That's pretty rude of you 2bh jannie Edition
>>58753450
>he does it for free
>>58753450
Jannies on suicide watch
janny just upset cause he got the midnight shift
Your fault for putting some retarded Wojak with a big dick image in the OP though nigga
![[HorribleSubs] Kiznaiver - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_10.42_[2016.04.30_22.09.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rAeJCh1.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kiznaiver - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_10.42_[2016.04.30_22.09.12].jpg")
>>58753537
cheer up, anon
>>58753648
pretty much
>>58753648
I'm not the same guy who made the last thread
That guy was a retard
Still they didn't have to nuke the entire thread
>>58753692
what memes does /balt/ have?
>>58753727
Killing le jannytorial xD
starving
got told by a welfare worker on friday that they won't give me foodstamps because I go to university
had a banana today
>>58753795
have another banana on the house, faggot
*unzips*
>>58753662
desu
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>>58753816
not as annoying as I expected her to be desu
>>58753795
know how you feel man.
I spent $92 on food in the entire month of april. and that's when food costs are going through the roof with our weak dollar. I'm sick of eating rice.
I tried.
>>58753920
>not posting it tomorrow night for all the (you)s
not that many real niggas to see it right now
Sunday night real nigga hours are the realest. The turbonormies and whatnot check out earily for their work and school. Only real niggas in here atm.
>>58753967
im a real nigga
>>58753920
>>58753997
New meem?
Serious question, pls respond.
>>58754082
Serious answer.
>>58754082
Joke answer.
>>58754124
>>58754112
Thank you for the quick response.
>>58754135
Sarcastic banter.
>>58754150
Sarcastic reply with a hint of banter.
Send help
Does anyone here notice any differences between East and West coasters? I've never been out west. Am I missing happy go-lucky people?
guys
*sends help*
>>58754561
we know
>>58754481
everything west of pittsburgh and east of las vegas is just corn
>>58755328
cliccin dat (You) senpai
>>58755388
Nothing else 2 do
faŠ¼
I'm sleepy :3
>>58755587
Awaken bebi.
>>58755756
>>58755587
it's pretty obvious that you're samefag proxying
>>58755842
Forgot to reply
>>58755388
>>58755888
I didnt forget to check
What's going on here?
>>58755946
You know how it goes, after all you're me.
We're all having a round with ur mum
>>58755990
I'm not you, though one could consider you to be me.
>>58756035
You could be me but somewhere else, after all there's always a possibility for two of the same things.
Italian obsessed with Nebraska here.
So, I have 5000 euro in my bank account. Is it enough for a month in U.S.A.?
(Obv, I am going to stay in Nebraska. so I do not know the math for there)
>>58757690
*bangs pots and pans*
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
>>58757787
>>58757836
>>58757968
de verdad me pregunto de donde sale cancer como tu
>>58758071
eres de esos que encontro 4chan por dross o algun youtuber?
>>58758189
Both
Is life in Nebraska expensive?
>>58758252
asi no se responde esa pregunta, hijo
aprende a hablar espaƱol y quitate el proxy
>>58758339
You should probably avoid this general.
>>58758339
I don't think so. I think it's less expensive then most of the US, actually.
so is it real esƩ hours or something
>>58758598
Apparently
>>58758339
Depends on where you live, bigger cities are more expensive, living out in the middle of nowhere is going to run you cheap but you're gonna need a job to pay for it so you better find one haha
>>58758804
>>58757690
Well he's good to go as one month is not that much or so i think.Now i'm legit curious about thi.s Why Nebraska? >>58758339
>>58758598
just wanted to talk to him
he posts in /jp/ and tracking his posts is pretty easy
not the sharpest tool in the shed, I assume
I want to know whether it is a good time to make sure that it is possible in a way that confirms that it is achievable that such a thing which considering the situation could concern that which is still to be proven relevant to the matter at hand in the venue of being an integral part of this discussion like what is in our interests has sufficient integrity.
>>58758893
>tfw I awareingly leave clues because can't be bothered
>>58758939
not always
Im really tired lads
>>58759054
Go to beddy boo
>>58759054
same :^/
>>58759054
Be active then.
>>58759054
Resist it, you must always be ready to repel any potential russian invasion
Latvia counts on you
>>58759071
Its 15:35
>>58759152
Roger
>>58759316
>tfw it's 14:45 here
Still more than four hours to go.
