get your hands off my ballsack then
>>58965148
The rot started under Callaghan but yes, Thatcher fucked things up wildly.
>>58965164
proofs???
>>58965130
I see, so you're just a boring fucking obnoxious pedantic cuntwhiff just spoiling for a quarrel over literally fuck all.
>>58965058
it feels disgusting
but also nice because of the reactions you get whenever you do something
>Well that wasn't quite what we had in mind
Too right it wasn't you silly blonde cunt
Man get money with the gang
>>58965213
Yes.
But I also happen to be correct.
>>58965168
>>58965172
L E G E N D S
E
G
E
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D
S
>>58965164
Kek what
memes are cancer always have been even ironic ones
wagwan
how the fuck is everything getting worse and worse.
i can't be the only one who feels this overbearing apathy
maybe i'm just a cynical cunt but i can't see how people have hope
>>58965256
He gave the date of his supposed first conviction and the court confirmed no such hearing ever took place
>>58965250
this one as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VQ-OJ3vCn0
Just spent a good 20 minutes googling, looking through the london city hall website, reading a few press releases and information released under FOI requests to see if I could find any Polish people working as cleaners at city hall so I could say that Poles were cleaning up the muslim mayors poo or something slightly wittier
what am I doing with my life
>>58962664
lol i got to Gn4 before the unranking.
CSGO MM is fucking garbage though, absolutely full of hackers (and that's just the ones that are stupidly obvious about it)
@58965243
No one here is incorrect and no more (You)s for you, fucking paki faggot.
http://web.csulb.edu/~kmacd/books-immigration.html
red pill alert
we're all going to die
I remember when kpop was my gimmick and I was literally the only one in /brit/ that posted it
What happened?
>>58961438
>ENGLAND HAS LOST ITS CAPITAL
>>58965337
I was LE before they 'fixed' the ranks, but haven't played for ages
And so far in gn4 I haven't seen anyone who even looks remotely like they are hacking
get good
>mum has loads of nervous habits
>point them out
>she gets all stroppy saying 'don't criticise me'
ahh yes
>>58965172
not a fan of your kpop taste
>>58965403
>mocking your mum
ahh yes
whats your favourite porn site?
