Seven years ago, Edition
crayon pop
20 years old and still don't know what the fuck is wrong with me
really wish i had time for a crippling addiction because at least then i'll have to make money to feed my fatal addiction
>He tastes the heat not the meat
plebs
lads
>yank edition
maya
Going into town tomorrow. What fast food should I get for lunch? Options include:
>Greggs
>McDonalds
>KFC
>>58957562
what a cracking pair of chebs
right said Fred
rate my gf
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Shooting-Reported-at-Mall-in-Bethesda-Police-Say-378417311.html
>be American
>get shot
i wish the lord would take em
>>58957620
KOTH watch with /brit/ W HE N?
>>58956656
Rotterdam
Calgary
Khan
business idea: send em all back to their own countries
>>58957656
bravo bethesda
Got a plumbing apprenticeship lads. Going to talk to that qt redhead barmaid that keeps eyeing me up. Things are look bright
I might just make it
>>58957557
what was 7 years ago?
>>58957625
Blighty
leelee
>>58957656
>tfw fo4 dlc will be delayed
>>58957713
>eyeing me up
as in "fucking hell, i wish this freak would stop looking at me"
hehehe
>>58957713
Nice one lad.
kyary
Poleaboos NU-TRAXX appointment lasted about a minute
His mentor suggested he go sign up to a recruitment agency in Oldham (like she advised him to do a week ago via email)
She was very nice about it
Poleaboo set off to the bus station with the bus ticket his mentor gave him
The driver of the bus was a bastard like 90% of people in the industry are
He got mad at Poleaboo for not knowing how to use the pass
First time in 7 months being on a bus
First time in 7 years being on this route
Rochdale is actually quite a nice area
Some hipster looking cunt and his gf sat near me
bitch kept talking about bullshit and acting stupid
Wondered around Oldham town centre for a while before finding the place
Sat down on a bench with an old white woman, bigoted old bat quickly moved away
Felt like a lot of the white men there were eyeing my suspiciously
Saw a lot of mixed race couple and friend groups
Eastern Europeans infesting this town too
Near a sixth form so got to scout some talent
Got to the recruitment agency and they told me to book an appointment via the phone
Went home after struggling to find the correct bus stop
Lot of exercise, more than the last 7 months for sure
>thought i was talking to my mate
>was actually a qt
>inboxed asking 'have u listened to konichiwa yet'
>>58957635
not THICK enough
>>58957721
Constanza-posting la
Might have been 2008 though, but the years kind of run together now.
arm got slashed open in a car crash and now it's numb around the wound. is this normal?
>>58957696
like the sound of this
>>58957713
>talking to girls
What are you? Gay?
/brit/ has gone to the dogs.
It's official. No more witty gimmicks, just inane sputtering of useless junk. I am sick to the back teeth. Where's all the old lads? Why are you LITERAL children here? What is in it for you?
>look mummy! I posted the hat man again!
haha, fucking runts. You mask your shitty, reclusive and introverted life of poignant repitation with these fucking daunting "memes". You all need to take a good hard look at yourself - step back, inhale and sort your fucking life out.
do not
>be British
>get KHAN'D
>>58957769
fuck off yank
>>58957713
>plumbing
Why are you even here prole scum?
>>58957766
kek
well had she?
need a grimehead gf
>>58957763
kyary
>>58957713
how old are you?
>>58957776
Should prolly get that seen to lad. Nerve damage.
28 tomorrow lads (virgin)
Very sad my life turned out this way, but even as a kid I knew this would happen, I'm not even a self fulfilling prophecy, just fucked from the start.
>m8 says girl wants to shag me
>literally no inclination to talk to her
wat is wrong with me?
right
t. Fred
dont reply to him
Lads, can I do computer science at uni if I'm not great at maths?
Apparently there's a maths module?
>>58957769
yank
![Taylor-Swift-Wonderland-1-Crop[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4YoEkqc.png "Taylor-Swift-Wonderland-1-Crop[1].png")
This photoshoot was the only time Taylor Swift looked attractive. Prove me wrong.
eire is here
>>58957497
>>58957497
>>58957497
What should I have for dinner lads?
Send the buggers back
>>58957772
costanza is no doubt a legend on this site
i always think, imagine being the very first person that greentexted in the costanza manner, you would have basically laid out the entire culture of this website with one shitpost
>See a Jap or Korean poster
>mfw imagining fucking their cute mothers
>>58957856
>I'm a paki who likes shitskins
we know
>>58957861
chinese curry
>>58957852
Multiple maths modules
>be brit
>be ruled by muslim mayor
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
NOW EVEN GERMANS CANT BANTER BACK
>>58957856
who cares? not me
comp sci lads>>58957852
>>58957856
good post
>>58957903
ultimate british cuisine
me when I saw the Mayoral election results haha x
https://youtu.be/wRnSnfiUI54?t=16
>>58957902
How did you come to that conclusion?
