>go on /cgl/ it's like a female /r9k/ but for autistic female faggots who like dressing in autistic clothes for some reason
Top kek it's like bizzaro /r9k/. Everything is opposite
Opps didn't break that line
Whatever you know what I meant you betas
>>58953811
Go to lolcowDOTfarm if you want to see a female r9k
>>58955759
I'm scared to open it
Women are so weird dude
>>58953811
>Everything is opposite
So everyone likes everyone and they've all got gf's?
>>58955829
I guess not really opposite but it's women complaining about shit and being beta autists
I'm posting pictures of men licking their lips
>>58953811
So it was you kek
>>58956355
godspeed canada you absolute madman
Holy shit its fucking true
>>58953811
There are girls on 4chan?
>>58956530
Yes go on /cgl/. The resemblance go /r9k/ is uncanny.
Usually I seduced women on female subreddits but I think I may try getting myself a cute cosplay gf
My face right now
>>58956590
wtf i love /cgl/ now
/cgl/ is nothing compared to lolcow
>>58956705
>/cgl/ is nothing compared to lolcow
I'm scared anon. Is it worse? Do they talk about their vaginas and stuff?
I'm awaiting her response.
Kek
>>58956836
LINK THREAD
>>58953811
Leafs are so goddamn cringeworthy, I swear
>>58956767
Just check out /g/. I've been a seagull for years and have never encountered any threads that were even half as bad as the shit I see daily on lolcow.
I used to browse /ita/ /cgl/ threads but then (since I draw comics) I had to stop because my sense of fashiom for myself and my characters got fucked up.
>>58956976
I'm a fucking seduction playboy
R8 >>58956836
>>58956878
Uhh some one about lolita fashion things that hate about it or some bs
>>58957023
I'll check it out
I'm going to infiltrate the world of girls
>>58957023
>mfw went on lolcow
>A thread about onision, drama and some japanese shit
>>58957225
>you will never seduce a chubby, shy female /r9k/ beta and show her the world of big white cock
It just hurts
TOP KEK
They deleted all my posts and banned me
Lmaooooooooooooo, couldn't handle me laying down the moves I guess
"Fembots" don't exist
>>58957264
>/r9k/ beta
>Wanting one as a gf
no
>>58957505
Seems cute desu.
I've only ever known outgoing, "party gurls". They're fun to party and hang out with but
I've always pondered what exactly an r9k autist gf would be like.
>>58957618
>I've always pondered what exactly an r9k autist gf would be like.
>>58957618
They don't exist.
They are just attention whore appealing to a niche where they know they will have loads of attention.
It's fault of those failed normies that swarm /r9k/ nowadays cause they always validate those females.
The elite of /r9k/ migrated to wizchan.
>>58957618
I'm pretty beta myself so it would probably be bad >>58957738
Also this there are very few"beta" women. Women are usually very social people.
>tfw came close to meeting a /cgl/ whore at MCM London
>>58958129
Damn what went wrong?
>>58958129
>wanting to meat anyone from 4chan
do you want free STD my man?
>>58957738
they don't get much validation on lolcow though, since there are no guys there. and yet they keep acting the way they do. wonder why that is.. maybe it's because outcast females DO exist? wow. i can hardly imagine it!
>>58957738
>>58958298
No....no......no..............
>Anyway my boyfriend was eating me out the other day and asked if I had been drinking a lot of pineapple juice because my vag tasted like "pineapple and kush"
Help
Just went on /cgl/ for the first time. I think calling it female /r9k/ is a pretty bad analogy. /r9k/'s uniting feature is that they're men who drop their spaghetti. /cgl/ is women who are attention whores. not much in common
>>58958298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6ZpMRvxN-I
This is why
>go to /cgl/
>post anzu
>???
>profit
>>58958263
Doubtfull they would have one everyone there looked autistic as fuck and I hate anime
Only went for darksouls
>>58958522
What happens if you post her?
>>58958412
What the hell is kush? Is it some kind of seafood?
>>58958590
They call her a over makeuped whore
Same thing happens if you post Jessica nigri
>>58958607
Marijuana
>>58958590
literally every Anzu thread gets deleted for some fucking reason
>>58958607
I think it means weed
>>58958629
>>58958643
Posting right now then if it causes butthurt
>>58958298
Kek I'm on lolcow/g/
In the relationship advice thread, holy fuck
And I thought I had autism.........
