Let's hear those accents, try guess eachothers ethnicity from vocaroo
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FRIDAY NIGHT BONUS EDITION; SING YOUR HEARTS OUT;
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/631eys23sxgd5mcb
>>58946870
Foreigner
>>58946921
nah white as fuck my ancestry has never left the UK
>>58946870
>international vocaroo
>speakpipe.com
also post something for us to read, pls m8
>>58946921
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/3s3h0l21wzbgyvog
>>58947109
vocaroo wasn't working fer me lah
Read this:
http://www.scottishpoetrylibrary.org.uk/poetry/poems/mans-man-0
>>58947109
can you understand - my accent?
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/lr6tcz2wa113hrh9
>>58947162
>Read this:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IHDCP7BqFc
>>58947162
>3s3h0l21wzbgyvog
top fucking kek
>>58947330
>can you understand - my accent?
It's tough because the text itself is incomprehensible. But I had no problem understanding you rip into Holland.
Can you say:
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
>>58948247
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A0Z7kms0K5
Don't mind me, just derailing the thread
>>58949028
You... French... bastard!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KgaZWuvkh5
>>58949524
btw, you don't happened to be the Norwegian from a year ago that would occasionally serenade us with guitar, are you?
>>58949583
lol no, I don't play the guitar.
>>58949617
well could you learn and then serenade us?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1czhCcc3r5G
>>58947162
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02gcdJxO1qf
>>58949735
nice
>>58949735
>>58949735
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1czhCcc3r5G
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha hollllllyyy shieet
>>58949735
nice job efendim
>>58946870
>Most people enjoy reading newspapers. Newspapers publish news and
>stories on local and national political events and personalities, crime,
>business, entertainment, society and sports. Newspapers are printed
>on inexpensive, low-grade paper. There exist over 6 000 daily
>newspapers in the world selling half a billion copies a day.
Rate:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PUUKulMScx
>>58951294
Is Vocaroo buggy or do you guys actually delete your Vocs?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0THpuf5zMD6
>>58952707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18shTvy5aNQ
>>58953087
HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT. How long did it take you to sieve through all the shit i post to make this?!
>>58953087
Quality vocaroo here, kekd loud
>>58953087
Babs, this is by far your best yet m8
>>58953425
Took about two hours to piece it all together. "Fucking smash some leb......every time," top kek dude.
>>58953467
>>58953617
oh gosh... you guys... :3
if i said i didn't do it all for the (you)s i'd be a liar.
>>58954488
where did you get the fuck off scotland thing? I don't remember posting that cheeky bugger
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19jIVpsxtzw
>>58953087
>>58954635
Sometimes I sneak into your closet and record your private, drunken ravings.
But that wasn't one of those times. Here's your post: https://desustorage.org/int/thread/54127111/#54140216
Začali sa MS (= majstrovstvá sveta) v hokeji, Kanada poľahky zdolala USA
V Rusku sa dnes začali MS v ľadovom hokeji. Prvým súbojom v skupine B bolo derby družstiev zo zámoria.
Evening matches about to start. You stoked, lads?
>>58954870
Holy shit i'd certainly been on the sauce that night. I should have added "no h8"
>>58954976
>Evening matches about to start. You stoked, lads?
Yeah, if I can find a stream not in Russian.
>>58955105
I don't suppose http://www.ceskatelevize.cz/sport/zive-vysilani/ works for you.
Also, R.I.P. team US of A :------D
>getting rekt by canucks
>>58955010
Don't worry, you did.
>>54141104
>I know lass I know im just messing. Been around yorkshire, very friendly lads desu... much more friendly than the average londoner.
All's well that ends well.
>>58955207
>I don't suppose http://www.ceskatelevize.cz/sport/zive-vysilani/ works for you.
'fraid not, but cheers m80.
>>58955207
>team US of A :------D
delet tis
>>58955207
>>58955450
is this a sport?
where is poker? I hope there's poker
mashallah
>>58955520
>is this a sport?
