This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
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first for /balt/ and /ausnz/
tfw no japanese bf
>>58867581
what does ausnz mean?
Doumo arigatou, me old mucker.
5th for butt shaves
>>58867640
Austrian nazis
>>58867640
It means big Australia and little Australia.
What did they mean by this?
>>58867735
"WTF too long neck!"
not so 乙
>>58867735
It'd seem more realistic if he had blue eyes.
>>58867735
They must be wondering if that gaijin has blonde public hairs or not.
cute human butts are the greatest
I SAID, FUCKING WALK ON, JAPS!!!
>>58867855
What about cats?
>>58867845
I do
>>58867735
"Hey look..his 7:3 side parting hair.."
"what a cool hairstyle! similar to my dad!"
>>58867845
Isn't it pubic not public?
>>58867890
I SAID, FUCKING LEADING ROLE, BRITS!!!
>>58867982
"Your dad is a homosexual?"
Okay, I need to go to Narita airport to install a hentai gaijin detector in order to prevent entering filthy gaijin to Japan whose trip purpose are only having a sex with girls.
>>58867890
>>58867993
Thanks. I remembered wrong way!
why are Japanese English so understandable for Japanese?
>>58868066
Only shit women would have sex with gaijin anyway. The decent Japanese women are unobtainable for us.
>>58868027
GET OUT
>>58868142
FOOTBALL AND STUFF YEAH!!!
>>58867898
I could live without them
>>58868087
wtf??
A favorite hobby of yours?
>>58868180
Sorry
Have some based Ninja Pamyu
>>58867561
Let me tell you about Japs dont trust Japs. They will definitely betray you.
All Japs have a double face to cheat on others, and are mean and always up to someone/something.
>>58868132
I think something in Japanese first then convert it to English in my brain before posting here. Most of Japanese poster do this I guess. English posts written by Japanese have a kind og Japanese grammar way, so it makes you read easier.
>>58868040
"Of course. It is an ancestral trait of my family."
>>58868264
I like her pyjamas.
>>58867855
butt holes are uncensored these days.
>>58868284
Actually, I think you will find that the Japanese are generally a xenophilic and friendly people, although their warm and convivial disposition towards foreigners is lightly sprinkled with understandable caution.
>>58868134
>Only shit women
You meant gaijin hunters?
There are many Japanese living in London. Have you ever been interested in dating them in real life?
>>58868142
What do you think about David Beckham?
I regard him as the most handsome person in the world 2bh lad
And yeah, I know you have a similar cool face because you are a British
>>58868472
I don't really know anything about David Beckham, other than the fact that he looks a lot like Olgierd von Everec.
He's generally well-liked by the public though.
![A Fox in Space - S01E01 - Don't Call Me Star Fox [1080p].mp4_snapshot_04.06_[2016.05.04_14.54.52].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ty6HyMV.jpg "A Fox in Space - S01E01 - Don't Call Me Star Fox [1080p].mp4_snapshot_04.06_[2016.05.04_14.54.52].jpg")
even with 2 hours of studying everyday, realistically is it going to be years before my japanese reaches an acceptable level to read light novels and japanese literature?
>>58868472
I was actually a fan when I was younger. If most English players approached the game like he did and not be complete twats then we would have a good group of players available to play for England ... His wife is a cunt though
>>58868324
I know the specialists of English who are not native English speakers never convert in brain before speak/write English, so the people who write understandable English for Japanese are not good at English..?
>>58868400
no
it must be a real japanese living the japanese life in japan
>>58868679
>twats
I got the good word now
may I use this from now?
>>58868400
If a woman was valuable among her male peers, she wouldn't need to date outside her own, familiar culture (unless she's in a foreign country).
Girls dating foreigners, in their own country, have not managed to attain suitors from their own culture whom they deem of equal social standing, so they have the choice to either date a lower-status male of their own culture, or an equal (or higher) status one from an alien culture.
It goes against their biological make-up to get together with a male of lower social status, so if they cannot find an equal partner within their own group, they will look to another group rather than lower themselves.
>>58868696
The more bilingual you are, the more the language starts feeling like a native language.
It got to the point where I think in English instead of my native language.
>>58868696
> the people who write understandable English for Japanese are not good at English..?
This is true. None of the British and Seppo posters here can speak proper English
>>58868825
only if you want to sound like james bond
goal Manchester
>>58868825
Yes. Enjoy.
