What nation are the quintessential Slavs?
The Slavest of Slavs?
russians - mongol rapebabys
ukrainians - russian rapebabys
belarussians - russian rapebabys
poles - raped by everyone
chech / slovak - german rapebabys
slovenians - austrian rapebabys
croatians - austrian, turkish rapebabys
serbs - turkish rapebabys
bosnians - turkish rapebabys
macedonians - turkish rapebabys
bulgarians arent even slavs kek
So, there is no such thing as slavest slav.
>>58896512
fuck, i have mistaken
macedonians are mixture of serb, bulgar and turkish cock
>>58896512
We are the purest Slavs
>>58896588
all yugos aside slovenes are mixture of turk, gypsy and albanian cock
Russia
>>58896512
t. Serv expert on rape
>>58896640
>>58896688
>>58895921
Slavs are nothing more than a linguistic group.
Also poor one at that, since all of you speak bastarized short Polish except Slovene ante fucks.
Fuck you
>>58896720
>>58896720
>Slovene ante fucks
Kuga s mә glih kәr reku, ti kurba mәjhna? Jest tә puvem, de sәm zvežban holcar pa de sәm biu že doskat zravәn, k sej kramper pubirou; saj 300 gajb ga mam že nabranga. Drva znam cepәt z eno roko, traktor uhkә pa u miže furam. Tuko tem žvajznu, de teu du Buhina pa nazaj udnesvә, vrjem mә. K to pišem, že brusәm skiro pa vežem štrәk. Mrtu s ti, toja držina, usә toj prjatlә, pa še ceu toj rod za sto generacij nazaj. Ščijem po grobovәh tojga roda, ungavәm tә use babe u držin pa use drva tәm ud bajte udnesu. Suvata nәjt u cvet pride pa mlek nәj set skisa. Ti nis nәč u primerjau z mano. Upam, de vәm vәs pәrdelk preč pride, pa usa žvina crkne. Dep te kura bәcniva pa pәs puscau. Vem ke žviš pa vem, ke mate kluče ud bajte skrite. Merkej se, k bom zj hmau pršu. Frderbou tem preh, kokr uhkә Očenәš zmolәš.
>>58896512
>ukrainians - russian rapebabys
>belarussians - russian rapebabys
So ukranians and belorussians are mongol rapebabes?
>>58896602
Maybe in your dreams, Jože.
>>58896753
WE WAZ KANGS SLAVS N SHITTE XD
Western and Eastern are pretty different.
>>58896768
yeah yeah, fuck you too
>>58896809
t. komšije
>>58896796
In the same basket as the russians, yes.
>>58896602
Slovenščina je najbolje neslovjanski język.
>>58896867
Slovenščina je najboljši slovanski jezik*
>>58896867
>Slovenščina je najbolje neslovjanski język.
That's because they're weird fucks.
I don't think any other Slav can understand Slovenes.
Can you really be a slav and not use cyrillic? I don't think so.
>>58896961
Can you really be a Serv and not get ruled by Turks?
I don't think so, LMAO
Probably Poles.
They were the eastern Slavs were too mongolized and Southern Slavs were too Turkified.
Poland is the slaviest of all slavs.
>>58897054
That's interesting, I didn't know we were part of the Ottoman Empire.
>>58897015
>500 years under T*rks
>managed to preserve culture and tradition
Serbs are indestructible
be wary of the jews
>>58897112
Slovenians are too educated to be southern slavs.
You belong to the west, german cocksucking group of slavs.
>>58897161
*350 years
>>58896950
Kaže sę, že srby i hrvaty ih razumejųt trohi
>>58897177
>in je del celine: kopno
>imamo tudi nekaj morja, ki se imenuje Portorož Koper
>>58897112
Not relevant enough to be considered.
>>58896658
>>58896688
>>58896720
>>58896753
>>58896816
>>58896849
>>58897015
WE WUZ WENDS
I SWEAR GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WE WUZ WENDS
>>58897185
чтo знaчит trohi?
>>58897283
нeмнoгo
>>58896512
how are we rapebabys?
we were not conquered, except slavonia and dalmatian hinterland
>>58897282
Hard to accept facts?
We might be slavshits because of this disgusting tongue, but other than that - We have nothing in common with you animals
>>58897280
If you say so, Alberto.
>>58897312
этo cлaвянcкoe cлoвo? я гoвopю хopвaтcкий a никoгдa нe видeл тo.
>>58897329
>we were not conquered
You were conquered by every expanding empire since 1000AD.
>>58897397
WE WUZ WENDS
WE WUZ
W E N D S
E
N
D
S
can we all just love each other?
