Canada. Y-you guys ok?
>>58927805
That looks absolutely epic
If you want to know how the fire is spreading so quickly, it's because of extremely dry conditions and high winds.
STANDING
>>58927805
>>58927932
If your car stalls because of the lack of oxygen entering the air intake you are literally fucked.
>"It has begun to create its own weather, even creating its own high winds yesterday, and even lightning was coming from the smoke clouds," Morrison said.
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
HOW DO WE SLEEP WHILE OUR BEDS ARE BURNING
HOW CAN WE DANCE WHEN THE EARTH IS TURNING
the fire _____ brother!
This is what the apocalypse looks like.
Forest fires are the coolest disasters.
>>58927805
plz send halp
>>58928995
When you leafs finally wise up and dump tons of eternal Arctic snow on the fire, I'll be right here saying I told you so.
>>58928995
"sent"
>>58927945
HERE
how did this fire start
>poetic justice
>po·et·ic jus·tice
>the fact of experiencing a fitting or deserved retribution for one's actions.
>>58928995
No anon. They expect one of us in the wreckage!
>>58930593
DUDE
thats a big fire
>>58927805
I heard they have "fire refugees" now from the people fleeing their flaming homes
>>58930593
It was always burning since the world's been turnin
God damn that looks so fuckin rad
Some ballsy filmmaker should be up there getting great action shots
They should make Contra ™ movie, and this should be in the opening credits
NIGHT
OF
FIRE
>>58927805
Did they legalize weed?
>>58927969
Fucking this.
Not to mention potential flaming debris from all the falling trees.
Why the fuck are so many retards driving in that shit? I thought Canadians were supposed to be smart. Too much weed fried your brains or something????
I hope not
this leftist shithole should burn down to the ground so American People can colonize it
This is what you get for shitposting.
>>58927805
Reminds me of the sandstorm scene in Fury Road
>>58927805
Shit wont stop spreading
Trudeau pls
>>58927805
LIKE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WESTERN CANADA
>>58930627
Canadians weren't involved in that though
>>58932715
Half the people in Western Canada are Easterners who went West for work you silly Newfie
I got 99 problems but Alberta burning ain't one.
Is Canada over yet?
>>58932715
>Disaster happens in Eastern Canada
>Western Canadians show no smugness and offer full support
>Disaster happens in Western Canada
>Easterners Canadians act like this
And you wonder why we hate you sometimes. Fuck you
Dear Alberta, I hope you are alright,
Love, Québec
>>58933261
>>Disaster happens in Eastern Canada
>>Western Canadians show no smugness and offer full support
Stuff that has never happened.
>>58933597
Really? I really don't think so there m8
Whenever something happens in Eastern Canada the fact that it's in Eastern Canada is never a talking point, it's just an irrelevant fact. Only when something happens in Western Canada does muh regionalism come into play
Which is just what my original point was
>>58927932
hell on earth
>>58933637
Your definition of Eastern Canada seems limited to Ontario and Quebec.
Absolutely brvtal
PRAISE SATAN
>>58933637
>Implying
The last relevant negative shit that has happened in the East was the disaster of Lac-Mégantic, yet you westerners keep bitching about nobody wanting your oil pipes around.
I wouldn't be surprised if westerners told me that eastern workers and francophones going in Alberta were treated like shit by the locals.
>p-p-pls guys pipelines are super safe it was a train and it wuz old too but pipelines are 600000% for people and environment :(((
>>58927805
No, plz break new Orleans levies and bring water
>>58933727
Were it for pipelines, Lac Megantic wouldn't have happened, asshat
What's your username Canada I will PM you water.
>>58933782
Fucking this.
Westerners are good at digging. Just dig an entire fucking channel from the New Orlean's dams all the way to Fort Mac.
>>58933787
You're right, but pipelines bring a whole lot of other problems, and you're aware of them.
Fucking hate you brainwashed oilniggers.
>>58933727
But Pipelines are safer you dumb shit.
People opposed to them are retards who think they are sooo environmentally conscious but really they are ignorant hipsters
>>58933813
>Fucking hate you brainwashed oilniggers
Pourtant, je suis québécois ?
>>58927805
How many are dead yet this is a good day for Australia.
DEATH TO CANADA
>>58933854
Not other canuck you're responding to, but both are trains and pipes shitty, and tar sands aren't even that efficient for oil extraction. Western Canada harps on the rest for not wanting pipes but refuses to acknowledge that's their own problem. Diversify economies more and it won't be so bad.
On the flip side, eastern is straight up retarded with a superiority complex.
>>58933854
Wouldn't expect any less from a non-environmentally conscious scrub.
>but it creates jerhbs
>>58933928
Ça change absolument rien.
lookin pretty snug and comfy there canada
>>58927932
shit looks rad as fuck
>>58927805
Are they using their fog-lights?
> LITERAL LEAVES
>You'll never grab your gas mask and survival gear and go explore the nightmarish wasteland like a true STALKER.
I'm getting cucked left and right here.