KHAN
H
A
N
>>58957856
>Prove me wrong.
nah, can't be bothered
>>58957713
Got a job now but still no gf. Whilst off to a good sart it seems that /GF2016/ has stuttered to a halt for me
>>58957921
>be German
>get Merkel'd
>>58957852
Depends if you are doing proper computer science at a decent university. Even then unless you are at a top 10 uni the maths isn't that bad
What are you drinking tonight lads
>>58957557
>>58957772
>>58957872
>>58957917
But I'm looking at the modules of one uni at random and there's no maths modules mentioned in the 3 years?
>>58957921
You can join us in the hatred for London.
>>58957856
is that her? amazing what professional makeup artist and hair stylist can do
>>58957967
wasser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra-cNBhelso
if you're an actual woman (as in born with a minge) can you fuck these ladybois with a strap-on? I've always wanted to fuck a ladyboi. I don't like dicks though so wouldn't want to get fucked by one.
>>58957823
save for the capital letter you got the naming right
im genuinely impressed
>>58957953
You have six more months, Don't give up
>>58957921
Bro with the amount of rapefugees you are taking in I'm not so sure you can
>First muslim mayor of a western nation is in Britain
Just had to be lads...
>should be over all the butterflies
>still into you
hate this meme
>>58957921
immanuel
put too much water in my rice
went all gloopy
fucked it lads
might buy a rice cooker. every nip household has one supposedly.
>>58957994
Peroni
>>58957841
I was 28 when it finally happened to me, you might get lucky still
>>58957994
are you actually
youre a rubbish gay
>>58957984
Might not directly be called anything related to maths
But stuff to do with languages and compilers will have deterministic finiteautomaton and things like that
I didn't do it at a level and I struggle through the maths parts but it's not too bad, won't really affect your degree
>>58957947
Because that's possibly her most shitskin-looking picture out there.
She was a definitive qt when she was still younger and country.
I also liked her RED-era as well.
Too bad 1989 ruined her discography.
>look at random uni requirements
>Lancaster uni
>"kek that sounds shit"
>A-Level requirements AAB
what the fuck
>>58958015
>that one at the start
imagine if western trans cunts put in that much effort
eating a steak sandwich
>>58957967
bought a few bottles of Pißwasser. top beer 2bh.
>>58958068
another dry e'en to be sure
>>58958055
use it to make those thick pancakes
>>58958015
where's the nonce when you need him.
important question this...
>Because that's possibly her most shitskin-looking picture out there.
>She was a definitive qt when she was still younger and country.
>I also liked her RED-era as well.
>Too bad 1989 ruined her discography.
>>58958015
They're prostitutes they will literally do anything for money.
>>58957978
God bless /sp/ for all those edits
why cant i be one of those random murder victims that gets killed for no reason by some madman
>>58957967
Sake
>>58958074
>That's possibly her most shitskin-looking picture
>Posts a picture of her looking like a gook wearing pale makeup
Alright lad.
>>58957967
necked 4 660ml bavarias, with pregablin and diazepam
fucked
hink I am about vo OD 2bh lad shitting bricks
>>58958049
half of canada's cabinet are shitskins, Don't feel too bad
>>58958055
it's not hard to spoon some rice out and see how done it is you spacker
but yeah rice cookers are good
>>58958092
>what the fuck
this is a meme
do NOT respond
>>58958092
Lancaster was a meme here a few years ago
>>58958092
Basically a meme uni
received a complaint from a customer and he wants me to go back there and exchange the product
told him no, have already got his money now
>>58957852
Do you have any experience with programming, data structures, technology, etc.? There are some maths modules in Computer Science, although most other modules usually require some sort of mathematics (either mechanics, statistics, discrete maths, etc.) so it really helps to be good at maths.
>>58957841
Never thought I'd turn out the way I did, always thought shit would sort itself out after I finished secondary school
>>58957965
>>58958029
>>58958054
RULED BY A FKUCNG MUSLIMS FOR YEARS
>>58958055
I mean, you could just use less water
>>58958015
>6 minutes in
>that ass
>those legs
fuck me, I'm gay aren't I....
>>58957620
Charcoal honestly tastes much better
propane is pleb tier
that's what makes the show so funny
>>58957677
Honestly my favorite cartoon, its good on so many levels, Mike Judge is a genius
>>58958146
alri Irishfag still living in Port Laoise?