Ice Hockey World Championships. UK wasn't invited, so fuck off we're full.
>I hope there's poker
this tbqh. sitting here all by my lonesome, trying to get drunk at 1PM off of bottom-shelf flavoured wine.
j-join the boker room, g-guise...
>>58955561
Post hieroglyphs, pls.
>>58955709
I have a plethora of alcohol, a poker gamer would be noice
>>58955849
the closest he's come to hieroglyphs was the decorations in his local kebab shop
>>58956209
Do you say that because you saw it too in one of the 16 kebab shops on your block?
>>58946870
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v1kXSDSLuK
>>58956496
y-yes, tb h
>>58956604
nice, enjoyed that.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03MOjA8AalK
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z7YID5BgNp
I just felt like recording something in my language...it's the end speech in American Psycho if you didn't get it
>>58957524
Why don't you post some text, lad.
>>58956859
In America we call that a normal Tuesday in Soviet Union.
>>58957524
>it's the end speech in American Psycho if you didn't get it
That was my second guess...
>>58952707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXcaRCku71
Casual English if anybody wants some feedback on their pronunciation.
"What does that little snake got, anyway? I mean, I can understand a nitwit like my niece going for that line of blabber, but... not a pretty, intelligent girl like you... Betty Lou, Alan Beam is a liar and a cheat. And whatever he's promised you, he's not gonna deliver. So the way I look at it, I got two ways of breaking up this marriage: with you or without you."
Example:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WP5FRtI1FL
>>58958269
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NfvzqZrFvw
>>58958003
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cggSkcvWwU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01NQhOdyH29
r8
>>58958269
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RCTnB65O1D
any german?
Will r8 those in a minute. But just wanted to link our Voc Thread poker group. It's pretty much just like a Skype group, but it's with a little spice added to it cause we can play a few hands of virtual poker. It's just me and Nigel atm, but you should join!
http://www.bluffave.com/vocaroothread
Free to sign-up, don't need to use a real e-Mail cause there's no account verification, etc. etc.
>>58951294
>>58952173
Idk what happened. Here's a reupload:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01lFjnCgdpy
>>58959576
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A4vXdj2xAj
>>58960400
>mGw der österreichischer Akzent
warum ist er so stark (klingt aber geil)
>>58961386
österreichische*
>>58958681
Vietnam vet with PTSD/10
>>58958905
Solid as usual. What's the tune?
>>58958906
8/10, not bad considering how much you've had to drink. :^) "Nitwit" was pretty far off kek.
>>58960400
>Idk what happened. Here's a reupload:
Quite nice. 9/10. I would have said "personalities" with a higher tone, but I'm just nitpicking.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A4vXdj2xAj
I think he was asking for some German text to be posted that he could read.
>>58959576
>Balkia kommt aus Karaganda. Sie kennen Karaganda nicht? Das ist eine große kasachische Stadt, und Kasachstan liegt in Zentralasien.
Balkia möchte in Deutschland Medizin studieren. Jetzt lernt sie Deutsch, sie besucht einen Intensivkurs in Köln.
In ihrer Gruppe sind noch sieben andere Studentinnen und neun Studenten.
Heute ist Balkia zu spät aufgestanden: Sie hat ihren Wecker nicht gehört. Sie hat sich schnell gewaschen, angezogen und ist ohne Frühstück zur Haltestelle gelaufen. Zum Glück ist der Bus gleich gekommen. Balkia hat sich nur zehn Minuten verspätet, aber auch das war ihr unangenehm. Natürlich hat sie sich bei ihrem Lehrer entschuldigt.
>>58962862
Thanks!
>>58954976
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jSc3dJkUDj
>>58963651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14EKo777jVS
How strong is the accent? I want to get rid of it as much as possible.
>>58963936
It's really good actually, pretty unexpected. You're just pronouncing a few vowels too short or long sometimes. Also, the first line is part of the text too, doesn't matter though.