Guys I just realized how real it's going to get when we have Trump doing live debates on TV with Clinton. You know Hillary is going to meme for feminism at some point because she's part of the establishment that has to exploit every person possible.
It should be a lot of fun and I honestly can't wait.
Fuck USA, fuck Mexico, fuck Canada.
>>58759672
oh ye that time where Hillary shows her experience as secretary of state and her knowledge of geopolitics, among other complicated political issues.
Just because sheĀ“s corrupt doesnĀ“t mean she doesnĀ“t know her shit.
Will you hate us less when we leave NATO?
>>58759752
>her experience as secretary of state
So waging unnecessary wars and making a complete ass of the country?
Can't wait!
>>58759752
Wow you seem to know a lot about Hillary Clinton.
Do you have any big things in her career that really just show how deserving she is to be president? Or just shows how intelligent of a person she is?
How about a few years ago when she was claiming gays should have no rights? Stated that she was one of the people most opposed to gay marriage. Really showed that she has a backbone and won't fold to anybody who gives her a few dollars.
>>58759693
still love u bb
>>58759836
>unnecessary
0 knowledge of geopolitics.
>>58759672
If Hillary has half a brain she won't do more than one debate with Trump
>>58759873
IĀ“m not saying sheĀ“d be a good president, but she sure knows a lot more about complex political issues.
>>58759753
>leaving
Nah lad
>>58759916
>but she sure knows a lot more about complex political issues.
Of course she does, she's one of the people that created ISIS
>>58759672
Sandoval 2020
>>58759941
You're not even going to expect it
>>58759964
It was a Russian-American joint effort
Russia arguably had more of a hand in creating ISIS, but U.S. refused an offer that would end it. Both countries are liable.
>>58759880
Yes they were unnecessary, mainly in the fact that tearing down a dictatorship and not setting up a democracy immediately leads to things like Iraq, or a new dictator stepping into power
Which surprisingly is exactly what happened
>>58760005
Yes Hillary Clinton is one of the people directly to blame
>>58760013
In fact, Al-Assad is the linchpin that they, because of Russia, were unable to remove.
It was a 50-50 gamble and they lost. But if it had worked, stability and prosperity would have come to the USA. They underestimated Putin and they should be blamed for that.
>>58760070
Refusing the deal perhaps yes, but it would have also meant lifting sanctions, and giving Ukraine back to Russia. What would you have done? They tried to take it all in a 50-50 gamble and lost. Would you have taken the safer route?
>>58760190
Why are we now comparing me to hillary clinton?
Do you know how american politics work? I'm not running for president
>>58760190
>stability and prosperity would have come to the USA
Perhaps when referencing the Middle East, the rest of the world is still piggybacking off of us and that's not even including domestic shit.
>They underestimated Putin and they should be blamed for that
>They
Gaddafi was the good guy
>>58760435
Virginians are the virgins
me in the middle
>>58760521
t-thats a good thing
>>58760304
If you think sheĀ“s done a terrible job, you should know what would have been the better option, right? Is that not how it works?
>>58760334
Geopolitical power very much translates to American wealth and prosperity among other things, because of the military-backed dollar.
I really donĀ“t think you want the dollar to actually reflect economic indicators.
Additionally youĀ“d also have more leverage for an eventual bail-out package or lowering the interest rates on your treasury bonds. You could print all the money in the world and people couldnĀ“t do shit about it. Or like, even less shit than they do right now. Geopolitical power is valuable.
>>58760627
Yes well the majority of the country is fucking sick of geopolitics and the rest of the world in general
We're slipping back into isolationism and I don't think anyone really minds it
>>58760584
No it isn't, VIRGINia has to import people in order to live
>>58760754
I think it's better for you too.
Trump is right, you shouldn't pay for our safety.
>>58760754
Making Russia plus China into the new super world power, your dollar loses reserve status due to it being accepted literally nowhere else in the world, crashing it.
YouĀ“ll have to default on your loans (not that other policies would prevent this btw)
Your military will be cut more and more because activist groups will have leverage when youĀ“re not meddling in other countries anymore.
Companies will lose interest because they can only sell in the U.S. what theyĀ“ve created in the U.S., plus the aforementioned dollar crash.
Additionally youĀ“ll lose out on a lot of goods youĀ“ve grown accustomed to.
