ITT: red flags for countries
>his country celebrates an independence day
>his country is landlocked
>his country's name has 'Democratic' in it
>his country is an ex-French colony
>his country's flag has yellow or green in it
Lel, but England is an ex-French colonly.
1066 never forget, nigger.
>>58817674
What's wrong with Switzerland?
Also, yes, I see or "Independence Day" as a disgrace.
>english is first language in his country
>gay marriage
>abortions allowed
>liberal/leftie government
>massive muslim/african immigration
>legal weed
Add :
>his "country" speaks a language that was invented by another country
>his country doesn't have a corresponding official language and ethnic group
>his country is not my country
>>58817674
>his country has sharia law
>>58817674
>>his country is an ex-French colony
Actually, England...
>>58817674
>People in his country's countries don't speak their own language
>his country still has a monarchy in the year 2016 CE
>>58817851
toca de aca, yanki puto
>>58818130
>Republics
>Not even more outdated than Kingdoms
>>58818135
CHI
>His country is an ex-colony
>His country never had an empire
>His country speaks the language of another country
>His country's flag is a tricolour
>His country's flag has a cuckstamp
>His country has a more than 10% muslim population
>His country has more than 10% Black Population
>>58818130
>his country's head of state is a negro
literal African tier
>primary language is spanish
>>58818130
>it's an American shits on monarchy for ideological reasons despite lagging behind every single European monarchy on the democracy index thread
>>58818285
This
>>58817674
Literally nothing on that list describes Turkey
>>58818285
>be moortugal
>be 100% muslim
>be 100% black
We celebrate Kingsday, followed by remembrance day, followed by liberation day.
But no independence day. Phew.
>>58817674
Feels good.
>>58818383
But anon, your flag is tricolor
>>58818403
But your flag is a literal red flag.
>>58817674
1/5
>>58818360
>his secondary language is Spanish
>>58818403
>Be Turkey
>Be 100% Roach
>>58818285
>more than 10% muslim
>more than 10% black
10% is fucking insane, over 5% is already alarm bells
>>58818478
But I like France.
>his head of government has been in power for over a decade
>>58817674
>3/6
nice
>>58817851
Wow, wow, wow....
Legal weed, how can you hate on legal weed
Fuck off u bastard DRC is the most powerful Africa nation and will be world superpower that fucks uk by 2030
It hasn't set a man on the moon.
>>58817898
ikr
>>58818543
>he's agreed with legalizing drugs
MAXIMUM RED FLAG
>>his country celebrates an independence day
>>his country's flag has yellow or green in it
2/5, we're quite good in the red flag spectrum.
>>58817674
>his country wont let go of their now dead empire.
>>58818653
Baby blue, you have baby blue in yours
>>58818653
>Hello yes I prefer financing the black market and organized crime
>>58818783
isn't it cute? :3
>>58818803
>implying you will stop black market and organized crime legalizing weed
don't be so naive, please
>>58817674
>has yellow and green
>landlock provides defense against attacks
>no mudslimes
>no niggers
>a fucking emperor
>greek-roman architecture
>good climate
>weapons for everyone
>hardest immigration in the whole world: either you get it fast, or you don't
>no communism
>primarily rural
>free fish
Get your shit str8, m8.
>His country's flag has blue on it
>His country has a low murder rate
>His country has mostly nice climates
>His country has no mountains
>His country has no deserts
do you even planet earth
>>58818945
No, where is the red for the blood of your war crimes? I mean it is the current year.
>>58819414
lel, what war crimes? I mean, we're not us of a
>>58819785
>his cunt hasn't comitted any war crimes
Are you even real?
>>58819891
nah, we're too poor to be involved in relevant wars, lel
>His country lost the Falklands war
>his country is mexico
>>58817674
>his country occupies stolen clay
>country was a colony and doesn't celebrate an independence day
>>58817674
>his country drives on the right hand side
>>58817674
>when a country gives more rights to criminals than to law abiding citizens
It's true though. If it has green or yellow it's a shithole country.
>>58820985
>belgium
>italy
>>58821028
Did I stutter?
>the first or second most spoken language in his country isn't English
>>58821330
>Their country doesn't have common law.
>>58818383
>his country got fukt into rubble in two wars in 40 years
>his country was successfully invaded by Napoleon
>his country was successfully invaded by Nazi Germany
>his country was successfully invaded by Spain
>>58821644
>>58817674
how can non-Turks even compete?
>His country has not beat a European Power in conventional war.
>>58821758
how
>>58820985
can
>>58820984
non
>>58820565
turks
>>58818285
even
>>58817951
compete?
>His country isn't Finland
>>58821940
>His country IS Finland.
>>58817674
What's wrong with being landlocked?
>>58822125
>His flag is a huge Ssomalian flag
>>58821940
>I will never be Finnish
>>58822215
>>58822293
>He doesn't know we stole our flag from Malaysia
>Russia has its independense day
>its day about quiting USSR
>>58821644
0/3.
>TFW UNDEFEATED.
>blue cover half of the clay
>>58822932
>furtugal
>>58822932
based bosnia
>>58822932
>Knotugal
My sides.
>>58822932
wtf germany and portugal
>his country borders Greece
>his country's flag is literally a red flag
>>58823321
Albania?
>>58822932
scots proving once again they are the las bastion of civilization in the british isles
>>58823391
Turkey too obviously
>his country is less than 1000 years old
>his country was never an empire
>his country didn't invent their language AND their alphabet
>his country has unnatural colours and shapes in their flag
>his country doesn't have a world-renowned cuisine
>the people in his country are weird looking e.g. weird eyes, weird skin colour, etc.
>his country doesn't have 4 full seasons
>>58823433
>he doesn't know how population density works
>>58823500
Bulgaria don't pass half of those.
>>58822558
Should be called something else but it's a good holyday, the only one new that mekes sence.
>his country celebrates non religious festivals made by other countries
>his country doesn't celebrate easter
>>58817674
>his country's flag has red on it
>>58824499
The best countries have red in their flag. America, Canada, Japan, UK, and Switzerland.
>>58824611
Netherlands, Denmark, Norway, New Zealand too
>>58824391
Easter?
>>58824611
>>58824779
Still a big red flag
>>58817674
>his country has been conquered
There are four countries which have not.
Sweden, Bhutan, Nepal and Thailand.
>People's Republic
>Democratic
>flag mostly red
>hammer and sickle
>red star
>communist government
>>58825098
>Sweden
It's being concurred by mudslimes right now
>>58824611
turkey??????????
NORTH AFRICAN AND ISLAMIC CUNTS??
R-R-REEEEEEEEEE
>>58825492
I excluded muslim countries on purpose because they are all shit by virtue of being islamic.
>>58824779
Forgot about them Tbh
>>58825098
u forgot san marino
>>58821940
Hello eastern Sweden
>>58825492
Yeah so obviously it's not an exclusive red flag
Red flags for countries: has more than a million people in it.
Shock horror that contains both New Zealand AND Somalia. Who'd have thunk it
>>58822932
Tfw no dot within 100 kilometers
>>58820753
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
>His country only has territory in a single continent
>>58826706
This.
>>58822932
Who raided with portugal markers?
>>58826706
Hello
>Labor Party
>Democratic Party
>The People's Party
>Religious Government Influence
>Independent States.
>Calling a country a "state"
>Caste System
>Open Boarders