8/10
Check this too:
>http://www.wikihow.com/Lose-Your-Accent
>>58963651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t5m2KTciMG
>>58964231
danke für die Bewertung und für den Link. ich schau es mir mal an.
>>58962862
The tune is "Sevgili Canan"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY23x50Oy0Y
>>58963651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XCI6bAOqGI
>>58962862
Oh btw sorry for the double post but I forgot to ask about your project, in which you combine our recordings of the "Drunken Sailor".
>>58964373
Pretty good, typical american mistakes:
>ch wrong in some places
>skipping "ä, ö, ü" and pronouncing the as usual
Last sentence was almost perfect though. Compare yourself to mine: >>58960400
>>58964612
Great! Bit of a Polish tone at the end of the words, but other than that it's really good.
8/10
>>58964693
>Compare yourself to mine:
Getting the same error. I think Vocaroo is bugging lately, I've noticed this happened to alot of Vocs posted. :/
>>58963651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vA8IIRKdMH
too drunk to do it properly tb h in any case a r8 would be nice
>>58964844
Very French, vowels pronounced a bit too long, and the end of the words a bit "stretched". Other than that it's cool.
>pic related
Thank the Captcha
6/10
>>58964805
I can reupload if you want.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s10F4MzT22By
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v1UWKKjY8s
>>58965109
>Very French
>>58965109
im a brit and im very drunk i'll try when im sober desu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j3GGyxmrCv
>>58965109
>I can reupload if you want.
Cheers. Check back in three months and I'll be better if I actually apply myself to this book I've had for a year (I'm probably not going to).
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jZSnFtzR55
Don't be rude
Requesting Russian if possible
>>58965216
I've seen you in these threads for months but I still don't know why you're in France. Why are you in France and do you speak French?
>>58965216
That's really good! Vowels are pronounced way better, sounds like a game character or something. Saved that one. Are you really French?
9/10
>>58965298
>>58965109
The links I posted work
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s10F4MzT22By
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v1UWKKjY8s
>>58965364
just recorded this for you : 3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Im2bXnEbFo
>>58965364
no i'm english
>>58965462
Kek'd
Am I supposed to sing Wild Mountain Thyme?
>>58965334
I'm in France because i like it, Norway was better though.
>>58965649
REFUGE GET OUT
>tfw actually getting stage fright recording myself
>>58965675
I'm not finished with your women yet.
>>58965678
just be yourself
Did someone order karaoke?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kHT5FjujHE
>>58965829
You're talented, but your voice is not really one of a singer. I don't really know what else to say :(
Someone can give me pointers with >>58965303 ?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MZZQR9WP2R
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15VJIClaw8j
Sorry for the weird ass voice but the family is napping and I don't wanna wake them up.
And sorry for the pronunciation too I started practicing it one month ago.
>>58965303
I don't know what to say except that you sound very French. I can still understand what you're saying though, so I guess that's what really matters.
>>58965955
>You're talented, but your voice is not really one of a singer. I don't really know what else to say :(
o-ok
>>58965649
wanna read some Norwegian?
"Ingenting stimulerer meg like mye erotisk som kvinner i rullestol. Jeg fǿler en slags ubeskrivelig sterk attraksjon til kvinner med nedsatt funksjonsevne. Jeg er fullstendig besatt av dem. Så besatt faktisk, at jeg deler det med alle i norgetråden nesten hver dag."
>>58966147
privatiser rullestoler!
>>58966141
I didn't mean it in a rude way ! I mean, it's beautiful, but I think it lacks a bit of energy.
I remember hearing you singing in German, it was awesome
>>58966147
It would be so bad that it's not even worth it. I'm ashamed to say that tb h but it's true
my norwegian now has reduced itself to a small number of phrases i can remember through memory like " i want coffee" or " i'll rape you"
>>58966272
kek, cheers dude. I'm just joking around :)
>>58966147
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XVDu2ePhf4
>>58966663
your pronunciation was mostly correct and understandable, well done.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hZjm3d8Ygv
just gonna keep posting little bits of myself singing boys
>>58966147
Hows that?
