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>his country is so irrelevant that doesn't have a civilization
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>his country is so irrelevant that doesn't have a civilization representing their country
kek
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>>58789505
Dilma for next Civ
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>>58789539
more like Lula 2bh
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>>58789505
literally the only country that deserves one that doesn't have one is mexico
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>>58789628
CHI
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>tfw represented by a dirty Pr*ssian

WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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>>58789628
should be Zapata
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If civ 5 was going for realism Zulu and Brazilian civilizations should have a government always set to anarchy.
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>>58789505
Best Civ coming through.

All games are better with Siam.
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>>58789671
nah porfirio diaz is where the shit is at
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>>58789695
and americans should always randomly lose a worker by gunfire
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>>58789649
CANT WAKE UP
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>>58789738

SAVE ME
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>>58789726
That's like literally the only game with Siam as a playable civ. And it happens to be the worst Civ game in the series, so...............
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>>58789695
what'd actually be cool is different races
like why the fuck are zulu units white
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>>58789762
>civ 5
>worst civ
hipster detected
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>>58789731
>implying it wouldn't be Benito
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Theodora and Catherine best lewd- leaders
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>>58789814
>not maximilian
feels bad, man
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>>58789829
>the year of our lord 2070
>civ XIV is released
>Mexican leader is AMLO
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>>58789628
Honestly, true.
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>>58789875]
>represent your culture in a Civ
eso no lo tiene ni obama
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>>58789695
But the Zulus aren't an anarchy at all
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I like Rome
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>>58789628
[i]maybe[/i] argentina
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>Norway are ski troopers of Denmark

top kek
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>>58789914
Bonus: sell and buy aircraft for 50% more/less.
Gain 1 happiness in capital for every aircraft sold.
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>>58789939
It's a joke, Chang.
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>>58789505
gratz mate, you're part of the "enriching" campaign of civ alongside other non-civs

enjoy it while it lasts, you'll be gone in the 6th version
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>>58790192
kek we won't and every civ player knows it
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>>58789737
kek
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>>58789505
"Brazil is the country of the future and always will be"
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>>58790067
Bonus: Have a base tourism level with a country equal to the number of their cities you founded times the quotient of its base culture-per-turn and double its number of cities.
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>>58790192
Brazil is a great civ tvh
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>>58790222
mate, i've played civ since the first version came out and i'm telling you, it aint gonna happen

brazil was a test how players would get by with this bullshit "tourism"

everyone hates it or doesn't use it so no, you're gonna be killed in the next iteration
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>>58790222
How do you put your city?
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>>58789778
Use R.E.D. I can't play wothout it.
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>>58790252
dude literally the only people who can understand this are native germanic-speakers
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>>58790263
I'm saving this and going to post it when Brazil comes in the next Civ. There is literally no reason to not include it, just your butthurt.
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>>58790289
if we're talking mods there's 50 mexicos already
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>>58790321
Maybe in an expansion pack two years after the game comes out but otherwise no
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>>58790272
Does this shitter town work but mine doesn't?
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>>58790263
>>58790344
ok, so they will lose a market of literally 200 millions people and the 4th country with most internet access of the world. I am sure that will happen. Just like Steam was never going to happen here because of piracy
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>>58790321
literally every BRICS nation is in civ, they're not going away
Brazil
Russia
India
China
Zulu/England
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>>58790330
I was just saying how to get races
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>>58790321
>butthurt
kek, ok

>>58790361
did they include brazil in the new shitty version of alpha centauri?
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>>58790263
Tourism is pretty cool for cultural victory 2bh
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>>58790388
http://civilization.wikia.com/wiki/Brasilia_(CivBE)
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>>58790388
haha, my bad, they actually did xD
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>>58790388
>muh you are just there because of enriching
>not butthurt
Kek lad. Brazil is a behemoth with hundreds of years of history. There is little reason not to include it. Besides, the market for the game is very big, they won't lose this opportunity.
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>>58790459
>hundreds of years of history
as if that means shit, there are original cultures spanning ten thousand years that are not included in the game

and again
>butthurt
what are you? russian?
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>>58790544
)))))
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Well, Aztecs are there.
Mexico is a little represented.
Can't remember, is it Cuauhtemoc or Moctezuma ? Cuauhtemoc > Moctezuma
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List of the civs and the games in which they appeared

If your civ wasn't included in every single game, then your cunt is practically irrelevant


