You can only post in this thread if you know what these are.
>>58850207
I know what those are. Really good when roasted over fire.
Wrong season for those.
>>58850240
Not quite. They are not eatable.
They're called kastanjes and there's nothing you can do about it
>>58850207
You can't eat that shit and yeah, every autumn I pick up the edible chestnuts with my grandfather.
>>58850286
>kastanjes
Intredasting, we call them castañas and castaño is a color in spanish meaning brown.
>>58850207
Good for throwing at people when you're a kid. Too bad we dont have the edible ones over here.
that's some kastanjenotter and it's very satisfying to open the outer layer
>>58850283
These are
My neighbor had one of those trees when I was little. They're poisonous. I remember chucking them at my sister.
I love kasztany.
>>58850417
Oh, tasty maronen. I only get the cheap turkish import though.
>>58850372
>>58850286
Kestane
>>58850476
>>58850453
>>58850399
Well, it comes from latin so god knows from which romance language you got it
>>58850372
>>58850286
Those are kasztany you dumdums
yeah roasted kuri tastes good
>>58850283
Thought they were chestnuts. They definitely look like them.
Don't know if they can be eaten raw but you put them in a pan of some sort and stick it over a campfire until the shells pop open and you have these awesome sweet and steamed meat to much on.
Whats in the pic?
>>58850286
>e
You typo'd my man, that should be an a. But it's ok everyone makes mistakes.
>>58850583
wild chestnuts , not eatable as this guy said: >>58850283
these you can eat >>58850417 and those on your pic
>>58850530
you almost got it poland, but don't forget to write it in cyrillic
кaштaны
>>58850286
kesteni
Posting
>>58850662
Big, old kastanien tree
>>58850583
yep, you can't eat them raw, my mother use them to prepare flan and it's the only way I like them
>>58850516
exactly, literally everyone calls them that EXCEPT britbongs
fucking degenerates
kaštany
The leaf.
Kastanien blossoms.
>>58850772
>a fucking leaf
>not playing conkers with your m8s when you were a kid
Kastanie on the tree.
story time lads
>back in time i had a girl (we, i wasn't he only guy.. :'( ), she was cheating her boyfriend with me.
>we had very nice time and once i said to her (during summer when there was no any of these kestena) that i love to eat them
>once, in the season, autumn, she came on a date with bag of these...
>tfw no having sex or anything fo 5 years now...
CONKERS
aka. horse chestnuts
>>58850857
forgot pic
>>58850862
forgot a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGWAwXvRiJ4
This is the bud, it's sticky.
vadgesztenye
ammuntion for epic battles
>>58850207
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chestnut#History
>greece
>greece
>greece
Greece fucking everywhere.
This is what they look on the inside. Those are not edible chestnuts, but buckeyes.
>>58850842
>not making home-made anal beads with your m8s when you were a kid, only 90's kids know this feel.
>>58850862
It's ok, anon, there's nothing wrong with being a faggot.
>>58850969
>vadgesztenye
>vdgszt
FOR WHAT PURPOSE
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Conker_Championships
Well I never
>>58851225
2011 was a bad year
>>58850207
CHESTNUUUUUUUUUUUUTS ROOOASTING ON AN OPEN FIIIREEE
JAAAAAAAAAAACK FROOOOOOOOOOOOST NIPPING AT YOUR BAAAALLLSS
good song
>This triggers the European
>>58851064
We celebrate the Magosto in Galicia. People gather and eat chestnuts.
>>58851389
>not being able to find the antidote in a matter of seconds
>>58851397
>Smoking while preparing food
>>58851389
In Greece and Turkey people trigger this plant and eat it.
>>58850286
They're called conkers over here, must be inspired by you guys.
>>58851463
>>58851560
How about these assblasters then?
>>58851389
>be me
>around 8 or 9
>out with a few friends
>come across a field of those
>start to brennessel' each other
>go heavy on one guy we always bully
>strip him and throw him into the field
>holding him down and covering him with brennessel
>he cries and scream like pig being slaughters
>his whole body is swolen and covered in lumps
He had an allergic reaction and died that day.
>>58850906
Thank you for speaking English.
>>58851389
S T O R Y . T I M E
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Anyways, back when I was in the 9th grade, my stepfather was in the army, so I lived on-post in Heidelberg, Germany. My class went on a walking field trip, getting on the bus over by Mark Twain Village (the barracks where the American school was) and then we walked up der Philosophenweg (Philosopher's Way). Near the top, there's an entire field of stinging horse nettle if you want to be able to access the old 12th century monastery ruins and Nazi amphitheater, with about a three feet-wide (about 1 meter) dirt path leading through it. Anyways, one of my classmates ran up the adjacent hillside ahead of everyone and was the first to reach the field, and he tried to trip another classmate who then pushed him.
Since he had tried to dodge the push by turning around with his back facing the guy that pushed him, that only gave him extra momentum, and he did what can only be described as a one-man body slam face-first into the field of stinging horsenettle.
It was a fun day.
>>58850862
That wasn't a very good story.
>>58850286
Kastanj. Again it is only anglos who need their heads examined.
>>58851397
We do it here too, nothing like roasted chestnuts when it's cold.
>>58851634
What is this?
>>58851389
>tfw immune to stinging horsenettle
I used to live in Germany, and I one time took a leaf, folded it in my hand, and gave someone a high-five
Feels good, man
>>58851389
>>58851560
We make soup.
>>58851855
They don't sting you if they're ripped off, do they?
