>be American
>get LIGHTNINGD
>>58890842
Pretty shitty 2bh. You should have wrote something like "get Zeused" or "get Thored"
>>58890981
fuck you
Are Europeans even trying?
>>58890842
My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive. When I was a child, I saw my mother killed by something impossible. My father went to prison for her murder. Then an accident made me the impossible. To the outside world, I'm just an ordinary forensic scientist, but secretly with the help of my friends I use my speed to fight crime and find others like me, and one day I'll find who killed my mother and get justice for my father. I am The Flash.
why is aluminium spelt wrong?
>>58891127
>I live in a dark red area
Fug :D
>>58891197
It isn't. Here in the first world we spell it aluminum because the other way soudns dumb
>>58890842
Darwin would be proud
>>58891356
I'm sure this guy beats pan guy
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2668368/Mummified-man-manhole-likely-electrocuted.html
>>58890842
>Wearing an electrically conductive implement on your head in the hopes of avoiding lightning strikes instead of attracting them
Clapistani logic
>>58891569
He was trying to keep the hail from hitting him, not repell lighting you Finngaloid. Still pretty stupid tbeh
>>58891569
That's Texas for you
Though as my fellow Burger points out it was more to avoid the hail, which is pretty big
>You will never be retarded enough to settle on a continent with earthquakes, tornados, monsoons, niggers, aliens and volcanoes
Feels amazing man
>>58891796
Forgot hurricanes
Makes us tough
>>58891796
>tfw Arizona
>>58891997
Enjoy your Navajos and Hopis
>>58892268
You don't actually encounter them that often unless you live on a reservation.
>>58891796
pussy
>>58891796
You guys have floods.
>>58890842
Why did that Amerilard thought that was a good idea?
>>58890842
BRAVO NOLAN
>>58892412
This is what the hail looked like during that storm (this stuff is hard), he was trying to avoid having that hit his head directly.
>>58892412
>>58892577
oops forgot my pic
>>58892577
Trying to avoid tennis ball hail doesn't make running through a lightning storm with a metal pan on your head a good idea. Where was he even headed? It's not like he could've driven anywhere in that hail.
>>58891810
>Makes us tough
Damn right, Bob! Hold on, lemme turn the AC on.
>>58892697
this is at a university, maybe to another building across the way
better w/ sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fdO09pgGoY
