Post YFW these countries declare war and try to invade your country
>>58769181
bump
>>58768929
Wait, are all of these nations attacking my country?
I guess I'd have to go guerrilla.
>>58769246
No seperately, lets say with 5 years interval
>>58768929
>>58769296
Well if it's one at a time America will always win a war of defense. So I'm not too worried until we get to the one where America attacks us, aka civil war.
>>58769519
Im not asking if you are worried, im asking you to post your goddamn face behind every flag in the image that took me 30 minutes to make
>>58768929
Greece could finish you easily and Turkey too.
>>58769388
oh spooky torches
>>58768929
no need to, just decapitate hem
truly terrifying
>>58769388
how many jews/s is consumed for those torches, germany has lost all sense of environmentalism lately
>>58770501
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/dutch-soldiers-are-shouting-bang-bang-because-theyve-run-out-of-bullets-10442332.html
are you scared of us yet
>>58771537
>being this delusional
>>58771537
>the mighty canadian navy
>>58769767
Here I fixed it for you :^)
>>58771816
Will Beckett substitute the lemon face? He is my favorite writer.
>>58772010
>not even Australia
>>58768929
>>58768929
>confederatepepe.jpg
we literally won every war we've been in
s-so watch out!
>>58772755
>turkey
kek
>>58771537
>afraid of Britain
>>58772244
>>58779354
Don't underestimate Greece. You can destroy the country but they will come out like cockroaches from everywhere. They are superior to kurdniggas who are already a big problem in mountain lands.
>>58772921
You are not an enemy 4 Greece.
>>58780599
Come to Greece bastard america.
>>58780628
t. germanos papadapulous
>>58780852
saved
>>58780749
>>58780852
tiptopkek
>>58780852
when i see a greek around me.webm
>>58780852
I am a Greek and I told you the truth. Greeks will come like cockroaches from all sides.
>>58780941
Aliens are Greeks they will help.
>>58780332
very clear
>>58780852
Why...?
>>58780852
>>58769388
We seriously need to hire germans to make our uniforms.
Germans have the best looking military paraphernalia.
>>58781395
No
>>58781440
America is not a white country anymore.
>>58781681
Why not?
>>58768929
>>58781806
Because Americucks did nothing to stop your downfall.
>>58781980
Greece should take you in some days. They have many Greeks there too. They can kill your children and women b4 the Greek military arrives.
>>58782393
Viet Nam
>>58782393
>le Chinks are as weak as nips meme
>>58782853
t. Zhang
USA: nuclear winter on all Earth
any other: some nuclear ashes on its place.
>>58768929
Why isn't Russia in there?
>>58783009
Because modern Russia is shitty meme-tier country with outdated regular weapons and non-working nuclear weapons. Current Russia is a joke.
>>58771537
>le canada burned it down meme xD
>>58783071
>outdated regular weapons
Even russian military officer says it.
http://sputniknews.com/military/20130906/183214409/Military-Official-Slams-Russias-Outdated-Technology.html
>Belgium
literally who
>China
that's somewhat scary , at least we have murica , r-right ?
>Netherlands
>Poland
>Saudi Arabia
literally who ?
>US of America
oh fugg it's over
>iran
>spain
>greece
literally who?
>Great Britain
>Australia
Didn't work out too well for them last time :d
>>58782941
China would mean a nuke war too. But they're dead if they dare to attack us. Our important cities are too far away. Britcucks would ask for US halp so a nuke war again.
>>58783304
>>58780628
Pls dont be like a Turkish teenage bitch from youtube.
>>58768929
>Belgium
>Greece
>Iran
>Australia
>Poland
>Holland
kek.jpg
>US
>China
fug.jpg
>Turkey
wtfwedoin?.jpg
Compare the military spendings and population of those countries to Serbia. Some of them could win even without weapons just due to the population difference. The one close to our population (Greece) has a needesly high military funding that would fuck us over
>>58783649
Who?
>>58783886
Every Greek or Turkish teen.
>>58783649
Did you say that to me or that other guy?
I didn't use memes alot in my post other than Britain
>>58783994
Any examples on youtube?
>>58783998
Greece is not a literally who 4 Turkey.
>>58784037
Fuck Greece
Fuck Turkey
Greater Turkey
Greater Greece
Turkey vs Greece
Greece fucks Turkey
Turkey fucks Greece
Get some popcorn
>>58771816
>>58771739
>what is NORAD
>>58784233
>NORAD will save us!!!!
No we won't, especially if it's us invading :^)
>>58783838
CMON NOW.
SERBIA STRONG
1v1 at rust mate, settle it like men
>>58784360
but article 5... and our radar defense systems...
>>58784681
If Trumpy-boo gets elected we might not be in NATO for much longer
>>58772755
Can you explain iran and spain to me here?
>>58784748
God I hope we and the Canadians leave NATO soon honestly, it's time for Europe to fulfill it's destiny on it's own, whatever that may be
>>58784911
Even if you left you'll find a way to get involved. It's in your interest to
>>58785073
yes and the political influence power spectrum and bullshit yes yes
You are our greatest ally anyways
>>58785137
Don't talk to me or my nation ever again
>>58780599
this
>>58785200
you got it little cousin
>>58785137
Delete this
MRW they attack Finland
>>58785305
edgy bitch lying on the internet
you guys can't win
>>58785443
are you an american actually?