>>58958992
it's to be expected, as half of lolcow is mentally ill.
>>58958643
it's prohibited to make threads about a single individual.
>>58959236
How to get mentally ill gf?
It's my fetish, my first gf was raped by her dad kek
>>58959323
WTF I hate China now
Jesus Christ lolcow takes "woman are memes" to a whole new level
>>58958992
reading thru it too
ebin
>>58959354
Why?
It's hot, I just don't know where to find more mentally ill girls. That was a lucky fluke I guess
>>58959480
Was just shitposting I don't really care if someone has a fetish on a mongolian stop motion clay animation board
>>58959529
Get yourself a mentally ill gf senpai
>thread thay tries to make fun of the female /r9k/
>still ends up sounding like /r9k/
kek, you guys are amazing
Well at least they hate tumblr and sjw's as much as people here, that's something we have in common r-right?
>>58959323
Group therapy?
>mfw I'd love to have a bf who fetishizes my insanity and humiliates me for it
>>58959736
>>mfw I'd love to have a bf who fetishizes my insanity and humiliates me for it
Oh baby
Come to Canada
>>58958992
Go to /pt/ if you want to discover how vicious and cruel girls can truly be
i love it t.bh
>>58959967
Women are so strange man.
I like it
>>58959736
>tfw never will have a sub gf that you know loves you very much because you need the daily reassurance of being wanted, as your low self-esteem makes you second guess every step you take in your miserable little life
>I wouldn't even berate her outside of sex out of fear of going too far and would cuddle and would do cringy couple shit 24/7
murder me lads it's the only way
>>58960288
She's mine m80
>>58960288
i had one before it's cancer. she pumps up your self esteem and makes you think you're witty/funny so when you talk to others you expect inflated good results. plus then they just branch swing to another man at the drop of a hat
>>58960406
Yeah that was kind of my experience too.
Was nice while it lasted tho
I've been browsing lolcow for a few months now and the level of female autism trule astounds me. Their problem is entirely different from male autism though, while male autists are incapable of reading basic social queues, female autists do exactly the opposite, they seem to overanalyse otherwise complete normal (male) behaviour, often discovering ulterior motives or quesioning a person's true opinion of the autist. This most often manifests itself in romantic relationships, where autism combines with generic female insecurity.
Another aspect of the female autist is the abnormal interest in the lives of strangers, particularly those who fail even worse at life than the autist.
The final aspect of the female autist is one that she shares with her male counterpart, namely an interest in East-Asian popular culture, though more often in Korean pop culture than male. This is because the female autist feels disengaged and resentful of the dominant western culture, thus they turn to East Asia, where they can observer a culture from afar, and idealize it, without fully grasping the more subtle, and often negative aspects of such a culture.
Otherwise lolcow allows for some interesting discussion. On the whole I found the experience entertaining.
>>58960519
>Their problem is entirely different from male autism though, while male autists are incapable of reading basic social queues, female autists do exactly the opposite, they seem to overanalyse otherwise complete normal (male) behaviour, often discovering ulterior motives or quesioning a person's true opinion of the autist. This most often manifests itself in romantic relationships, where autism combines with generic female insecurity.
ebin writeup anon. got me kekkin in class
>>58960519
Fascinating creatures really.
>TFW I sometimes intimidate female autists and make them uncomfortable
It's so cute :33
>>58960288
go on to fetlife or attend meetings called 'munches' then try not to be autistic and you have a sub gf.
I had one and it's quite emotionally draining to constantly keep up the self esteem of another person. I'd much rather just have a sane gf
>>58960789
I liked to humiliate mine and make her cry and then console her afterwards.
For some reason it's hot AF
>>58960871
I liked doing this too. Honestly she was kinda uggo and didn't turn me on but moments like that could get me going.
>>58960789
I'll keep it in mind, thanks. I think fetlife might be too hardcore for what I want, but we will see.
>>58960406
Huh, never thought of that.
>>58960947
I kind of feel bad about it. She was in a rough situation desu, kinda feels wrong to take advantage of people like that
>>58961233
Oh. I didn't do it intentionally, I've just always made women cry because of my autism.
>>58960987
>I think fetlife might be too hardcore for what I want, but we will see.
really depends on what you want, it can be as light as calling them sluts and spanking their bums (which ususally gets me all hot and bothered) or you can go hard.
