>Went to Barcelona with my brother like 4 or so months ago
>Made some friends and banged a few girls
>Get off work today and my brother messages me to go on skype
>He added a friend of one of the girls I slept with into the conversation and apparently shes been wanting to talk to me
>They add the girl I slept with into the conversation
>She says in really broken English that I got her pregnant
>My brother is laughing his ass off and I sign out
This is a ruse, right? How fucked am I? I don't know how this works but she knows my name now.
>>58926218
You are the father of a chicANO, congratulations, papá
>>58926218
>Not wanting a QT hispanic waifu
>>58926267
Can she sue me or something
>>58926218
>18 years into the future and we'll see another brown half-breed claiming he's the saviour of the white race
>be leaf
>get ATHPAIN'D
>>58926218
Fucking Canadians jezus fucking christ.
USE PROTECTION YOU DUMB LEAFS
COULDNT YOU AT LEAST WRAP A LEAF AROUND YOUR MICROBENIS OR SOMETHING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58926338
you are a father and the first thing that comes to your mind is sueing? You are a terrible human being
>>58926287
We can barely communicate and nah not really
>>58926406
Alcohol, stil no excuse.
>>58926415
Yes, I just got a good job and I don't want a bastard child in another continent. What am I going to tell my family if she comes looking for me?
>>58926338
Canadians confirmed for human trash.
Take responsibility for your retardation, give the kid a fair chance. Not their fault that their Dad is a fucking incapable Leaf
>>58926557
>Take responsibility for your retardation, give the kid a fair chance.
No. Can she get money from me though?
>>58926618
Yes and she should.
Why cant you accept that the kid is your responsibility now.
Fucking grow up, or your bastard child will have to grow up without a father and probably end up a drug additc or whore, just because her dumbass daddy was too selfish to give a fuck.
When you are older, this is the kind of shit that will drive you to suicide
>>58926704
>Yes and she should.
Fuck. I have no acumen in law nor do I have a lawyer. You're assuming it's my kid. I think it's all a ruse.
>Grow up your responsibility blah blah
No. I'm just being honest I want nothing to do with it, I'm in my prime and finally financially stable.
>>58926789
>No. I'm just being honest I want nothing to do with it, I'm in my prime and finally financially stable.
Well learn to put on a fucking condom next time you retarded manchild.
>>58926789
>Im in my prime blah blah blah
Gee thank god your dad didnt knock up and ditch your mother so you had a good upbringing and an enjoyable life.
Also, you can always get the kid tested
>>58926835
I will, but sex is not a contract for fatherhood.
>this leaf has probably insulted niggers for pregnancy-and-dodging before
>this thread
>>58926218
LeL, top lel,
she's a whore for fornicating with random foreigners, that's what she deserves, let her raise the bastard alone, cut all ties, ignore calls, block her out
>>58926921
This
>>58926862
I don't want a kid.
>>58926921
I never gave a shit about that before.
>>58926917
>sex is not a contract for parenthood
Are you fucking dense?
As soon as you shot your maple syrup out of your micro-leaf and impregnated her you became that childs father.
>Sex is not a contract for parenthood
I hope you "contract" some form of STD to balance out the obvious brain tumor you must have
>>58926917
It is when you dump your dirty chink load in brown pussy
>>58926988
>I dont want a kid
No fucking shit. Neither does the kid want such a pathetic manchild for a father, but I guess you're both out of luck huh?
>>58926995
>>58927033
You seem to be personally invested in all this. I however, just asking /int/ if she can come after my money. I can't be the only one here who's been in this situation.
>>58927109
she cant, shes fucked
>>58927109
>personally invested
Does your tiny leaf brain not comprehend that you are about to ruin the lives of 2 people because you think that you are "in your prime". If you ever grow up and have legitimate children will you ever tell them about their sibbling that ended up as a crack whore because you were too fucking good to raise your own child?
How about you ask your parents for advice?
You didnt cause you probably know what they will say.