>>58868838
What I'm saying is, generally, if a Japanese girl hooks up with a gaijin, it's because no Japanese male of equal social status wanted her.
>>58868897
cheeky
>>58868838
Maybe she just prefers foreign men.
Japs are racist by nature. Also Japs are consistently liars.
this is my friend
would he be considered handsome in Japan?
>>58868676
pretty much yeah
TWATS! 2bh lad
>>58868676
>even with 2 hours of studying
You make it sound like it's a lot
>>58869131
who knew that such a handsome man could create this place
>>58869131
So you are friend with moot now?
>>58869180
Cracking post
>>58869083
>Also Japs are consistently liars.
That's a lie.
WAIT A MINUTE
>>58869131
Dem noodle arms
>>58869082
It doesn't matter anyway, so long as you love each other, anon.
>>58868661
>>58868679
why are brits so cool and handsome?
I wanna lick your face
>>58869378
>why are brits so cool and handsome?
Tiny island. Inbreeding ... and so on
>>58868838
Some girls have more interests on dating foreign males than dating her own country's males.
But I agree your opinion. If you are an asian british, there would be no reason for Japanese girls to choose you.
>>58869378
>why are brits so cool and handsome?
We live on a small island with lots of inbreeding, so most people have the "handsome gene"
>>58868843
Are you from Quebec ?
>>58868844
Indeed, I cant get mostly what they are talking about when I read /brit/
>>58869500
>If you are an asian british, there would be no reason for Japanese girls to choose you.
>>58869550
>Are you from Quebec ?
I am.
>>58868696
Umm, I don't think he is not good at English when he can write understandable English for Japanese, because it means he can write something in easy English that is understandable for people who can't into English well.
>>58869488
>>58869546
>tiny island
>inbreeding
why Japan why
>>58867561
Why are Japs so universally hated?
>>58869639
>be Japan
>tiny island
>inbreeding
>ALL ROOK SAME
>>58869703
Because of things that happened during WW2
>>58869703
>>58869566
Are you an Asian Canadian? How does your life go?
>>58869588
Salut mon choux à la crème
>>58869500
This is the great thing about being a guy, most of us don't give a fuck about marrying up or down (in status), all that matters is the girl is attractive, not retarded, and has a nice personality.
My girlfriend's parents are dirt poor Thai farmers, and I'm middle-class Western European. There are lots of similar couples out there, yet if the genders were reversed you'd find very few, if any, matching those attributes.
>>58869806
Yes.
It's going.
>>58869588
Did you have trouble when you study English?
And have you ever bullied because of not being a native English speaker?
>>58869588
>>58869819
Fuck off, frogs.
>>58869885
pinoy
>>58869934
Yes, but not """"the"""" pinoy.
>>58869819
Comment ça va?
J'haïs le fait qu'on peux pas écrire de la même manière qu'on parle.
>>58869891
>Did you have trouble when you study English?
Being surrounded by English media actually makes it really easy. There are some similarities between French and English despite the fact that they don't share the same lineage. I also realized at a young age that I'd need it a lot in the real world.
>And have you ever bullied because of not being a native English speaker?
Only on the Internet.
Why can't liberals just let Japan stay pure?
>>58869965
I think he died
you are the new no. 1 pinoy
>>58870049
Because they're interfering cunts who want to make everyone else's lives as shitty and miserable as their own.
>>58869988
Do you have a cute French Canadian accent?
>>58869988
>Only on the Internet.
Where site?
I will beat them. Tell me their names
>>58869827
>My girlfriend's parents are dirt poor Thai farmers
Oh... how does your gf live her life in UK when her parent can't offer enough money for her?
There are cute girls in Asian countries, and I want to a gf from these countries but I'm afraid of a possibility that she might require me to send some money to her family...
>>58870140
Some people think I'm American when I speak, but I think my accent's slowly coming back as I get older.
>>58870152
Every site. Everyone hates us.
>>58870090
>you are the new no. 1 pinoy
for some reason that feels better than being asked if i'm the pinoy
>notes are a fucking mess
>it's a pain in the ass to refer to them because everything is so unorganized
>it would take a couple of hours to redo them all
>too lazy to
殺してください
Liberals are basically crabs in a bucket.