>>58961363
Never been on that site but I hypothesize that the kind of woman it would take to sign up for a site like that is not my type of woman.
>>58960871
>>58961233
if you had previously discussed limits and she has a safe word with she can stop whenever she wants then it's all fine
>>58953811
/cgl/ is fun!
>>58961413
depens on what your type of woman is, they're generally moer sane than the general BDSM population
>>58961464
No dude it wasn't like a sexual thing. It was just taking advantage of some girl who was abused by her dad and making her feel like shit sometimes just for my pleasure.
Makes me feel like a dick remembering it now
>>58961595
yeah you were kinda abusive
>>58961522
>believing this meme image is real
>>58961595
that's kinda hot t b h f a m
>>58962268
Yeah it felt nice desu
Too bad nothing like that ever happened again for me, I just got lucky I guess
> Fall in love with a very manly man. (6'5", hairy, personality is manly, muscular)
> Marry him after 3 years of dating.
> About 7 months into marriage, he comes to me and says that he loves women's panties
> I'm like "well most men do lol"
> He explains that he wants to wear them. He "always has since he was a little kid"
> Im shocked. I was raised in a very conservative family and location, but he is the love of my life, so I tell him its ok. "You cant help what you're into" I say.
> Next time I do laundry I find so many fucking panties that he had bought. Almost all from victoria's secret.
> Pissed off because we are poor and now he has more panties than I do.
> Internalize my pain.
> Cry on the inside when he wants to get intimate, because he is always wearing stupid fucking panties.
> Do it anyways.
> Feel more anger/resentment building up inside.
lolcow is gold
>>58963195
Yeah some of this shit is so fucked
>>58963195
>> I'm like "well most men do lol"
You can just tell this chick spends way too much time on the internet
these people make me seem like an emotionally mature, functioning adult
>>58963195
>> Pissed off because we are poor and now he has more panties than I do.
>>58963463
Feels good to know women such as on lolcow exist.
I masturbate to lesbian spitting on each other and women doing drugs and shitpost all day, and I feel actually well adjusted compared to these """" women"""""
>>58963195
link?
lel
>>58959618
No thanks I don't want to deal with any emotional baggage and shit
>>58959709
Check your white male privilege shitlord :D
>never really been able to rustle /cgl/
>imply certain people are lesbians
>entire thread descends on me and devolve into shitposting and in-fighting
well alright then
>>58963735
what have you done
why would you lure people like that here
>>58963869
I didn't even do it
>>58963869
GOOD GOOD
IF ANY WOMEN FROM LOLCOW ARE HERE AND IN CANADA ILL BE YOUR BF
>>58963735
me at the bottom kek.
maybe I haven't dug deep enough but they all seem.. OK I guess? Not the way you guys are making out anyway.
It's just anonymous shitposting culture innit.
>tfw no gf that is just as autistic as you
>>58963942
/b/ is still normal by chan standards, go to /g/ for the relationship thread or /pt/ for their obsession with random nobodies on the internet. I also rubbed one out to the fetish thread desu. There are gems all over the site
>>58964084
>I also rubbed one out to the fetish thread desu.
fucking lol.
>>58963942
I saw a Ben garrison /pol/ thread
Laughed so hard
>>58964084
>vagina general
No thanks. I think I'm going to pass.
Grills are just as gross as us and I don't need that in my life.
>>58964084
Where's the fetish thread?
>all those cute autistic girls who like the same animes as me in the love live thread
>>58964084
>/b/ is still normal
but it wont last long with all the retarded mentally ill sensitive tumblrinas
>>58964762
you'll never meet them though
think of all the autismal women and men who long for someone like them but are too shy to even look
>>58964888
yeah but its still a nice fantasy
I'll think about them when I imagine a girl lying next to me at night
>>58964750
lolcow dot farm /b/res/71092 dot html
>>58953811
>go on /cgl/
>ever
>>58964865
Say what you want about them, but they're not tumblrinas
>>58965029
>tfw checked all board until page 3
>it's on page 4
Thanks.
>>58965069
/b/ is shit now you can't even post loli or gore without someone flipping a tit
What the fuck is wrong with females
>>58965124
>>58965124
I can't tell if I should be aroused or disgusted
>>58965124
If you can't handle her at her worst you don't deserve her at your best.
