>TFW found a cute gf
>TFW we're going to be moving into an apartment together by next month
>TFW going to be waking up next to a cutie everyday and enjoying her delicious cooking
>TFW rent is essentially cut in half thanks to this
Feels good man. I'm excited.
Why don't you guys have gfs yet? Do you like being lonely or something? You do know videogaymes and anime can't replace human interaction, correct?
Typical betas can't even turn away from their gay little animes for a moment
iktf. Not sure if we'll move together, but it's been discussed. The only downside is, I might want to move to another county soon (looking at you, leafville) and I don't know if she´ll be willing also.
is this just another persona of yours
>tfw already doing this
Feels good man, but apartment sex can be shitty at times.
>neighbors obviously don't appreciate being kept awake
>suggest to gf we should fug earlier
>she's only horny when it's late
GOD DAMN IT
>>58878069
That's what ballgags are for senpai
>>58877976
>is this just another persona of yours
What are you talking about?
>>58877853
Is that her? She's cute and surprisingly white. Good catch anon
>>58878287
lmoa no, that's the actress that plays Luna Lovegood
>>58877330
I doubt you will only pay rent and fuck her without sharing any housework
>>58878558
isn't she fat now
>>58878558
Yeah I was suspicious, anyways you're welcome in Canada if you're willing to fight enemies of the white race
>>58878582
>I doubt you will only pay rent and fuck her without sharing any housework
We pay for our own shit individually, she helps with chores she's good at like cooking and I also help out when I can. We share the responsibilities senpai
>>58877330
the REEEE is real
>>58878736
Autists get out
>>58877330
GET OUT NORMIE! DELET THIS YOU NORMIE!
>>58878813
you get out this website is an autist safe space
>tfw hook up with a girl
>tfw ''anon, i really can't be in a real relationship right now''
>tfw see each other once a week, hang out, kiss and i get to touch her boobs sometimes
>tfw been doing this for 6 months
>tfw 23
what the fuck am i doing
also, what the fuck is she doing. why doesn't she just dump me then for fuck sake if she doesn't want to see me most times
>>58877330
Great. When were you leaving again?
>TFW I still live with my brother and all girls will look down on me for that.
>>58878941
>>58878736
>>58879115
>>58879327
Stop feeling sorry for yourselves you fucking faggots
Stop watching CP, stop playing mindless videogames and go outside once in a while and talk to women, when did this board become/r9k/ or is it all just one big meme?
>>58879532
this is /r9k/ with flags
you are most likely looking for
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/trash/
>>>/normieville/
or >>>/reddit/
>>58879327
Well past high school and I live with my parents
I found a gf so you'll probably be just fine
>>58879783
>it is wrong to not be a pathetic loser who watches cp all day and cries about being a virgin
I guess this website really has turned to shit. Guess it's time to leave.
>>58879532
>just le be your le self :P
>>58879532
>normies browsing 4chan
Seriously normie, go away. This is the website where we laugh at people dying and masturbate to their dead bodies, it's not a secret club.
>>58880183
>Le just sit at home and wonder why no gf instead of talking to girls
>>58877330
Dating muslim girl now.
No drinking or sex. I'm struggling guys but she's so hot and cuddling is so nice
>>58880272
>everyone who doesn't have a gf sits at home all day, watches CP and hates women
I'd ask you if you know what a strawman is, but you probably skipped that class to attend a party with your bros.
>>58880347
>>58880376
How many women have you talked to in the last two months?
Inb4 I haven't talked to any besides cashiers
This is why you have no gf
>>58879532
Obvious bait
>>58880473
>Actual advice is dismissed as b8
OK keep making "TFW no gf" threads, I'm sure it'll work out for you sooner or later...
>>58877330
>literal blogposting
Further proof that normies ruined 4chan. You guys just can't get the point of this place, can you?
>>58880417
One day you will come back to her getting gang banged by xi hu and pajeet
>>58880511
And the 50th "TFW no gf" thread is any more productive?
>>58880530
>He ignores the question
You know I'm right. You haven't talked to any women recently.
>>58880530
Oh, I see, you're not even autistic, just unattractive. Pathetic.
>>58880347
The lack of drinking would bother me more than the sex.
>tfw can't attract someone without an irrational hatred for alcohol because their fathers were drunken assholes to them
Every fucking time.
>>58879900
don't come back
>>58880417
>How many women have you talked to in the last two months?
I've decided that I'll no longer talk to girls.
very international related you fucking leaf
>>58880648
And will you post "TFW no gf" still?
Because if you don't attempt you can never be successful.
If you don't show up to the audition you can never get the role, faggot
>>58880680
Depression is an international phenomenon. There, fixed it.
>>58879900
Haha yeah right, normie blogposters like you are the ones who turned 4chan into a generic normie forum like Reddit or Facebook pages.