>>58927137
Hopefully, but I'm getting conflicting answers. I have a sneaking suspicion that this is all about extorting a random foreigner.
>>58926545
>We can barely communicate and nah not really
Lee Harvey Oswald could hardly communicate with his Belorussian wife and their relationship worked out fine
>>58927109
my guess is that she can't do much, especially when she barely speaks english to deal with legal shit
you're a dickk though
>>58927109
>>58927199
ok tbqh, i don't think so
You didn't get married and she doesn't have any papers to come to Canada or anything related to Canada, so i don't think so.
>>58927220
t. avid 22.11.63 viewer
>>58927198
I don't care. It was just as much of her choice as it was mine.
>>58927137
Damn I wish I had the cool edgy pessimistic attitude you have
Whens your next manifesto coming out Elliot?
>>58927199
Dude, you mentioned that multiple people already know about this, how do you think they got her on skype? You are fucked. And rightfully so
>>58927261
>viewer
I read the book, retard. The show sucks.
ask her for proofs
>>58927308
HEY
Don't you ever call him a retard ever again.
>>58927267
>It was her choice as well
Yeah and shes sticking with the kid.
I try not to generalize but every single Canadian poster on this board seems to be complete fucking human trash.
Canada breeds faggots and failures.
>>58927332
good post
>>58926218
ABORTION
B
O
R
T
I
O
N
>>58927332
This
>>58927332
I'm going to have too, straight up too afraid to go back on skype right now
>>58927350
Did daddy leave to get a pack of smokes 20 years ago? Do you want a hug?
>>58927390
>catholic girl from spain
>abortion
haha good luck with that
>>58927344
Don't lose your head over profanity, paco
>>58927411
>Barcelona
she's probably some edgy anarchist catalan with a speed addiction
>>58927411
The extent of catholicism in Spain is basically "live life to its fullest". Even an inquisition didn't stop spaniards from being faggots
>>58927409
>did your daddy leaf you?
Once again, Canadians show no sign of cognitive function.
But to actually answer your question. She can and will sue you for child support. Its not like shes on her own, I mean, she managed to contact you on skype, she has people helping her and she knows who you are. Your Brother will be the main problem in trying to cover this up, he will most likely blackmail you and probably end up telling anyway.
>>58927422
i just did, too fucking late
>>58927466
>>58927474
too late for it anyway
>>58926545
>We can barely communicate
>this is a bad thing
>this entire thread
We did it reddit
>>58927504
My brother is friends with the girl who's friends with her. She does know my name but nah. I'm not giving her a single dime. I hear Venezuela is nice this time of year. No extradition. Fuck child support.
>>58927621
I hope your brother rats you out.
>>58927409
DONT LISTEN TO >>58927297
She will FUCK you over, break contact immediately, never call her again. You are your PRIME, youre not gonna let a little holiday sex ruin the rest of your life?? Dont be ridiculous
RUN OP ITS A TRAP
>>58927567
I guess. I refuse to learn Spanish.
Alright, mr. Retarded Leaf.
1. See if her story checks out
2. Try to get her to terminate the pregnancy
3. If she keeps it, DNA test
4. If the kid is yours, see if you can make some sort of an agreement with the mom on how to handle things (including finances).
5. Don't abandon the kid. It's not that little asshole's fault you don't have a working brain cell between your ears.
6. Ask your family for help with raising a kid. If you have decent parents, I'm sure they'll hook you up.
Bonus round:
1. Kill yourself and take 0 responsibility.
T. Advice pro
>>58927409
She knows your name, she has your number :D:D
>you ditch her, its all good
>20 years of easy living
>then suddenly your doorbell rings
>its a man from Spain
>"Hello, father. Mother sends her regards." is the last thing you hear as the blade cuts deep into your heart
>>58927621
>My Brother is friends with the Girl whos friends with her
You are fucked my man. That is a close connection to her, no way you can get rid of her unless you kill one of them. Start gathering evedince for yourself or something, no matter how far you think you can run, youll lose eventually.