Http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XPqINW5CVQ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QkQBXaoyKd
>>58963651
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/4o1x2cep2hvjddwg
Anyone trying to improve their pronunciation can read this out loud
>Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.
She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita.
Here is a little polish story to read for you.
A' propos szczania do zlewu. Kiedyś jeszcze w gimbazie był taki Michał co zawsze był przygotowany na lekcje, zawsze miał zadania domowe, dobrze się uczył itp. Pewnego dnia pojechałem na rower i koło Biedronki jak chciałem przejechać na drugą stronę ulicy(jechałem po ścieżce rowerowej przy chodniku) patrzę na prawo- nic nie jedzie, na lewo też no to jadę, a że światło miałem zielone to niczego się nie bałem i później jeszcze przez park jechałem i w końcu do domu.
>>58946870
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MrgYDR4Eta
celebrating the fellow countrymen who fought in the new world for the righteous cause.
>>58967700
Post some Italian text so I can pronounce it.
>>58948247
whatever that is
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HgfgtQFI7l
>>58967533
Here, bask in the glorious shine of my mighty speech.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wX8CyMuAhk
>>58967533
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nzEWk0ZYzJ
>>58967731
>>58967879
So ez.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13tlNxjbhTj
>>58967838
Such a quiet and beautiful voice
>>58968093
>>58967879
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/xydhz7gzgad62bcj
>>58968197
Perfect, what are you?
>>58967879
>tfw Italian is French with random o, a and i at the end of words
>>58967838
you're good, lad. The only mistake I noticed was your pronunciation of palate. Everything else is good
>>58967872
you have a good voice too, Francois, although the accent is really thick. Work on your "t" sounds.
My attempt:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PBUeY3a0uE
>>58963651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DQD30e3iUp
>>58968299
>tfw French is Italian but they decided to not pronounce the letters at the ends of their words
>>58947330
qt nordee
>>58949524
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQi4K7FSBb
>>58968548
>typical "R" mistake, "rolling" it instead of pronouncing it the "German" way.
Compare with mine: >>58965364
Rest is fine, just a small amount of accent. Nice voice. 7/10
>>58968096
>>58968396
:3 you are embarassing me. I speak this way only when reading. Normaly I speak english with random shit accents.
>>58968618
>>58963651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19BpIOpMHci
So many tongue twisters on this one
Forgot:
>>58967356
Please use Vocaroo, no voice control.
>You're a bit slow and a few pronouncing mistakes, other than that it sounds great. Compare with mine: >>58965364
8/10
>>58963651
>the R
I still can't do it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ceAiALDGu8
>>58963651
That was a hard one.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NAYXCzLU9D
>>58968816
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DQD30e3iUp
It's pronounced GROSS, not GRUBE
>>58968908
>It's pronounced GROSS, not GRUBE
But it doesn't have the strange B. Fucking shit.
>>58968956
haha okay sorry
hey, say something. The Irish accents are all god tier
>>58968816
The struggle. Haha. Just practise, it will work! Some people just "roll" it, as we say.
>>58968769
You sound so French on some parts, but Italian on some. Also:
>Typical French "H" mistakes, accent is okay
6/10
>>58968908
Russian/slav accent, vowels pronounced a bit too quickly, rest is good.
7/10
Please tell me if my Vocaroo links are down again or not, I will reupload them (again). >>58965364
>>58969022
yes, expired
>>58969022
>Just practise, it will work!
I've spent the last 20 years trying to master the "th" sound in English and I still can't, and I'm a fucking native speaker ;_;
>>58969019
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EZFHdW5ZDf
>>58969198
I fucking love how the Irish sound.
Do you speak Gaelic by any chance?
>>58969198
haha nice, genuinely made my smile.
>>58963651
>>58969174
>German: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r1G5mUJw0O
>English: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bdmkcqDd8X
Feel free to rate!