America 12345 (5 total)
Arabia 345 (3 total)
Assyria 5 (1 total)
Austria 5 (1 total)
Aztec 12345 (5 total)
Babylon 12345 (5 total)
Brazil 5 (1 total)
Byzantines 345 (3 total)
Carthage 2345 (4 total)
Celts 2345 (4 total)
China 12345 (5 total)
Denmark 5 (1 total)
Dutch 345 (3 total)
Egypt 12345 (5 total)
England 12345 (5 total)
Ethiopia 45 (2 total)
France 12345 (5 total)
Germany 12345 (5 total)
Greece 12345 (5 total)
Hittites 3 (1 total)
HRE 4 (1 total)
Huns 5 (1 total)
Incan 345 (3 total)
India 12345 (5 total)
Indonesia 5 (1 total)
Iroquois 35 (2 total)
Japan 2345 (4 total)
Khmer 4 (1 total)
Korea 345 (3 total)
Mali 4 (1 total)
Mayan 345 (3 total)
Mongolia 12345 (5 total)
Morocco 5 (1 total)
Native American 4 (1 total)
Ottoman 345 (3 total)
Persia 2345 (4 total)
Poland 5 (1 total)
Polynesians 5 (1 total)
Portugal 345 (3 total)
Rome 12345 (5 total)
Russia 12345 (5 total)
Shoshone 5 (1 total)
Siam 5 (1 total)
Songhai 5 (1 total)
Spain 2345 (4 total)
Sioux 2 (1 total)
Sumer 34 (2 total)
Sweden 5 (1 total)
Venice 5 (1 total)
Viking 234 (3 total)
Zulu 12345 (5 total)
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>>58790640
>he actually spent time writing this
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>>58790632
aztecs have been there since day one, and if i may say so, one of the best civs to play ;)

i'm a bit biased because everyone says they are shit so i play monty a lot to prove other people just can't into civ haha
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>>58790544
When you add hundreds of years of history (that's not assuming the thousands of years before colonization), top ten economy, 5th biggest country and 5th biggest population, it's hard to make a case to not include Brazil.
>what are you? russian?
I am part russian indeed :^)

But you are butthurt, just admit it. I can feel it.
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>>58790640
could've just said: if they weren't included by sid

>>58790709
i have no reason to be "butthurt" comrade
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>>58790263

Tourism is awesome. Only thing broken with it is that Napoleon and Brazil BTFO every other civ for a cultural victory
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>>58789649
Bismark was in the top five geopolitical/strategic masterminds in the world. He's a fine representative.
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>>58790640
>5 appearances (god tier)
America 12345 (5 total)
Aztec 12345 (5 total)
Babylon 12345 (5 total)
China 12345 (5 total)
Egypt 12345 (5 total)
England 12345 (5 total)
France 12345 (5 total)
Germany 12345 (5 total)
Greece 12345 (5 total)
India 12345 (5 total)
Mongolia 12345 (5 total)
Rome 12345 (5 total)
Russia 12345 (5 total)
Zulu 12345 (5 total)

>4 appearances (relevant)
Carthage 2345 (4 total)
Celts 2345 (4 total)
Japan 2345 (4 total)
Persia 2345 (4 total)
Spain 2345 (4 total)

>3 appearance (semi-relevant)
Arabia 345 (3 total)
Byzantines 345 (3 total)
Dutch 345 (3 total)
Incan 345 (3 total)
Korea 345 (3 total)
Mayan 345 (3 total)
Ottoman 345 (3 total)
Portugal 345 (3 total)
Viking 234 (3 total)