>>58926218
And then the alarm clock woke you up.
Good story lad.
ITT: /r9k/ moralfags
It's the bitches fault for allowing her womb to be polluted by the sap of A FUCKING LEAF
>>58927504
>sueing someone from Spain to Leafland
How does that work.
Why doesn't she get abortion ? She is as responsable as you.
>>58927654
This post sounds sarcasting but this seems like the only piece of advice OP can actually use, too bad hes finished now though
see >>58927706
>and banged a few girls
Why are there so many normies on /int/?
>>58927746
This make her do it Canada too
>>58927756
The suing wont happen overnight, the point is that he cant really hide what he did and there is nowhere to run. He has no way to cut all contacts unless he goes full amish, you underestimate how far some women will go
>>58927671
This Finn is not memeing
>>58927518
In the Netherlands they allow abortion up to 6 months
>>58927621
just try to google this shit and read similar cases and shit
it seems to me that she would need real proof to demand something, there are different laws and all that.. it'd probably be very hard for her to force child support if possible at all
http://www.worldlawdirect.com/forum/child-custody-support/40987-collecting-child-support-father-canada-us.html
OP, if this is real, I seriously hope you die of lung cancer or AIDS or something like that. Your selfish dismissal of responsibility and complete lack of morals fostered by a sheltered, and yes, privileged upbringing makes you the worst of the worst that humanity can offer. You're a piece of shit and I hope that the knowledge that a kid is going to grow up without a father on the other side of the globe haunts you until the day you die.
>>58927621
>what is abortion
>>58927859
She wont abort.
Catholic Spics are raised from birth to keep their children and track down the father by whatever means necessary.
>>58927890
>Canadians confirmed for scum of the Earth
>>58927859
for fucks sake, the fuck is wrong with you people, nowadays that would be just another premature birth
>>58927896
I'd she wants to keep it whatever. But she should prove that he is the father and then he should decide if he wants any part of its life
>>58927621
If you fucked her without a condom then you better handle that responsibility for being retarded,you can play edgy and decide not to but this is the kind of thing haunts you later in your life.
>>58927917
If she was that devout i honestly doubt she would be banging a random leaf.
>>58927950
*if
>>58927917
>premarital sex is ok
>abortion is not
>my religion only matters when it benefits me
>>58927821
I will literally uproot my whole life If I have too, our dollar is fucked, I don't know how strong the euro is but fuck no.
>>58927889
>very hard if possible at all
Lmao, with all the women empowerment shit happening in the last few years it geta easier and easier. Fuck, people get put into financial ruin over fake (not his, i mean) pregnancies all the time and its even more common if hes the actual father.
Tbh it makes me glad that this Cancuck will suffer
>>58927889
Fuck, thanks hans.
>>58928003
Come to live in Portugal
Last place she will expect
>>58928002
How would keeping the child benefit her? Aborting your kid is much more serious than premarital sex.
>>58927981
>If she was that devout...
Belief in the religion has little to do with this. Its how they are raised because of the religion that matters
>>58928015
women can't just go around naming some men they want money from, especially not with countries that aren't even on the same continent
>>58926218
You live in Canada. She can probably get a first class plane ticket there, paid by the government, to bleed you dry. t. expert
The hate in this thread is amazing. This is some funny stuff.
Also, an /int/erstellar permavirgin did a normal thing and made a baby.
>normal
>>58927943
In lelgium it's 3 months, but i agree that an abortion at 6 is borderline murder
>>58928061
>women cant just go around naming people they want money from
Oh you would be suprised. Its even harder for OP since he comes from a leftist cuckhole because as soon as people find him (they will, the brother and friend remember?) They will make his life living hell for pulling shit like that
>>58926218
Tell her to abort it.
It's 2015!
>>58928050
>how would keeping the child benefit her?
Clearly you've never met a single mother living off benefits
I thought more of you would be on my side. Reddit has a serious presence here now.