>>58869988
フランス語と英語はよくほとんど同じ単語があるだから, 母国語話者として勉強するのは間単はずだろう
>>58870222
I always thought you guys had much stronger accents, kinda like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31lGKRMtEPA
>>58870248
just do it faggot
>>58870381
Is this video serious?
It sounds like a joke to me. I've never met any other French-Canadian who sounded like that.
>>58870248
post your notes, because I'm interested to see how mess your notes are.
The thing is, Japs are the greediest and most arrogant race on the earch. You can say Jews are nothing compared to Japs.
>>58870381
her accent is more understandable than natives for me
I can get each words
>>58870222
I think French Canadians are the lowest form of Humanity but you seem like a cool enough guy.
I take a shit every morning.
How about you? How long does it take? How many times do you wipe your ass?
All your information will be used for my personal research.
>>58870220
She lives in Thailand still. I work here 6 months, then live there for 6 months.
No matter what, unless she's of a middle-class background, her family will expect her to send them money, and she will comply too. That's how it goes over there. Regardless of whether or not she lives with them, or even lives on the other side of the world, she will give them something on a regular basis, if she's working class.
>>58870461
I've never been to French Canada (or normal Canada for that matter), but I was under the impression you had strong, distinctive accents.
>>58870604
To me that video reminds me of my friend who used to fuck around at school and intentionally spoke terribly in English.
I don't even think you can call that an accent, it's more like a woman speaking English words in French, if that makes sense.
>>58870595
>I work here 6 months, then live there for 6 months.
Get out billionaire
What do you do for work?
>>58870578
>How about you?
I poopoo whenever I like
>How long does it take?
approximately 5~6 minutes because I read a book while I'm in my bathroom
>How many times do you wipe your ass?
three times
>le fil japonais
>personne parle pas japonais
d'accord
>>58870773
Haha, not even close, you can live quite comfortably out there on £8-900 a month.
>>58870578
>How about you?
Yes, but only if I have caffeine.
>How long does it take?
Caffeine is like a laxative for some people (including me) so it doesn't really last long since I basically have diarrhea.
Maybe 1 minute.
>How many times do you wipe your ass?
2-3 times depending on how messy it was.
>>58870840
>personne ne parle japonais
You need to take out the "pas" and add a "ne".
Okay so post your English to vocaroo
I'll judge which is the best of pronunciation
>>58870960
>2-3 times
what the fuck
>>58870973
merde
>>58871060
That shit gets messy. Also I don't like to have shitstains on my underwear.
>>58871004
I'm too shy to post mine desu
>>58871101
That sounds like a really low amount of wiping to me.
>>58870787
>>58870960
Thanks mates.
Anyone else?
Why are Japs so smelly?
>>58871125
Post your Japanese instead, I will judge it and give you a score out of 10.
>>58871125
>>58871004
please let me hear your cute voices.
maybe you can say something in japanese and english?
>>58870960
>2-3 times depending on how messy it was.
お前は糞で臭いだろう
>>58870578
I also shit every morning.
I usually do kanji rep on the bog, readings meaning, stroke order of 20 kanji, maybe 3 minutes
Until the paper comes back clean, usually 3rd sheet is clean, but sometimes it might take up to 6th.
>>58871220
Give me English sentences as an example
>>58871141
Oh.
Yeah I get surprised too actually. Quite a few times after the first wipe there's literally nothing but clear liquid, but I always do a second wipe just in case. It's almost always a really quick, lowkey diarrhea.
>>58871060
>>58871241
Okay, you wipe your ass until your ass gets bleeding? I agree with him. Three times are enough.
why do Japs stink?
>>58871241
My morning caffeine shits are less intense than my evening logs tbqh
>>58871319
>but clear liquid
What is it supposed to be? Ass water?
>>58870960
That sounds like you are sensitive to caffeine. If you often have headaches you definitely are.
>>58871319
I guess coffee helps, I don't really poo too often so I have to wipe a lot, my last poo before today's was on Saturday.
>>58871315
Fly me to the moon, and let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars
>>58871319
>Quite a few times after the first wipe there's literally nothing but clear liquid
>>58870973
You don't need the pas here
>>58871308
Thanks, まゆゆ.
I gonna ask the same question later.
