/asean/ soar high edition
First for /balt/
PERTAMAX GANGBANG
Hello
Inshallah in 5 days
>>58852868
Hi
China is our ally
America the real enemy
>>58852844
all Lithuania girl qt as beauty pageant?
I just want a sensitive, caring, modest and intelligent girlfriend who's unique and beautiful in her own way, but she has to be skinny with a good sense of humour
is that so much to ask /asean/?
why are so many good looking girls boring vain who rely on their looks to get by in life and never have anything interesting to say
West Philippine Sea
>>58852906
Mabuhay ang NPA!
>>58852972
i just want someone to care for me, female preferably.
>>58852953
Japan is a great country for great people
>>58853109
PLEASE SAY MORE‼
>>58851263
those Christian settlements really btfo the bastards,they're on their last region :^)
>>58853172
i love Japan, period
>>58853172
Raise birthrates Japan
>>58853172
Japan is a great country Japan free asia I love Japan.
Japan is loved by everyone I love Japan
>>58853058
>arabic scribble
>NPA
>>58853215
so, the green area is called as Sulu?
>>58853172
Japanese economic miracle is still working
>>58853064
>looks is all they rely on to attract people
that's not the kind of girl I'm looking for desu, I'd rather date a less attractive girl who's intelligent and great sense of humour who can have decent discussions with me. Although I also find I'm attracted to younger innocent and ignorant girls where they are oblivious to life, I think that's more lust than love though cause I enjoy having all the power over them
>>58853079
I live alone in my house, the only time I've felt lonely is when I'm sick and there's nobody to care for me. I wish I had a loving girlfriend to care for me at that time desu
>>58853224
>>58853225
>>58853226
<3<3<3
>>58853172
Nanking was Japan's finest hour
>>58853270
Nope Sulu is one of those tiny Islands
the most eastern green part and the little islands is called ARMM. While the peninsula that looks like a weird elephant trunk to the north is called Zamboanga.
The only muslim majority region now is ARMM.
>>58853312
post Japan local photo if impossible and
how is the gaijin immigration going? is it trying to more open in giving citizenship?
This is my cousin
>>58853172
I love Japan!
>>58853411
dick pls
>>58853312
Japanese men have huge cocks <3
>>58853411
pls be in Maynila
>>58853428
jej
It starts with one thing, I don't know why.
Dabido-kun has returned?
Rain feels so great right now
>>58853215
Zamboanga Peninsula aside from Zamboanga del sur is still majority Christian.
>>58853411
She's still in school?
:)
>>58853172
Nippon aishiteru
>>58853411
Inb4 partyvan.
>>58853562
delet this
>>58853396
I live in Nagoya and so many Chinese and korean here.
And few whites and blacks?
I don't know about citizenship, sorry.
>>58853411
>posting jailbait
>>58853597
post 2chan or 2ch sceencap
>be me, a white Australia
>be truly redpilled and realise the only way forward is to embrace immigration and multiculturalism
>reveal me red pill to my parents, tell them I will die for diversity
>parents are typical racist whites
>tell me they are ashamed of me and I have disgraced them
>say again that promoting diversity is my number 1 cause
>mother starts crying and dad threatens to beat me up
Why are we so backward?
>>58853104
kek this tops the bomoh and wrath of the conservative mountain shit
>>58853275
>>58853421
>>58853442
>>58853565
I love you guys <3
>>58853597
>so many Chinese
I know that feel, /asean/ is full of mainland gooks too.
>>58853597
>Nagoya
hi
>>58853698
do you know anything about tourist-working in Australia, i am tempted.
>>58853698
>typical racist whites
delet this
>>58853682
Okay senpai
>>58853597
Is May'n famous there? Because she is from Nagoya.
>>58853698
Blame Tone.
>>58853744
Lol
>>58853701
In 2012, a TV station in China's Xian city apologised after running a false report that a local farmer had discovered a giant piece of precious lingzhi mushroom.
this moar funny
>>58853698
>repilled
Does that mean you feel sorry on national sorry day?
>tfw dream is to move to japan to avoid commies and have a deskjob to fulfill my autistic needs
Mar Roxas will win this election. Screencap this
>LP are starting to pull the strings
>mar suddenly on 2nd spot
>robredo on top spot
>ABS CBN still shilling on LP candidates
>dudut and trillianes slutty feud
>dank matuWEED
>>58853698
are you trying to fuck a negro?
>>58853777
post...post.....post
convenience store with lots of ready food
i love those
5 more days before we bisayas and mindanaoans finally reclaim this country
NCRfags better prepare your anuses
>>58853813
The Nagoya science museum was fun when I visited it, the planetarium show was very beautiful.
