What was your cunt's largest rival in history?
Ours was the Soviet Union.
Hello, you piece of shit
You tBh fAm
Denmark.
Empire of Japan
Amerika
>>58752291
>>58752306
It's more fun when your rival is on the same level as you, nobody likes beating on grade schoolers.
>>58752361
It wasn't really much of a challenge for us though
You're welcome for the bombs
This map is wrong, Austria was never part of the NATO
>>58752252
Definitely Bolivia or Czechoslavakia
Everyone around us.
Chi chi chi- le le le
>>58752252
I don't know, we don't really had rivals.
Maybe Spain but I'm not sure, no you know what we have not had any rival.
Our only enemy are the very Mexicans.
>>58752507
I think it would be more Czechoslovakia or Slovenia
>>58752617
los mineros de chile! ;D
>>58752625
Sucios norteños
danskjävlarna
Emus
Frogs and english pirates.
us navy nuclear vessels
>>58752402
This.
We never had any rival...
>>58752252
everybody, depending on the era
Australia's never had a economic rival, maybe Indonesia, but that's stretching it.
Australia's largely just played off economic tensions between the US and China.
France
>>58752507
Wtf
>>58752252
Most of Europe depending of the time period, but the rivalest of all was England.
>>58753958
The World.
Twice.
PLC-HRE-Spanish Commonwealth
>>58754153
We've been good allies with you in the past, it caused a shitstorm lel
Can someone enlighten me what was the Commonwealths greatest enemy? Probably Russia right?
Estonia.
As of 2016 Estonia has surpassed Finland on every imaginable metric, BRAVO ESTONIA
>>58754238
how does it feel when shittier and smaller country like estonia beats up on everything?
>>58754295
Feels good, I love Estonia
> What was your cunt's largest rival in history
Communists, they've almost destroyed my country.
>>58754181
based baguetteman
France.
Good times tbqhwy
Rest of the world.
1648-1678 it was England
1568-1648 it was Spain
18th century it was Brittain
England/the UK
For years we fought over control of European overseas trade. However, when the war for independence against Spain looked most grim, the English send their support and gave us a fighting chance. We for our part, send armies to England when they desperatly wanted to get rid of their king and briefly united both countries. And finally it was the British that liberated our colonies after WW II. So between the rivalry our nations knew periods of friendship. Still, fuck them for jewing away most of our colonies in the Vienna conference.
Austria
poland
>>58752252
Visayans
Denmark and Sweden
Europe.
>>58754454
Kek. I dislike commies as well but the Russian Empire has been turning into shit anyway. It was only a matter of time when it collapses.
Poland
Envious people
>>58752252
The international Jew
>>58752252
We're still your rival.
Upper class
>>58752252
English and French.
>>58752252
Djibouti is our rival
Ottoman Empire when we wuz Safavids
Russia and Persia when we wuz Khanz
Armenia now
>>58755442
We've been cucked by pretty much all european countries at some point
Sweden, Russia and Soviet Union
>>58754121
The world. Since the creation of France.
>>58756462
Desu the history of the modern world is the history of other countries getting over their butthurt with the French
>>58756582
We just want to be your friend, world...
>>58756352
Russia made Finland from shithole to civil count you should say thanks
they were our most dangerous rival, but then, they were the rival of free humans everywhere
>>58756306
it's more than apt, given your old ancestor's misuse of its neighbors
>>58756672
thanks for not fucking it up, I guess
>>58756642
I'm sure it was out of pure altruism.
In any case, the locals didn't really ask for it. Looking after territories you govern is something you're supposed to do, why would you expect praise for it? If administering a country is too expensive, just grant it independence.
>>58752861
As >>58752402 said tbf... Spain, really ? France steamrolled you how many times, again ? I don't even remember, because I don't really care of your """"""""""" country"""""""""" (don't call us frogs if you're not from England, capito paella ?)
>>58756306
It's what you get for cucking them thousands of years ago. We'll have our day of reckoning too, eventually. The spics will invade in full force, there will be a civil war, and the American Empire will never exist again.
>>58756700
>>58756791
we wuz empirez n shiet
>>58756788
wew lad
>>58752252
bongs, krautz (Habsburgs and Prussians), maybe other latinos countries
Egypt I guess
>>58756642
Ironically russians literally did nothing and just left the grand duchy alone, and it worked wonderfully for all involved. The worst times were when you barbarians tried to despoil and russify funland just before the house of cards came crashing down.
>>58756858
I don't get why it's so difficult for Italians to accept that they're descended almost entirely from Romans. Like it makes a difference anyway, most Romans were slaves or plebeians.
