Hey guys. I am girl and I really need your help... I have english language test tomorow, I need american\canadian\brit\austrlian guy to help me, pls.
And yeah, I am Jewish, I know, you hate me for this, I have seen you bully some jewish posters for it, but I promise I will skype with you and may be even be your gf, If you will help me. I will not (!) send you my tits or something, I am not slut or whore. But I will skype you (to prove I am a girl and not troll) and if you are cute (I know lots of you guys are pretty good looking, may be a little bit autistic, but I like guys like you) we can meet IRL, anyway I gotta visit USA, Canada this summer :) This test will be very inportant for me, but I gotta cheat on it and if you will help me I will appreciate it.
Pls, just give your mail, I will message you...
me too
>>58947607
you what?
give me the address to send our wedding rings and money for plane tickets. would $5k be enough?
[email protected]
wow, everyone respond to troll threads and real girl need help no one repspond. fucking betas
oi oi darlin get your rat out for the lads waheyyy
check out the homework board, they will help you >>>/hm/
>>58947827
I don't need money at all, I am not poor. I just need help with test and may be american bf... and your mail looks fake...
>>58947578
can i pay you to do stuff on camera?
>>58947578
>that painting
edgy
>>58947884
my real email is my name so I can't post it.
also I am an illegal immigrant here from Mexico, but my English is really good.
bls respond.
>>58947898
Dont bully our jewish lady, you faggot.
>>58947902
there's also a picture of Hitler next to the flowers
>>58947578
I don't know Russian enough to help you
I've been trying to help an american with his English and Spanish studies and he still failed them, so I guess I'm not a good teacher.
>>58947898
No, I said I am not a whore, but if you are cute I will cuddle with you if you are not autistic
>>58947954
>mexican
meh
>>58948019
>chile
Pls, leave thread. I need anglo
Tы coceшь хyи.
pj
Russia pls keep your women on check. Thank you.
>>58948095
more like on Czech
>>58948048
> meh
bls I've saved to $15k we can move back to Russia and live comfy lives in your commie block
>>58948095
>jew
>russian
Those aren't ours. Would burn her/10.
>>58948173
Do you really want to change usa on st pererburg where I live? It is shithole, the only good think is good looking 9+\10 women everywhere in the streets
>tfw trying to find cute and smart american dude in 4chan
Ok, I failed...
>>58948249
America is actually a shithole unless you're a billionaire, don't believe the Westerner's lies.
Send roubles.
>>58948318
if hillary wins, i will have a path to citizenship.
will you response to me then?
bls.
>>58948382
wait, you don't even have a citizenship? wat the fuck?
I can have sex with you, but I will never be your gf
>>58948438
i said i was an illegal immigrant from mexico.
i was brought here when I was 5 years old, and don't actually remember anything before the US.
if you want i can smuggle you in too for free ( usually costs 3-5k )
I'd help, but I have to go soon.
>>58948438
Anyway you saying you're gonna cheat proves you might be saying the truth, so good luck with that.
Lol
girls are gross
>>58948581
Is this normal is the US? How do you buy/drive a car? Pay taxes? Get a job? Get a bankaccount? Order shit online? Rent a house?
haha she is a girl
it's the current year
and she is being a girl
;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>58948095
No, Russian women belong to foreigner's cock.
>>58948767
Obama
>cheats on test
What's preventing her to cheat on you??
>>58948438
White American here.
Come to me RussJew.
You can get your citizenship through me.
>>58949022
post face pls
>>58948767
> Is this normal is the US?
Very normal.
You only hear about the criminals because of Trump but there's millions who don't get in trouble and are not noticed at all.
> How do you buy/drive a car?
Cheap cars (<$1000 USD) paid in cash.
Some states let you get licenses without much paperwork. Otherwise, you just drive very safely to not get pulled over.
> Pay taxes?
Taxes like social security are automatically deducted, plus sales tax are automatically added on any purchase.
> Get a job?
> Get a bank account?
> Rent a house?
Fake social security number, or use one from a legal relative with consent.
> Order shit online?
Same as any other way?
Just send it to your apartment.
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>>58949053
On 4chan, are you insane?
>>58947578
>32 posts
>no russian pedojew callout
idk if you're all retarded or that it's just obvious and no-ones bothered to mention it
anyway, fuck of russian pedojew
>>58949094
what would happen
>>58947578
Hello, my white friend
>>58949192
It's 4chan RussJew. You don't post your actual face.
>>58948914
Obongo is a racists mayate like all uneducated blacks are. He's deported more innocent families than any other president in history.
We illegals are 10x more successful than them with 100x less opportunity, and this threatens blacks so they deport us.
>>58949348
I'd rather be around Hispanics than blacks tbqh.
You guys also don't seem to hate white people so much.
>>58947578
Fuck off putin.
>>58948095
She's not one of us, and I'm saying this as a Russian of jewish origin.
>>58949192
u die in 13 secs
>>58947607
this
>>58949192
What exactly is your test even on though?
here i am op. i am cute and know english good. email is:
[email protected]
>>58949708
You'll never get laid in your life.
>Russian Jew
>Has a cross on
>And a picture of Lenin with an upside-down cross on his forehead
>And a picture of Hitler in the armoire
ebin
>>58949708
jesus christ
The memes are real
>>58949803
fuck off bitch i am just a late bloomer
>>58949877
what meemes
>>58949975
You'll be blooming into XXL shirts soon.
>>58947578
I need to see the lenin pic you have there. And why do you have hitler there?
>>58947578
do you fan of Hitler?
>>58947578
a чтo зa экзaмeн вaщe
>>58947578
tits?
>>58950824
Tits!
Where are the proofs?
>>58947578
tits? time stamp?
The poor girl left because of that greasy Mexican.
>>58951118
y-you too
>>58947578
Don't be rude /int/, say hi to your new Queen!
>>58951235
>>58951235
shut up
yes hello vladislaya this is joao
where is the krokodil