>>58880576
Productive? No. But it amounts to more than just bragging, it often leads to hilarious discussions or at least nice pictures. Dick-measuring threads are as dull as they are pointless. Normie brains just can't process that there are places where people do anything but that all day long. Congratulations, anonymous person from Canada, you have a better life than other anonymous people on this imageboard. Nobody gives a shit.
>>58880692
fuck you
I don't think I have what it takes to live with a girl, I have a very peculiar way of living/doing things, plus keeping her entertained would be a lot of work for someone such as myself.
All things considered being single is better, would I be able to shitpost from 7pm to 4am with a girlfriend? I don't think so. I stopped jerking off 3 months ago, and I don't even feel the need to seexually aliviate myself either.
>>58880793
How is he wrong?
>>58877330
bro you going to that party saturday? there'll be weed and shit
>>58880853
R9k users don't understand
They like to blame everything except for themselves
>>58879900
>it is wrong to not be a pathetic loser who watches cp all day and cries about being a virgin
>I guess this website really has turned to shit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I guess this website really has turned to shit.
what are you, 12?
4chan was always full of non-normies go back to rebbit normie
>>58880986
Not really. Frog and cancer man posting was kept to a minimum and they stayed in their containment boards(/pol/ and /r9k/)
It's only quite recently when the losers spread to every board and drove away all the non-loser posters so it seems that there's even more NEETs than ever before
>>58881085
>>58880950
you are complete and utter normie scumbag fucking trash. go fuck your ugly chink gf and then drive to alberta and throw yourself in the flames you fucking LEAF.
>>58881156
Go cry about your suicidal depression with the rest of the losers on /r9k/.
Have you even experienced what sex feels like?
How many people not in your immediate family with you a happy birthday each year?
TOP KEK
>>58881245
Wish*
>people taking this bait seriously
Just report the thread and move on, it's just some normie/underageb& trying to get a rise.
>>58877330
Normies generalizing again
t. guy with a GF for about 4 months
>>58881379
Do you seriously think anybody itt is serious?
>>58881379
>u must be b8ing if you're not a virgin at 35 who watches cp all day like I am
Jesus
I'm surrounded by ugly alcoholics. No qt shy guys to be found. I need a foreigner bf. Save me.
>>58881432
you're out of your element, kid. watch yourself...
>>58881452
>I'm surrounded by ugly alcoholics. No qt shy guys to be found. I need a foreigner bf. Save me.
Are you a mentally ill man or a female?
>>58877330
good for you anon. I love that you made all these buttmad permavirgin NEETs mad
>>58881536
I love it too, NEETs really are a plague on humanity.
>>58881532
femanon
>>58881625
OK good
>>58879532
>>58879845
Yea, but it's weird
>>58881667
heh...
>>58881617
>normie wagecucks literally pay for NEETs to exist
how does it feel to be cucked by the alpha NEET, normie scum? enjoying that job and your gf's wasted cunt? i bet you love the taste of stale nigger cum in her pussy.
>>58881673
How so?
>>58881799
Your parents pay for you to exist, not me.
>Neets
>cucking anyone
Pic related
>>58881954
>not posting the one where they're both miserable
>>58882065
I am not miserable in the slightest.
I have a gf I love, a job I enjoy(which also earns me more than enough to live off, fun my hobbies and invest a hefty portion each month), I'm healthy, I have a wide range of hobbies.
NEETs have endless time but no money or motivation to pursue anything. I pity them really.
>>58882219
Investing in what
>>58882219
you're literally sitting at your computer right now trying to justify your miserable wagecuck existence to some NEETs on 4chan. i'd tell you to kill yourself but the gun is probably already in your mouth as we speak.
>>58882721
I'm literally at home cooking dinner and shitposting while waiting for it to cook. Stay mad neetcuck
I work on Baystreet and make more than both your parents
>>58881803
It's weird because not only do I rely on my brother for money, but he basically pays everything for me and my sister in law always banters me about it.
>>58877330
>>TFW rent is essentially cut in half thanks to this
Lol not really because you are going to have to buy her shit all the time, if anything your rent is tripled.
>>58886172
No because she has a job that makes nearly as much as mine(works in the same field) and we pay for our shit usually.
We do give each other gifts regularly and such but still it's about half and half. The only way to really have a relationship.
I can't even hit the friendzone, and you have a GF?! Damn, I need to step up my game.
I have a gf, She's getting a bit annoying though, especially politically because her tumblr (mild weeb - unfortunately I don't enjoy anime) I would redpill but this is my first gf so don't want to seem like a neo-nazi and scare her away.
>>58886260
You live in a financial district, hence the "high" wages to pay for your high rent
>Autists that still trust women
Cannot be fabricated