>>58928175
And that's when I knew it was bait
>>58926917
It is when you cum in a female's vagina.
>>58928175
>Not being a spoilt retarded leaf kid
>They must be from Reddit!
But because this isnt reddit, and there is no shitty karma system you know that everything we tell you is actually geniuine.
>Be on my side
You have no side ypu fucking degenerate
>>58928175
>nigger tears
Little did OP know he was a nigger himself.
>>58928175
If it's yours then give up parental rights if push comes to shove
>>58926917
>This activity with the primary purpose of procreation is not a contract for fatherhood
Nigga u dum
>>58928175
I think you're on the wrong board buddy,nobody is going to defend you for acting like a nigger.
>>>/b/
>>58928175
>Nigger tears
You are acting like the nigger you retarded leaf.
And Canadians still wonder why everyone on /int/ hates them
>>58927109
Yes she can. Canada and Spain definitely have extradition treaties.
But you may be able to ask her for an abortion. A slut that gets pregnant with a foreigner will probably be a leftist anyways.
>>58928231
I can just do that? Can I make her put it up for adoption? She's like mid-20's and I think she worked a shitty reception job so she's obviously hurting for money.
>>58927267
Yep and women get to choose what they do with the kid you troll.
>a normie being dumb as a brick and helping keeping this world a shithole full of maladjusted people
Nothing new, get fucked in the asshole, you deserve it
>>58926218
are you one of those rich kids that snorts coke of off hookers even though it's covered in mexican and colombian blood?
>>58928312
>Can I make her do that
No.
Also her parents probably already know and will force her to raise the kid herself, until she tracks you down that is
>>58928312
I don't think she has to. I'd look in to it
>>58928350
I apologize to all niggers for comparing all of you to this retard.
>>58928350
>Women
>On 4chan
Are you high on maple leaves or is this the Canadian Intelligence ive heard ao much about?
>falling for the oldest trick in the book
Chicano 101 teaches this kind of shit
>>58926218
Yeah, it doesn't take 4 months to know you're pregnant, unless shes 400lbs
She went to every chad she slept with and said will you be my babys father tjey said no and now you're next on the list
>>58928357
I don't care, I will figure something out. I don't want to pay her shit for some bastard child or her living expenses.
>>58928369
Thanks man, I shall.
>>58928392
>>58928394
Confirmed for mad women
>>58928414
So she's probably full of shit right? It's probably not mine.
>>58928526
Arrange a paternity test.
>>58928517
This is a bait thread. He's just throwing out buzzwords and raking in (You)s at this point. Autism at its finest tbqh
why are all C*nadians so fucking shit
>>58927411
>Spain 2016
>catholic
>>58928061
Yes they can. Spain and Canada have an extradition treaty.
>>58928526
At this point I refuse to believe that this is not bait.
You wont figure anything out because you already shkwed that your brain must have more tumors than canada has chinks. Your life is ruined, enjoy your last day of freedom. Get fucked cunt
>>58928175
Reported for being a faggot
>>58928577
Because they took your perfectly fine flag and put a leaf on it.
>>58928579
she would still need proof that he's actually the father
>>58926338
>>58928350
Nigger detected
Reported again
>>58928654
Dont, im having fun.
>>58928577
Because they put a leaf on your flag.
>>58928669
If he really reported it he will be the first to get banned desu
>>58927109
Don't you have some form of free legal advice in Canada? And if you are really worried, ask some lawyer and pay the few bucks it costs for a consultation. I'm sure your "good job" that warrants not taking care of your child pays enough for a visit at an expert.
Not like you could trust anything 4chan says anyway.
>>58928726
Yeah but he might take the Leaf with him.
Not a good day for Canada huh?
>All these mad feminists and Redditors
>>58928920
>Implying
Canada breeds faggots and failures
>>58928758
Yeah, just talking to someone. It seems like I could be slightly fucked, but she probably would need a fair bit of money for family court costs, she's more or less low class so I think I'm good for the time being also she needs to prove I'm the dad. I don't even know her intentions though, she may very well not want anything(I doubt it).