U.S. is a self-sufficient country, but I do think going isolationist requires serious thought.
>>58760754
humanity is dumb and so are un-virgins
good morning fellas
>>58762507
Looks like a ghost is patting your head
>>58762753
He is making me feel comfortable and safe in this dark and scary world.
>>58762507
Hey, buddy
>>58762947
Hey Latvibro! How are you today?
>>58753811
Well would you look at that
That's gotta be the smallest banana i've ever seen.
:^)
I just love Mexican food lads
>poopan n postan
yes
>>58764924
there is a restaurant in my town called ''the dutch'' and they serve mexican food instead of dutch food
>>58765475
Why is it called "The Dutch" then?
>>58765507
i have no idea, maybe the owner has dutch background
but is known for having the biggest burritos in town
Is not an complete mexican place tho they also serve burgers but i haven found nothing related to holand except for the logo, kek
Tried plucking my eyebrow hairs with a nail clipper and have a huge visible cut now
What do I do? I put rubbing alcohol and Vaseline on it
Help please
>>58765764
can't you put a band-aid on it?
>>58765832
It's like above the middle of my eyebrows
Scab is ganna form and I'm ganna look retarded reeeeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCMZaBFcxrk
>>58765892
They're waving Mexican flags to show their devotion to the country they're mad about being threatened to get sent back to?
>>58763077
Im good now. Just got home from work.
>>58758865
A couple of old friends live there (he is the major doctor of the local medical clinic and they are Catholic...more than popes in 1500, apparently)
And I'd like to go to South Carolina for that dA artist I talked about Yesterday.
Problem is: I have around 6000 euro, for a month I do not know if it is good.
How bad is it living in Mexico anyway?
Is the Cartel thing noticeable in the whole country?
>>58766043
>i'm 100% oercent mexican! please let me stay here and don't send back there!!
now you know why chicanos are hated
>>58766282
>chicanos
I hear people use that word all the time and I still don't know what it means, does it just mean "mexicans living in the US"?
your mother tongues my billiards
>>58766337
mexicans born in the usa (mexican/americans)
mostly the first generations who were born there and varely and sometimes never had contact with mexican culture and relatives
>>58766567
so they're like plastic paddies
overcompensating their heritage that they don't have any direct connection to
Sup guys
>>58767371
normally I filter all name and tripfags but I'll make an exception for you
sup
>>58767371
sup senpai
>>58767589
ayyy
all these baked motherfuckers ITT
>>58767371
hello
>>58767645
marge is hot
>>58767666
devil pls go
>>58767589
thanks friend
>>58767645
time to get the day started
>>58767666
hello indian man, what is your first language?
I get a boner when my cat sits on my lap, wtf?!
>>58767973
>hello indian man, what is your first language?
Not French, thank god
>>58768060
furfag pls go
(Does Nebraska have a particular accent? I can understand English well, but dialects...eh.)
>>58767973
Speak hindi at home but nativity is Angika
>>58768060
nothing wrong with that
Which book you reading boys?
1984 here. Started a few days ago and am already at 60%. I've already watched the movie a few years back and have been meaning to get around to the book. It wasn't a requirement in my school unfortunately.
>>58768267
not a furfag
Nebraskans usually have a standard American accent.
My parents are my best friends.
I don't have a relationship with someone my age that goes beyond office banter
And that's okay
>>58768374
do indians use english as the universal language or are a bunch of the languages similar enough you can understand one another?
I just had steak and shake, must say, extremely dissapointing.
>Fatty burger
>Bland fries
>Only hires immigrants
Not going back
https://soundcloud.com/headzpromo/magkg1
>allergies are starting to act up
>no allergy pills
>And one day you'll see we can live together
>When all the world is free
What did they mean by this?
>>58768524
hindi primary, english secondary when people from different culture converse. South Indians prefer English but can speak Hindi even if broken. Tamils are exceptions.
>>58768429
>no one reads
drop the anime you fucking freaks
no wonder this gen sucks
>>58768610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3CZZ5CYbEU
>>58768736
>>58768842
is this real?
>>58768986
/lat/
>>58768986
I don't know, I've experienced hailstone fall though
my backyard is full of stray cats. Kinda thinking of building a small wood hut for them desu
how hard would that be to make somewhat stable and outdoors proof?
>>58768429
>no particular accent
Thank God.