>>58969260
Not really fluent, I can get a general understanding of whatever I'm reading though and hold a small conversation. Do you want me to post some?
>>58969260
>>58969305
Anschluss now.
>>58969305
^reupload btw
>>58969305
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bdmkcqDd8X
I wish I could talk this fast so my accent wouldn't be as noticeable
Some French for the fine people here :
J'aime la mer en décembre, quand les étrangers sont partis ; mais je l'aime sobrement, bien entendu. Je viens de demeurer trois jours dans ce qu'on appelle une station d'été.
Le village, si plein de Parisiennes naguère, si bruyant et si gai, n'a plus que ses pêcheurs qui passent par groupes, marchant lourdement avc leurs grandes bottes marines, le cou enveloppé de laine, portant d'une main un littre d'eau-de-vie et, de l'autre, la lanterne du bateau.
Guy de Maupassant, Épaves
>>58969305
The English is fine. You seem to condense words like "on inexpensive" it sounded like you were saying "oninexpensive", it's still completely intelligible though.
I'm going to Munich in a couple weeks, I know southerners speak a different dialect to northerners, so how do I say "You look like your butthole tastes like licorice"?
"Then suddenly she eluded his sight, and out of the shadows began a song of such surpassing loveliness, and of such blinding power, that he listened perforce; and a blindness came upon him, as his eyes roamed to and fro, seeking her.
All his court were cast down in slumber, and all the fires faded and were quenched; but the Silmarils in the crown on Morgoth's head blazed forth suddenly with a radiance of white flame; and the burden of that crown and of the jewels bowed down his head, as though the world were set upon it, laden with a weight of care, of fear, of desire, that even the will of Morgoth could not support."
>>58969505
J'aime la mer en décembre, quand les étrangers sont partis ; mais je l'aime sobrement, bien entendu. Je viens de demeurer trois jours dans ce qu'on appelle une station d'été.
Le village, si plein de Parisiennes naguère, si bruyant et si gai, n'a plus que ses pêcheurs qui passent par groupes, marchant lourdement avec leurs grandes bottes marines, le cou enveloppe de laine, portant d'une main un litre d'eau-de-vie et, de l'autre, la lanterne du bateau. Les nuages viennent du Nord et courent affolés dans un ciel sombre ; le vent souffle. Les vastes filets bruns sont étendus sur le sable, couvert de débris rejetés par la vague. Et la plage semble lamentable, car les fines bottines des femmes n'y laissent plus les trous profonds de leurs hauts talons. La mer, grise et froide, avec sa frange d'écume, monte et descend sur cette grève déserte, illimitée et sinistre.
I realised I didn't upload enough text for it to have a real meaning.
>>58969601
Only read the Silmarillion myself a few weeks ago
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mhW4D2IK3J
>>58969607
I just couldn't figure out how to read some of the words.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RVXZa6gN4l
>>58969721
Nice voice, thanks for that.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IYhNFi4RKr
Read the first two paragraphs /int/:
http://www.chartrain.org/PDF/Finnegans.pdf
>>58969578
Thanks. I woke up when I recorded this actually, it's a reupload. But I can make a fresh one tomorrow, with better pronounciation. You can hear that a bit I think.
I also thought that >>58969277 is Taiwan all the time. Lol, Myanmar. Doesn't explain the Slavic accent to me though.
>>58969814
Aww, so cute :3
Learning French or not ?
>>58946870
Who /initial D/ here?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vYoz8kXufd
>>58970122
I tried to some time ago, but never got far. Now I got it as foreing language class.
>>58970015
I posted lots of stuff here, which one sounded slavic to you?
>>58970371
I don't, I usually miss all the threads or just lurk.
This one: >>58968908, also rated it: >>58969022
>>58970001
>http://www.chartrain.org/PDF/Finnegans.pdf
What the fuck is this?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HzodIbAMWq
>>58970160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s130y4l7Co90
>>58970284
That's sweet.
Remember than "tion" is pronounced "sion" 99% of the time.