>2 appearances (almost relevant)
Ethiopia 45 (2 total)
Iroquois 35 (2 total)
Sumer 34 (2 total)
>only 1 appearance (absolutely NOT relevant. only included because out of ideas, and trying to cater to the market. i.e. DONT GET COCKY YOU THIRD WORLD PIECE OF SHIT JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE IN 1 CIV GAME NIGGER)
Assyria 5 (1 total)
Austria 5 (1 total)
Brazil 5 (1 total)
Denmark 5 (1 total)
Hittites 3 (1 total)
HRE 4 (1 total)
Huns 5 (1 total)
Indonesia 5 (1 total)
Khmer 4 (1 total)
Mali 4 (1 total)
Morocco 5 (1 total)
Native American 4 (1 total)
Poland 5 (1 total)
Polynesians 5 (1 total)
Shoshone 5 (1 total)
Siam 5 (1 total)
Songhai 5 (1 total)
Sioux 2 (1 total)
Sweden 5 (1 total)
Venice 5 (1 total)
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>>58790640
Brazil was in 2 civs.
>>58790755
Okay then.
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>>58790758
so destroy or nerf them before they hit the good wonders
the start bias for +2 culture or whatever they get is meaningless in the long run :DDD
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No Australian civ what the fug :DD
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>>58790772
>DONT GET COCKY YOU THIRD WORLD PIECE OF SHIT JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE IN 1 CIV GAME NIGGER
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>>58790772
>autism: the post
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>>58790798
Attila or some other aggresive early civ can wreck them.
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>his country is so irrelevant that it dosen't steal another nations UU in Civ
LMAO
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>>58790798

>Playing aggressively

What are you, muslim?
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>>58790793
>space civ
>civ

no.
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>>58789649
wtf you're complaining about one of the biggest strategists and political minds of the world's history. All our guy did was get his cock sucked by monarchists
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>>58790863
i bet you're one of the hippies who spends his time on settler difficulty 'building muh houses and roads'

git gut or git the fug out xD

on higher difficulties there is no other way, you have to get aggressive or you will be wiped out by turn 100
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>>58790853
it's really cool when Harold puts the helmet when war starts 2bh
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>>58790900
I fucking dare you say this to my face you piece of shit. I'm going to wreck you m9, fight me irl if you can cocksucker, go back to the slavehouse.
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You are all plebs for playing civ anyway, normie tier strategy game
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>>58790970
>he doesn't play civ just to chill out
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>>58790913
>Thinks the only way to win on higher difficulties is spamming an army then killing everybody else

Wow you sure sound like a great strategist
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@58790970
here's your you you didn't get, now go clean your mums basement, where you live
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>>58790999
Play Oranje my man.
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>>58790970
:^)
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>>58791002
>projects peoples thoughts
wow you sure sound like a great fortune teller and a gyppo cunt

build an army and get rid of the cunts that are going to attack you no matter what, is all i said... wew
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>>58790999
I was playing Mexico the other day, cucked the US out of Texas and everything else. Supported the CSA and made an Empire with Maximilian. Felt good.
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Boycott Civilization until Canada gets a Civ
If Brazil got a Civ there's no reason we shouldn't
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>>58791055
You already did, It's Great Britain.
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>>58791055

Leader: Justin Trudeau: Guarantee cultural win at turn 450 because "IT'S 2016 GUYS"
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>>58791055
>Be Sid Meier
>Be Canadian
>Never include Canada in his own game

How irrelevant can Canada be?
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>>58791094
keke xD
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>>58791055
Brazil had an empire and cool shit, what noteworthy thing has a Canadian ever done?
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>>58791094
>Leader: Justin Trudeau: Guarantee cultural win at turn 450 because "IT'S 2016 GUYS"
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>>58791090
I'd settle for a Civ having both England and the British Empire. Civ V already has Germany and the HRE
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>>58790941
Tell me why he should be praised as much as he is
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>>58791055
>double resources/production on tundra tiles
>-50% birth rate
>trudeau as great leader
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>>58791055
Special Unit: Mounties, same stats as great war infantry, gets extra movement and some more health.
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>>58791116
Participated in a significant manor in both World Wars and 20th Century politics, a history just as long as Brazil's
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>>58791167
No, it would be an improved WWI-tier infantry called Storm Troopers, or a unique jet fighter called the Avro Arrow
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>>58791173
>Participated in a significant manor in both World Wars
even estonia participated in a more significant *manner in both world wars

cmon, you aint got shit going for you, the best bet would be a city state under america
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Principally mapuche (the ethnicity)
also inca, aymara, atacameños, rapa nui and selknam. Others are irrelevant.
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>>58791094