>>58853805
Of course‼‼
I love her songs, especially macross staffs
>>58853895
when and how u go?
nayamashi desu~~
>>58853846
Slow and Steady wins the race
>>58853846
Will you create more of this and screen shot this yourself for a shitty banter tirade? When dutdut wins
How's everyone here?
>>58853922
2014, backpacking from Shin-Osaka to Tokyo.
>>58853959
thigh as thick as waist and body
>i miss bubble flip guy
>>58853756
you can take up a working holiday visa for one year. It's popular with Euros and Japs.
Unless you mean the tourism industry itself?
>>58853846
I'l most likely vote for Mar but even I think his chances of winning are slim, and even I think his supporters are getting delusional.
>>58853895
I like it too.
And you should go to nagoya castle.
>>58853996
found you
wash your ass in /a/
>>58853985
Well, she's a basketball player. Here's a better picture.
>>58853996
Soros is an Aquino ally, they might still pull it off
>>58853996
are they as bad as Bernie supporters still not paying rent in order to donate hundreds to his campaign each week?
>>58853828
A good dream, but stupid at the very least.
My friends from Cebu told me that they plan to turn a part of SPR in Cebu into mini Akihabara. It has been a dream for many otakus there to create their own anime district so that they don't have to spend airplane ticket and go to Akihabara. Cebu has to become a federal state first if this would be realized.
>>58854020
I did
>>58853987
how can i find the job description?
ever heard of any jobs that can actually learn some skills instead doing hard labor like picking fruit and wash dishes?
eheheh
>>58854142
how much did it cost you?
how long is the trip?
how good is your Japanese and is it important?
>Do you have that in blog?
anyone ever tried to do drum solos with fire sticks?
I bet that, worst case scenario, you would accidentally burn your house down if you do it indoors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1Vtis8E6QY
>>58853933
why so salty?
>>58854161
depends on who will hire you. I mean, heaps of Malaysian immigrate here each year and get full residency visas doing all manner of jobs from accountants and other professionals, to low-tier hospitality work or working on construction sites (which pays quite well here).
Fruit picking is more for back-packers just passing through. If you wanted to live here a better option would be trying to find work in one of the cities. Do you know anyone in Australia, like family?
>>58854105
That's NPA territory I will not go there for that ;^}
>>58854105
Feels good that Philippines might end up the most weaboo country in the world and sex tourism will thrive with all the cosplay sex
>>58854161
I looked up into this before and if you're from Malaysia, you need to have IELTS and had at least 2 years of college. I don't know if I am eligible for this as I dropped out of college in my last year. How to even prove that you have at least 2 years of college if you don't have the certificate.
>>58854202
5000 Malaysian shekels for 9 days (including transport, hotels/hostels/inns, food and shopping). Keep in mind that this was 2014 (in terms of price) and me and my friends could speak fluent Japanese and didn't get scammed.
>>58854302
actually, yes. So, save alot in eating and accommodation? heard that food is expensive like 5 times the price for the same asian dish get in local
>>58854329
da fuq with IELTS, only got MUET and the fucked TECS
>>58854311
I blame the ease-of-accessibility of internet and lack of parental guidance. Flip TV influence and too much freedom also played a huge part on that. It's not a huge problem though because flipland isn't a 1st world country and most flips don't really give a shit about law unless if you raped, murdered, and did drugs.
>>58854427
MUET isn't recognized internationally I'm afraid. The fee for taking IELTS here is about RM750
>>58854105
the american dream is dead, might as well apply it to japan is what I was thinking.
>>58854020
I've been there already.
>>58854097
No, they're not that bad, at least not yet. Their delusion about the "silent majority" (whatever that means" comes close, though.
>>58854311
We're already one of the world's most weaboo countries. Look up any anime on Google Trends and most likely the Philippines is either #1 or near the top.
>>58854449
the dream end so soon.
>>58854352
applied too
>>58854462
>Look up any anime on Google Trends and most likely the Philippines is either #1 or near the top.
>us flips are the most p-powerful race on earth
>I want to cancel my gym membership
>I tell them that I'm moving away (lie)
>they want me to post proof of my new address
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>58854462
why you go tripfag and got ridiculed all time in /a/ ?
>>58854352
meant to ask, ever been near to red light district?
>>58854553
>just say you living with relatives
>post relatives address
>>58854553
lie again
>ew you're so kadiri
>>58854427
food is expensive because wages are high
A cheap meal is like $10 AUD. For example, a serve of chicken rice might be $11
>>58854672
>>58854695
they said they want my new address because if it's farther than 15 miles they'll cut off payment right away, if it's not then I have to give them a 30 day notice, in which I'll have to pay them again (I pay monthly). Sneaky little bastards.
