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first for best anime
tfw no japanese bf
too early desu
suomi No1
>>58929014
外国人は可愛いと思う?日本だと平均。でもブスではない。
>tfw no japanese gf
thanks for made this thread
never make brits great again!
乙
いつまであの女性を張る積もりですか、もううんざりしキモイ
Also, suddenly Finland invasion, check out muh boukaruu: >>58926903
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ijROwYM7Eu
>>58929190
その顔はどう見ても半島顔で不細工
>>58929014
When will you upload your photos?
>>58929222
Gomenasai senpai, making a new thread on iPhone is surprisingly difficult
>>58929240
breddy good senpai, though if you meant lively fish it would be "eläväinen", "elävä" is just alive like not dead you know
>>58929085
It was ok but devolved into fandom which isnt neccessarily bad but it is annoying.
you see this girl for first time in your life, what would you think about her?
flag test
>>58929377
beg for her to let me smell her soles
>>58929344
but it's literally fetish anime it isn't supposed to be deep
it is my fetish btw
>>58929377
nothing because I see better looking ones here in hongcouver
>>58929407
I see you.
>>58929377
doesn't dress conservatively enough to be my gf, literally whore short skirt
日本人は不細工ですか?
>>58929377
kill her with my pillow
>>58929490
なぜ春香クリスティーンを
>>58929490
she looks white
>>58929327
Right, in Hungarian it can mean both so I thought it was close enough. Sounded more natural than "living fish" or "(a)live fish" in English.
I didn't come up with it by the way, it's one of a few common example sentences where both languages use words of common etymology to mean and sound nearly the same.
>>58929377
too much lean.
>>58929614
more like she's leaning too much in the wrong direction mirite senpai
>>58929547
yeah its good senpai i was just nitpicking because i thought you wanted to rate grammar, most finns wouldn't even think twice about it
>>58929377
Looks like Chinese prostitute in Paris
>>58929014
Do you think I can get good saki at a Japanese food store? My liquor store has shit sake. The fucker does not even know how to store it.
>>58929377
>延安
China 乙
>>58929663
ah no, it was more as an interesting example showing the language family です
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XCZymbhKlF
>>58929490
100% Japanese>>>>>>>>>mongrel mix
>>58929807
if they sell drinking alcohol maybe
sake made for cooking exists just so you know
>>58929807
What's saki?
>>58929732
s-so, a Japanese girl at my university that I've been friends with for a couple of years told me that she was graduating today and will be headed back to Japan next week.
Now, I've never really been interested in her romantically but figured, hell, she's leaving so I might as well see how she reacts.
I looked her in the eyes and said...
「高村ちゃんは本当に可愛いです。卒業後僕はとても悲しいです。」
She replied, without breaking eye contact:
「あたしも本当に寂しい。一人で堪らない。」
How should I interpret it? It was kind of a joke on my part but she seemed really serious.
>>58930037
SHE WANTS THE D
>>58929519
春香はもっとかわいいよ。
>>58930037
bang her
>>58930129
フランスやロシアハーフは可愛いのいるけど、ドイツのハーフで可愛い子見た事ない。
>>58930037
nice story
>>58930037
why didnt you sex? dont have balls?
美味しくて2合で75¢だけ
どうしたら?!?!
わからない!!!!
サンキューございますマルちゃんさまあああ
>>58930261
>>58930169
彼女とのセックスに興味がありませんでした。
>>58929014
またGiraffe-chan
>>58926339
>>58926537
匈牙利はフン族、Suomiは日本人と同じproto-Mongoloidの一分枝ということで
東洋の血が共通していることが興味深い
>>58927456
それも編集合戦の対象
>>58927108
お前の想像と違って
今、職場なの
>>58927652
>>58927954
いく(ひらがな)にはcumという意味があることに注意
いっくー
>>58927827
「実際に見せながら、女性器の仕組みを微に入り細にわたり説明した。」
>>58928181
楓の国
中韓の移民が多い
>>58928359
腐っている
BLアニメ嫌い
>>58930205
ぶすを貼ってないでくダサい
>>58930383
これはどうだ?
