Congrats
America made your country into the 51st state.
How do you respond?
>>58781986
Parade
be extremely resentful then go on with my day as usual
Enjoy freedoms
yasssss!!
burn down whitehouse
>>58781986
Ay carumba! Donde estan las gringas?
>>58781986
Rejoice
Fight gorilla warfare to the bitter end
>>58781986
>How do you respond?
Flood it. Flood it all...
>>58781986
meh...
>>58782896
They're at Walmart hefe. Donde esta bonitas?
I guess nothing changes. Except we get guns n shit. Yay.
>>58781986
Be happy because eternal protection from US
With my gun, oh wait I don't have one. I'd join partisant organisation then, since you always lose to them.
Celebrate May day in Washington Oblast.
eat a burger
keikaku dori
It's possible only after some long propaganda or nuclear war. Either ways Russian population is fucked.
>>58781986
Assuming that all of the British royal family is dead, I'll immediately start fighting for the liberation of Britain and the restoration of the monarchy with a Dutch or Danish crown.
Eat shit republicans.
>>58781986
Genocide niggers I don't want any niggers in my country
buy a gun
import myself a qt protestant gf
register myself as a constitution party voter
Invade Malvinas again
>>58781986
nothing changed tb'h
>>58783240
>monarchist cucks would rather have some Dutch faggot rulling after the glory that was Elizabeth II than be under the benevolent rule of God Emporer Trump
>Shit it's official now
Voting Trump!
Already happened.
t. literally in São Paulo
>>58781986
>>58781986
Anglo, Frankish and all other Canadians to the mutt-bred Americans!
You, fat and greedy devil and damned devil’s brother and friend, assistant to the Antichrist himself. What kind of fucking man are you, who needs an assault rifle to hit the broadside of a barn? What kind of woman-whore are you, who needs pushing lumps of plastic in her face? I shit, and your children eat. You will not, you sons of bitches, make subjects of good Canadian men and women. We fear not your Abrams, your Apaches or your Marines, through day and night and by tooth and nail we will battle with thee, fuck your own mothers!
You Texan steer-fucker, Ohio rock-chewer, Detroit nigger-wrangler, New York rat hunter, Wisconsin cow fondler, Arizona beaner, Louisiana gator kisser, senile Florida coot, Californian liberal and disgrace of the continent from the west coast to the east, fat fools of the world, most moronic in all the heavens and stupidest among all who walk the earth. Cunt-kicking, dick-sucking, shit-gurgling, piss-bathing kike. Enjoy fucking your mothers and grandmothers!
So we the Canadians declare, you pathetic waste of biomass! Had you escape to our country in light of Trump’s victory, we’d not let you even pick up our trash. Let it be known, we mark this day, the day of our letter writ to you, with the metric measure, and not the damned foolish dipshittery of the imperial system. But no matter how one marks it, we both know the day and the hour of our decree against you fat fucks; so kiss our hairy lumberjack asses!
Sincerely, your northern neighbors, the Canadians.
I thank a lot. It's about a time.
https://youtu.be/JeKPIRopsAQ
>>58787270
Never ever post this again.
>>58787461
Traitor. Go move into America(aka nigger-SJW-stan)if you love it so much.
Canada stronk.
True north, strong and free.
>>58787528
Fuck off you cringey 14 year old faggot
>>58784916
So the difference is that America actually has an aircraft carrier that Russia can buzz?
Join the gorila fighters
>>58787570
Im sorry you dont love your country faggot.
>>58787734
>gorila fighters
So you'd fight against your own countrymen?
>>58787624
Hahaha. Those Russian jets are like flies compared to U.S. military power. No wonder they don't bother to shake them off.
>>58787856
Yes. Since I'm now part of the US.
>>58784916
Those Russian assholes just wish they could fly like us.
https://youtu.be/5GvQdSh0bb0
Helo where ids burger :DD
>>58782949
Shhhh, let daddy protect you from the big bad ruskies
>>58781986
clap
>>58788111
>russian assholes
you're not even trying are you? why not?
>>58787270
t. redditor
I wanna post on behalf of flips but I don't live there. Anyway this is Florida. The South will rise again Fuck you Union scum.
Ok. Now you are really fucked.
Enjoy your shitloads of bydlo and commies, Trump on next election, drunk orkz with access to guns in many states and so on.
Also even more jews.
>>58784916
based turks
>>58790122
Good. They can finally start fixing this shitty hellhole.
>>58783579
Are you saying you wouldnt want to be a part of us after everything weve done to validate you as a nation? I promise we would be nice.
>>58781986
business as usual