>>58929039
Maybe she want her child to know her father?
I know that seems far fetched but at least try to imagi e the possibility.
>>58928988
You've probably never even seen a vagina, that's why you're mad. Or did daddy abandon you because you were a runt?
>>58929039
The Euro is stronger than the Canadian dollar. So that should work in your favor too. Also tell your brother to stop being an ass and help you out by not encouraging this bitch
>>58928556
>probably not yours
No, you got inside her pants because she wanted to get pregnant and milk your bank account dry.
It may as well be yours but you defnetly are not the first one she has tried to do this kind of stuff.
>>58929074
>Maybe she want her child to know her father?
Too bad
>>58929124
Spanish women should have warning labels
>>58929074
If only she knew what kind of father he was.
What's more interesting is the possibility of OP coming to his senses somewhere down the road, but having burned all the bridges, will be refused by the mother.
>>58929187
Pfft hahaha
>>58929187
Ikr, I mentioned previouslt that this is the kind of shit people kill themselves over later in life
>>58929187
Pls im guessing she's gold digger. get her to provide proof
>>58929113
My brother thought it was hilarious, I don't think he thought this through. He has a kid though. Misery loves company.
>>58928394
>Canadian
>Intelligence
There are more polish intellectuals than Canadian intellectuals.
>>58929206
How could anyone even think that you would act like a normal adult when you are clearly a spoiled manchild.
You realize everyone else left their edgy days behind when they stopped being 16?
Is this the Canadian state of mind?
>>58929206
Crazier things have happened.
>>58929245
Spain is shitty, especially for youth, but not that shitty. Also it would be far easier to hook an Englishman, German, or some Scandinavian. Would also not be as legally demanding, I'm guessing, due to EU.
>>58929248
Your brother is an ass. This is something my sister has pulled but not my brothers
>>58929248
>He has a kid
Yep you are definately fucked man
He is not going to let you get away with shit like this
>>58929305
She might have thought he was a rich American unless she knew fire certain he was Canadian
>>58929301
Oh? How's your wifes son? In the future when she dumps you for being beta, you'll be raising my kid.
>>58929585
Great comeback leaf brain.
This is what happens when you spoil you children and let them browse /int/ and /pol/
>>58929640
Truth is, I'll settle down when I want too. You're stuck with the first women you knock up.
I imagine OP fleeing to some second world shit hole to escape family law, then sowing more wild oats and having to flee to progressively shittier countries.
If you're going to bang third world trash, in the future just be sure they don't know your name, man. Hindsight is 20/20
>>58929713
>First woman I knock up
Won't happen, because unlike you I have more brain cells than Chlorophyll.
Will you ever twll your future children about their abandoned sibbling?
How will you justify it?
>>58929713
Just curious, how are you going to handle this with your future wife? She is bound to find out, unless you silence your brother and the rest of your family somehow. And I doubt any girl will appreciate your callous disregard of your own child and the mother.
kill them all leaf
>>58929713
You know that you wont escape this, right?
Your brother will definately rat you out and you are in fucking Canada.
I wont be suprised when Trudeau flies there personally and baptises the child "Mohammad" while viving you a handmade Calendar
>>58929819
*kill yourself leaf
Bait. Admitting it's true, I hope it will ruin your life you faggot.
>>58927513
it's ok man we're all gonna make it in the end and it's good to call out ableist language
>>58929901
>every other post in thread is this butthurt faggot trying to henpeck bait poster
simmer down bra, even if it were real it wouldn't matter
>>58927699
"he was in his prime"
people at a party, laughing, young smiling canadian pulling out wads of cash to pay for expensive lunches at a high-class dim sum restaurant, short scene of him in a strip club then flashing to him holding a woman, both naked in a slightly orange-lighting
-scene shift, darker colors-
same canadian man, now angrier and older, yelling to a stern looking fellow, "What do you mean it's not mine? It's mine, I tell you!" This clip takes place in a nice building.