カナダ人とのハーフ
>>58930501
そのハットはダサい
>>58930383
よし、今日のカナダ君みつけた
>>58930525
ショボン君はどうして泣いてるの?
>>58930501
あとカナダ人は人種じゃない
僕はアジア系だからそのような娘を出来ません
>>58930544
おっぱいーーー
>>58930649
ハーフはいいけど
いいハーフを貼ってくださいませ
>>58930606
君が相手してあげないから
>>58930696
>あとカナダ人は人種じゃない
そう、犬種だよな
>>58930696
中国系?フィリピン系?
カナダの生活は快適?
>>58930696
oppai!oppai!
>>58930732
そんなぁ
ここはもう3時半なのでそろそろ休まなきゃ
悪いが先に寝させていただきます
>>58931020
>ここはもう3時半なのでそろそろ休まなきゃ
午後?
>>58930777
そうだワン!
>>58930808
フィリピン
快適
>>58931045
午前
guddo naito
>>58931125
カナダ移住した日本人のくせに…(ﾎﾞｿｯ
>>58931148
おやすみノシ
>>58931148
おやすみ
>>58931173
日本人だよ
精神的に
>>58931233
>日本人だよ
知ってる(＾ω＾)
Good morning, japs.
A frog appeared.
>>58931453
Pepe appeared in my text book
>>58931568
i grew up reading that series, wow nostalgia.
>>58931568
>textbook
this is an 18+ website, jap.
>>58931568
The F and Remilio
>>58930729
柏崎星奈
>>58931453
だから梅雨ちゃんを貼れと言うとるやろ
>>58931645
Make Tuyu new meme
>>58931673
delicious meat
>>58931718
Here's a new meme of you
>>58931774
kek, has pantsuya been doxxed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faw3P4wpX-0
>>58931568
>Frog and Toad
holy shit it's been so long.
>>58931876
Mythomania, pedos and moe pig, neet, the age and idiosyncratic style of writing, both have things in common lmao.
Overwatch
>>58932250
なんだついに発狂したか
お前、会ったこともないくせに想像だけでよく書くな
コテ粘着厨=パンツ屋連呼厨が如何に気狂いかよく解る
チョン高に通わせるという親の虐待の結果
>>58932405
おはようきりんちゃん
>>58932658
フ、ファイナルファンタジーの新作か。9月発売の
why are koreaboos qt teenage girls and weeaboos autistic fat neckbeards?
>>58933010
おはよう
きりんちゃんでググったら、この娘が出てきた
正解?
>>58933108
Japan attracts the dregs of society. outcasts and socially inept people
>>58933108
Show me Koreaboo photo please.
おはようございません
>>58933174
こんにちは
>>58933152
like him?
>>58933010
昼に寿司食べたか
>>58933131
OPの娘だよ
俺が書いてるだろ
Giraffe-chan
>>58931870
she is dirty Filipino peru
u like her?
>>58933174
おそよう
>>58933152
and I see those are you Chinese people...
2016 Feb. foreign visitors
1. China/HongKong 65k
2. S.Korea 49k
3. Taiwan 35k
many thanks for visiting Japan.
>>58933304
correction
2016 Feb. foreign visitors
1. China/HongKong 650k
2. S.Korea 490k
3. Taiwan 350k
4. Thai 61k
5. Singapore 20k
Me and a few others bothered the admin of a small BBS to add an international board and after a week they finally added it.
http://bienvenidoainternet.org/world/
What do you think?
>>58933166
just scan through interpals
>>58933409
looks like 2ch :^)
>>58933442
Thanks for the feedback Captain Obvious.
>>58933108
Why K-poop fans and Koreans hate and
offensive each other unlike Weeaboos and Japan?
>>58933409
really it looks like Graffiti in the rest room(2ch)
友達と談笑してました。
横向いて笑ってました。
女の子と目があいました。
嫌な顔されました。
そういう時の心の癒しかた知ってる人いる?
i often watching overseas community site that why everybody using .org domain?