![Bidee_shower[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rMj5J38.jpg "Bidee_shower[1].jpg")
>using toilet paper
ewwwww just use a shower
>>58871588
r8 my English
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nI1sR5MUte
>>58871727
That's what I said, numbnuts.
>>58871760
Bum guns are one of the main things I miss about Thailand. They should be mandatory everywhere.
>>58867561
Why would Japs be obsessed with Korea? Is it because Japs love and worship Korea, Koreans, and Korean culture as the original form of Jap culture?
Could I have an explanation? Anyone(but Japs. Because Japs always try to make it up and exaggerate it)?
>>58871818
it's cute, but work on your pronounciation
>>58871818
少年まんこをファックさせてください
>>58871495
maybe
>>58871501
I don't have headaches, just an urge to take a shit after 30 minutes or so of taking a 200mg caffeine pill. Same happens when I drink coffee. I only take it every other day, but I can actually go through days without caffeine.
>>58871540
Same here, I usually have a regular poop every two days or so.
>>58871918
I had no idea they were.
>>58871760
How do you use that? Inserting the shower head into your ass?
>>58871921
>>58871959
I wanna listen to your pronunciations
>>58871818
Honto sugeh.
But kind of a strong accent, 6/10.
>>58871737
Anything for science.
>>58872019
You just spray it, and maybe spread your cheeks a bit to get the jet inside a little.
>>58871818
きれいな声ですね!
i like your signing, but your pronunciation needs some work. come practice with me.
>>58872146
make a video pls
>>58872160
oops, i meant singing not signing.
>>58872189
I don't have one in my house, unfortunately. I've never seen one in this country. We're filthy cunts here.
>>58872146
is it a good idea to let the spray water get into my ass so that the water cleans up my bowel?
>>58872236
one more question I have.
How do you deal with these two tap sinks?
>>58872077
>>58872160
2bh I have never practiced English pronunciation because I only enjoy shitposting on 4chan
I wanna listen to your authentic English, hehe
>>58872343
i'll speak for you but i don't want to post it on 4chan.
lol i know what you mean, i shitpost on 2ch more than i speak japanese in real life.
>>58872236
Japanese toilets have ones that are built into the toilet itself, you just press a button and it extends out and shoots you.
>>58872238
I'm not really qualified to answer that question, but I hear colonic irrigation can be beneficial to one's health.
>>58872335
lol. I've not actually seen a sink like that since I was quite young.
>>58872076
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z2U1YbFxsW
Here you go.
I couldn't speak too loudly because I didn't want people to hear me. If I speak louder I can probably eliminate my accent completely. I also spoke too closely to the microphone so you'll some popping, so turn down your volume.
>>58872448
Yeah, I've seen videos of them. Can't wait to get my arse on one of those babies.
>>58872432
>i shitpost on 2ch
do they ever find out you're a filthy gaijin
>>58872502
You can buy them here on Amazon but I'm not sure if I trust them.
>>58872454
>lol. I've not actually seen a sink like that since I was quite young.
Really? You some sort of posh nob m8
>>58872501
/g/entooman detected
>>58872335
I haven't used the hot tap in about 10 years desu, I just use the cold.
feels good man
who /bi-curious/ here?
>>58872576
I like Theo de Raadt better, but I couldn't think of anything else to read.
>>58872542
They probably have dangerous ones made in China or something.
>>58872548
Actually we have one at work, I forgot.
>>58872501
best copypasta. i like you, leaf friend. rms is my homie.
>>58872518
sometimes i slip up and they call out my mistakes but they don't seem to mind me
>>58872501
I couldn't catch what you said because you spoke to fast lol
plz write what you said mate
>>58872646
I'm just afraid it'll go full blast and spray poo water everywhere.
>>58872712
>I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Also I just realized I made a typo in my post. I meant to say that "you'll hear some popping".
goal Manchester
>>58872796
nobody cares
>>58872796
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
>>58872448
I tried that thing once but since I was very little and thus my ass was really small I got the water splashed all over my ass, my back and my thighs and all. Got traumatized and learned to never use it again.
>>58872796
Which sport?
>>58872839
Shut the fuck up
>>58872840
>since I was very little and thus my ass was really small
>whyboner.jpg
>>58872830
Off yourself
>>58872872
Football
>>58872732
Just think, there are likely unfortunate Japanese people out there who have no doubt suffered such a tragic fate.