Special unit: SJWs (Every unit they kill, the owner of said unit gains cultural points because if you kill your enemies they win)
Special wonder: Space needle
Golden Age special: Multiculturalism. For every foreign unit in your borders you gain 1% bonus culture per turn
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>>58791132
DUDE DYES LMAO
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>>58791146
Do you want me to teach your country's history m8?
>>58791138
If there is England, there is Canada, since your head of state is the english queen.
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>>58791214
> city state
Huh. I didn't know Canada was a city. til
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>>58791214
lol sure
We had the third largest Navy and the fourth largest airforce at the end of WWII
England would have starved to death during the seige if it weren't for Canada
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>>58791287
to pour some salt on myself, our best chance of ever being included in the game would either be a city under germany, under sweden or russia... that's literally it :DDD
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>>58791269
If there is HRE, there is Germany
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>>58791310
impressive!
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>>58791325
> playing cuckmeier's civilization
> not playing a real gsg
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>>58791363
t. i suck at civ

go into your own thread for ultra autismo simulators
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>>58791363
Can't wait for Hearts of Iron
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>>58791269
Read and enjoy

https://pt.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Segundo_reinado#Crises_do_Segundo_Reinado
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>>58791333
There's no HRE in civ v iirc
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>>58789726
>having Ted Cruz in drags represent his country
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>>58791203
The Avro Arrow was a shitty MiG-25 ripoff.
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>>58791461
I don't even have the game and I know there is
>>58791484
Nah
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>>58791252
>American special unit: Conscientious objector (-75% health against bronze age units, automatically defects if not at full health)
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>>58791393
>anyone
>sucking at a map painting simulator
Wew
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>>58791478
hue
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>>58791456
VocĂŞ Ă© um tipo especial de retardado. VocĂŞ Ă© preto nĂŁo Ă©?
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>Not adding Australia which literally has the oldest culture in the world
This game is a meme, they even have 2 wonders which are Australian.
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>>58791510
>I don't even have the game and I know there is
uhm, no, there isn't
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>tfw Civ5 costs 100 reais with all DLC
fuck this gay earth
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>>58791519

America already has a civ, we're trying to make a civ for your irrelevant country
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>>58791555
natural wonders mate, the game has the coral reefs too, but you don't see a bunch of yabbies getting salty over it xD
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>>58791600
The F15 is a shitty unit t.bh
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>>58791555

Sydney (And I think Melbourne) are city states.

What history do you even have post independence?
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>>58791579
Yeah you're right, I was thinking of Civ 4.
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>>58791550
NĂŁo Ă© um argumento
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>5 native American civs
>3 civs that have the same city
>we still get shoved in with celts
>the leader is a literally who brit who's famous for being raped
>no Brian Boru, Granuaile or Éamon de Valera
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>>58791659
Would you like CĂş Cuchulainn or Niall NĂ­oĂ­giallach ?
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>>58790799
>implying
Its Civilizations not emu killers 9
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>>58791642
Australia was quite unique really, it was an isolated island on the other side of the world, a mysterious land with an ancient culture, exotic flora and fauna and an unforgiving landscape. Settlement and Exploration was one of the most treacherous on Earth. And yet the country is now one of the most prosperous and richest civilisations in the world. You can't tell me that isn't worthy of a Civ.
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>>58791765

Leader
Golden Age bonus
Special land unit
Unique wonder
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>>58791765
You couldve just said it was a backwater continent fit only for British prisoners with fucked up teeth. The only real wars youve been in that havent involved fighting the wildlife and losing have meant Anglo states with actual relevance coming to your rescue (see WWII)
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>>58791765
so aussies would start out with abos given a bonus for ranged weapons, bit of extra movement points through desert tiles and then mid game they would turn into brit light with a slight bonus to mining?
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>>58791363
>not playing a real gsg
>posts eu4
t. Johan
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>>58789554
Why do you guys name your leaders after middle eastern food?
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>>58791714
Anything would be better than what we have now. Though CĂş Cuchulainn would be better suited as a great general.
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>>58791874
>middle eastern food
lula means squid in portuguese nigga, and it's a nickname his name is Luís Inácio da Silva
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>>58791887

>Irish civ
>Lose half of country to the British civ
>Culture bleed: Race against the clock to not become irrelevant
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>>58791657
Não não é, mas são quase meia noite e estou com sono esperando o bf4 baixar de novo depois de formatar o pc. Não estou com saco de discutir, então te chamei de preto, não que isso seja xingamento, mas entendo porque pretos teriam a bundadoída com o Império. Enfim, vou lá, boa noite.
Te recomendo essa banda tuaregue aqui
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C8Idy3ljqo
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>>58791946
>half of country
>american mathematics
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>>58791874
that's fucking rich coming from a country whose leaders name literally means a building for infantry and then some obscure afro musical instrument xDDD
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>>58791969
>preto
>nĂŁo que isso seja um xingamento
Ofendido psh
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>>58791922
Ahh I see

I just found it funny because dilma sounds like dolma which is peppers and squash stuffed with meat and rice

And lula is a type of kebab
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>>58791851
Pemulwuy, Aboriginal who resisted initial colonisation, got shot multiple times and captured, yet escaped and continued to fight til death.