>>58897473
servia was better under Ottoman rule
>>58897185
>meme "medslovanski" jezik
>>58897185
Srbi in še posebej Hrvati razumejo še kaj več kot samo trohico slovensko. Že to, da se slovenščina v veliki meri prekriva z medslovanščino vam lahko pove, da smo prav mi najbolj slovanski, vsaj kar se jezika tiče!
>>58897185
I understand Russian better than Slovenian. Then again I learned a bit of Russian in school
>>58897518
We love our Kajkavian brothers. Come back home, Eastern Slovenes!
>>58897535
medžuslovjanski jest fantastičny jazyk
>>58897531
W E
E
W U Z
U
Z
W E N D S
E
N
D
S
.t pureblooded wend here
All Slavs should unite under one slavic banner, shouldn't them?
>>58897601
S tem vašim smešnim konstruktom se da razumeti prav toliko, kakor z normalnimi, pravimi slovanskimi jeziki.
Glede na tvojo zastavo dvomim, da boš razumel karkoli, kar sem tu napisal. Sicer pa se mi zdi smešno, da bi se Skandinavec učil govoriti in pisati slovansko.
>>58897518
>cs go csadria server
>95% croats
>login everyday with nickname pochetniklol in the past 2 months
>top5 fragger in team
>people start to change names in U, CrnaLegija, Jure to ruse me
>start singing ko to kaze on mic
>everyone enrage and block me
kek
>>58897636
The only reason slavs should unite under one flag is to see how spectacular the civil war will be when they disband.
>>58897667
>csgo
there's you problem
>>58897423
Aгa. B пoльcкoм, yкpaинcкoм, юeлopyccкoм, cлoвeнcкoм ecть.
>>58897664
Medslovanski mi je dejansko popolnoma razumljiv, medtem ko npr. češko ali slovaško sploh ne razumem, rusko pa niti brati ne znam. Tudi ti ne bi imel pojma kaj gledaš, če bi ti kdo napisal odstavek v češčini, kljub temu da se očitno imaš za nekkašnega svetovljana.
>>58896512
>poles - raped by everyone
That's funny because we're still majority Polish catholic.
>>58897431
The Habsburgs were elected by Croatian nobles and Dalmatia was sold to Venetians. Stop projecting your failures onto Croatia.
>>58897431
we just entered alliances by choice ever since we assimilated avars
like byzant which we left and allied with franks which we left and defeated when they demanded kvarner, istria and parts of northern croatia (panonska hrvatska mostly) and were alone for abut 150 years
then we entered personal union with hungary after trpimirovići died out (they had complete rights to our throne and sabor agreed after koloman sent cash and agreements/grants to every fucking city), then we entered personal union with habsburgs after hungarian royal family phased out (again - the sabor), then we entered kraljevina shs(jugoslavija, again the sabor), then we did not lift a finger to defend the kingdom because we did not care about it at all in ww2 when germans came (hell some cheered), during the ww2 we had NDH but bunch of us kinda did not like it (other bunch did) so partisans were created, then entered SRF Jugoslavia, and now we entered the EU
not exactly conquered, we just switch allegiances (early days) and enter alliances and unions like it's going out of fashion
use help when we need it... kinda worked for us except in 1991-1995 when we had to do everything by ourselves (thanks UN faggots)
South slavs are the only ones that are not genetically slavs, they assimilated south europeans / Greeks. Which means they're fully European or literally the oldest Europeans of all. Thus, unsurprisingly they have the lowest crime rate out of all slavic countries and the only commie country to not fall to the Soviets was south slavic. They're the most civilized and least degenerate. Have you heard of Yugoslav whores and porn houses? No such thing. But you've heard about Czech, Slovak, Russian, Ukrainian.
Yugos = fully European, can manage on their own.
West slavs = Need to dump billions to civilize them.
East slavs = beyond saving.
Who cares? You're all subhumans anyway.
>>58897667
>sings in mic when he plays csgo
>thinks people are triggered and not annoyed by his fucking singing
>>58897788
Smešno se mi zdi, ko mi neki Skandinavci (do sedaj sem jih naštel že več) pišejo v tem medslovanskem jeziku. Saj ne rečem, da se ga razumeti, a kaj pomaga, ko v njem piše ne-Slovan. Pa tudi za praktično uporabo se mi zdi medslovanščina brez pomena.
>da se očitno imaš za nekkašnega svetovljana.
lol ne
>>58897823
Paraguay is truly a land of wisdom.
>>58897817
haha
kep telling yourself that
>>58897557
Slovenščina prekrivaje medžuslovjanski ne bolje russkego.
Also, tvoj post je těžko bylo čitati bez google-translate.
>>58897664
>S tem vašim smešnim konstruktom se da razumeti prav toliko, kakor z normalnimi, pravimi slovanskimi jeziki.
Ne slažem se s ovim nazorom. Siguran sam da ti je puno lakše razumijeti hrvatski nego poljski.