>>58965124
>>58965124
oh god oh god oh god
I'm done
2much4me
Seriously, I'm not gay or anything, but why can't they just all have dicks?
Don't date with girls who cosplay, lads.
I used to date a girl who went often to Cosplay conventions as videogame characters.
She used to tell me she was dressing as Agent 47. You know? The guy from Hitman. And to prove it would send me pictures of her head with a bald cap and a barcode. I believed her for months.
Anyway it turned out, this was a scam- she was actually dressed as some anime slut and would go to cons and fuck 4 or 5 guys at a time and just used the bald cap to trick me.
The worst is that she even would send me pictures of her cosplay friends (mostly male) pretending to be dead and I would send her money for 'assassinating' them. I literally paid her to go and fuck other guys.
>>58965280
please stop.
>>58965319
This is a lie
>>58965069
Lurk more. 40% of the cancer is due the tumblrinas.
>>58965124
I'm so glad I don't have periods
Do they have any memes or is it all serious discussion?
>>58965441
Proofs, thry have several threads mocking SJWs
>>58965531
Even black nationalists claim to hate SJWs but they practically have the same ideals. They're basically being hypocrites. "kill all men xdd" and then they say in the same sentence "Im not a tumblrina xdd"
>>58965468
It's too slow for memes, it's just general shitposting and chan culture
>>58965441
>lurk more
nah
>I watch gay porn for the same reasons many men watch regular porn. I like to see men being overpowered or in submissive roles. The fact that these men might be depressed and suicidal in real life only adds to my enjoyment. Not proud of that by the way, just saying it as it is.
>>58965612
The "Kill all men xDD" people on that board are not welcomed . Just go look at any thread where someone says that and go see what the others say
Shall I post "that"?
Holy SHIT
It's like the fucking opposite of /fit/ and /r9k/ Manlet feel threads
This is just uncanny...
There isnt a single interesting topic on the entire board, 80% is some weebshit.
>>58966314
>>58966464
Go to /g/, use the catalog
>>58966480
Being a woman honestly seems like it's a lot of maintenance and I'm glad I don't have to go through any of it
>>58966480
Beat me to it. 3D will always be PD.
>>58957738
>elite
If I cringed any harder my face would implode.
I only check out the fatty thread on lolcow's /b/ to give myself motivation to work out
most of the people on there are very insecure as girls are
there's some banter but then you have threads like the one on anorexic people which is just full of insecure girls looking to feel better about being fat/sticks with no inbetween
>>58969180
R A R E F L A GGGG
Now I will know what woman think about Rhodesia
I don't go on 4chan often, but I go on lolcow daily since it's entertaining and for femanons. It's weird to see that you guys think it's so strange.
>>58965468
I'd say it's mostly serious discussion, with some memes thrown in.
>>58971105
Are you a cute girl?
Are the users cute girls?
>>58971224
If we were cute girls do you really think we would be on a board dedicated to making fun of cute girls? Sorry to shatter your dreams, anon.
>>58971321
I like it anyway, you guys aren't so different after all.
I'm going to start being a regular poster there and give top-tier girl advice and eventually reveal I was actually a Canadian man all along and that I only gave advice that sounded good and had no practical experience
>>58970232
You shouldn't have posted this right before you made the thread on lolcow... Some angry bitch will report you, and you'll get banned. You should've read the rules before. I hope you don't get banned.
>>58971321
This. Even if we were cute, we wouldn't believe it because of self-steem issues.
>>58971440
Girls are so cute :33
I used to post on a makeup subreddit and some other female ones and it's so much better than male communities
>>58971419
Well, you'll be banned for revealing that you're a guy and posting in /g/ but godspeed, anon. I lowkey feel like most of the posters in /g/ and /b/ are guys anyways.
>>58971629
I wish I was a girl
Why are girls so nice? I made friends with some girls on reddit and they were so nice to me
It's not fucking fair
>>58971629
>Well, you'll be banned for revealing that you're a guy
So it's like inverse wizardchan?
>>58971691
No, no. You should be glad you're a man! You'll never be a girl, so why punish yourself wanting to be something you aren't? You must learn to love who you are, the way you are, and fix the things that make you feel insecure. It makes me sad that people with potential fill their thoughts with ugly lies to devalue themselves.
Please learn to love yourself. I'm sure you have lots of amazing qualities as a male!
>>58971829
I do like myself, a little too much in fact.