Each iron resource being worked provides 1 gold

Digger, Great War infantry specialising in desert and jungle warfare. Does not obsolete at Marines.

Opera house or Sydney Harbour bridge, Opera house provides culture, bride gives extra production
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>>58792041
noice, kebab food is delicious, i am starving for some
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>>58791986
Bravo Estonia
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>>58792046

And Australians would be totally cool with having an Abo portray the leader of the Australian country?
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>>58792041
>dilma sounds like dolma which is peppers and squash
dilmah is a brand of tea ;)
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>>58792046
Were abos back then just as ugly ? I'd imagine the prettiest ones got mixed.
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>>58792073
I'm eating some right now

Do you guys have middle eastern restaurants in Brazil? Seems like it would fit in with your guys' meat-centric cuisine
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>>58792096
Why not? I'm racist as a joke but this Abo was based as
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>>58792112
they were a lot shorter and not so fat as you are probably used to seeing on pics

ps. so were the colonizers of australia
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>>58791851
John A MacDonald, the first Prime Minister

More gold from trade

Storm trooper

Chateau Frontenac or CN Tower
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>>58789628
>moctezuma

meh
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>>58792393
More like suckspanishcocktezuma
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>>58790772
>Assyria
>HRE
>Huns
>Austria
>Brazil
>Denmark
>Poland
>Indonesia
>Poland
>Thailand (Siam)
>Sweden
>Venice
>Third world
wew lad
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>>58792393
b-but the feathery headgear ;__;
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>>58791478
kek
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>>58792118
>Do you guys have middle eastern restaurants in Brazil?
Brazil has the biggest arab diaspora in the world m8.
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>>58792433
how does a estonian ends up being an aztecboo?
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brazil is one of the funniest civ in the game
Estonia is mad because it isnt in the game and willprobably never be
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>>58792416
>play monty
>izzy declares war on turn 50
erry time

>>58792486
long long history of civ playing ;)
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>start the game as Russia
>Kiev spawns near me
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>>58792118
yeap, tons of lebs here, one of my close friends is literally a br from a muslim lebanese family
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>>58792499
>mad
well memet my sun, if anything i should be happy because i have brazilian roots
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>>58792481
Even bigger than sweden?

Didn't know that actually, but that's good you got delicious stuff like kebabs, hummus and baklava
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>>58792528
>i have brazilian roots
...?
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>>58792549
grandparents on mums side were brazilian jews
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>>58789628
>moctezuma and pacal

we literally have 2 leaders in the game
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>>58792526
Nice, have you guys got a lot of armenian diaspora too? I only ask because my bazillionaire uncle lives there
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>>58792558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13YqDodMVRS
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>>58792628
kek kekekekekeke xDDDDD you saved it bro :DDDD
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>>58792539
Much bigger.
Kibbehs and sfihas are default food nowadays.
>>58792558
How did they or your mother ended up in Estonia? If you don't mind answering.
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>>58792572
>>58792416
>>58792393
Since Texcoco is third city (?) Nezahualcoyotl should be leader.
Cuauhtemoc at least, or Cuitlahuac
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>>58792621
we have some in SĂŁo Paulo
>>58792650
:DDD Yeap, I remember it as soon as you said you were part BR hue :D
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Who NQmod here?
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>>58792661
cuahtemoc and villa (or zapata ) would be good
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>>58792665
>we have some in SĂŁo Paulo

Yeah that's actually where he lives, cool

Honestly never knew that brazil has so many different diasporas
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>>58792621
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armenian_Brazilians
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>>58791851
>UA: Dreamtime
>increased health regeneration when put to sleep on road tiles
>one time +4 happiness increase upon researching combustion

