Dear Australians
How accurate is this cartoon's depiction of Australian behavior?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ
>>58883309
My ears
it is shockingly accurate for that particular section of the population (young unemployed drug addicts)
Your average Queensland train station desu
>>58883309
I understood about one word out of ten
pls subtitle
>>58883309
Literally 100% accurate;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NFyFgdi_Iw
stealing a lighter
how scummy can you be
>>58883309
if this was at a 'bus depot' rather than a 'train station', this would pass as an accurate depiction of my closest city, Launceston.
>>58883705
I dunno watcha tawken bout cunt
>>58883309
Are australians the niggers of the anglosphere?
>>58883766
Fuck off we're rich cunts
>>58883766
No. It just happens that most of our online comedy revolves around making fun of poor people, so that's all you see.
>>58883766
every country has people like this
>>58883739
i saw you put it in your fucking pocket motherfucker GIVE ME THE FUCKING LIGHTER
Nice Beavis and Butthead knock off
>>58883667
>those fucking accents
kek
>>58883624
-Oi Damo ya cunt give us ya loita
-Fack off man I don ave wan
-Oi what's your problem mate? You been fucked in the head or somethin?
-Nah I just don't
-You're fucked mate. Nah, you're fucked.
-Well I just don't wanna give you me loita. Cuz you always pocket me loita, always stealin me fackin loitas you
-Can you like for one second not be a fuckwit?
-Y-you, don't you fuggin
-What's goin up in there, mate? You got anything up there in yer thick fuckin skull?
-Shut up mate
-It's all those Darries you're munchin. You got nothin but fuckin ciggy butts up there now, you got a ciggy butt brain. That's what they're gonna call you mate, they're gonna call you ciggy butt brain.
-No they're not
-Oi Ciggy Butt Brain, what ya doin mate? You free mate? Can you come over for a beer mate? Can you [idk lol] Ciggy Butt Brain, that's what they're gonna call you man.
-No they're not
-Cause you're fuckin scoffin away on those ciggies all day, all day all night ciggies.
-If you want a loita why don't you just go to the servo and get one?
-Cuz you dopey cunt, I just spent all my Centrelink on Samantha's child support, didn't I?
-Well that's got nothin to do with me
-I don't believe it, un-fuckin-believable. After all the shit we've been through. So fuckin typical of you, though, eh? Fuckin stingy cunt.
I give up
>>58883309
i can only understand the word mate
I once saw this movie called Snowtown and now I consider Australians to be American rednecks with funny accents.
>>58883667
Fucking hell.
>>58883974
lol Snowtown was fucked, based on real events too I think
>>58883875
Oi fark off ya stingy cunt I don ave yer loita mite
>>58883974
You realise Snowtown is a small rural town of about 400 people, right?
Are there different accents in Australia?
What's the best accent?
>>58884099
I had no idea Snowtown existed until this movie... I'm just kidding anyway, no offense intended.
>>58884100
Chinese
>>58883624
>>58883957
I got them pretty good. Probs because I grew up in a bydlo neighbourhood, those intonations are like air to me.
>>58884152
Not him but no need to be sorry, we give shit out and we expect to get shit back, it's our nature.
>>58884100
Yeah but I doubt foreigners would be able to tell the difference.
Best is subjective.
>>58884564
>we give shit out and we expect to get shit back, it's our nature
so, is this the mysterious australian soul I(ve been hearing about ?
>>58884582
Difference between the unintelligible bogan accent and the easy to understand educated person accent?
>>58883309
topkek m8
I wonder if these guys were talking like this or not
>>58884692
There are differences in word pronunciations across the country.
However there are three real accents: Cultivated (posh), General (normal) and Broad (anyone who's not a poofter).
WTF I hate Australia now
>>58884636
Yes, it is like an initiation thing, we expect to to talk shit and get hit, it's more outgoing than being normal.
As a matter of fact, I just met two Dutch girls and they were very boring, good looking but seems to have all of the fun sucked out of them even though they were doing a 7 week trip in Australia. Lighten up euros! But then I know romance girls are different to their Germanic counterparts.
>>58884812
The Dutch are the most normal boring people on the planet desu
>>58884865
I never knew, only met some German girls before this and they were okay.
>>58884708
More likely like this guy (skip to 1:25)
https://youtu.be/9gxZP_3-yBo?t=1m25s
>>58884906
Unrelated, why are there so many Aussies in BC?
Like so many come up here and work at Whistler or in the lower mainland. Half our radio stations have Aussie hosts.
>>58883309
That isn't a cartoon. It's a documentary.
>>58884949
I think it goes both ways, I have had many Canadian ex-colleagues, it is pretty much the grass is greener syndrome, but as my Canadian friend said, culturally our two countries are very similar, just one is very hot and one is very cold, he lived in Calgary and said it is so cold he wanted to die. Hah
OI DAMO YA CUNT GIV US YA LOIDAH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vP5EIkVyxM
>>58883309
>>58885128
what is loita?
>>58885163
A sexualised pre-pubescent girl.
Aussies are real sickos.