>>58933108
weeaboo is to work for large companies
>>58933670
Probably because of 4chan.
>>58933658
気にしないことが一番、万人に好かれる人はいないからね。
>>58933670
it has no real meaning anymore
it used to be .org as in ORGanization
(Although 4chan started with a .net domain.)
>>58933698
なんか、こっちは何もしてないのに一方的に事故にあった気分。
ただ、自分に気が合ってわざと逆の行動をとるって心理かもとは思っている。
>>58933549
Oh hi http://bienvenidoainternet.org/world/read/1462505184/n6-
>>58933658
思い切って話しかける。
>>58933658
気にするな。君を見て嫌な顔をしたんじゃない。
君の後ろにいつも居る悪霊を見て嫌な顔をしただけだ。
>>58933763
その女の子は君のようなイケメンに見せるに相応しい化粧をしていなかった
だからそれ以上目を合わせたくなくて嫌な顔をしたんだ
もしくは君が女の子を笑っていたと思ったのかもしれない
>>58933695
>>58933699
ah… okay
i know mean about "org" but
usually there domains using real organization in here. inspired name sites are few.
seriously, too many SNS that im boring.
thanks
>>58933844
>君の後ろにいつも居る悪霊を見て嫌な顔をしただけだ。
俺呼んだ?
>>58933531
weebs are mainly akiba otaku so they don't care about normal japanese people; they only want to hang around those with the same interests as them. since we know japanese akiba otaku are the minority, normal japanese don't know about weeboos and aren't bothered by them.
koreaboos are the opposite. they're all normies so it's only natural for them to be a nuisance to all of korean society.
>>58933811
いや、そこまで関わろうとは思わないし、話して間が持つとも思わないし。
>>58933844
そうか、だから車にひかれそうになったのか。
>>58933875
よくあるよね、笑われてるのかそっちの話なのか、そして、手を振られて手を振り返したら後ろの人にだったりとか。
>>58933531
sounds like an insecure, americanized """""""""""""""""korean""""""""""""""" who is being overprotective of his parents' culture. doubt anyone in korea actually cares
>>58933786
もろ2chじゃねーか
>>58933531
>I know this girl who followed a random Korean guy in a supermarket and took pictures of him and posted them online(fcin creepy).
Geez, that sounds so familiar for some reason. hmm I wonder where I heard the similar story?
>>58933952
>>58933763
ツンデレつか
そういう女は実際に付き合うと疲れる
で、ネトゲ嫁は見た?
>>58934031
>doubt anyone in korea actually cares
lel. You don't know about Korean.
gtfo autistic gookboos
>>58934192
NIDA NIDA NIDA
>>58934184
見てない、そういう話なの?
>>58934095
Yeah we were going for that. We like 2ch's style on that website.
Anyway, good night. Thanks for the posts on the new board.
>>58933951
Nah, I know many weeaboos make a good relationship with Japanese anime fans. But Korean society is useally hatefull.
>>58933409
Do they use specialized browser?
2ch is not used with normal web browser.
http://janesoft.net/images/index.html
醤油ラーメンが好きです
The new Anglo-Japanese Alliance<3
>>58934324
どちらかというと「ヤンデレ」の方
少しエッチ
そういえば
wasabiちゃんという掲示板はどうなったのだろう?
>>58934427
豚骨ラーメンが好きです
>>58934232
(・∀・)ﾆﾔﾆﾔ
(・∀・)ﾆﾔﾆﾔ
>>58933282
yes I like her
problem?
>>58934573
chingu chanu choooooooongu
>>58934460
アメリカでもしそういうのを公に見てたら警察を呼ばれてしまう。
>>58934183
You know a Germanfag keep spaming random Korean woman photos here, I learn from here that Koreanboos are mental ill group.
ぐっすり
>>58934634
なんで日本語できるの?日本人留学生?
>>58934488
そんなのあったっけ
派生掲示板多すぎてすぐ忘れる
>>58934676
留学生
Trying out だに
見るだに病気になる Is that a correct sentence?
