I am the best English speaker in Russia. If you speak any English to me I will know exactly what it means. Go ahead and try me Anglophones
fucks sgoin on cunt?
>>58847663
>I am the best English speaker in Russia
>>58847697
This phrase means, "what is currently happening, my friend?"
Is London a capital of Great Britain?
Who is on duty today?
>>58847663
gazza said my cum had a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious taste
>>58847663
chuck us a yarn, cobba
>>58847734
London is one of the capitals in Great Britian along with Edinburgh and Cardiff
How much watch?
>>58847725
Oi bring tha pingas i got tha goon shazza's gonna be at the party and she's a right sloot
O heaven above me, thou pure, thou deep heaven! Thou abyss of light! Gazing on thee, I tremble with divine desires.
Up to thy height to toss myself—that is MY depth! In thy purity to hide myself—that is MINE innocence!
The God veileth his beauty: thus hidest thou thy stars. Thou speakest not: THUS proclaimest thou thy wisdom unto me.
Mute o'er the raging sea hast thou risen for me to-day; thy love and thy modesty make a revelation unto my raging soul.
In that thou camest unto me beautiful, veiled in thy beauty, in that thou spakest unto me mutely, obvious in thy wisdom:
Oh, how could I fail to divine all the modesty of thy soul! BEFORE the sun didst thou come unto me—the lonesomest one.
We have been friends from the beginning: to us are grief, gruesomeness, and ground common; even the sun is common to us.
We do not speak to each other, because we know too much—: we keep silent to each other, we smile our knowledge to each other.
Art thou not the light of my fire? Hast thou not the sister-soul of mine insight?
Together did we learn everything; together did we learn to ascend beyond ourselves to ourselves, and to smile uncloudedly:—
—Uncloudedly to smile down out of luminous eyes and out of miles of distance, when under us constraint and purpose and guilt steam like rain.
And wandered I alone, for WHAT did my soul hunger by night and in labyrinthine paths? And climbed I mountains, WHOM did I ever seek, if not thee, upon mountains?
And all my wandering and mountain-climbing: a necessity was it merely, and a makeshift of the unhandy one:—to FLY only, wanteth mine entire will, to fly into THEE!
And what have I hated more than passing clouds, and whatever tainteth thee? And mine own hatred have I even hated, because it tainted thee!
The passing clouds I detest—those stealthy cats of prey: they take from thee and me what is common to us—the vast unbounded Yea- and Amen-saying.
>>58847663
I love watching cuckold porn with my family and later head to the beach to get shot by the popo
>>58847663
Can you translate sempai?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO2uAKwhB0Q
>>58847746
"Paul Gascoigne enjoys the taste of my semen"
>>58847836
He is displaying his latest catch of shrimp and explaining how his shrimp are ruined because they are covered in oil.
>I am the best English speaker in Russia
Wow that is almost impressive as winning special olympics
>>58847923
pretty much, how do you know? Did we win gallipoli after all?
>>58847785
"My friend, please bring some ecstasy to the party tonight, I am bringing some cheap wine and have heard that there will be many promiscuous women there"
>>58848063
I'll admit I'm impressed, but I was only referring to one woman
>>58848088
Oh, my mistake. I didn't see the apostrophe after "shazza" and thought is was "shazzas"
>>58848063
try this.
heavy stuff man i'm damaged goods right now, slammed this morning but mah face is good soonish if you're down
The night room heaves a sigh, yes Heaves, a Sigh — old-fashioned comical room, oh me I'm hopeless, born a joker never change, flirting away through the mirrorframe in something green-striped, pantalooned, and ruffled — meantime though, it is quaint, most rooms today hum you know, have been known also to "breathe," yes even wait in hushed expectancy and that ought to be the rather sinister tradition here, long slender creatures, heavy perfume and capes in rooms assailed by midnight, pierced with spiral stairways, blue-petaled pergolas, an ambience in which no one, however provoked or out of touch, my dear young lady, ever, Heaves, a Sigh. It is not done.
Gosh I love me some antidisestablishmentmaterialism in the morning
>>58848328
another anon with lower english skills but ill give it a try:
"it's been tough and I feel broken, despite that I drunk in the morning I look overall fine, so please contact me whenever you get a chance."
Aiyyo, wassup wassup let's keep it real son
Count this money, yaknowhatI'msayin?
[Nas:] Yea yea
[AZ:] Aiyyo, put the Grant's over there in the safe yaknowhatI'msayin?
[Nas:] Yea yea
[AZ:]
Cause we spendin these Jackson's
The Washington's go to wifey, you know how that go
[Nas:]
I'm sayin, that's what this is all about right?
Clothes, bankrolls, and hoes yaknowhatI'msayin?
Yo then what man, what?
What can be seen in any English ? Do not lick if kana Russian -kun English serious of us Japanese This Well then was found was found
I because not called nation that does not speak English to Date
