The country on your South declares war against you and the country on your North decides to help you. How fucked are you?
I'm fucking set. Let's get this conflict rolling
>>58801269
not likely, tho. mexicans are fairly bro. canada us mexico, yo
>>58801269
Not bad, this has already been done actually.
Poor Estonia, you never had a chance.
>indonesia vs antarctica
Not fucked at all
I've been waiting a long time to go to war with the republic of texicalifornico with the help of my independent Québec neighbors
Which one ? Italy ? Spain ? Monaco/Andorra (lel) ? Brazil ? Netherlands ?
>>58801269
I for one welcome our Penguin liberators with open arms.
Absolutely slaughtered.
>>58801330
this
>>58801269
Macedonia/Kosovo/Albania someone decides to invade.
I laugh.
Hungary decided to help
top kek
>>58801269
>austria
anschluss
>syria "attacks"
>ukraine "helps"
lmao
>country to my north
hmm...
South Africa and Norway against danecucks? bring it on
>>58801269
we eve don't need that north country... if nobody enter the party...
Hehe, Netherland Vs Belgium and France.
I think we'll be fine.
>>58801269
Really fucked, depends on the country which declares war though.
>>58801269
>Indonesia vs New Zealand
Goodbye sheeplovers.
>>58801768
Other way round
France vs Netherlands and Belgium
>>58801333
>gibraltar
We are fucked, sandfrogs will surrender.
>France invades
>Baguetteniggers occupy London
>All hope is lost
>Suddenly an army of Faroese Wale riders come up the thames
>France retreats on sight
>UK is now a Faroese protectorate
I'm ok with this tbqh
>>58801779
you would get rect by Italy.. With HUngary you would have some chance but still it would be hard..
>>58801827
My bad, but didn't that already occur?
>>58801760
>Norwegian "education"
>>58801809
>Australian "education"
>Swedish-Norwegian alliance against Denmark
Sweet
>>58801879
Yep it did, but at that time it was Spanish clay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPY59CZalY8
>>58801860
Pretty based desu
Macedonia? Quite easy even solo. The souther, the shittier so this is easy for most nations
>>58801269
>Antarctica declares war on Australia
>We already own almost half of Antarctica anyway
>Avoid receiving help from Asian Poland
>win without sending troops overseas
>noice
>>58801789
Even if it was China, we would annihilate each other with nuclear clubs. I cannot wait, it would be fun.
>>58801269
>In war against Morroco.
Possible.
>France helping us.
Not possible.
>against Argentina
can I choose Brazil instead of Bolivia to help us? Technically they're to the north as well
Otherwise we're fucked
HAHA FINALLY BELGIUM IS OURS!!
>>58801991
Why not ?
>>58801871
I actually had Montenegro in mind. It's what comes to mind first as the country to the south.
>>58801269
>Ukraine
nahhhh they need to take care of their own shit, we can steam rolll Bulgaria the fuck out within a week by ourselfves
>>58801871
>with hungary you would have some chance
isn't their army like,pathetic? i think it's smaller than serbia's
>>58801971
>we
>you
No, filthy pidoraha. Nukes will not be used, you will be sent to fight and die for your Masters while they keep enjoying life.
I think the entire Netherlands is waiting for Belgium to declare war on us.
>>58802305
Isn't Belgium just a meme country?
Why would they ever declare war?
>>58802369
Because they want to be annexed of course.
>>58802267
I called an ambulance, the patient has an acute attack of schizophrenic delusions.
>>58801269
NZ + fiji v Antarctica
Their Air force may consist of penguins, but that's still more aircraft then we have.
>>58801269
not much fucked, nor surprised (north)
>>58802256
it is bigger than slovenia for sure so...
>>58802099
nice bubs. ok, than i understand what you were thiking...
I imagine we could cripple Mexico's military in weeks. The hard part would be invading the country.
>>58801269
We're okay.
Pretty sure penguins and polar bears can take over Mongolia and Kazakhstan even on their own.
>East Timor declare a war
>Malaysia help us
fucking useless tbqh
Morocco declares war, Spain helps.
Quest to remove kebab
If we remove all outside interference I think me and Norway could take Germany, they've been downsizing their military hardcore over the past two decades.
>>58802733
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWAH
>>58803222
And my trips
>>58803190
>Belgium declares
war
>Norway helps
kek
>>58803143
Deus vult, lad.
>>58803190
>all males over the age of 25 have served for at least 9 month in the military and are bound by law to fight in case of war
Well, I would say lets find out! German unification wars part 2
>>58801612
>penguins vs emus
>>58801330
>mexicans are fairly bro.
Then why do you want to send them back?
>>58803190
5 million vs 80 million people
Good luck senpai
>>58801269
Lithuania, Latvia, Belarus vs Ukraine
South
>Guatemala
North
>USA
Pretty confident about this
>>58801269
We have to fight France with the Faroe Islands
easy 2bh
>>58809260
>>58802733
STOP. UNDERESTIMATING. MY. CUNT. AND. MY. CUNT. FRENCH. BROS
Y E S
>Uruguay attacks
>Suriname is there to help
I think this war wouldn't last very long