You have some problems with the é, è, eu sounds, needs a bit of practice.
The end of the text is particularly nice.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z5ZxZ7ZrGq Shitty recording however
>>58970481
that's not me lad I accidentally quoted the qt Italian >>58968548
>>58970527
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s130y4l7Co90
What's the name?
>>58970649
Oh lol okay. Post yours
>>58970678
Train Song by Gibbard and Feist.
>>58965109
v-very French ?
>>58970741
Ty, you singed very well btw. Sadly, it's not related to the initial D lel
>>58970001
Wtf.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tqs7XNrJEg
>>58970859
I don't even know what D is t b h
>>58946870
there we go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NdwKUdRupY
>>58970527
I think Joyce wrote that to be read aloud in an Irish accent
>>58970679
my german is absolutely shit lol, it would be an embarrassment
Post anything in english, french, norwegian, whatever else for me to read, please.
>>58971022
I'd guessed that with the "doublin" but it still doesn't make much sense.
>>58971097
>whatever else
You asked for it.
Agus b'in díreach an rud a rinne mé. Ní go rómhór a thaitin sé liom a bheith i mo spiaire ar mo dhlúthchara, ach tuigeadh dom gur ar a leas a bhí an Máistir agus, ar aon chuma, murab é leas Lúcáis é, níor ghá dom an rud a d'fheichfinn a lua sa tuairisc a thabharfainn ar ais.
>>58971300
Doesn't make sense to anyone, included Joyce scholars.
>>58971097
Here, in Spanish
La Sentencia del Justo, Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz
Firma Pilatos la que juzga ajena
Sentencia, y es la suya. ¡Oh caso fuerte!
¿Quién creerá que firmando ajena muerte
el mismo juez en ella se condena?
La ambición de sí tanto le enajena
Que con el vil temor ciego no advierte
Que carga sobre sí la infausta suerte,
Quien al Justo sentencia a injusta pena.
Jueces del mundo, detened la mano,
Aún no firméis, mirad si son violencias
Las que os pueden mover de odio inhumano;
Examinad primero las conciencias,
Mirad no haga el Juez recto y soberano
Que en la ajena firméis vuestras sentencias
>>58971338
No idea why but I could barely even follow it for some reason
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VjiI8v91qI
>>58971300
Wew, does it even mean anything?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PxrFyrcCPj
>>58971338
I don't know the rules, so it is just guessing.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VULoNUdkQT
>>58971022
It's ok lol, nobody's judging.
>>58971676
You got some of the shorter words like "gur" right.
>Wew, does it even mean anything?
Yeah it's from a medieval novel I bought a couple weeks ago, the guy is asked to spy on his friend which he doesn't like and he'll only report stuff to his master that directly affects him.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CABrPjgNVt
>>58971676
>>58971338
You got it pretty good, just pronounce the J like an H, like in ham.
Rate my English
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wVv6H2JvAw
Tongue twister
"Rosa Rosales cortó una rosa, ¡Qué roja la rosa de Rosa Rosales!"
>>58968717
I don't know how to pronounce it the "German" way. I always pronounce it differently, sometimes I roll it, sometimes I don't. It never comes natural to me.
>Nice voice
t-thanks [spoiler] I actually hate my voice [/spoiler]
Also are you two >>58969022 the same person?
Slavic accent? Really?!
>>58971338
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HiQDhR0EhO
rate mates
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11zNtAViqFa
>>58972501
Yes, same person. You do kind of sound slavic to me. (Sorry? :/)
For the "R": Try to take the "ch" of "noch" and add a small tone under it, maybe that will work.
>>58972887
I'm not offended, just surprised..
Sometimes it sounds to me like the french "r" but I may be wrong.
is the "r" in Gruppe okay?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fcTxSed0e8
>>58973170
Way better. Sounds really good now actually. And yes, it's similar to the French "R", but a bit stronger. You want to record the text again?
>>58963651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xzlEhrgGDt
Did I do better at least?