>>58854829
why not just lift?
>>58854755
nvm , i cant get pass that IELTS.
but seriously, i dreams to immigrate to social benefit country and live as NEET while living off on govn. aid
>>58854829
do you guys have contracts for this or not?
Duterte-Marcos 2016
>>58854876
stay in room posting in 4chin while eating junk foods > lifting
>>58854916
everything is contract, I know that they would do try to jew the shit out of me, but Brunei qt insisted that I join her to the gym ;__; Also, I hate lying
>>58855004
u the handsome sailor?
>>58854889
just practice my friend :^)
I'm sure you can. There are heaps of Japs who can barely speak English here on working holiday visas
>>58854889
>i dreams to immigrate to social benefit country and live as NEET while living off on govn. aid
This is why normal people can't get visa easily
>>58854889
Marry someone for citizenship. So start lifting, buy penis enlargement pill and go to tourist spot in your country.
>>58855087
bu..but i am abnormal, i am sick, very sick,
patient of terminal staged procrastination and severe fap-addiction
>>58854889
>i dreams to immigrate to social benefit country and live as NEET while living off on govn. aid
No wonder you can't get visa, you're not hardworking
Also,
>implying social benefits is enough anymore to be a NEET
Times have changed compadre
>>58855049
I can't swim.
>>58854755
fugg
what's your minimum wage per hour blake?
>>58855120
>asean
>assuming he needs penis enlargement pill
kek
surely there are ASEANs with big penis? I don't believe the race = penis size meme
>>58852832
How much does college cost in the Philippines?
Can your average Flip afford school?
>>58854889
Based Najib will make it happen in this country.
Makibaka wag matakot
>>58855210
poor fags don't bother going to college even though its cheap as fuck
>>58855280
because they fugg without condom and produce 12 children
>>58855210
The cheapest is About 500 usd per semester or cheaper in public state uni
Then we send them to America to steal your jobs
>>58855280
How long does public school last there?
I've been talking to a girl who claims to be flip online, but she's saying she's 19, yet she graduated 4 year college.
>>58855184
Someone post that SEA penis size chart
Wag kang umasa na babalik pa siya,
kung nasa piling na siya ng iba.
Kailangan mo lang gawin ay itoloy and buhay mo
'wag ka papadala sa sakit na idinulot
sayo ng iniwan ka niya.
Maaring nawalan ka, ngunit may
dadating na mas karapatdapat sa
pagmamahal mo kaya wag kang susuko.
>>58855392
>asking for age
she's most likely 21-23
>>58855210
State colleges can go for 100$ or lower (or higher) per semester. Prestigious Private can cost 1000$ or higher (or lower).
>>58855416
Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere was the best Japanese idea ever.
>>58855458
>>58855491
She's saying she started college at 15. Of course, I started college at 16, so that's not too ridiculous.
Is that possible there?
>>58855001
every time I see that guys face I just want to drag him on this bowtie to the ground and slice his neck with my nail file. I don't know why we tolerate such heretic.
>>58855493
Peg me please Grace Poo
>>58855588
One heretic calling another a heretic is very kawaii
>>58855558
Only for geniuses which is rare
try conversing with her and gauge her intelligence in her field.
If she failed, she lied
armpits
>>58855708
Fuck off, flipmang.
This isn't a thread about Touhou porn.
>>58855749
Literally who?
>>58855708
w or w/o armpit hair and or stink
>>58855682
Of course.
Thanks for the advice.
I hope she's being honest; we've been chatting for a while now an I really like her.
It would be a shame if she lied ;_;
>>58855177
if you're older than 21 like $17.50 an hour
>>58855675
>that fat guard
Is that the Orthodox's church guards? hhmmmm? :^)
>>58855749
>tfw alone
>>58855392
It was 1 year kindergarten 6 years elementary 4 years high school before k-12. Then they added 2 years between elementary and high school. It's not unheard of for acceleration or skipping grades too. I graduated from a 5 year course at 20.
>>58855776
Then would you rather..
..post porn of yourself? <3
>>58856005
She said it was 2 years primary, 6 years elementary, and 4 high school.
>>58856005
She also said that she had "ojt" days in the Philippine sports commission. What does that mean?
>>58856092
>post porn of yourself
W-why would i do that?!
>>58856286
ask her if she's member of the student council
>>58856413
She said she already graduated, but I can ask if she was. But later. I already told her I had to go get ready for my final, and I do. I'm studying right now.