I've finished keep Aspidistra Flying Yesterday. Fantastic book, since I have been looking for it for four years. Then I found it in a comic-shop next to my house for 3 euros(3 dollars)
Perfect.
>>58769138
how big is your back yard?
>>58769202
>>58769247
where does the hispanic simpsons weed meme originate
>>58769157
I'm going to add that to my backlog. Orwell is a great novelist, I'm disappointed that it took me this long to get around to one of his works. I plan to read Animal Farm next, and you?
>>58769155
>>58769202
>>58769247
>
I'm scared of Mexicans
>>58769291
Latinos are obsessed with the simpsons for some reason and the accepted bad boy thing to do in SA is smoke weed, so they mixed.
Also my backyard is more of a communal ally with the rest of my block so I have a small plot about 18ft x 18 ft. I was thinking of a small lean-to that could fit maybe 3-4 cats just sitting under it in case of rain or something
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg5XyPG9oZ0
>>58769138
Build a shed and move in with them
>>58769133
>I don't know, I've experienced hailshit fall though
What did he mean by this?
>>58769442
how do you think the neighbours will feel about you aiding and abetting these vagabonds
How can I become more articulate?
good morning, fellow patriots
>>58770266
Read more literature. When you see words you do not know the definition of, add them to a flashcard deck. Anki is a convenient virtual flashcard program.
Take up writing. Keep a diary of some sort and take your time while expressing your thoughts in words.
>>58770483
Top o' the morning compatriot
>>58769315
topkek
>>58770266
Publish articles online [spoiler]like Azrael[/spoiler]
>>58753906
It ain't easy wearing all black in this heat
>>58769301
I've read Animal Farm since I was 14.
And I've read 1984 twelve times as well.
I don't know, I am trying to find his poems, but here in Italy is very hard.
(I hope I'll go to Nebraska this summer)
Why the hell do women wear thongs. That cannot be comfortable
>>58770483
Good morning my fellow ally
My fingers are made of chicken, my appendix of beef stew. My posterior consists of ham, my aqueous humor exchanged with brew.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Brqo0vSNE
WHY are guys so thirsty all the time ugh
Walk along the river, sweet lullaby, it just keeps on flowing,
It don't worry 'bout where it's going, no, no.
>WHY are guys so thirsty all the time ugh
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THAT RED WHITE AND BLOOOOOO, LAWD
AND WHEN YOU ASK 'EM, "HOW MUCH SHOULD WE GIVE?"
OOOHHH THE ONY ANSWER'S "MO', MO', MO'"
>>58770949
It's sexy if they're wearing one during sex, you just pull it to the side and fuck the shit out of her
IT
AIN'T
ME
>>58771835
uh ohhh
I thought this general was full of NEETs, but it's real NEET hours and the thread is abandoned
>>58772130
>tfw afternoon classes
8 Am wakeups can kiss my ass
>>58772130
I'm going to use my jorker voice on you if you don't top talking
>>58772130
these days /cum/ is primarily full of wanna-be normies that won't stop blogposting about their mundane girl problems that make even a turboNEET such as myself scoff at their autism.
Does anyone else have a hot intelligent gf?
>>58772130
i am shitposting while on a lunch work break
>>58772171
>afternoon
I Always forget you are on an other time-zone.
>finally lose v-card
>fuck girlfriend for like an hour straight
>can't cum
>doesn't feel too good
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
please help
also my gf has said she;s never had an orgasm before and I have no clue how to change that. When I took her to pound town her eyes roll back in her head and she moans but it isn't enough
how do I /cum/, cum?
>>58772370
You might actually be a homosexual
Buenos dĆas MĆ©xico, todo bien?
Sup fellow Americans
Comment Ƨa va Canada? Howdy, maplelanders
>>58772370
You probably have a small penis
Try eating her out first, also don't be afraid to do a cumshot where you just fap for a minute until you cum on her face
What's the deal with women wanting to make gaming less sexist? I'll admit, there's quite a bit of female sexualization in modern day vidya.
But so what? What's stopping women from sexualizing men in return? Why can't we all just enjoy poking obnoxiously poking fun at each other? Why, instead of just having everyone be open about sex, do women insist on sucking the fun out of it and making all videogames boring as shit?
I'll tell you why. It's because women want the attention. More time spent ogling pretty vidya characters means less attention is being paid to IRL women, and this upsets them greatly because it's the only way they get any sort of validation in their lives.
