>Be half native
>So ashamed of my heritage I pretend my mom was a Chilean
>Every day on my way to work I see drunk natives stumbling around downtown asking for change
>Get to work
>Asked to help the new guy get used to our setup
>New hire is a native who must weight 400 lbs
>Fat fuck is too fucking lazy to get up cable an access layer switch
>Has no fucking idea what he's doing
>Manager can't fire him because muh quota
>Decide to go eat lunch at a diner
>Drunk native woman falls over when the train stops at a junction
>Medics are called, train line is delayed by 20 minutes
>because of muh colonialism, the transit officials tell everyone they're having a mechanical problem
>Go home
>See more drunk natives begging for change and cigarettes on my way to the train station
>See a drunk, half a sleep native man surrounded by police officers
>Police officers are trying to coax him out of the train
>Gives non-verbal grunts as a response
>Pisses himself
>Get home
>Watch CBC
>Great news from the North Spirit Lake reserve!
>They finally found someone to treat work at their water purification plant
>Cucks on the news start cheering
>Only requirement for the job is a high school diploma
>Fucker doesn't even know what' hes doing, he says he's just pouring chlorine into the water supply
>Everyone on the reserve will probably die
>White man will get blamed for it of course
>Watch hockey
>Carey Price is mentioned
>Think back to his speech at last year's NHL awards
>WE WUZ CHIEEEEEFS N SHEEEEET
>Decide to play EU4
>Play as Portugal, completely ignore Europe and Africa
>Focus my entire time genociding the natives of the Americas
>Each time I press the exterminate button I whisper "it's for the best"
Brits should have wiped us out
>>58839682
>Be half native
Stopped reading there. Kill yourself.
I wish they wiped you out as well.
Glad I never saw or met a native before.
>>58840086
I envy you
>>58840086
>Canadian flag
>never seen a native
nice proxy you attention whore.
Wow. I realised that 4chan is a heavily biased place and all; but I've literally never read a single positive story about Native Americans.
>>58840131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yUPBypCf74
Look at'em, just look at'em
Just kill yourself.
Your native part doesn't make me not like you, it's how much of an utter faggot you are.
Seriously, consider suicide lad.
It's for the best
>>58840131
There is genuinely nothing positive about them.
Blacks you can at least say have a very small number of influential people such as Thomas Sowell or whatever but Natives... Nothing at all.
>>58839682
Which province are u in??
This sucks m8 you should leave where you are rn
>>58839682
I'd taking being half native over being half black any day
>>58840199
>There is genuinely nothing positive about them.
I'll bet their breath can be pretty damn fresh sometimes.
>>58840131
I met a native once, he was a Navajo who was pretty fucking stupid. Chill guy though
>>58839682
What province OP? I've been to Ontario, and BC, and they've never been that bad. I hear they're pretty terrible in the plains though.
>>58840131
There are none
>>58840168
Don't seem to bad desu i've seen much worse
>>58840168
At least they're not being violent.
>>58840199
They kind of got revenge tho they gave you tobacco
>>58840131
North america natives are shit tier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLzQjvTYwEY
>>58840168
Doesn't seem so bad. Just some drunk people talking.
>>58840131
Are there any positive stories about abbos?
>>58840383
>Are there any positive stories about abbos?
Sometimes they kill themselves
I'm half Dutch half Indonesian.
I'm pretty much Elliot Rodgers. I also have a thing for blondes. A bunch of Dutch looking 10/10 blonde nieces. And a tall attractive brother that's superior to me in every way. ayy
>>58840383
Nothing that wouldn't be dismissed for being anecdotal.
>be Finnish gypsie
>be the funniest Finnish post on /int/ and mämmi
>never talk about muh heritage
>forced to wear muh black pants and white shirt when visiting family due to muh respect for culture
>fucking traditional men's uniform is a taxi driver uniform from when we were at our economic peak as a people in 70's when all the men had high paying taxi driver jobs
>people at work just think I'm some half Swedish immigrant due to muh Swedish surname
>only time I don't feel like an outsider is when I'm travelling because I look like everyone else in France/Spain/Italy/Germany etc.