>>58756858
I didn't mean to say that you actually are true inheritors to that legacy or anything :^)
>>58752638
wat
>>58755442
Russia's rival is Ukraine now.
The enemy is in the country
China, EU and America
M'laysia
>>58752252
The world.
We fought it and won.
>>58752252
Argentina I guess?
>>58752252
Poland?
>>58758379
Thank you for your effort in posting on 4chins. Forty-five Putinshekels will now be added to your account. Have a nice day.
>>58752252
Britain
The only opponents worthy of note that we ever faced were Russia, Germany and Britain.
But the Cold War nearly destroyed the world as we know it so I think I'm gonna go with Russia being our greatest rival.
>>58758704
We weren't ''rivals'' you were our bitches.
Tocqueville wrote back in the 1820s that "Of all the nations of the world, only Russia could be a serious rival to the United States."
>>58759351
>Russia, Germany and Britain.
You didn't face any of them, idiot. Codl war is a hypothetical thing describing a period, not rivary.
You got into the ww2 in 44th when the result was obvious. And your role was not even secondary. WW2 was about Russia, GB and Germany.
Your biggest opponent you ever faced is Vietnam. And you lsot. Deal with it and stop pretending your history is worth mentioning.
>>58752402
So much this, this is why I always get triggered with the whole, 'vietnam meme'. We beat the everloving shit out of them and they're still dying to our mines and agent orange over there. For some reason though they just never surrendered, I guess communism is just to fuckin' great or something. Like a pack of niggers in africa they refused to civilize and destroyed all worthwhile ideology.
>>58754907
FUCK YOU FOR SIDING WITH AMERICA!!
>>58752291
>Your greatest rival is the USA
>Americans when asked wouldn't even consider Mexico as a possibility at all
That's kinda sad, for you
Denmark and Moscow/Russia.
Emus
>>58758926
Never forget.
>>58754238
They haven't passed us on the number of mudslimes and nig nogs. Which is probably the reason they are passing us on every other metric.
>>58759499
>So much this, this is why I always get triggered with the whole, 'vietnam meme'. We beat the everloving shit out of them
>Meme
Why do americans suck at admiting defeat?
>>58759499
>lose war
>we killed more xd
worse than the germans using same argument considering you lost against a much weaker force
>>58752252
This entire world, lead by the English of course.
>>58759949
>>58759904
>>58759499
All samefag. All proxy-using Aussie.
>>58759491
Wait, didn't you lose to a couple of goat fuckers with old guns?
>>58752313
and boy did we fight, those were the days
>>58759499
How is it a victory if you fail to destroy the enemy's ability make war, lose your own ability to continue the war and fail to reach any of the war's political objectives?
It's almost as if you're saying that war isn't politics by other means.
>>58760072
surprisngly little land was exhanged in our wars though, usually it was just some minor province in germany or someshit.
Or norway.
>>58759491
>You didn't face any of them, idiot. Codl war is a hypothetical thing describing a period, not rivary.
But it's wrong, it wasn't "hypothetical". It was more like a series of proxy wars (they were not hypothetical at all) and economical war (nuclear arms race), and the US has beaten the Soviet Union. It was a pure rivalry.
>>58759833
What's that flag that looks like a dutch version of the American flag supposed to represent?
>>58759904
To be fair they weren't farmers. The Viet Cong were a trained fighting force that had a better understanding of the terrain as well as pre established connections in every vietnamese village, town, and city. They were back by the Chinese and Soviets where they got their weaponry.
>>58752252
Britain and their pig dog lackeys: australia canada new zealand india and ireland.
>>58760258
>Not saying the Zulu
wew
>>58760258
colored afrikaner detected
>>58754295
Feels great tbqh fampai, it's like watching your kid learning to walk.
>half the people in the thread saying Britain/England
Truly the most perfidious nation..
>>58759904
>>58759949
>>58760137
Nice. 4 replies. This whole 'reverse vietnam' thing is really working.
But seriously we could've just used superweapons on them don't kid yourselves.
>>58760240
the viet cong were farmers with guns from the south. the viet minh were the trained soldiers from the north.
But seeing that you are american and probably slightly retarded i dont blame you for not knowing your own history.
>>58760343
It's only true for us, you picked on the rest of the world to distract yourself from the thrill of our rivalry, Britain.
>>58754295
Nothing wrong with estonia showcasing their potential since there's only 2 finnic countries in existence.
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND
>>58760351
>lets just kill EVERYONE, that will show them!
you have no understanding of politics tbqh.
>>58760351
We should have listened to Barry Goldwater, just dropped a nuke on Hanoi, and been done with it.