Same thing with prostitution, the smartest thing the government could possibly do to protect sex workers is regulate the industry. Instead, they ban it entirely and just pretend like the human trafficking isn't still going on. There's nothing actually objectively wrong with prostitution, women just don't want men having readily available sex because it means they don't have to jump through hoops and please this woman just right in order to get her into bed.
I'm not saying all women are like that, but this is basically what the modern sex negative feminist fights for: attention.
>>58772547
/v/ pls go
/cum/- women advice and cumming advice
>>58772423
Good point.
>>58772531
Correct, I do. She says she's never cum from masturbation, the one guy before me she's been with, or any of the heavy petting though. For once, it's just not my small dick's fault. Yippee.
I've came down her throat and all over her before.
If I lock myself in a room without windows (or windows with a very generic view), how can I best create the illusion that this room is situated in the USA?
>>58772617
Lives up to its name.
>>58772621
have you tried eating her out? just put your mouth over her clit and assault it with your tongue
That always does it for my gf, then again I have a massive tongue
>>58772826
american flag on the wall, Mcdonalds boxes on your desk, and Hank williams blaring on the radio
>>58772826
Go get some McDonald's. Eat it shirtless while watching Maury.
>>58772853
I actually haven't yet.
I'm kind of scared to. I've licked my fingers post "Shining Finger" and it tastes fucking awful but I really want to make her feel good.
>>58772826
Get a burger daki. Listen to Bruce Springsteen all day
>>58772952
just do it, she'll like it and it'll get her closer to cumming
>>58772826
buy a scale that only weighs imperial
Get it to go over 250
Order a pizza
What city has the best theme song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-IEMlJyak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtDhtadoeUk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-ZUXQuFcnw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpEGxHLJpK4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTBsZEZrcOo
>>58773217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y73tlDjoJE0
Exam time
bye!
>>58772547
I'm not gonna read all this shit but it's just another product of third wave feminism. Video games have become the medium that the SJWs have their horn-rimmed problem glasses aimed at. The same sort of sexualized character that would still fly no problemo in an action or fantasy movie is torn apart in a video game cause "MUH SEXUALIZASHUN". Of course the redditor nu males lap that shit up as well.
Majority of those broads don't give a fuck about said games and never will, it's just their current meme target.
>>58773217
miami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLuf8rJAbyY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYHNrwg4jJs
>>58773328
good luck
I want to cry
>>58773611
ACT LIKE A MAN
YES I'm racist. YES I'm sexist. YES I'm chauvinistic. YES I'm homophobic. YES I'm transphobic. YES I'm xenophobic.
YES I'm white. YES I'm male. YES I'm cisgender.
Whatchu finna do bout it?
>>58773700
kik ur as
>tfw you get a shipping confirmation e-mail
>>58773640
>>58773772
>out for delivery
>last update: 5 hours ago
>>58773772
I'd almost start ordering stuff just for the feeling of anticipation
>>58772888
I'm mad at the accuracy, to be one hundred percent completely honest, family.
>Eastwood also displayed an early toughness in real life when on one evening Eastwood, his wife, Floyd Simmons and another couple had gone to dinner at Trader Vic's and were threatened at gunpoint before entering the restaurant by a gang of Latin thugs. Although his friends turned to flee, Clint stood his ground and growled, "Go on and pull that trigger, you little son of a bitch, and I'll kill you before I hit the ground". The thugs ran off.
How based can one man be?
>>58773858
what did you order?
i have a case of buckshot, some knives and a Glockā¢ entrenching tool coming
>>58773772
Magnificent feel
I love tracking the bastard too
>>58773940
power cable for a hard drive
>>58773514
Anarchy eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIy7HcwVK3E
>>58773940
Shipping live ammunition seems like something that would be illegal.
>>58773995
i love how accurate the tracking usually is these days
>>58774084
well you have to provide your firearms license number to the company you're buying it from, and it has to go through couriers that are allowed to handle dangerous goods
Good afternoon, friends.
hi guyz
>>58774236
>>58774236
At least you still have your oil :^)
But you should really fix your economy already so I can move to your country
>>58774236
Dr Ron Paul knows you're screwed
http://ronpaulmessage.com/
>>58774262
Anzu?
>>58774236
did trudeau really get rid of that much of our gold
>>58774236
at least you'll have legal weed
...some day