-shift scene to a cramped apartment in New Hangzhou, men with tattoos staring at him-
ex-rich canadian man no longer in his prime begs shady men to rent an apartment with them
scene looks intense until a young part Spanish man defuses the situation and welcomes the canadian man into the apartment
-scene shift-
Scene implies that rich canadian man schemes to get out and ditch that group.
-scene shift-
"What do you mean he's my son?"
barrage of scenes of crying, yelling, and tears ending in a clip of two men holding each other
"Jamie Chen and the Prodigal Father, coming soon to theaters near you"
brief cameo by morgan freeman in one of the scenes above
>>58930394
a you from me
this is a good thread
>>58926218
Barcelonese here.
Congratulations for getting your cock inside one of our slags.
Next time you might as well go to Stockholm. You'll probably get a similar experience.
It's really easy to get laid, being honest. I've always been a weirdo and I'm not even a virgin.
It's been a long time since I last got out at night in this fucking degenerate, dystopian, cucked, sodomesque, drugged consumed city. There are many good reasons to mimic me.
Now pray and hope that this whore has the money to pay herself an abortion, you dimwit leaftard.
Otherwise Spain's feminist laws are gona SORRY the fuck out of your ass, balls and wallet.
Shit. You can't make this crap out. This city is truly lost. I have to get out of here. The big question is where.
>>58931514
Make this crap up*
>>58926917
Dumping a load of your genetic material , the purpose of which is to get girls pregnant, right up her cunt is indeed a contract for fatherhood.
>>58926218
Considering that Spain has an extradition policy with Ireland and they didn't take De Juana Chaos, a murderer, back here, I'd be surprised you'll have any real legal trouble. You should just stay out of not only Spain, but the 4 big European countries just in case.
You'll have trouble with your family, that's for sure.
Consider suicide from bringing another catalan to the world and making Barcelona a little bit shittier.
Give the brit a medal hah
The worst part of this thread is all these faggot nerds implying his brother will somehow fuck him over. Clearly you're a bunch of maladjusted single children with no understanding of fraternity. If my brother and I were in this situation there's no way in Hell we'd rat each other out, no natter how much we disagree with the decision to run.
Definitely gives the impression you're all women. Fuck these queers OP, one fuck up isn't worth ruining your entire life.
>>58927890
t. No dad
>>58932201
I'd stab my brother if I could get away with it. Brotherhood means nothing, just saying.
Canadians are the worst posters on /int/. I'm glad aussies bully you relentlessly
>>58927332
THIS BABY
sounds like a lot of girls in this thread
go tell her catholic ass to get some birth control lmfao
>>58932489
It means a lot to normal people. Clearly of they're going on vacations together it means something to them.
>>58932742
Then it makes no sense he would even get him into the Skype call.
His brother is not going to keep this a secret.
>>58926218
Cut contact.
Tell her to give kid up for adoption.
>>58926917
Actually it is. Even with a condom. There's a 1% chance of getting her pregnant. And while that's low. It still means you'll be taking a trip to babynames.com
Basically, every timw you fuck a slut, ask yourself, are you okay with sharing half your genes with this person and spending 18 years together.
>>58926978
She slept with a foreigner with no protection or birth control pills (it's Spain so cost isn't prohibitive).
That's trashy as fuck.
>>58926338
no lol
she's a filthy spic with no rights under Gods Law
>>58926704
>Yes and she should.
no she can't actually
not under Canadian law if he refuses to recognize the child
>>58933035
But as always,
>>58932664
This. Whores will fuck 10 people in 1 week and try to latch on to whoever sticks. Regardleaa if theyre the father or not
>>58933035
>not just leaving
dude lmao
just don't knock up a posh girl
>>58933081
This happened to my dad.