Anyways, what is "ojt"?
>>58856143
yep that is normal but sometimes if youre smart you skip primary or some grade level.
>>58856286
>ojt
its "on the job training" western equivalent is being an intern
>>58856413
I'm the student body council President
>>58856286
On the job training. I don't know how internships work there but here it's part of the curriculum.
>>58856510
>>58856474
>>58856413
Internships are optional here.
Anyways, I'm not doing an internship since I entered college instead as part of my high school.
I really don't need to do an internship since I've had two jobs, my first job I got an exceptional letter of recommendation from my boss before I left and in my second my boss really likes me.
And what's "PSC"?
>>58856460
on the job training who works for free to learn about the business
I'm chatting with a 14 year old pinay girl on snapchat.
What should i tell her?
>>58856666
To find a man who isn't a pedophile, Satan
>>58856616
>Philippine sports commission
It is very easy to get internship or ojt in government agencies than in private companies so thats why she got there
>>58856666
Slut shame her
>>58856616
dude..
>>58856286
>Philippine sports commission
>>58856742
...
I might be retarded
>>58856666
Say you want a pure highschool student
>>58856666
tell her "pok pok pakantot" and throw a green card at her
>>58856735
She's not a slut though. She says she's an innocent little angel.
She won't even show me a picture of her.
>>58856802
>She won't even show me a picture of her.
lmao she's NBI
>>58856802
Ask her if her parents are voting for Dutdut
>>58856802
tell him how many years has he been on NBI and how's it working for him; or does he get off to this kind of stuff when he's off-duty
>>58856802
>>58856666
>>58856802
does she look like this? is her name sweetie?
if yes i have a bad news
>>58856953
Shit, if that's true then that means it's not NBI or FBI, it's the Aussie who are baiting him.
>>58856953
>>58857008
What's this a reference to, i don't uh understand.
>>58857097
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweetie_(internet_avatar)
>>58857097
>be aussie sex tourist "charity worker"
>go on cam with a 10 year old virtual filipina girl called Sweetie made by Aussie gov
>get arrested
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2801341/im-naked-seen-guy-naked-australian-person-convicted-charity-workers-posed-online-10-year-old-filipino-girl-called-sweetie.html
>>58857142
>>58857215
Oh fuck.
I'm screwed aren't i.
>>58856371
We need more kontol in this thread.
>>58857384
Y-you baka!
I would get banned by the mods for that!
And plus, my precious IP is more important than the sexual desires of everyone here.
How does /asean/ like its burger
>>58857650
fuck Ramlee fuck Marybrown
>>58857594
Are you a boy or a transgirl?
>>58857716
B-boy...
Why would you ask?
>>58857781
Ever thought about becoming a girl?
negara kami indonesia,bangsa chinese tak berani melakukan hal seperti itu,karna meraka sadar mereka hanya pendatang ,tahun 1998 repormasih indonesia ,bangsa china habis di bantai oleh pribumi indonesia seperti kaum rohingya ,mereka di habisi karna kesombongan mereka,jika terulang kembali mereka akan musnah di tanah indonesia,kami bangsa indonesia memiliki ketegasa, jangan mengganggu bila tak mau di ganggu, saran saya buat bangsa malaysia lakukan hal yg sama,hancur kan mereka ,karna mereka pendatang yang sombong,mereka bukan hanya menghina orang melayu,tapi juga islam.
>>58857650
I don't get (normal not pic related) condo burgers. The only non messy way to eat them is to use knife and fork. Why bother making a sandwich then?
>>58857865
Sometimes...
But i try to get my mind off of it because it m-makes me feel a little lonely...
>ERPfags
chu chu chuuuuu
>>58857986
It's not too late to start talking whoremoans.
>>58858518
B-but i don't want to do lewd things to myself...
And i also d-don't want to be a trans either...
>>58857706
Ramlee is good. You are bad.
>>58855904
That's actually the parliament
>>58858687
Then just put on some makeup and crossdress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkTgg5pbPHs
Good documentary on Malaysia
>>58858895
the London Parliament? How did you get in?
>>58858947
wtf, Rukun Tetangga is Indon OC
>>58858936
N-no thank you...
I'll just lie down on my bed and feel depressed...
Probably even shed a tear.
>>58858687
Ahh yes the good ol "i don't want to be trans i just want to be a girl."
Life is rough.
>>58859058
Stop stealing our OCs indog we've had enough
>>58859093
Aww you poor girl.
You need someone to hug you and do your makeup for you so you can look cute.