>>58851795
Tistel. The reason why the viking invasion of Scotland failed.
>>58851742
"When European explorers discovered this tropical fruit in the Americas, they called them "pineapples" (first referenced in 1664 for resemblance to the pine cone)."
>>58850862
surely there is some other guy with a girlfriend out there for you... they couldn't all just disappear
>>58851742
If you're going to make a chart about the glorious imperial system, at lease get all the units right
Here's how it goes:
12 inches in a foot
3 feet in a yard
22 yards in a chain
10 chains in a furlong
8 furlongs in a mile
3.4523383440706278 miles in a league :^)
Educate yourselves, fools
>>58851921
Based and cultured spanish explorers kept the designated names for what theyfound, like Tomato. Potato. Chocolate. Meanwhile English plebs were like IT'S AN APPLE WITH PINES, A PINEAPPLE
>>58852065
"Columbus encountered the pineapple in 1493 on the leeward island of Guadeloupe. He called it piña de Indes, meaning "pine of the Indians", and brought it back with him to Spain, thus making the pineapple the first bromeliad to be introduced by humans outside of the New World."
hmmmmmmm
>>58851855
We used to beat aggressive German, Arabic and Slavic children with it when they came to our park and we threw the spiky chestnuts at them.
felt good man
>>58851915
People remove this shit here.
Are they toxic?
>>58852125
http://www.jasoncolavito.com/blog/the-pineapple-of-pompeii
Your move, celt.
>>58851634
What about crossing a field covered with this?
>>58851915
I think they do still sting. They inject histamine
>>58852153
Wow. That's just cruel. Who started this escalation of conflict?
>>58850286
Kashtan here.
>>58852236
>not having your own gang of children defending its territory from the other gangs
>>58852187
"In 1950 an Italian professor suggested that a depiction of a pineapple was represented among wall paintings of mediterranean fruits at Pompeii. According to Wilhelmina Feemster Jashemski this interpretation has been challenged by other botanists, who identify it as a pine cone from the Umbrella pine tree which is native to the Mediterranean area"
>>58852333
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1060792/pg1
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-Columbian_trans-oceanic_contact_theories#Claims_of_Egyptian_coca_and_tobacco
>>58852236
We were dindus but German and foreign children are just bad. Slavshit children are not even humans desu. They burned, burried or cut animals alive, destroyed bird nests and their eggs, made fires, smoked and left their playboy magazines everywhere. I will never let my children play with Slav kids.
>>58851742
Yes but the thing is English is relevant.
I collected chestnuts and tried to grow them last summer but those fuckers need some ogaa bunga special method for that. So I just keep it, don't know what to do with that
>>58852381
If these theories were true there'd be a lot more evidence than cocaine and tobacco inside of a mummy.
>>58850207
>implying I didn't gather bags of these to sell for pocket money to go play Contra
Shiggy diggy.
Also gathered scrap metal, moved used tires and car batteries with a hand cart, helped clean and take out trash around the village.
I worked more and harder between 8 and 16 years old than I have since.
>>58852480
No really, the end of the bronze age is estimated to have destroyed so many remains. Some civilization are gone without a trace, like the sea people.
>>58852525
Don't forget about the lizard men and the goa'uld
>>58852565
I'm going to assume you made that up because if you did know about the l*zardm*n you wouldn't be foolish enough to show it.
>>58852648
You shouldn't have trusted the Fins to genocide them all if you didn't want it to leak desu.
>>58850207
Those are expired versions of these.
Gaštany
MARONI
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>>58851742
>Spanish
>Ananás
In Spanish they're piñas and no one in their sane mind would call them ananás. In fact, I would bet no more than 5 out of 100 people would even know what an ananás is.
Those differences make a language beautiful. Do the same chart comparing the word 'blue' in different languages and you might find out something.
>>58852690
I LOVE RAMBUTAN.
>>58851389
DELET THIS
POKRZYWA JEBANA, THIS SHIT WAS THE WORST
>>58852690
Lychee sucks dick and so does everyone who eats them.
>>58850286
Châtaignes (marrons).
>>58851389
>be 12
>dad wants me to help him picking some lima beans from the orchard
>he's wearing jeans
>I have shorts
>letsdooeet.exe
>the path leading to the beans is full of weeds
>these shit nigger plants are there, hidden, waiting for me
>mfw my legs itched like motherfuckers and turned red for a few hours
>>58853282
DELET THIS
>>58853518
Don't you have dock plants there?
>>58850207
hurty spikey grass mines
>>58854663
chestnuts
You're thinking of breyers/brambles
>>58850286
It's castane m8, you must have had too much weed
>he never went to gather castagne as a child
>>58850207
Why do white men always fetishize Asian pussy?
>>58850207
Kasztany
>>58850207
We call those buckeyes here.
I think they're the state plant or nut or whatever of glorious homeland of Ohio.
Beautiful Ohio, where the golden grain
Dwarf the lovely flowers in the summer rain.
Cities rising high, silhouette the sky.
Freedom is supreme in this majestic land;
Mighty factories seem to hum a tune, so grand.
Beautiful Ohio, thy wonders are in view,
Land where my dreams all come true!
>>58851742
>time is a triangle
Our way of saying the date is literally just a numerical representation of how you would say it.
May 4, 2016 = 5/4/16
The imperial system is retarded, I give you that.
And I understand the other way too, it makes sense to me. I just don't see what's wrong with the way we do it.