>>58934599
ωつ ちんちん
ωつ ちんちん
(´ 3 ｀)ちゅーっ
>>58934688
なんかそんなのあったな、ここにいた人が試験的に?作った掲示板。
>>58934634
昨日は放送日だったので/a/は大盛り上がりだったんだが
>>58934688
このスレの常連が作った、このスレからの派生板
>>58934719
じつは「ばくおん」というのが今季一番Echii
>>58934634
そもそも職場にいる設定なのに、エロ画像を4時間以上ここへ貼り続けてるこいつは自分の設定を無視しすぎ。
>>58934801
ase
k-kocchi kuru na!
homo jyanai yo...!(purupuru
>>58934891
m9(・∀・)ローマ字で逃げてもだめだカナダ君
Sorry for speaking in english.(I have only just started japanese) How proficient do you have to be in japanese to read and understand osamu dazais books?
>>58934891
>jya
>jy
anta ha mecchya baka da na
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPMpjRvR9ow
>>58934906
sirukaaaaa
>>58934916
nande da
>>58934913
Dazai's are not different from modern LN, not ''deep'', so English is ok.
>>58934969
Thanks. Can you rec me any good japanese books?
>>58934968
カナダ君ﾁｭｯﾁｭｯ
テスト
ス
ト
>>58935032
and I don't recommend foreigners reading old novels only Japanese.
I like and rec Abe Kimifusa and Tsutsui Yasutaka, dislike Murakami Haruki
>>58935066
よく他スレでもその書き方見るんだけど、その書き方はどういう意味?
>>58935100
Sorry miss :Abe Koubou
>>58935100
>dislike Murakami Haruki
good !
me too
>>58935100
Thanks. I don't like murakami either desu
>Japanese Americans
>>58934829
オレッちキリスト教だから。
オナニーとかもしないねん。
>>58935150
Can you tell me why asian americans always seem insecure? I was always curious about that
アメリカ人とかイギリス人って野菜食べないから太るんじゃね?
>>58934791
「聞くだに恐ろしい」という言い方があんのよ。
これは本来「聞いてさえも恐ろしい」と言う意味だった
しかし「聞いただけで恐ろしい」と誤解され
「見るだけで恐ろしい」を「見るだに恐ろしい」と言う表現が生まれたようだ
更に、誤用して「見るだに病気になる」を「見るだけで病気になる/見るやいなや病気になる」
というようにラノベなのでは用いられているようだ
>>58934870
そういうことができる職場も世の中にはあるのよ
って、喫煙所で携帯で打っているだけなんやが
>>58935164
男がオナニーしないのは既に病気だと思う。
>>58935200
Because they are a minority, and they are usually stereotyped in the media as being nerdy and beta.
>>58935265
Thanks
>>58935100
>dislike Murakami Haruki
noice
>>58935059
き、きもい…キモいぜ
なんか誰かの唇が僕ちんぽに近づくのを感じた
>>58935108
たぶんLONDONのmemeから生まれたmeme
Anon:
>わ、わたしは実は女の子ですぅー
Anon2:
>L O N D O N
>O
>N
>D
>O
>N
(ロンドンに居てくれのこと)
>>58935306
No problems whatsoever
>>58935150
looks Hawaian
I haven't masturbated in so long by balls are aching
やれやれ、僕は射精した。
>>58935240
野菜食ってても中国人も肥える。
油の摂り過ぎじゃないかね。あと単純に運動不足。アメリカ人は車使うばかりで歩かない。
>>58935333
Maybe she's a Ryukyuan in denial
補足するとdislikeより限りなくヘイトに近いディスライクだ
>>58935100
Are there any good authors that are similar to Mishima?
>>58935248
>ラノベなの
typo
ラノベなどでは
まあ、
『だに［副助］
最も軽い例を挙げて、他のものはまして、という含みを表す。…するだけで。「考えるだにおそろしい」
［明鏡国語辞典］』
ということなので
『聞くだに恐ろしい』『想像するだにおぞましい』という表現はあっても、「見るだに」という表現がおかしいということになる。
>>58935364
What fap materia did you use?