>>58859127
next he would say national anthem is indon OC too
fucking degenerates
>>58859093
Come on man, just do it. I won't be rough, I promise :3
>>58858962
That's right. All you have to do is to buy a ticket for 25 quid to get in.
You can even buy tickets online to watch debates that take place in there. I plan to get one for the PMQ.
>>58855749
>She
When you gonna stone your gay prince in hollywood? It is haram.
>>58859197
>kek, implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlDjLscocrE
>>58859345
ban evading huh?
Good evening lad
>>58859430
>>58859197
I thought negaraku was sourced from mamula moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsFIhqj6_MY
>>58857650
what kind of melted cheese again do they put in these burgers?
I plan to make homemade burgers next month
>>58859543
>3rd of March
What proxy are you? GMT-26 hours?
>>58856953
It's scary every time I look into her eyes
>>58859758
Probably gmt-[coffee overdose]
>>58859430
>>58859665
>>58859345
da fuq u playing in /ck/
>>58859093
You should read this.
>>>/lgbt/6133532
>>58859665
https://ms.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamula_Moon
kek, Maula moon is inspired by Terang Bulan
>>58859665
Felix Mendelssohn & His Hawaiian Serenaders used the tune of Terang Bulan in their song Mamula Moon, on their 1947 album Paradise Isle.
>>58860178
>yang mengambil ilham dari lagu kebesaran negeri Perak, "Allah Lanjutkan Usia Sultan"
>>58860253
so
Perak>Negaraku?
>>58859898
I'm still not convinced.
Sorry ameru-san, but i think i'll pass...
>>58860301
apparently, yes.
>>58860301
Yes
>>58858947
have you seen this biography about this British educated Indian chap?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erKgIn7XVng
>>58860316
I'll crossdress too if you do it with me :3
>>58860384
kek
>>58860301
>>58860301
Its more like Allah lanjutkan Usia Sultan ->Terang Bulan ->Negaraku.
And Allah Lanjutkkan Usia Sultan is not even Perak OC, its made by French composer
>>58860384
I knew what was coming.
>>58860178
>>58860228
>>58860253
>>58860470
Does this mean that we're white?
>>58860470
[maximum damage kontol]
>>58860470
people hire foreign composer all the time bby, the song was made for the Sultan of Perak. It is OC intended for tanah melayu.
>>58860525
>>58860543
>>58860644
Its ok we wont tell anyone
I'm going to move out soon. I only have RM1000 in my account. Any suggestion?
>>58860768
>RM1000
live with your parents
>>58860768
Give them to me and I will triple it within a week.
>>58860644
ni lagu Yahudi
>>58860850
So? Jesus, Moses and most of the prophets before Muhammad is a jew.
>>58860850
pala otak hang yahudi
hang tau ka apa maksud yahudi? (Jew)
p mampos la
>>58860850
>Not supporting Israel.
Palestine is fucking waste of time and money. Better allied with Israel and make weapon for them to get those shekel.
>>58860950
Diam la Yahudi
>>58860950
minta maaf pakcik
yahudi tu maksud dari luar, bukan local
*cringes at malaysian poster*
>>58859888
Posting absolute halal , anon.
>>58860988
>>58860935
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erKgIn7XVng
Oy vey. Blessed are the meek.
>>58861091
>>58861145
shut up Chinkapoor, u guys suck Yahudi's dick every time if possible
I wish I was Yahudi
>>58861145
>says the most loyal goyim in the region
>>58861145
t. Scheinzerberg
>>58861201
>Yahudi'
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dasht-e_Yahudi
>In those times ( and even in present day) three major Afghan tribes were settled in this area. The Afridi, Yusufzai and the Khattak. If the Dasht-e Yahudi is considered as a single territory, then, the Afridi are settled in the western part of it, the Yusufzai on the eastern part and the Khattak in the middle as well as to the north and south of it.
I swear you mats are all retarded. Why am I Afghanistani? Because I eat halal food???
>>58861236
I wish I was one of Rothschild, so I can shitpost in /pol/.
>>58861236
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dasht-e_Yahudi#People_and_Tribes
>Afghan tribes
You wanna get bombed by amurika?
>Singapore
>>58861501
>>58861447
Are you trying to imply that yahudi is afghani?
because
>The term Dasht-e Yahudi literally means, the "Jewish Desert" in Persian and "Jewish waste" in Pashto.
>>58861646
Geographically and Demographically, it's full of afghans not jews. Go grease your goalposts. Then tell me you pretend to be retarded.
>>58861310
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Schwarzenberg
Germany is noice. Problem?
>>58861746
The literal meaning is jewish, I'm not greasing no goalpost here.
Singapore was a mistake