>>58897823
>West slavs = Need to dump billions to civilize them.
czechs are european and civilized though
>>58897809
Bahaha
>>58897817
bahahaha
>>58897946
>powerful counter-arguments
I'm sorry that Serbia was bullied by everyone it borders, but that's no reason to act autistic.
>>58897991
Serbia was bullied because its not Croatia to bow down and enter 'personal union' with the conqueror.
>>58897919
>Siguran
Iz italjanskogo abo išpanskogo je seje slovo?
>>58897900
petar svačić was some guy some nobles liked more because they were afraid of someone too powerful (basically afraid that he will curb their power, which was kinda true)
more croatian nobles wanted coloman because of that army and that cash, generally called Mađaroni (by 19 century historians)
nationality meant little back then, and paying lower taxes and having bigger army for protection was more important
we would gladly enter union with austria today because they have money
don't trust 19 century nationalistic memes
>>58897862
>Smešno se mi zdi, ko mi neki Skandinavci (do sedaj sem jih naštel že več) pišejo v tem medslovanskem jeziku.
To so itak lingvisti, ki jih je na /int/u precej več kot v kakšni drugi spletni skupnosti in ki medslovanko jemljejo bolj kot igro. Je pa res, da ni garancije, da bi se tudi mi navadni smrtniki naučili medslovansko tako dobro, kot ga obvladajo oni oz. boljše kot že znamo angleško.
>>58897919
O, ti pa nisi Norvežan. Imaš prav, za komunikacijo med dvema Slovanoma z različnih koncev je medslovanščina mogoče res pripravna, a problem je drugje, tako kakor pri vseh ostalih umetnih jezikih. Do sedaj sem se srečal z manj kot 20 govorci medslovanščine; vsi so v tem jeziku pisali tu, na /int/-u.
>>58898018
we actually entered the EU for the same reasons - cash
and NATO for the other one - defense
we are doing the same shit since we came here, which kinda makes sense but also kinda sucks because we always cruise slowly behind others in terms of development
but then again montenegro or serbia did not develop fast either when they were alone so...
Can we all agree Sl*venian language is the worst Slavic language? I can't even read this shit
>>58898132
Ipak mi je zanimljiv jezik. Vjerojatno ga nikad neću naučiti ali čitat ću malo više o njemu jer mi se sviđa koncept jezika koji svaki slaven može razumijeti.
>>58898227
I like it because it has preserved some grammatical elements (like the dual) that other slavic languages have lost. Personally I don't think it's that difficult to understand either if you're familiar with kajkavian dialects of Croatian.
>>58898227
Beri >>58896768 za moj odziv, kaj si mislim o tem.
>>58898183
We are doing exact opposite, ultimate fuck you i wont do what you tell me mode
which is bad if the attacker is 20 times bigger than you
and devastating to population
stupid cocky serbs
one day we will go extinct
>>58898297
He paзyмeм, Jaнeз. Пpoбaј нa eнглecкoм.
>>58898363
Potrudi se, pa boš razumel, komšije.
Belarusians ofc
>>58898400
>komšije
Čak nismo ni to.
>>58898227
Slovenian is simply a less primitive Serbian ppp (po pravici povedano)
>>58895921
Slovenians are anthropologically the closest to Proto-Slavs so them I guess
>>58898454
>
Croatian is shit version of Serbian. Slovenian is shit version of Croatian. Your country should be split between Austria and Croatia.
>>58896512
>rapebabies in a medieval society
Why are /int/-fags so stupid?
>>58898395
A segda sråvni s russkim:
>Slovenščina prekrivaje medžuslovjanski ne bolje russkego. Also, tvoj post je těžko bylo čitati bez google-translate.
>Cлoвeнщинa пepeкpывaeт мeждycлoвянcкий нe бoлee pyccкoгo. A eщё, твoй пocт тяжкo былo читaть бeз гyглoтpaнcлeйтa.
>Slovenščina perekrivajet mežduslovjanskij ne boljee russkogo. A ješe, tvoj post tjažko bylo čitatj bez gugla.
>>58895921
Romania.
Them being not slav is a meme.
retards here think we are turkish rape babies
we were already mixed cuz once slavs came here they mixed with illyrians thracians and dacians, that were previously romanized by romans
so romans fucked them, we fucked them and then ottoman turks fucked us.
u have to know the order
we were mestizo before it was cool
>>58898639
>>58898707
y so serious shitcunts
it was just a prank
>>58898436
Nema takogo naroda. To je prosto směs poljakov i russkih.
>>58898660
Slovenščina se z medslovanščino ne prekriva nič bolj od ruščine. Pa še, tvoj post je bilo težko prebrati brez googla.
Deleted post cause my command of comparatives is a bit out of form. I don't really use standard Slovene much, being NEET.
DUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
>>58898698
Romanians are Turks just as much as they are Slavs.
>>58898885
For some reason i find slovene fun to read
If i read the label on milk or some shit i always read it in slovene for some reason
Sloven means Slav in old churc Slavonic, so obviously Slovenians, we used to call ourselves that too but it got changed for reason unknown to me, but only male form, female is still SLOVENka and country is still SLOVENsko
>>58898885
>I don't really use standard Slovene much, being UPPER CARNIOLAN, ajga.
>>58898850
Idi nahui rrrreeeee
>>58898980
We apparently only started calling ourselves Slovenci sometime in the 13th or 14th century once the Carantanian identity faded and the centre of Slovenian cultural life moved south to modern-day Slovenia due to the Ostsiedlung, so you're equally as entitled to consider yourselves ur-Slavs.
>>58897823
serbs/croats are turk tier immigrants
czechs/slovaks are german tier immigrants
why?
>>58896512
Slovaks are hungarians
when will this slovenian meme die out
there's not even a thing called "slovenia" it's just a semi-autonomous region of croatia
>>58897397
t."central"european
>>58898698
they are dacian roman-rape babies. they dont even look slav trust me we have many romanians and slavs in israel
>>58899094
>croatia
lol meme countr itself
slovenia is austrian clay
>>58899142
"eastern march"
>>58899163
>pooland
>>58899006
O kul, a zdej nas majo tud tapravi Gorenci za svoje? Tenks, stari, sm vedu da niste tko zajebani kokr vs predstaulajo u medijih.
Sm šua na goró zajeti vodó pa to, a ne
eh-ehehe.
>>58899142
And austrians are slavs in denial
>>58895921
Slovaks are proto-Slavs and our language is the Slavic lingua franca
>>58899219
Ajga, de se nauš krvau useknu, ajga.
>>58899220
slavs are a linguistic group
>>58899094
>Croatia
>autonomy for minority Slavic dialects
ye nah, we'd all be speaking pure Vuk Karadžić-approved Ottoman-Herzegovinian shtokavian by now if we had anything to do with Croatia politically.
>>58899259
We aren't really talking linguistic groups here
>>58899272
>ottoman
oh you just have to trigger them
>>58899142
Whatever you say, Herr "Schuschnigg".
>>58899053
Ali možeš mi porekomendavati priručnik po gramatike slovenskego?
V internetě ne morem najti.
>>58899315
go away russia
>>58899272
you don't seem to understand
to my superior Wendo-Sarmatian ears all Balkan languages sound the same
"Slovenia" is just an unfunny meme coined by people from one (1) town, Ljubljana, so they could profit off Gorenje water and that's pretty much it
Slovenia never amounted to anything, because there are no Slovenians in the world - name one
oh? Slavoj Żiżek? he's a known Lacanian wizard communist
>>58899357
Niet
>>58899374
true, slovenes are austrian
>>58895921
I'd say Poles, Slovaks and Slovenes without knowing much about this
>>58899374
t. Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
>>58899340
Jože Toporišič - Slovenska slovnica (1976)
for an authoritative Slovenian grammar written in Slovene.
For English grammars of Slovene, I found the following one on google, a Short Reference Grammar of Slovene. It's from Duke University in America, which I believe I've heard is a good school, so there you go:
http://www.seelrc.org:8080/grammar/pdf/stand_alone_slovene.pdf
>>58899548
see, you're able to come up with a stereotypical Polish name
nobody is able to come up with a stereotypical Slovenian name
>>58899340
http://morgannilsson.se/skgr.pdf
On jest po švedsku. V Wikipedii obyčejno suť dobre članki o grammatikě
I fucking hate all you slav-niggers!
(Do I fit in now guise?)
>>58899673
no, get out
>>58899666
Oj, moj blud, to byl poručnik po slovacku
http://morgannilsson.se/pdf/Kort.slovensk.grammatik.pdf
tu imaš slovenski poručnik
I am a polish-french-lithuanian-belarusian-jew.
true slav here
>>58899793
Australia is slavic official & confirmed
>>58899793
Are you that guy with belarusian mother?
>>58899818
you mean auslavia
>>58899783
Noice
>>58899573
>what is Janez Novak
>>58899673
this
conservatism at it's worst - poland
thief mentality - ukraine
careless and showing off - russia
>>58899754
>>58899666
Kek, ale ne razumem švedsku.
>>58899554
Hvala!
>>58900058
>thief mentality - ukraine
Every poor person will try to steal in order to survive, its in human nature.
>>58900169
Well put.
>>58900169
yeah,sure
>>58900068
There are several phonetic and some semantic mistakes in the grammar I posted, but that's probably impertinent to the casual student of the language.
>>58900241
>>58900308
Well I was thinking about something else, nvm then.
Ukrainian is right.