Post it
>>58935100
>>58935123
>>58935137
>>58935313
just curious, why do you dislike murakami?
he was one of the first authors i read in japanese when i was very young, i still like his work now.
>>58935317
Any specific thread that comic is based on?
Hello gaijin-sans. My pussy is tingling that only means one thing...
>>58935317
The London meme was born on /fit/ were a female looking /fit/izen posted his body and Tinytrip (a regular manlet tripfag with a pretty good body) from London replied with "pls be in London"
>>58935480
You have to pee?
>>58935352
Your nuts will burst soon.
>>58935458
i don't think so.
afaik it's how the post your progress threads used to always derail on /fit/
>>58935317
きみは大事なことを忘れている。
ドジっ娘は君だ!ち〇こなどない!
>たぶんLONDONのmemeから生まれた
なるほど。thank you
>>58935493
ah, so that's how.
good to know, thanks
>>58935503
I donated sperm once. The clinic instructed not to ejaculate for seven days before giving the sample, it was extremely uncomfortable.
>>58935532
masturbate and all will be fine
make sure to watch JAV with a rape theme
>>58935532
Oh shit, no, don't do it.
>>58935547
How much did they pay you
>>58935248
子供の頃から言われてるから、それが普通なんだけど。
>>58935582
I did it for free. They don't pay people for jism here.
>>58935512
>ち〇こなどない!
そうだったのか!!
忘れてたw(ﾃﾍﾍﾟﾛ
>なるほど。thank you
ノープロブレム、ベイビー
>>58935598
>jacking off for no financial remuneration
>he literally does it for free
>>58935634
I just thought I'd help someone who wants a baby. It's a bit like blood donation, people do that for free too right?
>>58935420
He wrote various books and I feel his novels are the 'top' of the style? or the genre? even now.
But he loved and respected Ugetsu Story(and I like).
>>58935453
Just because I dislike the plot and characters.
I find difficulty in determining whether a sentence should have a ですor いる/ある at the end of it. Could you guys help me understand?
>>58935659
Doesn't it bother you that you have a kid somewhere out there you'll never meet?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18DE0nx9buW
Can someone translate this for me?
>>58935684
I probably have several. I offered to donate again but they said they can use one donor's cells for up to five treatments, otherwise you end up with too many people with the same biological father.
And it's just genetic. They have their real, social parents who will love them. It's actually a minority of people conceived with donated cells that ever want to meet with their biological parent. Even then it's usually just to say hello.
>>58935702
I can't tell if it's Mandarin or some SE Asian language like Vietnamese.
>>58935729
I couldn't do that, knowing some kid I share my blood with is being raised by strangers.
>>58935746
It's me joking around :~)
>>58935453
His works are overrated, His character tend to be a narcissist and I can't sympathize.
>>58935729
donating is a good thing and most parents are fine with keeping contact with the biological donor.
i am of the minority who can't conceive and we depend on these institutions for a chance to have a family. it's nice of you to donate.
>>58935670
>>58935783
ah, i got it. i read his work as a teen, they're great when you're young and frustrated. these days i like tanizaki the best.
>>58935621
ちん〇こなどない!!
よって、肛門チュッチュッ
>>58935916
Are you a masochist?
>>58935932
自分の肛門をチュッチュッはやめろ
サルモネラ菌の可能性があるから
>>58936038
It's one thing to hate them, but you can't deny that they have a great literary tradition.
>>58936018
え~、でも映画でよく
kiss my ass とか言ったりしてるじゃん。
>>58935988
yes, i like it. bully me some more.
i don't know, what's wrong with tanizaki? maybe i have bad taste.
>>58936177
YMCA
久しぶりにカードゲームしたいdesu
>>58936228
No idea. I also like Tanizaki.
I rec you manga, Mugen no Juunin
>>58936235
Japan managed to produce far more great novels than China.