>>58957872
or the first guy to attempt dubs with patrick bateman
>>58958092
If you can't get into a uni whose entry requirements are less than AAB, then you should seriously consider resitting
>>58958015
>if you're an actual woman (as in born with a minge) can you fuck these ladybois with a strap-on?
you're a genius lad you just gave me some great new wanking material
>>58958146
Canada has always been inhabited with shitskins
>>58958135
>being white is now wearing makeup
Sasuga Rasheed.
>>58958175
obviously i will next time you pillock
>>58958164
you truly are a revolutionary businessman
>>58958113
even prostitutes have boundaries and limits mate
they're still people
>>58958015
>I don't like dicks
litterally the gayest thing i've saw today
and i come back from my favorite gloryhole
>>58957967
white wine from co-op
>>58957967
bought 4 of these for a lone pre-drink
Getting a take away from the place of purchase to consume
why doesn't god just end the joke now
>>58957967
>>58958183
Not him m8, I live in dublin
Lads I'm on a SIM only contract that I'm pretty sure runs out next month? What happens then, does it just go to a rolling monthly contract? x
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36229468
Did the EU globalists get to him?
>>58958212
businesswoman* sweetie x
YLYL?
Nice one! Congrats lads
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/06/london-mayoral-election-results-what-time-will-the-votes-be-coun/
Only a matter of time until a Paki marries a royal family member
>>58958205
I said she looks like a gook in makeup, you illterate lardo. Her squinty fucking eyes make her look like a gook, who would then need to makeup to look as pale as she is. Fucking illiterates.
>>58958190
you've never thought of this before?
There must be a whole boat load of girls pegging ladybois out there
Congrats, mates !
>AAB
isn't this a high requirement?
I remember at sixth form all the smart people got a mixture of A's and B's, and struggled getting them
bearing in mind we're talking about real subjects here, not philosophy etc
>>58958243
i still laugh at the idea that the guy is just really big
>A
>MUSLIM
>MAYOR
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TO MUCH
opening my third eye was a big mistake
>>58958254
>>58958174
immanuel kant
geddit
cos you said "cant"
Can't wait for Rorkes across the US and Europe to comment on how Khan's election is proof that Britain has been overrun by Muslims
Meme university rankings:
1. York
2. Durham
3. Goldsmiths
4. Lancaster
5. KCL
>>58958247
it spontaneously combusts
>>58958233
Mental
VERY important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10144099/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10144099/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10144099/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10144099/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10144099/
>>58958092
>Lancaster uni
It's rated one of the top 10 in the UK. WTF are you on about?
>A muslim major
>In your capital
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>it's a /pol/ outside of /pol/ episode
>>58958274
JUST
>>58958274
>>58958293
thank we fuck we avoided the jew
that was a close call
>>58958265
>who would then need to makeup to look as pale as she is
>Rasheeds literally can't comprehend the concept of being naturally pale
>>58958206
so why consider a rice cooker?
REPLY TO POLEABOO NOW
>>58958342
no muzzies in the army mate
here comes the bants lads
when the fuck are we going to nuke London
who /wannadie/ here?
/int/er/pol/ fuck off plz
>>58958336
Meme
>>58957921
i always wanted to visit london is it really a muslim shithole or is it only some parts of it
why would you even bother going to uni if you don't get into oxbridge?
>>58958300
not gay thanks
>>58957856
I-i can't prove you wrong, i agree entirely 2bh
hallo /brit/!
>be brit
>live in a muslim colony ruled by islamists
this is the 21st century lads
so what if we have a muslim mayor it should go on how well they can do the job not their skin colour
we could have a muslim prime minister for all it matters
>Muslims are LITERALLY LITERALLY taking over London
>>58958382
to defer adulthood for four more years
>>58958336
>league tables
>>58958256
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aydan_%C3%96zo%C4%9Fuz
>>58958359
unironically this
grim selection, but you'd rather have a rasheed than a shekelberg
>>58958362
because i want one
>>58958380
some parts
it's getting pretty bad though
but some areas are unrecognisable
>>58958294
Same
Wish I could go back into the bubble of cultural inanity
>>58958361
>Being this fucking illiterate
I said that A GOOK would need makeup to be that pale. You fucking spastic. No wonder your country is ruled by a nigger muslim.
>>58958380
Only some parts
>>58958359
>implying jews were worse than muzzies
>>58958130
there's time yet
Lads, what's a uni that isn't amazing but won't make people cringe when you mention it?
Just an above-average uni
>friday
>weekend just beginning
>warm early summer's evening
>got beers in and ordered some food
Feeling great atm tbqh. Not even JF memes can bring me down. Fuck London though
How does it feel eternal anglos?