>bayern
>>58872875
sorry
>>58872904
>Football
SOCCER
repeat after me
SOCCER
>>58873013
Association Football.
>>58873013
>SOCCER
>>58872984
>Peru
>>58873013
>>58873106
please don't fight ;_;
Baseball
>>58873157
My friend, say "SOCCER" to them
>>58873222
That's a word that fat people use, you're not fat so you shouldn't use it.
Do you guys have any actual Japanese friends in real life?
Do you prefer it when your girlfriend wears tights or knee-length socks?
>>58873305
You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXceIEb1S00
>>58873305
>friends
good one
>>58873334
trap desu
>>58872776
are you a Canadian Chinese?
I don't get why you were bullied because of your English pronunciation on internet
>>58873305
Not anymore. I used to know two and one hafu though.
>>58873394
I ain't Chinese.
>>58873305
I dont because there are no japanese people in finland
We must discuss "what is friend?" now
Be a baseball player
You can get much money even if you play like this
>>58873435
you are Filipinese
>>58873305
I used to talk to this Japanese-american guy who was adopted by white parents when he was 4 or so
too bad it turned out that he was on drugs and that was the only reason he talked to me
「処女喪失セックス」って何これ?
>>58873305
I used to work with a Japanese lady, but I wouldn't say that she was my friend.
>>58873493
何これもヘチマもあるかよ!
>>58873516
What did she do to you? Many mean things?
>>58873435
I'm sorry I mixed the other Canadian up with you
>>58873571
Nothing, actually she really nice. I just never saw her outside of work and I didn't know her on well on a personal level.
All 3 best teachers I had at university were all Japanese.
>>58873530
>何これヘチマもあるかよ!
なんかこの漫画が頭に浮かんだ
>>58873644
>The 3 best
>>58873590
>other Canadian
I think the other canadian you're talking about is the french one
>>58873305
my good friend and i are both hafu.
>>58873665
>>58873704
Are you the one whose mom is Japanese?
I wish Japanese posters and hafus would post pics of their mums.
>>58873644
Good to hear.
発音の練習ってやっぱり自分の声を録音しないといけないの?
自分のキモい声を何度も聞かなきゃいけないなんて拷問だよ
>>58873305
I had one japanese friend in elementary school but I don't know what happened to him.
In highschool I was friends with a hafu girl who was pretty kawaii. I think that's it.
There really aren't a lot of japanese people in Canada.
>>58873644
the worst president of Peru was japanese
>>58867735
korean scum
>>58873908
Now, people is supporting his daughter, Keiko, and she gonna be the next president of Peru, right?
>>58873908
You must be lower class scum to say something like that.
>>58873305
I haven't seen a japanese person in years here.
>>58873944
princess kekkaroo
>>58873780
嫌いなの?
>>58870461
>>58870604
Anglophone Montrealer here,
This is fucking spot-on.
Where the fuck you living anon? Gatineau?
>>58873877
There are over 50,000 people living (not visiting) in Canada. Not small number this is.
I'm not willing to disclose that information.
Watch her other videos though.
>>58874159
meant for >>58874083
>>58873877
>>58874104
confirmed rural-fag
>>58874104
アメリカの約40万人ってすごいなあ。
俺が住んでる市の2倍くらいあるよ、人口。
>>58874104
Compared to immigrants from other countries, there are very few Japanese immigrants
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Canada#Canadian_immigrant_population_by_country_of_birth_.282005.29
>>58874252
i'm actually a suburban torontofag, the most CULTURALLY ENRICHED area in Canada (except maybe hongcouver)
I have a friend coming to Japan in a few weeks. What is a must do?
>>58874479
tell him how Japan is now poisoned with radioactive substances so that you can go to Japan instead of him.
the thread is dying. I can feel it
stop!
>>58874479
let him take his shoes off in your house
since I dont care about my life at anymore, I wanna try selling my soul to the devil
what could possible go wrong ?
the thing is what should I ask in return
>>58874861
wrong webm
>>58874865
>>58874899
stop. you're only making her more attractive to me
What do you think about this?
I think blue eye"d" white dragon is better
>>58874956
sorry I don't speak tagalog
>>58875012
PUTANG INA MO
>>58874888
ビグヂク
>>58874992
it's a name, so it's okay I think. most people refer to that card as "blue eyes"
if you were describing a dragon with blue eyes then you'd say blue-eyed