>>58935591
「見るだに恐ろしい」は、最近は辞書にも載っている
禍々しい・大変恐ろしく、見るからによからぬ
という意味だそうだ
しかし、となれば、この「だに」は副助詞ではなく、断定の助動詞+助詞にという可能性もあるが、いっそう意味不明となる。
現代的語法として副助詞「だに」の本来の意味では「さえ」が優勢のため、「~だけで」という意味に置き換えられて用いられているとも言えそうだが、「だに」自体が用いられる用例は限定されている。
>>58935676
ですは、断定の助動詞「だ」の丁寧後
補助動詞いる(居る)/ある(在る・有る)は英語 のbe動詞のようなもの。
日本語の基本的テキストで勉強してね。
>trying to masturbate but my mum is milling around and coming in and out of my room
I want to scream
>>58936192
(´-﹏-`;)oO(ふーダメだ。ダメだこいつ)
>>58936337
she probably knows and wants to help you
REEEEE FUCK OFF AND LET ME FINISH MASTURBATING
>>58936337
>>58936284
you have superior taste anon.
i am old, i liked that manga a lot when i was younger. i heard they are making a live action next year.
>>58936337
go "shower"
>>58936337
Fuck your mom
そうすりゃ、祝童貞卒業
>>58936337
What will you masturbate to?
I finally did it 8===B~~
>>58936552
Australian porn
http://www.xvideos.com/video4268263/lovely_young_couple_window_sex
>>58936418
thanks:D You are(were Japanese or in Japan?
I don't expect live action tho, Rurou ni Kenshin 's were better I have thought. and of cause I am qt teen girl forever
>>58936608
He has a nice body and dick, his butt is a bit lacking though, also there's no cumshot, what time did you cum at?
>>58936672
>what time did you cum at?
that's a bit of a weird question buddy
寝そべってるシカの耳にシカの糞を詰めるハシブトガラス
なぜ日本女性は「日本男性は全部ロリコンだ」と言いますか?
>>58936370
とりあえず、パンツ屋のケツの穴でも舐めてもらおう
>>58936701
Huh, is it weird? There's a narrative in my head with an Australian that sneakily masturbates with his mother around and this detail is necessary to finalize it.
フランス語響き悪すぎない?
>>58936672
~9:40
>>58936749
a perverted german, colour me surprised
>>58936717
>なぜ日本女性は「日本男性は全部ロリコンだ」と言いますか?
picではそんなこと言ってない
ロリコンを無くせば出生率が上がると言ってるがみんなロリコンとは言ってない
>>58936717
Because almost of women in Japan are not smart, and we men only love young girls, at least they are young.
>>58935676
いる・ある are often used in sentences with "there is~" "there are~" "there was~" "there were~" etc.
です is used in most other cases of "to be"
>>58936749
ニュージーランドでは羊とヤるって本当?
>>58936839
本当だよ
>>58936771
nice, thanks
I'm just playing around, i dont even have a boner, also I keked at that elbow
>>58936634
yes, i studied at todai! i work for a japanese company now, it is nice.
kenshin is very good, i want to watch it again. recently i started watching hakuouki. are you a fujoshi?
>>58936734
>あの画像
>パンツ屋のケツの穴
鳥肌が立てて震えた
ちなみにパンツ屋は誰ですか
今までまだ知らない
>>58936894
>I'm just playing around, i dont even have a boner
Ich kann deine Lügen spüren!
>>58936749
http://www.xvideos.com/video10070544/topless_real_amateur_teen#_tabComments
>dat aussie drawl
>>58936968
どうして俺はこの写真でいつもいじめですか、本当に ;＿;
>>58936960
It's not a lie if it's a semi
Endon is playing in Shibuya tonight, do you think https://endon.bandcamp.com/ is worth $20: y/n?
>>58936897
No I am not fujoshi.
I am forever kawaii JK studying at haabaado.
I am using Japanese prxxy to research beyond 1% divergence.
>>58937045
>real amateur teen
>teen
Am I missing something?