Bitch took advantage of his paranoia (1% condom fail rate scared him. Super risk averse) to not get a woman pregant alongside his very weak fertility.
Basically said "the condom failed with that small 1% and this kid in me is your only chance to have a biological kid". He fell for it until the 7th month where his bro got a detective to find out she was cheating and got a paternity test.
>>58926338
You can probably just ignore it and it will go away. Or, I don't know, maybe continue to communicate with her and maybe you'll share some interests and maybe you'll be willing to give your child a fair shot at life
>>58926218
Highly doubtful you picked up a white Catalan girl and banged her. A Romanian or Moroccan girl I could believe.
>>58932936
His brother didn't necessarily know that she was pregnant.
>HAVE SEX UNPROTEXTED WITH TOTAL FUCKING STRANGER
>COME TO SOME RANDOM BLOKE YOU *THINK* IS THE FATHER
she probably fucks all kinds of random dudes, its on her to not get pregnant
tell her to fuck off m8
>>58928526
That mad British poster is almost as annoying as our Polish poster.
Don't contact her again, and tell your brother the same
Wear a condom next time, or put a hot branding iron in her vagina to be sure.
Fuck kids
That's all
>>58926218
haha that's what you get for being a degenerate, KID.
You cunts show no emotions when your cuntrry is getting cucked but now.....
>>58929942
I don't understand, why do you want the man to get fucked over in this situation
>>58931514
good luck
>sodomesque
you make it sound unholy and nightmarish
>>58932201
This
>>58926218
I hope she comes looking for you, contacts national canadian newspapers in pursuit of you.
>>58936187
given how they banned a canadian off the internet it might just be plausible
>>58936187
I challenger her to do it. My name is rare. I just don't want a kid and a spanish wife, is that so bad Other english speakers are total fags right now
>>58936326
>my name is rare
that is even worse, given how that would be easier for them to find you since your name will stand out
> I just don't want a kid and a spanish wife
i dont know how liberal spaniards are but she will likely use some womens charter to fuck you in the ass accross the atlantic ocean
and if your brother is half the normie you say he is might rat you out to gain some fame
Had massive respect for the cuck Brits and Americans before this
>>58936395
Nothing will make me raise that bastard or pay her way.
>>58936462
you'd better get along killing yourself then, because the wails and screams of your women will come onto you like a period-tsunami
Feminist faggot redditors
>>58936490
If that's the case, and I had no qualms leaving the country, I'll make another post. Nu-male cuck.
>>58936490
Literally why do you care about the plight of some Barcelona whore, if you're not female?
she probably got pregnant from pedro the local stallion but pedro is poor and lives at home with his parents
short wang chang on the other hand...
>>58936549
This. Ain't falling for it.
>>58926218
That's a lie, you never had sex.
>>58936507
>>58936525
hey im just telling you
you did some real stupid shit managing to get a whore pregnant and tell her your name
this isnt me being a nu-male cuck but you participating in the cycle of creating another poor soul that will have to live the next few decades of its life as some literal bastard
who knows, might find your own son on r9k in the next few decades
also don't come crying about how the west is "falling" when you yourself also represent a form of degeneracy
Claim you are infertile
>>58936583
pls you're Australian, outside of /int/ you're a beta faggot.
>>58936614
That's an idea.
>>58936599
>also don't come crying about how the west is "falling" when you yourself also represent a form of degeneracy
Why not? I whitened a child, I'm still going to have white kids. At least Spain should thank me.
Why are Canadians such fucking retards I fucking swear
>>58927350
At least we pretend to be trash.
>>58936733
Because you're a proxy/Quebec/sjw cuckhold.
>>58936697
fatherless kids don't end up well, whatever race they are
i wont go as far as to say the mother isn't at fault here, but mucking around in some sin city doing degeneracy will come back to bite you in the ass someday
>>58936733
bastard child of inbreeds and frogs
>>58928274
No Egyptian ever called me a nigger
>>58936735
>pretend
>>58936803
Good reference
>>58936782
I'm none that and you're insecure as fuck boy
>>58936790
>>58936791
A father has no choice. I'd spare it suffering a life of Spic mothers and concerned redditors. Literally only this Brit cuck gives a fuck about the plight of a Spanish mother and half breed baby and he's a fucking faggot.