>>58784733
fixed
>>58785574
I am a Greek
>>58785601
pay deepts.
>>58785588
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "funny", I guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking funny? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be funny. It's easy to be funny. You just don't have to say anything stupid.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?
>>58785337
why, papaustralia
>>58785601
"Fuck Germany
I am Greek"
that guy?
>>58785676
i fuck your mother you son of a bitch
>>58785713
yes
>>58785698
>>58780628
there's no carte blanche to kill kurds though, and in case of war with greece there sure as fuck will be one for greeks
>>58783838
We would wreck you third worlders lad
Saudis have had a ridiculously high defense budget in recent years, I think they're chomping at the bit to attack Iran
>>58785941
>carte blanche
2 gay 4 my mind
explain
>>58785990
t. HQ of terrorism
>>58786036
Terrorists would want to protect their HQ, wouldn't they? (^:
>>58785338
this desu
I dont understand why are all of you FAGGOTSso afraid of amerifats INVADING your country. invading means THEY COME TO YOUR COUNTRY LMAO. they lost literally every single war where they really invaded.
even A FUCKING LEAF burned down their sacred, #1 historical building and THERE IS NOTHING THEY CAN DO ABOUT IT
picrelated, pathetic amerishits LMAO HAHAHA
>>58786003
basically no restrictions on anything. i meant turks cant just go 'haha lets kill all kurds lmao' right now. but if greeks lose and then start guerilla warfare, turks will go 'haha kill every greek on sight lmao'
>>58785990
How exacltly. Belgian military might be fancy and new, but how many are well trained and willing to fight in your liberal country ?
Greece has compulsory military service, if it didn't have we could probably put a good fight, unlike Belgium .
>>58768929
>>58786194
>serbia
lmao what
dude you are afraid of fuckinng greece? you're like second most ruthless pieces of shit on that continent after russians, and you're afraid of
>GREECE
lmao
compulsory service doesnt mean shit too
1 serb vs 3 greeks - i place my money on serb everyday and twice on sunday
WHOLE serbia vs WHOLE greece = easy breasy win for serbia to be honest family
>>58786229
I honestly wonder how fast USA could take Canada
Would anyone even put up a resistance?
>>58785698
Saved
>>58786245
with what purpose? life would literally be better. who cares, we're basically vassal state under harper
>>58786117
The thing is we never really invaded North Vietnam
We just sat around the coast dicking around for years doing jack shit
>>58786194
>Greece has compulsory military service
Yeah, right, like civilians could put up a fight against trained military with good equipment and NATO backing in conventional warfare ;^)
>>58786242
>you're like second most ruthless pieces of shit on that continent after russians,
this
>>58786266
>, we're basically vassal state under harper
m8...
you might want to check the CURRENT YEAR
>>58786242
Those are memes, we lost more than we gained in every war we fought since the 14th century. Also very outdated military equipment doesnt help
>>58786274
>eubleu ble hhfhfhfhfh
fuck off retard
also who 'we'??
did you fight in nam? cunt? bitch? you faggot?
>>58786245
I remember reading somewhere that Britain has a plan already if the situation were to happen.
Their plan is to not help at all since it'd be suicide, then raise defense in the UK and hope America doesn't want that land too.
>>58786309
>Their plan is to not help at all since it'd be suicide, then raise defense in the UK and hope America doesn't want that land too.
>>58785990
Our catapults are all broken and we are out of rocks to throw, so how do you imagine we'll do that?
>>58785798
trayas are literally better than canadians in every aspect. This makes canadians so butthurt they resort to imitating them in the ancient ways of bantz and funposting, but they fail, so they come across as dumb and unfunny posters.
Add in other factors like le weed man, a fucking leaf, not having a national identity, being overrun by immigrants, lack of international interest, horrible bantz and general try-hardness and you've got some of the pettiest posters in 4chan.
UK is the senile but based old man, USA is the normie, Straya is the lovable idiot, and Canada is the little bitter guy that, jealous of the love the idiot gets, tries to be cool too, but fails miserably and makes everyone hate him.
Canadians will never have an identity.
