>Only 2 weeks left
Are you preparing anything special for /int/'s E3?
AY KEEP CAW-AWLLING CAW-AWLLING
I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT
I'M EVEN BANTERING ABOUT IT IN THE PUB WITH M8S RIGHT NOW
>>58870562
What's the banter about? Looking forward to your 0 points again this year?
When's the final date, Sweden?
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEWFAG JANITORS TO FUCKING DELETE ALL EUROVISION THREADS BECAUSE THEY'RE STRAIGHT OUTTA /v/ AND SUCK DICKS FOR A LIVING BECAUSE BEING A JANITOR ON 4CHAN IS PRO BONO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Can't wait to bantz the french songs like all years with /int/
>>58870720
That would be-
>Zootopia threads deleted on /co/
>Prince threads deleted on /mu/
>Video game threads deleted on /v/
I would probably have an aneurysm if it happened
>>58870646
Nah we're just talking about retarded past entries. We know we won't win shit.
One of my m8s has never watched it before.
This is a joke. Like really, it doesnt matter how good song you have, neighbours always give best points to each others. Not to even mention that case Austria.
>>58870919
We all know it's a joke. That's why it's top tier memeing
>getting drunk with /int/ during Eurovision
Literally the highlight of my year desu
FYI
American fags can watch it this year, Viacom bought rights. They are mostly targeting the fags.
Fun times ahead guys.
>only 10 days left
>>58870919
That's preciselly why we comment it, it's just memes all around.
>libtardvision
no thanks
>>58870919
That's the point bro. Eurovision becomes so much more enjoyable one you realize it's political as fuck and 100% passive aggressiveness.
>>58871055
this right here 100% right here mm hmm
>>58870919
I thought Finns being autistic was just a meme.
The rigged jury system absolutely destroyed this homolust fueled competition.
No extraordinary or absurd contestants will reach even the final round but will be kicked out during the preliminaries.
>No more Lordi
>No more 90+ year old babushkas baking cookies
>12 points given by popular vote will be negated by a jury of "experts" wanting more of "muh James Bond ballads"
Plus releasing every song weeks before the contest leaves no room for surprises.
>>58870919
Yes, exactly. That's why it's so much fun with /int/.
>Polish commentator always tries to guess who will get the free friendship points when a country's vote results are about to come up
>He's right 90% of the time
I just love how even the media broadcasting it can't be arsed to pretend it's a serious vote for the legit best song.
>>58871469
>If they didn't win it didn't happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy1B3agGNxw
we're sending this handsome lad boys see you in amsterdam next year
>>58871789
You're sending nobody?
>>58871857
even if we do we get more points then you
australia actually has a good song this year, will be fun
sweden has a mid tier song so we wont win but hopefully top 10
>>58871927
Not with Nexit you're not.
I really hope we get 0 points this year
Is Finland sending their retards again?
>>58872099
Why?
Ok poles, who are we sending this year to get completely destroyed by western faggots?
Are we even sending anyone?
>>58871702
this sure bring me back damn
Battle of Nations is superior international event Yes, it's a little bit fedora (not really), but still much better than Eurovision.
>>58872304
we have become full cucks and will sing enterily in english for the first time
>>58870646
Thankfully the UK actually has a relevant real-world music industry and takes Eurovision like the joke it is.
>tfw turkey won't ever join again and i can't enjoy the bantz
>>58872579
You may have a chance at winning.
>>58872878
that would be embarrasing though
>>58872979
Eurovision is already embarrassing enough, but at least you would be winners.
>>58872815
Not the same without you tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axJt-Rw2Urg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdw27j_usP0
>>58872878
>hebrew that high
>>58873035
singing in a foreign language is bad, winning with that song is absolutely disgusting
This year we have qt
>>58873206
>implying
>mfw I remember our scatman one
I nearly shat myself from laughing so hard at the thread when we started singing.
One of them will win:
Russia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7hRZS-nLhY
Poland https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjup9PJ25LM
France https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQysGibXphE
Sweden may wiin too, but it is not fair to win every year
>>58873317
>implying that a qt will win this show
>implying that it wont be won by the biggest trap-faggot-feminist-dindu-idonteven thing in europe
>>58868527
Inb4 a muslim terrorist comes and fucks up everything
>tfw we sent a shitty boyband again this year
To be honest we're well overdue a win.
>watching YES - the competition
>>58873558
Are they any good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTFec_mrD-c
>>58873494
waiting for this desu
our song is the best to be quite honest
>>58873640
Wait, what?
Britain used to win at Eurovision?
>>58873558
We sent a shitty boy-duo. The sound like they're going for the One Direction crowd.
What does Australia forget in our contest?
>>58873765
Why can't we have a worldwide edition?
>EUROvision
>Australia is allowed to participate
Why?
>>58873156
feels bad man
>>58873870
morocco was allowed to participate in 1980
>>58873870
it's for the banter
>>58873865
It seems like it's becoming that anyway.
>>58873865
It'll be broadcast in America for the first time ever this year. So I heard.
I just hope it isn't all same sounding pop songs again.
Man, last years was pretty awful.
2003 best year of my life, suck it belgium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axJt-Rw2Urg
>>58868527
Music is so shit on eurovision tbg. I only watch it for voting that is /int on TV.
>>58874019
>>58874029
Why call it EUROvision then? Lets name it fucking Worldvision since we allow Australia, Israel and Morroco.
>>58874117
It will be
>>58873765
Because you could only sing in the official language of your country back then so they had an advantage.
>>58873865
Dunno. Can americans handle losing to monaco?
I also love how britbongs always lose because they have neighbours that would vote for them.
>>58874117
It's every year the same. Tasteless pop songs.
>>58874162
Pretty sure that was a rule that was only enacted for a few years?
>>58874167
all memes aside, we might actually invade monaco if we lose to them
probably best if we don't participate
>>58874148
just invitations, just like copa america always invite a pair of non concacaf teams
>>58874199
>>58874152
Well that's disappointing.
>>58874019
That isn't an answer to the question, dummy.
>>58874199
>tfw not a single neighbour likes us
At least we have our undercover agents planted all over western Europe
>>58874199
Malta and San Marino only true allies
>>58874396
>not a single neighbour likes us
S-slovakia maybe?
I wonder why nobody likes us.
>>58874212
From what I could gather from wikipedia the rule was there in 1966-73 and again in 1977-99.
So that is 4 out of the 5 times UK won. I'm not saying that's the only reason they won though because I can't remember a single one of those songs.
>>58874620
The UK's entry's are usually pretty mediocre desu
>>58875008
actually is only the northerens who somehow care about this memefest
>>58875008
We don't give a shit really
>>58875008
Most entries are mediocre. I don't know anyone who watch it because they love the music.
>>58875209
This
It's entirely for the banter
>>58875209
I quite liked Italy's song last year but I mostly watch it for /int/ shitposts desu
>>58873494
Now that would make this fagfest interesting
>>58868527
when we will have something like this again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU
>>58874131
fuck I remember this, we should have won, still can't believe other countries voted for t*rks
>>58868527
I hope it bombs. Don't leave me hanging, Sweden.
>>58868527
Looking forward to it Sweden. Especially since the last guys cheated like fuck to win.
Best time of the year for /int/
>>58877283
>>58880659
Even the Swedes won't put on a show like you did lad. It was exceptional.
>>58875008
>The UK's entry's are usually pretty mediocre desu
The tradition is to do something decent yet not good enough to win.
No one wants to host it the next year.