>>58946870
>http://www.scottishpoetrylibrary.org.uk/poetry/poems/mans-man-0
r8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EEhmKIV5IJ
hey guys i dont know where else to ask but does anyone have that daddy fetish vocaroo
>>58948247
>supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
r8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HswMGsoc4r
>>58958269
help
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ywMpNFcdDR
>>58972439
>Rate my English
8.5/10, very good.
>>58975218
Sounds really good 2bh. Although, the problem is that the text itself is difficult to understand. But I'm 90% sure that if you read casual English you'd do perfectly.
>>58975270
No, but I just spent ten minutes on desustorage searching terms like "incest vocaroo," and "daddy fetish." I couldn't find it, but I wanted to tell you so that you would be aware of the effort I expended for you, John.
>>58975428
6/10
Do you want me to say it, or are you just memeing?
>>58975632
here senpai
http://vocaroo.com/i/s015AofW1ZGs
>>58975656
please say it. I really need to get my casual english a lot smoother and word pronunciation.
Give a drunk Canadian something to say
>>58975845
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09wmfY1Wri9
>>58975868
Pardon me, did you just say something to me eh? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Canadian Politeness Force, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs to Tim Hortons, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in welcoming warfare and am the most passive aggressive member of the entire canadian population. You are a person that I have yet to make friends with. I will talk to you with kindness the likes of which have never been seen before on this earth, mark my passiveness. You think you can get away with not saying thank you? Think again, neighbour. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of syrup drinking moose across the northern territories and your IP is being traced so you better prepare for the gift baskets, buddy. The gift baskets that not only contain Gift cards, but donuts from tim hortons too. You're gonna be befriended, guy. I can be nice anywhere, anytime, and can be nice to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just if I write letters. Not only am i extensively trained in passive aggressive combat, but I have access to the entire moose army of the Canadian Maple Leaf Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to welcome your friendly ass right into the neighbourhood. You little neighbourino. If you had only known what friendly retribution your comment was about to bring down, maybe you would have eaten poutine with me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're gonna let me pay the bill because that's how nice I am, guy. I will put you in the hospital and it will cost nothing cause our healthcare is free. I'll say sorry now, friendo.
>>58975766
Thanks senpai, I'll try to slow down maybe it will help to get a better pronunciation on every word and mostly on nitwit.
>>58975946
>>58975938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRFHXMQP-QU
>>58975938
Too long, http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QM8XUxFpYU
give something shorter eh
>>58975994
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>58975946
For sure, dude. Your pronunciation is purdy from what I've heard so far. I can only wish that a few of my co-workers from down south of the border had the same level of English as you. :p
>>58975983
kek
>>58976027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UlEDxjNupi
too drunk I tried
oi lads, getting tired here. if anybody posts anything later in english, ill give some feedback tomorrow. gute nacht meine freunde
>>58975994
say "ooh thats a really nice dragon shirt eh" in the thickest nova scotian/dakotan accent
>>58976161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ofjpNipoud
gOd night buddy
>>58976055
thanks f.a.m , I really which to have a fluent accent free english.
Second attempt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XeQ3gGjiRQ
>>58976161
Good Night m8 thanks for everything.
>>58976221
>>58976242
how hard is it to become fluent in espanol?
>>58976270
Do a vocaroo on a spanish thread and I'll try to give you the best advice.
"Hola, soy una canadiense interesado en aprender a hablar con un castellano fluido"
>>58976313
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KctQei78rE
That;s the best I can do tonight, but thanks I'll keep an eye for the next spanish thread of vocraoo
>>58976388
Sorry that was a typo.
Look you pronounce most of the word correctly, you just to say them faster, in spanish words are said in a faster pace.
the "ll" is a sound. Check how I pronounce the castellano word.
cas-te-lla-no
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H0PbWAQ7cX
>>58976506
Thanks friend, yeah I'm not used to talking so fast, I fear I dont have the brain cells to comprehend a faster rate.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sYjlHns3cn
In with the page 10 save
>mfw no one replies to my post