>>58786348
Free kalashnikov booth at Molenbeek
>>58786304
US and Australia
Unlike you paint eating chinks we actually fight with our allies
>Gets proven wrong
>"Fuck off retard"
Sorry to shatter your meme
USA could invade all of yurop and take it in a few days because the majority of them rely on USA to protect them and have no real standing military
>>58785573
kek
>>58786361
you are LITERALLY A RAPEBABY OF FUCKING SUBHUMAN NATIVE ABORIGINALS AND SPANISH CONQUISTADORS
LMAO DUDE FUCK OFF
your ancestry line: mr. Fernando Torres IV comes on ship to america. fucks a dirty ugly native aboriginal bonga-donga juanita edition. then your great great grandfather is born. brain - 99% mexican (shit), 1% spanish (slightly less shit), looks - 99% mexican (ugly troll 1.5 meters tall) 1% spanish (has 32 teeth at age 20 still)
>>58786481
ni hao
>>58786387
>we
you dont fight
you dont have anything
you are not USA or its achievements
you're little bitter piece of shit haha lmao I am richer than you and your mom will die of brain tumor
bye bye pathetic whoreson
>>58786481
>>58786523
You need to calm down desu
>>58786523
>I am richer than you
With this sort of behavior I wouldn't be surprised if NEETs made more than you
Because you're a wee bab and it's illegal to have babs work
>>58768929
>>58786481
>>58786523
chill the fuck out you goof
>>58786481
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "funny", I guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking funny? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be funny. It's easy to be funny. You just don't have to say anything stupid.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?
>>58772211
>not Australia, Jr.
maymay
>>58786646
>he makes no money because he's constantly snowed in
>no Russia in those countries
sneaky Ivan
>>58780332
sorrey your coat of arms is cool but your flag....
>>58787056
>unironically having a coat of arms on your flag
lmao
>>58785991
I think they may want to stay away from any costly wars while the price of oil is so low
>>58769767
I laughed way more at the Poland one that I should have.
>Marie
>Curie
>>58787231
its 2x1 but its ok, i know you are depressed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inbreeding_depression
>>58786309
Is this a modern plan?
>>58787402
>element is discovered by a pole and called Polonium history remembers it being discovered by France
top kek
>>58770501
We do this in Canada too.
Maneuvering is what counts anyways.
>>58787813
>>58771537
Can we say canadians are modern-day spartans?
>>58771537
>yellow faces everywhere
Canadian indeed
>>58781440
maybe yourself could be another civil war?
>>58786481
>gets called petty
>responds by being extremely petty
THESE EVENTS ARE BEYOND FABRICATION
>>58791504
itt we trigger leafs
>>58768929
daily reminder that New Zealand is
>100%
>FREE
>FOR
>THE
>TAKING
>>58786481
t. Zhang Pao
>>58768929
>>58786309
>Their plan is to not help at all since it'd be suicide, then raise defense in the UK and hope America doesn't want that land too.
>>58787975
I don't think it is, I think it's from the Empire days
sorry for replying so late but I tried googling it and then got seriously sidetracked
>>58786348
Retrieve the rocks, duh.
>>58785698
Pasta?
>>58768929
>invading ourselves
AYO HOL UP
Greece isn't even aware that we never removed our nukes from Crete. Nuf said
>>58785787
>>58786309
Sounds like the plan they had to fight Germany
>>58780749
In the US' defense, the Vietcong also demolished the PLA when they invaded, and they single-handedly ended the Khmer Rouge when Cambodia invaded. Vietnam could probably kick anyone's ass.
>>58768929
h-here I go
le meme
ZIKA FOR EVERYONE!
>>58795144
>implying memeka is an issue for anyone except pregnant women
>>58772755
>that turkey and iran
kek
>that china
WE
>>58784803
For iran
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spy_vs._Spy
>>58785588
Lmao a good Canadian post for once
>>58787402
>>58788117
>>58783838
Stay comfy serbibro.
>>58772244
Don't worry if you Tatter you probably find here home later...
>>58780852
F
>>58785573
Lost my shit here
>>58772755
>the turkey one
>>58786309
>>58786334
>>58787975
>>58792683
>>58793905
I know that when a new Prime Minister is elected in the UK they have to give a letter (thats the same letter) to each Nuclear armed submarine, and in the event that the British mainland is unresponsive or is lost during war, the note on the submarine has the orders for this scenario, it has the options of saying:
>"Retaliate with a nuke against the enemy/don't retaliate"
>"Let the ship's captain decide to retaliate"
>"Place the vessel under an ailed countries command"
The PM never reveals what they want and each note is put into a safe on armed submarines
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letters_of_last_resort
some pretty cool shit tbqh
>>58770212
perfect
>>58785338
Accurate.
>mfw Britain
>>58786427
is Europe including or excluding Russia for you?
>>58791126
>yellow face calling Canada for facilitating yellow faces
>>58768929
I am a Greek
>>58768929
Fucking love this thread!
>>58786242
>you're like second most ruthless pieces of shit on that continent after russians
>>58800578
Don't you dare belittle our mighty bio-artillery, Hans!
>>58797470
>>58797814
You two should fight it out
>>58780852
can some turk explain this webm?
>>58808463
>>58799904
>>58799515
>>58797814
>>58797470
>>58795140
>>58794082
>>58792289
>>58791982
>>58791632
>>58787434
Why is everyone underestimating Australia?
Friendly reminder that Japan would have won the Pacific theater if it weren't for Australian military capabilities
>>58781395
Karl Diebitsch made uncomfortable dress uniforms unfit for the heat and the cold of the Russian Front. Everything from the economy, governmental organization to military strategy the German's fucked up in.
>>58785588
no problemo
>>58808463
I wouldn´t be so sure about the Netherlands, Indonesia...