>>58840433
I'm pretty sane though. No worries. I can handle it.
>>58840433
>>58840463
One of the hottest Abbos I've ever seen was crossed with Dutch Indonesian.
>>58840454
Is it true the Finnish government tried to ship you guys to Estonia?
Why so much native hate? They can't be THAT bad.
But I live in Toronto, so the bar is set pretty low over here lmao.
>>58840454
I had to google 'finnish gypsie'
>>58840479
I'm also attractive. I look mostly white. Except my hair and eyes are pitch black. My brother has blue eyes. Indonesian genes often lose to Dutch genes apparently.
>>58839682
Are you fucking shiting me? You get FREE tuition and FREE housing at dorms and you get FIRST PICK for the dorms and classes you want at UBC as long as you're at least 1/4th First Nation. The wemistikoshiw have nothing on you senpai.
>>58839682
>So ashamed of my heritage I pretend my mom was a Chilean
Oy m8
>>58840492
No. Sweden deported us to Finland which was technically Sweden back then about 500 years ago.
>>58839682
Natives aren't "smart" I guess but they are pretty cool kids
>>58840131
It's very hard to view anything in a positive light when the only interaction with it in a day is negative.
The mayor of my town announced that the public restrooms around town were no longer receiving hand sanitizer because people are breaking the dispensers open and drinking the stuff.
We all knew who was doing it but no one talks about it.
>>58840519
This is about how I look. I have blue eyes like my parents.
>>58840513
They're just the most visible minority in shit hole small towns. And the people who live in said towns have to hate someone.
>>58840611
More like they're absolute scum with no redeeming features.
You can make a case for ANY other non-white but natives have got to go. You cannot defend them
>>58840350
they talk so weird
>>58840652
Natives have more right to be there than you. You owe them.
>drinking the stuff
>I know people who drink a washer for car windows aka STEKLOMOI
>watch Smoke Signals
>the only good character is reduced to tears begging for the worst character's forgiveness
WTF I hate First Nations now
>>58840671
>Natives have more right to be there than you. You owe them.
Might makes right, sweetheart.
We don't owe the savages shit
>>58840684
Yep, they drink washer fluid too, and hairspray, air fresheners, paint thinner....it's crazy how they survive it too. They drink stuff that would probably kill anyone else, in amounts what would definitely kill anyone else.
>>58840829
Natives of Siberia do same. They have no resistance to alcohol, in contrast to Slavs. Aborigines quickly become alcoholics and drinking cologne washer for glasses.
>>58840991
What's the craziest thing you've seen one drink?
>>58840585
>Posting that instead of a photo of yourself
>This is about how I look
So you're ugly then?
>>58841055
During Prohibition, alcohol-containing adhesive was placed in a drill and drill included. Adhesive fraction wound to drill and liquid residue could drink.
>>58841224
>MFW Siberian tool salesmen start living like drug dealers
>>58841224
That's actually pretty resourceful for alcoholism
>>58841317
In the cold on a steel rod to pour a thin stream of alcohol-containing brake fluid. Alcohol flows into the cup and the rest is frozen on the surface of the steel rod.
Alcoholics during Prohibition were very creative. But then it was a lot more alcohol-containing substances because of the backward chemical industries.
>>58841419
If it makes you feel any better, British Petroleum had to bring out BP Opal here because Abbos huffing petrol was somehow seen as a serious problem.
>>58841618
Aborigines were drinking refinery products?
>>58841787
No, they were huffing/inhaling petrol fumes. Apparently it was so widespread across different Aboriginal communities that they introduced this fuel that they can't get high from inhaling. Companies that make methylated spirits had to put expongents in their products for the same reason, too. Abbos and other alcoholics were drinking metho with orange juice because a 5L bottle of metho is cheaper than a case of beer or a 750mL bottle of gut rot whiskey.
>>58839682
El indiANO se Cree chileANO!
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>>58840454
>>58840585
Oho
>>58840519
Check out David Schwimmer at the front.