>>58936835
You are though faggot. What, do you want to force me to have a half shitskin kid and then care for it?
im trying to put myself in your shoes but i cant imagine being retarded enough to fuck a random spanish slut bareback
youre on your own
>>58936877
It's called momentary pleasure. I'm not suffering the consequences.
>>58936835
>fuck boy
Okay, reddit. Holy shit could you be any more obvious?
>>58936922
OK let me rephrase that:
You're insecure as fuck, boy.
>>58936872
>I'm a faggot québécoise SJW cuck for saying Canadians are retarded
Wew lad.
>>58936854
well whatever suits you, he's probabbly going to end up on some bucket-list of jihadis in the future
>>58936948
>OK let me rephrase that:
>You're insecure as fuck, boy.
Not helping your cause, you woman. My sole objective of this thread was trying to keep my modest wealth.
>>58936948
>>I'm a faggot québécoise SJW cuck for saying Canadians are retarded
>Wew lad.
Or a redditer or proxy. Go ahead and tell me about how much you care about the plight of women on an anonymous image board though.
>>58937010
You're literally samefagging this much and assuming I even read your shit.
Boi you mad as hell right now lol.
Take a sec to stop being so retarded like my original post said btw thanks for confirming what I just said lol :v
>>58937057
>Take a sec to stop being so retarded like my original post said btw thanks for confirming what I just said lol :v
You're a retarded leftist. Try making coherent arguments you faggot Quecuck.
>>58937113
Lo you say cuck in every reply you make u sure you don't get off to that shit just saying lol
>>58927834
When there's a capital T., you know it's serious.
I think Canadians deserve the range ban more than us.
>>58937148
And I'm not wrong. It's abundantly clear.
>>58937161
Get rekt by an emu with your fag accent
>>58927859
6 months? That is literally killing a human being. Fuck.
>>58928002
Yeah,killing a fucking human being is the same as having sex. Fucking retard9
>>58937251
I mean, if you're on a sin streak, might as well get an abortion.
>>58926917
>canadians don't realize that having sex creates babies
SHE SAYS I AM THE ONE
BUT THE KID IS
NOT MY SON
UH-HUH
Lmoa congrats papi
>>58937299
>sex creates babies
what?
>>58929248
Now I know you are trolling. Nice troll thread btw
>>58937353
>trolling
100% serious
>op STILL hasn't realised how fucked he is
PLEASE keep us updated over the next few months
>>58937435
I'm not raising a spic
>>58937465
You don't have to raise it, just pay for it
>>58937465
http://news.nationalpost.com/full-comment/christie-blatchford-ruling-in-twitter-harassment-trial-could-have-enormous-fallout-for-free-speech
with your president being a feminist you probabbly will lel
maybe your new waifu will make some movement about you and, wanting to play the hero, justin decides to roll with it
>>58937295
Is not the same thing to insult your parents than to go and a killing spree and both things are sins.
>>58937525
Sure, but if you confess, you are forgiven, no?
>>58937426
So I have to believe that you went to Spain,fucked a girl,which is the friend of your brother,who also has a kid,and somehow keeps contact with the other girl,and she tells you that she is pregnant? Nice bait thread,but you have to keep improving,if you want people to believe it
>>58937562
Yes,but the moral remorse of a fucking abortion would be traumatizing. You literally killed your own son for selfish reasons.
>>58937579
>So I have to believe that you
yes, or dont. Your honestly arabs, no memes here.
>>58937616
She is catalan a probably a degenerate,so fuck her. But you will regret this in a couple of years,if you ever raise a child.
Cut contact
Delete Skype ask your bro to stfu if he does offer him financial incentive
Maybe change your name?