>>58885062
OI DEMO YA CENT GIV IS YA LOIDAH
>>58885163
cigarette lighter
>>58885187
kek
>>58885203
uh..oh.. lighter yeah
>>58885163
slang term for ur mum
>>58885331
delet this
https://youtu.be/USl1W_2zwZ4
>Australians
>>58885202
More like this, it entertained me
>>58885353
no :^)
>be australian
>munch durries and pocket cunts' lighters
>>58885371
Oh Australia
https://youtu.be/xlI6Q0aXzLE
>>58883309
>ciggybutt brain
every fucking time.
>>58885409
i will piss on your grandads grave tomorrow you cunt
>>58885568
come at me fuccboi
>>58883309
absolutely accurate depiction of the truth, lived there for 6 months, aussies are subhumans- the land is cursed.
i give them 200 years before they are indinstinguishable from abos.
>>58883309
yeah
this is more accurate though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE-al0xSFJo
This sound like a redneck accent combined with a brit accent.
SOOOOOOOOOOO TYPICAL OF YOU THO AY
>>58883877
you dont understand my knock off hitler youth, this is literally what they are.
>>58885636
>>58883309
Fuck that cartoon, let's have some Australia funny jam instead
https://youtu.be/Nt0NcaxmGHo
>>58885371
This is what it feels like every time an Australian gives me a (You) .
>>58883974
Basically every second person in Adelaide (the city nearest to Snowtown) knows someone directly involved in the murders.
But tbqh, that movie does a really good job making this country look like shit. Salisbury (where Bunting lived in the movie) is a total shithole, but they went through extra steps just to make it look worse.
giviss ya skateboard ya fuckwit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y15EiwjfiHs
>>58883705
So don't come to Brazil, here you just buy your first bic, soon your bic is gone, and you somehow finish with another one. The cicle will least forever then
>>58885849
kek
>>58885839
I fukken luv weekhhends me
>>58885636
This was nice
>>58885371
how did he not punch him?
i wouldn't let anyone get in my face like that
>>58885849
Absolute subhumans.
>>58885839
that was the best part of all of them
>>58885849
Abos confirmed for honorary American niggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRSqBhgZ9X0
>>58885849
>that snake move for intimidation purposes at 39 seconds in
I just realized he says at the end 'oi damo you still coming over this arvo"
meaning are you coming tomorrow
at first I thought he said servo which is a gas station
>>58883309
Any aussies wanna record this?
>>58885636
>Bush Oyster
Like Rocky Mountain Oysters?
>>58885849
That should be thankful their darkies don't have guns.
>>58885849
Do they sell tickets to this shit?
>>58887273
They are too stupid to think of that
>>58884779
There's no posh accent you dopey cunt.
>>58883309
Try the British dubbed version m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLA012mo9no
Is this an accurate depiction of the american stoner?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKMaU7jHjYc
>>58887498
Are you legitimately retarded?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1qBR-q_2hQ
>>58885371
How did the guys sunglasses go flying into the car?
It is 100 percent accurate representation of what bogans are like.
when you are in a slum like ipswich or woodridge you will often witness this exact kind of behaviour.
>>58887990
That's just how normal people talk you stupid bogan country hick.
>>58883935
I will try and translate it to American English.
-Hey Damien you fellow, can I please use your cigarette lighter.
-Go away man, I don't have one.
-What is your problem, are you intellectually impaired or something.
- No, I just don't.
-Well buddy you are just no good.
- I just don't want to give you my lighter because you always steal it, always stealing my damn lighters
-Can you stop being stupid for a second
-Mumbles
-Shut up buddy
-It is all those cigarettes you are smoking, You now have cigarettes filters where your brain should be.
People will now refer to you as cigarette filter brain.
-No they're not.
-Hey cigarette filter brain, do you have any free time to spare, would you like to come to my house and enjoy a beer buddy. cigarette filter brain that's what they will call you man.
-No they're not.
-The reason they are going to call you that is because you are often smoking cigarettes, all throughout the day and night you are smoking cigarettes
-If you want a cigarette lighter why don't you go to the gas station and buy one?
Because, you stupid person I just spent the last of my welfare payments on Samatha's Alimony, did I not?
-Well that is of no concern to me.
- I am in awe of the situation, we have experienced so much together, so typical of you though, You have no generosity
>>58885163
Cigarette lighter
>>58885619
What part did you live in, Logan city?
>>58886006
Because he was twice his size and knew the bogan would have beat the living shit out of him.
>>58887371
To them it's nothing amusing to view.
In their minds it's just normal behavior.
>>58885371
>Cunt
>>58888953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIRbjmdwww4
>>58888193
>my objectively wrong opinion is more valid than the research of sociolinguists! X(
>>58885371
>you're trying to cause an accident cause you're an aggresi-
>FUCK OFF YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT CUNT
>>58883766
Eyyy oim fekken Bruce end oim nadda shitposta.
Oistrayan posts are the numba wone postas on foe chain, Canadians are the numba wone shitpostas not us yeh fekken pooftah
Ye dumb cawnts keep cawllin us shitpostas but we ain't no shitpostas ye fekken cawnts!!!!
>>58887990
The other guy is right you're a dumb cunt.