>rapuefugees are bad but they not ruling us
so apparently regular pizza shops sell "happy pizza" here with weed as a topping
I've got to really, haven't I?
Better late than never
Channel 5 HD is now on Freeview.
Excellent stuff
>>58958321
goldsmiths is fucking awful
>>58958318
How is it not proof of that?
>>58958395
>be German
>literally open your borders to 2 million ISIS sleeper agents
>>58958408
don't get this desu
boris wanted a billionaire exclusive city. how are all these poor fuckers still there?
>>58958489
>be britain
>be their HQ
>>58958444
trips confirmed
>>58958435
HOLY SHIT
MUSLIM PRIME MINISTER WHEN?
>>58958448
any of the redbricks 2bh
>>58958470
It was anyway wasn't it?
>>58958435
he's culturally british
you've got a load of nutjob pakis straight from a warzone
Post your favourite songs lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqWVOY40oBw
>>58958460
>They're not ruling us
They raped 1000 of your women in broad daylight and your cities' mayors told the women they deserved it for not keeping the rapists an arm's length away. They're ruling you without even needing to be in power.
>>58958468
Er strafe es!
>>58958448
Grottingham
>>58958448
Do you realise how little your institution matters if it isn't oxbridge?
Employers don't look at league tables. They don't care. Someone who is a fit or whose cousin works at the company will get the job with worse qualifications EVERY SINGLE TIME this is how life works.
Beautiful evening lads. If it was acceptable to have a barby on your own I would.
>>58958420
Never failed to make perfect rice since discovering this method:
http://justhungry.com/handbook/cooking-courses/japanese-cooking-101-lesson-2-great-japanese-rice
That is if you're making nip rice which you presumably are if you want a rice cooker.
>>58958420
not tetchy enough, this post
>>58958431
Alri rasheed
>>58958378
Literally means fuck all.
>>58957635
>>58957769
fuck off paki
>>58958512
we need a muslim king
>>58958470
lies
>>58958380
The tourist parts are very mixed, people from everywhere in the world. Its mayhem in central London and in any day you might see 30-40 nationalities in an hour. If you go to Hounslow you will see a lot of Sikhs, Wemnley is Hindus I think, the east end is where the muslims are. Its a major world hub so dont expect politeness and courtesy, but it does have a ton of great shit to see.
>>58958300
>>58958563
She's South American m8
>>58958545
>go to a rustle group
>all my family friends and contacts suddenly hate me
why god why :(
>>58958552
Alri Daquanshius Paco Al Babsi Martinez
>>58958435
Hello Daveed.
>>58958368
Yes there are.
>>58958519
FOY
>>58958545
It's not WHAT you know, it's WHO you know.
As long as you're an upper-class, rich, daddy's boy you're bound to get a good uni and job.
we need a muslim hitler
>>58958410
So what metric do you uses to measure the value of a uni?
>>58958448
Edinburgh
Now the muslims will push for more political recognition like putting Imans in the house of lords. And Khan will be their voice.
This literally ends up happening in all countries with high muslim populations like Thailand, Malaysia and Indonesia.
I'm looking at Picasso's work and it's pretty fucking shit. Looks like some shit a 5 year old would paint with a WAHEY twist.
>>58958518
>he's culturally british
spoken like a true cuck
>>58958651
Rustlers group or nothing
Just found out London has been KAHN'D
may the 6th be with you, always
>>58958656
>>58958656
the caliphate is coming
might do an early night
might do a late night
>>58958074
>Because that's possibly her most shitskin-looking picture out there.
Ermmm... what? Fuck off paki cunt. Just because your skin is the colour of my shit doesn't mean you can try and take it out on White people. Paki rasheed cunt.
>>58958656
National pray to Allah™ day when?
>>58958624
>messy room
probably a crazy psycho cunt bitch with a hygiene problems and mental issues
might do a on time night
>18:54 was 40 minutes ago
Need a Hilary win so we can deflect onto the yanks lads.
Gott straft England
>>58958448
>go to shitty ex-poly
>do chem eng
>get offered 4 jobs within a month of leaving
>within 5 years earning £55k
Really wish I went to a rustler. lel
>>58958751
deflect what
>>58958719
I'm literally against looking non-white you melon.
>>58958656
My god. It's the bloody reformation all over again, though instead of Protestant bishops replacing Catholic bishops in Parliament, it will soon be Imans replacing Protestant Bishops.
>>58958719
>>58958729
>>58957967
isnt it illegal to drink alkohol in britburkistan?
>weed makes me anxious
>alcohol makes me mood swing
>benzos make me retarded
>acid makes me too dissociated
drugs are shit