It's just sometimes I browse places like lolcow and realize I'll never know what it feels like to be a girl. It seems so interesting.
I just wish I could become a girl for a month to see what it's like and then change back.
>/cgl/
>>58971942
That's great! And I understand your point, sometime I'd like to be a man just to know what it's like to have a penis. I've always wondered how do you carry them around, if it is uncomfortable to go around all day with that thing, how does it feel to urinate, etc.
>>58972042
Yeah exactly, we're so used to how we are it's just normal now.
And the penis thing... For you it would probably feel weird if you all of a sudden grew one but for me it's just... There I guess. Doesn't really feel like anything but it's annoying to get boners sometimes in public or urinating with one
I find it somehow hilarious that the admin is a guy
>>58973039
Is he?
>>58973064
lolcow farm/meta/res/1183.html
Holy fuck. It really is like a bizarro /r9k/. Kek.
>go on /a/
>10% are girls
>90% are little girls
Perfect
>>58973423
Awwww :3
>>58953811
Yes the International board definitely seems like the place to discuss this, I agree except not really fuck you faggot
>>58958607
It's a type of a weed, very good and very expensive, runs about $100/g
>>58953811
>Australia thread
>discussing upcoming cosplay competition in my city
Send help lads
>>58974636
meet up with them and tell them about /int/ and our memes
post results
>>58965124
lmao I wonder if they have piss bottles
>>58976978
>lmao I wonder if they have piss bottles
N-no... Then they would pee on the f-floor...
no men allowed on lolcow unless you look like this
>>58977613
>user was put out to pasture for this post
>>58977843
Lol their image board is cute af
I love girls now
>>58978378
Are you going to get their email and spam their inbox?
>>58978464
No lol that was just satire, I'm a normal, well adjusted young man
>>58978519
Yeah if you say so
>>58978655
Post your cock
I bet mine is thicker
>>>/cg/8995504
>>58978726
>>58978655
>Canada and Australia are getting into a dick measuring contest.
>checking out lolcow
>realize that my gf is a huge fucking autist
I really should show her that site tbqh, she posts enough on /r9k/ as it is
>>58978901
>gf who posts a lot on /r9k/
drop her mate. ASAP.
>>58978965
lad, we've been together for almost 3 years now, aint gonna happen soon
she's just pretty autistic and spergy
and has some pretty hot opinions on humanity in general
>>58978990
95% of the women who post on /r9k/ do it solely for male attention.
What kind of posts does she actually make there? Like, if she doesn't identify herself as female in her posts and just posts for fun, then whatever. But if she's saying "btw im a girl ^.^", you're in for some trouble.
Do you guys think they like dicks? I have a dick
Women are naturally more prone to getting attention than men are, so unless they're complete hambeasts then they're just attention whores, just like the ones on /r9k/. Not that it really makes a difference, /r9k/ is so infested with normies I don't think any amount of female attention whores will make any difference, and I hardly see why that board even exists anymore.
>>58979056
its basically just her shitposting and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEing at normies
>>58979430
>reeeing at normies
>while being a female who's in a relationship
holy shit kill yourself you cancerous fuck
>>58979281
They don't like mexican dick :(
>>58979328
Some of them are fat, but must of them have eating disorders.
>>58979545
Do they like Slavic cock by any chance?
>>58979545
They think they don't but they do, once they get their holes filled with 500 grams of throbbing, pulsating meat
>>58979582
Maybe... Most of them are closet whores anyway.
>>58979670
Do they like nice Ukrainian boys?
>TFW not fetishized by anyone
>>58979713
That depends. Is that Ukrainian boy into femdom? If not, try telling them you're russian. And good luck not getting banned.
>>58979817
I might as well be Russian, same shit
>>58979817
>into femdom?
Why do you ask? That has always been my thing
>lolcow
what the fuck am I reading? This is so bizarre and confusing, how did this board come about and how did all these spiteful sperg women congregate there?
>>58960288
Iktfb.
>>58955759
>lolcow still exists
thanks for reminding me, fagget
>>58973039
>I find it somehow hilarious that the admin is a guy
If moot could barely maintain 4chan what makes you think a woman can
You cunts are pathetic
>>58982046
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>58982087
What type of bottom feeders try to pick up girls on 4chan jesus Christ reevaluate
>>58982113
Lol what website do you think you're on?
We're bottomfeeders Supreme