>>58789505
>his leader is a bond villain with a jungle super villain hideout and literal carnivals for golden ages
Is Brazil a meme civ?
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>>58792655
i do mind since i don't want this thread to be muh heritage tier

anyway long story short, they were looking for business in europe and they ended up being large estate owners in finland and estonia, later only estonia since they were banished for whatever reason from finland (they never spoke about it to me and i wasn't very interested as a young lad)
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>Kyzyl
>your irrelevant hometown included as a cultural citystate
>feels good
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>>58792621
Yes, my mother grew up with an Armenian family in a "vila" (it's a kind of closed street with houses), they were very loud and harsh accordinly to her, but the children were nice.
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>>58789505
We wuz maya n shieet
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>>58792718
Yeah but they can only use dreamtime after you've discovered petroleum

>>58792704
Good to see they're doing well down there. How is SĂŁo Paulo for tourists?
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>>58792718
2bh, it's literally ourselves, we literally want our culture to dominate the entire world by literally aggregating and integrating every difference towards our culture and making it BRBRHUEHUE, that's why we are so shit at war too in this game. Even Pedro II himself says when he loses a war "That's why I prefer diplomacy over violence". They did a good job at representing us 2bh
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>>58792772
>they were very loud and harsh accordinly to her, but the children were nice

Yeah definitely sounds like an Armenian family, it comes with being hot-blooded people
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>>58792799
We were never bad fighters tho.
>um boi para nĂŁo entrar em briga, uma boiada para nĂŁo sair
>>58792734
Thanks lad, may your life be long and prosperous.
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>>58792793
It's literally our version of NY, there's everything to do there, the biggest japanese and italian diaspora lives there, tons of people from across the globe. It's our economical powerhouse, most attractions there are mostly cultural or gastronomical. If you want a more BR touristy vibe you could go to the beaches of SĂŁo Paulo like Santos, which is like a really small sized version of Rio 2bh
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>>58792539
We have mostly christian arabs, see. I actually believe we have more of them than lebanon now.
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>>58792854
yeah, we do everything not get in a war, but when we do... It's to kill
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>>58792858
Wow sounds really cool

Not surprised that Armenians went there since we usually immigrated mostly to the cultural/economical capitals of whatever country we escaped to

Definitely will be one of my destinations if I decide to visit South America


>>58792874
That's pretty cool, Christian arabs are usually good people and it makes sense that they escaped to other countries because of the struggle between Christian and Muslim government in Lebanon
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>>58793044
make sure you go to terraço itália to get some good food and watch the skyline 2bh
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>>58792825
Yeah, my mother and father (also daughter and son of immigrants) had a nice childhood, both had the opportunity to grow up with a lot of different people with diverse backgrounds. Nowadays Rio isn't as much comopolitan.
>>58792886
And that's how it has to be.
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fucking venice has a """"civ""""

might as well give us ten or twenty due to our hanseatic days ffs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanseatic_League

>It dominated Baltic maritime trade (c. 1400–1800) along the coast of Northern Europe. It stretched from the Baltic to the North Sea and inland during the Late Middle Ages and early modern period (c. 15th to 19th centuries).
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>>58789875
Jid Mejier Jibiliseichon
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>>58790640
>zulu
Why?
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>>58793099
Thanks for the recommendation, I'll remember that

That's a really beautiful view of the city, must be especially great at night like in your photo
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>>58793223
el peruANO
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>>58793207
Special ability: if you lose a city say it was a complo, automaticaly denouncing whoever took it.
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>>58789726
Ramkahdmf is fucking bitch
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>>58793207
acento rioplatense?
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>>58793152
I never knew how much America and Brazil had in common. I always appreciate the opportunity I've had to experience all these different cultures despite living in one country. I think it makes life more colorful to have different kinds of people/food/music etc all in the same nation

Why is it less cosmopolitan now? Has immigration slowed down?
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>>58793332
Mexican politician, Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador talked like that.
When he lost the election: me ejtan ajiendo un complo !
They probably did, but I don't like him.
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>>58793349
because since SĂŁo Paulo became the economical center of Brazil since the XX century, most immigrants go to SP instead of Rio 2bh, even our embassies reccomend that to immigrants
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>>58793317
i just love dicking this faggot till he breaks
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>>58793424
>neutral

xD
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>>58793413
Ahh that makes sense, it's always a shame when you lose those foreign influences that make life more interesting

I never knew how great it was until I moved to los angeles, growing up in a small town I was probably the most exotic person there since everyone was either mexican or white
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>>58793349
Because immigration to Brazil slowed down, we receive much much less people nowadays. And the grandsons and granddaughters of those immigrants are assimilated already, tho their ethnic footprint is still very clear around the city.
>>58793413
>embassies reccomend immigrants go to SP
Didn't know they wanted to make immigrants mass suicide.
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>>58793623
Yeah, those days of international conflict which caused so many people to flee to far away countries are over now, well except for the middle east, but they've always been in turmoil and Europe is probably easier for them to immigrate to