>>58752252
the whole fucking world
>>58759499
Vietnam wasn't a war of attrition, you fucking idiot. Your military objective wasn't to kill anyone with slanted eyes.
>>58752252
The eternal ryssä and the eternal sven.
>>58760538
>rivalry with sven
why would you say that? ;(
>>58752458
It wasn't because you had an atomic bomb, and they didn't.
And, before you say - no, America didn't build the Atomic Bomb all by itself: Britain and Canada contributed a majority of the science behind the project.
Before that, though, it was a challenge.
>>58760538
Hey, I want to be your friend!
>>58760372
>Literally falling for a meme this hard.
VC were trained soldiers with weaponry from China and the USSR. 7.62mm AK-47s from the Soviet Union or their cheaper chinese counterparts the T56 AR, RPKs and SKSs from the soviet union. Not to mention artillery and landmines from the Commies aswell. If you think that they were all rice farmers with with old lugers and grease guns then you need to read a book about the conflict.
>>58760351
but you couldn't so you didn't.
War is not some separate mini-game. It's part of the politics of a nation. You don't go to war with your military, you go to war with your society and your battlespace is global. This talk of superweapons just shows that you need to read a book or two.
You know.
>>58760458
<3 U!
You red bastard! :3
>>58760690
gommies were great, in a way. A real final boss.
>>58760653
americans read menus not books
>>58760538
>>58760644
B-but I thought this was a rivalry thread?
Also the eternal savonians and the eternal karelians.
>>58755202
> the Russian Empire has been turning into shit anyway
ORLY? Are you sere it's not vice versa?
>>58760739
swedes dont make rivals anymore, we just want more friends :3 :3 :3 :3
come on over and fuck my wife pekka
>>58760787
Shit has been turning into the Russian Empire?
>>58760739
I've never met a Savonian who wasn't full of shit.
We had rivals everywhere
probably france tho
>>58759499
you seem a bit triggered
>>58760651
Ditto all those MiG-19s and SAMs.
>>58760421
>>58760653
>>58760728
3 more replies. Feed me more.
Has there ever been a non-shitpost thread about the Vietnam War?
>>58761750
>it ain't me starts playing
>>58761750
No because both sides are right. When America pulled out of Vietnam we were winning, that's why North Vietnam agreed to the ceasefire. We gave our word to South Vietnam that we'd supply them on a 1-for-1 basis, so you could argue that we were still involved, and then a libcuck congress said "jk we lied" so North Vietnam easily took Saigon.
>>58761939
Sort of. There were a ton of absolutely terrible strategic decisions made.
>>58752252
Spain is actually a NATO member
http://www.nato.int/cps/en/natolive/nato_countries.htm
Britbongs
Russia
We lost.
>>58762148
But not in 1953
>>58752252
England. Also the Netherlands, France and the Spainish "left".
>>58754153
Fuck, I forgot the eternal Moors. Ok, Anglos, France, the Netherlands, the "left" and Islamic people/countries.
>>58765360
Ah and Masons, but they are actually rullin our country and destroying it.
Damn we have so many enemies and not any friend.
>>58765535
Ruling*
Liberals 2bh
>>58752252
Europeans and Chinese before that
>>58752252
Bulgaria
>>58762148
We got cucked into it in 1986, when the Eternal Helmut said that we must also contribute to Yurop's defense.
Also, I don't think Sweden ever was even 'western-alligned cuck' tier. They were neutral, more like Austria style than Swiss style neutral, but still..
>>58752252
Ourselves.
>>58754212
Sweden.
ER STRAFE ES
UK
Spain
France
>>58752252
Britain
>>58754153
PLC wasn't our eternal rival. We had periods of peace from time to time.
Russia is the answer from 1700s.
>>58754121
Not us
greece. we create the first arian race...
>>58760684
We don't consider you to be a worthy rival though.
>>58752252
hungary
>>58760227
The Oranje Vrystaat. I know it because that flag is very gorgeous.
Vuvuzuela.
It's mainly a sports rivalry, both countries always disputed the first places of several multi-sport events (Bolivarian games, Central American and Caribbean Games, South American and Pan Am games) and Vuvuzuela always had the lead, but from 10-15 years on we took the lead.
>>58752252
Laziness
>>58752252
those fucking danes
>>58776212
Thanks for using us as buffer nation against Russia. Also fucking big tack for leaving us alone to the Russians.
Paraguay.
there is place for only one guay in this world.
>>58776770
Np.
>>58778190
U r gay hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
Thailand
Papua New Guinea, obviously.
>>58752291
>rival
Aw, that's cute/sad...
>ancient: china
>middle ages: euros + russia
>now: the whole world