Also why did you say they want immigrants to mass suicide? Is SĂŁo Paulo dangerous?
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>>58793623
commit*
>>58793584
That's not the reason bruh. Brazil was a melting pot during the first half of the 20th century, it isn't anymore despite my countryman delusions.
>I never knew how great it was until I moved to los angeles
Yes, it is great. Sometimes people don't realize this.
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>Quebec has their own city estate but Canada is not a civ
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>>58793716
>Sometimes people don't realize this.

Yes, especially some of the kids on this board talking about how they want all immigrants to disappear, they don't realize how boring life is when there are no different cultures around you.

It's what my dad told me when I asked him why there are so many different kinds of people "God didn't want us to be bored, so he made us all different."
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>>58793696
> those days of international conflict which caused so many people to flee to far away countries are over now
That's not the sole reason Brazil isn't as attractive to immigrants as it once was (the US for example didn't lose impetus). That's the reason why even our embassies and consulates in the Middle East granting refugee passports to almost everyone who applies, we received just a few thousands syrians and iraqis.

http://www.ibtimes.com/road-rio-brazil-offers-syrian-refugees-new-home-economy-puts-their-latin-american-2360493

>Also why did you say they want immigrants to mass suicide? Is SĂŁo Paulo dangerous?
It's just banter. Brazilians in general don't like people from Rio, but we don't take them seriously.
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>>58793899
>Implying

Vancouver is also a city state.
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>>58793944
>over now
>That's not the sole reason Brazil isn't as attractive to immigrants as it once was

I'm sure it also has to do with the fact that your government probably won't give much welfare and other social assistance, and also the weakness of currency

>It's just banter. Brazilians in general don't like people from Rio, but we don't take them seriously.

Ahh, kind of like how people from other states hate people from California and New York
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>>58793899
>Canada is not a civ
You mean the British Empire? Cuz "Canada" wasn't a country until pretty recently.
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>>58794013
>I'm sure it also has to do with the fact that your government probably won't give much welfare and other social assistance, and also the weakness of currency
Yes, those are among the reasons we aren't attractive to immigrants. There are others as well.
>Ahh, kind of like how people from other states hate people from California and New York
Hahaha, maybe. Everytime something bad happens here or in the State as a whole, you can see people from all over the country cheering. It's frustrating, specially because cariocas (people from Rio city) and fluminenses (people from the State) don't have this behavior.

>>58793917
>"God didn't want us to be bored, so he made us all different."
Exactly! I like your father. Everyday I wake up look through my window and think how much beauty remains to be seen. I try everyday to listen to music from all over the world, watch movies, read books and learn languages. We have much to learn from each other, all humanity.
Anyway, I have to go, it's past my time already. May you and your family have a long and prosperous life friend.
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>>58792426
>Assyria
dead
>HRE
dead
>Huns
dead
>Austria
shit
>Brazil
poopoo
>Denmark
irrelevant weak cucks
>Poland
poor plumbers
>Indonesia
3rd world monkey shit
>Poland
why you say them twice nigga
>Thailand (Siam)
3rd world aids infested monkey balls
>Sweden
gay capital of the world
>Venice
dumb

problem?
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>>58794053
Except in civ it's never the "British" Empire. It's the English Empire.


So we can't piggyback off it unfortunately
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>>58794215
>Assyrians
>Dead
que?
>Thailand and Indonesia
>Third world
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>>58794301
>Thailand and Indonesia
>Third world

They are you dumb shit.
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>>58794053
Canada would just be a carbon copy of America with different passives winch would not be really original ex: less railroad maintenance or +1 food out of tundra tile

>>58794215
I think Denmark is actually the worst civ in civ5, its regarded as the weakest along with Sweden, since Sweden has abilities to fucking help your enemies (sort of)

>>58794272
Iroquois would somewhat represent Canada or New France, Mohawk mostly, one of their cities is named after Montreal after all
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>>58794385
>Denmark
>weakest
They're not. Go Honor-Commerce and fuck people up. Berserker is a great unit, just don't use it to damage cities (applies to all melee units), and their UA is great for coastal battles.

>Sweden
>weakest

Quite wrong. Sweden is flippin powerful if you use them right.

t.Resident Deity Domination Guru (RDDG)
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>>58794152
>Everytime something bad happens here or in the State as a whole, you can see people from all over the country cheering.

Yes totally like how we californians are treated by other states. If you've been on /int/ for a while you might've noticed all those threads about how california will run out of water, will die from thirst, etc.

I don't know if it's banter, jealousy or just a mixture of both

>Everyday I wake up look through my window and think how much beauty remains to be seen

That's a great way to look at life man, it will always keep you hopeful about the future thinking like that. Actually, one of my favorite writers Khalil Gibran (who happened to be Lebanese) has a famous phrase "The point of life is to discover beauty, everything else is simply a form of waiting."

>Anyway, I have to go, it's past my time already. May you and your family have a long and prosperous life friend.

Thank you friend, I wish the same to you and your family as well, it's always great to have such insightful and pleasant discourse
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>>58794484
My info is 2 years old, didn't keep up with updates that much

Problem with Sweden is the great person buff also helps the other guy to generate them
France and Siam were pretty much op in vanilla, thats what I remember
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>Still no CIV5 /int/ game stream has been made

Missed opportunity TBQH.
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>>58794683
>not making an /int/ Civ V mod

smdh familia
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>>58794920
does it count as a mod if i replaced the preferred religion for sweden to islam in an xml configuration file? xD
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>>58795017
Don't forget to do it for britain and germany too
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>>58795314
can't do that, the parser for the xml file goes apeshit if you add additional biases to civs that were not included in the original file
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>>58789505
>mfw we do
>mfw he has a dope music adopted from a popular ottoman war song
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>>58789505
>Belgrade is a city-state
>Slovenia, Bosnia, Serbia, Croatia, Montenegro, Macedonia, Albania, Bulgaria and Romania do not exsist as CIVs

We should at least have Yugoslavia civ desu
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>>58790772
>Aztec
>Mayan
WE
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>>58795017
You have to go full autismo and make a new civilization
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>>58795762
I liked your Civ IV music better.

Though I prefer angry Phos Hilaron to your guys' war theme.
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>>58789649
Filthy bavarian scum
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>>58789726
son of a bitch always take all the city states and starts fucking with me if I don't exterminate him early on
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>>58790049
Denmark has norwegian cities too
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>>58790263
Snakemen are pretty nice
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>>58796211
Sorry, but probably not happening. And by probably I mean there is a 0% chance of it happening.
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>>58797772

Same thing with Sweden and Finland

City names + unique unit
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>>58791090

This
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>>58794215
We're cucks? Fuck off m8 we're the ones with closed borders and border-line concentration camps.
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>>58794667
It also tricks people into accepting the friendship declaration, thinking that they're getting the equal benefit, forgetting that Sweden's ability stacks and they get a much bigger bonus. In the end of the day it doesn't matter how fast your opponents are getting their great persons if you are getting them even faster.
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The real question is why do people like Sweden do in fact have a leader representing them
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>No Rhodesian civ
>No bonus in civilizing barbaric people
>No bonus of 1000% when fighting against negros
Shit game
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Wu Zetian is insane. She literally starts shit for no reason ,betrays everyone and is a greedy cunt.

ironically genghis is less of a dick.
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>>58800170

Because Wu was known to be one of China's more bloody emperor. Genghis was just a dick to people who didn't ally to him
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>Conquered half of the world
> Dominated Europe for 2 centuries uncontested
>Second most spoken language of the world
>300 years of naval dominance
>First world currency
>Explored half of the world and conected international trade with China
>Not in Vanilla
>Be Montezuma
>Got ultra cucked by based Cortez
>Did nothing worth mentioning,but getting cucked
>In vanilla
Fuck this world
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play the world extended is a nice mod.

even if it causes massive clusterfucks in europe. Then again ,thats how history went.
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>>58800247
>Be great leader who made Russia great
>"Yeah nah fuck you Peter, Catherine was much better than you"
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>>58789505
Dutch leader best leader.
Look at that smug face and tell me it doesn´t piss you off this is the best guy to trade with.
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>>58800324
she has nice titties
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>>58800170
she's a backstabbing cunt for sure
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>>58800324
So intolerant Sweden,we need to force gender equality in a history simulator,even though it never happened.
Fuck you cisgender white male oppressor!!!!!
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